I REPEAT YOU CAN NOW FINANCE COSTCO HOT DOGS. IT IS OVER. THIS IS WHAT THE END STAGES OF CAPITALISM LOOK LIKE, PREPARE FOR ANOTHER GREAT DEPRESSION
YOU CAN NOW FINANCE $1.50 COSTCO HOT DOGS
JUST A FEW EASY INSTALMENTS OF 37 CENTS, CONSUME YOUR GOYSLOP GOYCATTLE kek
Yes it is real.
I literally did laundry for the 1st time in a month 1/2 found $9 toonies
We are truly living in the end times. How are you handling it Anon Babble?
"I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today"
It's the American way.
And loonies
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[Don't take words outta my posts faggotass!!
translation: brown people can now get more free shit because "they will pay it back" meanwhile the white man will buy it because he has honor.
I CANT AFFORD A COSTCO HOT DOG
Good days and bad days anon. Today was ok despite countless civilian unnecessary deaths in Gaza. Been following it from.the beginning. Did you see president Trump emasculate the niggers from South Africa. It was wonderful. Stupid lying nigger.
Always could. It's called a credit card.
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It's interest-free. You're an idiot for not doing it.
Remind me why we were clapping about the gutting of the CFPB
This is true, you could die tomorrow and not have to make the rest of the payments. Imagine how embarrassed Costco would be.
THANKS COSTCO. NOW I HAVE THE CREDIT HISTORY TO GET APPROVED FOR A 500sqft STUDIO APT AT 300% MY MONTHLY INCOME
I went to a costco in canada and you fuckers only accepted cash, mastercard or some obscure canadian credit card. Wtf was that. I'm lucky I was with my grandma
*Klarnas a 90" OLED TV, overnight shipping*
Plus, it's all going to build your credit. What happens if you suddenly need to skip town, and you don't have a credit card to get a rental car and drive it to Canada overnight, killing some remote loner in Edmonton, and assuming his identity?
kek
I don't care tranny
Rejoice. For the prophesized Day of Deflation is soon upon us. Soon, my brothers, soon, we shall be free.
building history with these pay in 4 apps with a fake name with tiny transactions only to run off with the money the second they trust you a wad, is based.
you have poor credit? BNPL your fruit loops. Oh wow, you actually paid? Here's a TV
drive it to Canada overnight, killing some remote loner in Edmonton, and assuming his identity?
What a dreadful scenario.
I want to punch her in the throat.
I'd pay 10 cents a month for 36 months, just for the comedy of it
This. "Interest free" means "free money". The savvy financial move is to take the loan, buy the hot dog, and invest the $1.50 you would have spent until the loan is due. The interest the investment generates in the meantime is literally free money.
i did not appreciate the hot dog signs being replaced with screens even though i only baught that shit twice.
Spending tax dollars for a useless bullshit redundancy agency is bad business.
I hope this cunt dies single and forever alone, in torment.
Niggers will. And they won't pay up. And Costco deserves it. There is no easy way in life. You can prop it up for a very long time with our society and technology now. But it will come crashing down.
no interest
whats not to like?
unnecessary deaths in Gaza
Fuck Gaza, and Fuck South Africa, they're both 'revolutionary' terrorists locked arm in arm friendship. And fuck you too paki living in Canada.
It's not happening daat enough
When I was 17, my bank wouldn't cash my measly $40 paycheck without a 2 week hold, even though I had enough to cover it in savings.
So I withdrew all but $1 and let them keep track of it and mail me a statement for 20 years before I closed the account.
Fuck banks
Thanks Trump
i hate being reminded that demon toilet bowl exists
every time i see it, im grossed out
Its very hard to imagine a $1.5 hotdog being anywhere near edible
why prepare for it when you can let it surprise you?
Yeeessss indebt yourself to me for the tasty hotdog goy. It's interest free and no strings attached. Pinky promise.
flyover state has an opinion
turns out its canada
lol, how much you irrelevant niggers want to be relevant?
The Cult of the Black Phallus - retained and practiced by the cult driven beliefs of the ruling class
The Elites have taken an oath to subjugate all of humanity and have been operating thereforth since the fall of Atlantis
Fascisms Manifesto: The husbandry of Everything and Everyone; the unified cult pledge and they all love peepee
these staged billionaires and politicians are just a means of narrative building, PR and gradual acclimation for the slaves to accept the world that is to cum,
you will swallow and you will be happy
Buying in bulk drops the price. The hot dogs and sausages are actually pretty good.
The one near me sold Hebrew National brand.
all hotdogs were that cheap before 2021, unless you were at a stadium or at an airport or something, how young are you?
The most epic troll in human history
Mexico
KEK, you are not even human
Slippery slope. Builds habits and gives in to conditioning
I got that dog in me.
White women never ever
lol, accurate
hilariously petty
hahaha, I actually believe this.
I'm glad you agree. Now finance the hot dog.
But if you don’t pay off your hotdog loan, or actually hotdog installment plan, can’t they trash your credit over a hotdog?
That's why you open up a HELOC (Hotdog Equity Line of Credit) in order to pay off hotdog loan. You're literally borrowing money against the hot dog you just ate in order to pay for that hot dog, but the reality is it just buys the next hot dog. You basically now able to print an unlimited amount of Costco hot dogs. Hot dog machine go BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
hotdog maxxxing, what a gay system
Are the hotdog loans being packaged up into Hotdog Backed Securities (HBS) with different tranches for the types of hotdog? For example, plain hotdog is the lowest level, hotdog and mustard at the next tranche, then chili dogs at the highest tranche. I want to invest in these.
I'm currently hodling subprime cheddar brats that went for $2.49 a piece six months ago.
Sweet. Are you holding any Collateralized Dog Obligations (CDOs) as well?
Im going all in on klarna group desu. I trust normies financing hotdogs to make me rich
are they back using horse?
They actually lose money on them iirc.
kek that's super cute. Totally pull a bad liberal date with this and she might like it.
kek
hahaha
Bread sucks and toppings are trash but the sausage is good, made with only fat and meat rather than the traditional way.
Also comes with free drink, you can refill water or sweet tea while you are at it.
pretty good, as it turned out to be far more funny that i thought it would be
bring back spousal beatings.
Give me my goyslop!! I need a Kojina’s Pussu stat!(costco hotdog shoved inside a chicken bake)
Lol sucks to be a Slavic faggot
I will never financially recover from this purchase
Those hotdogs are way overhyped, they're cheap because they're not filling at all, better to get pizza or the chicken bake
No, they repo the hotdog
Fuck that, I want to finance one of the new "combo calzones".
women even manage to fuck up spiritual enlightenment
if there is 0% interest and auto-payment available I see no reason to not do this. I guess you like paying for things now with more valuable dollars than paying for them later with cheaper dollars.
this
woman can't tell the difference between drugs and supernatural
many such cases!
Doesn't look like a problem to me. They literally made it interest free. Not sure why anyone would ever actually need to do this but whatever.
Not having a mushroom and sausage calzone what the fuck are they thinking. I’d like to give it a try.
it's all going to build your credit.
Kek. See, you can lie here, because this is just Anon Babble. But you won't see this written in their terms of service.
its good for homeless addicts that need to tick food cause drugs are expensive
Costco is all browns, do they really think they'll pay? They keeds and los niños gonna be eating a lot of hotdogs fo free.
where is that quote from?
I do laundry about 3 times a year So could I use this to get a credit card?
And is a credit card considered an asset? Could I even have one if I was on ssi?
and what's the interest rate on these dogs?
asking for a friend.
Wait so if Israel is behind Hamas, why are the people protesting against Israel in support of Hamas?
so its just some technical loophole thing, where costco wanted to be able to slap a sticker on their shit saying "we finance EVERYTHING" and they just put everything on an itemized list and said "everything", hotdogs made it on there. so condoms did as well, most likely. and toilet paper. but since costcos famous for the hot dogs that costcos owner also famously said "if you change the goddamn price of the hotdogs ill get a gun and turn the place into a goddamn schoolzone" or some shit when costco's board of shareholders tried to raise the price of the dolla fiddy dawgs.
thank you journo's for making sure we knew the cold, hard, truth of those lying, LYING LITTLE SIGNS when you walk into a 7/11 at 3 in the morning zoinked outta ya fuckin gourd and you see it say "add a slice of cheese to ANYTHING for 99 cents!" and the man behind the counter WONT put a slice of cheese into your big mega super ultra v8 liter giga gulp sized diet coke slushyjug. the bastards.
oh, gay, so its not even costco offering the financing, its just some random group doing it? so the complaint is "woah there, theres just TOO many options"? lame.