/LPBG/ Louisiana parole board general

Looks like 5 revocations today!

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just saw it pop up on youtube and checked for the thread, let's go /lpbg/

TYB

Revoc day. Possible chimpouts abound.

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Let's hope so we need something to hold us over till the next hearings.

I didn't know that Rick Ross was in jail?!

I know, man. Are we off all next week?

It’s been a while since we had proper shucking and jiving. Let’s hope one of today’s contestants cooperates.

A little bit out of order

Uh, no, that's the order, Barras
Get your shit together

At least we get a Monday stream when we're back. Guess I might burn a vacation day or two next week and have a really long weekend. No /lpbg/ makes mornings slow kek

Prator is not going to accept this shit

looks like these threads are dead nowadays. I noticed myself frequenting them less frequently

The hearings have been way shorter too. I think the chan blackout hurt the threads, also.

BTYCN

but it's our hour or so together. Knowing that the system, while in shambles, still kinda works to great keks

i'm still watching.

TYB. Good morning /lpbg/ always nice to see you all. Revocations can get spicy, I could use a good chimpout.

I agree about the short hearings and blackouts

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I still watch. Not always the whole thing but I do enjoy it. You folks are nice.
My lease on my semi-decent apartment ends in October, my roommate is moving out in July. Don't know if I'm going to stay or move out. i hope I can find a good living situation for October.

I could use a good chimpout.

I concur.

I miss Zoe-chan. I think we could continue these threads with other streams once the LA Parole stream ends, by watching other court/parole streams. I have a few I switch between once these go off air.

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GM frens

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I think we could continue these threads with other streams once the LA Parole stream ends, by watching other court/parole streams

I stick around sometimes too

Drawanon would have a field day with Nykousha.

We could stay in these threads, but switch streams. That way we all stay in the same location.

Cedric is great. Another one I watch is Judge Stephanie Boyd. There is currently an active trial going on in that stream. At least in the afternoons.

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I lied

We are hearing that almost every day

They need to start arresting niggresses who openly admit to filing false police reports, no?

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Meemaw has decades of fatigue in those old bones.

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do i get credit for being in jail

How do they keep coming up with these retarded idea's.

BTYCN

Do I get credit for being in jail on parole?

No.

Love it when the supporting witness ends up hurting more than helping. The moment they admit that they lied to the police the board makes up their minds. Back to the cage.

Prator has seemed pretty fatigued this week too

He's been really fatigued. So fatigued that he has been working from home all week lol

I have to take work calls while I watch, but sometimes I forget to mute my speakers in between hearings and suddenly some nigger jive just comes over the speakers while I'm on the phone. Nothing crazy but it is truly only a matter of time until someone says something

anon, wtf was that?

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Johnisha Johnson

looks like a man

niggers and their niggernames manage to catch me off guard

You can read so you aren't eligible for a free lawyer

SHIEEEEEET

he's a really good dude

Johnisha Johnson

Some real creative parents (well mother because we all know dad was splitsville) huh lmao

The face you make when you dun goofed

BTYCN

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dad wanted john

mom wanted nisha

fuck it

Couldn't even center whatever they were writing on that shirt.

This nigga sounds a little zesty.
Did I miss anything good in the first two?

Did I miss anything good in the first two?

Nah, just "You weren't at home, you got arrested for beating your woman, she now says she lied, you're behind on your payments"
Standard bullshit

guilty of absconding

not even guilty with a statement

This is going to be a short one.

no one in support or opposed

Must suck knowing nobody cares.

And yeah that's about as short as I've seen.

Knowing how high the chances of a coon being a fag are, you're probably right.

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BTYCN

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This one is at least smart enough to ask questions.

i think the current contestant is sweating a little

lmao this guy can see the niggas before him are 0-for-3 on getting reinstated?

Kek. he asked "Did those people get revoked?"
Foreshadowing

Probably explains kek. He probably knows his goose (chicken?) is cooked already.

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I uhhhh, got a part time job with the Louisiana Parole Project

kek
The zookeepers aren’t having it today.

happened to me yesterday. it was right after a USPS van showed up at my house and honked its horn, spooking both me and my brother. 5 minutes later, while setting up our new hammock, we hear voices from inside the house

is this negro on helium?

Is this nigga a ftm pooner?

I am starting to get worried about Sheriff Prator. The fatigue seems much more than usual lately. Without Alvin, we need an expert buck breaker such as him.

His voice could get him out.

This negro sounds like what (((hollywood))) wants you to think every hood negro sounds like. Just a goofy squeaky voice.

You keep doing the same thing over and over

Typical Simian behavior.

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Huh?

Locked in a dog cage

Fucking kek. He put the bitch where she belongs.

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be on parole

date woman you already KNOW talks bullshit and will lie about you

This guy's not really that retarded is he? He's just guilty, right? If he's not guilty he's just terminally retarded.

Ask my mom

Damn this is getting weirder fast.

lmao this one is wild

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This is a train wreck

Checked and I agree. He keeps admitting to worse shit as it goes on lmao

yelling at old people on the board

classic ape

ok the last one has been entertaining so fast haha

Yeah he started off doing alright but he's just set his shit on fire here lmao.

Just tuned in, WTF is wrong with his voice?
Is that at tranny?

couldn't affort a restraining order

what

IT'S SO OVER

Welp, that was a good ending at least. BACK TO THE DOG CAGE!

Guess he will be joining his girl. Hope she is at least let out to pee.

I ain't goin' back in dat cage

I'd like to imagine it's just a normal lock and she still can't get out

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LMAO

The black Charles Manson

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Is that the fag flag?! Fucking kek

beautiful work lmao

LOOL

<3 thanks friends I'm glad you like it
Yea I got it playing in the background. Yesterday I tuned in and some black lady came on cam dressed in her bra and was cursing as she described her case, you could see the utter disdain on Judge Cedric's face.

Currently watching Cedric, too!

What state does this take place in?

Thanks I'll check it out

Oh im retarded it says Michigan right behind him

That guy has got to be a Anon Babbletard. Meds noew!

All good. But yeah, Michigan. Usually some good ol ghetto nigs in his court.

Michigan.

tequila

Whatever happened to tila tequila anyway

Last time on Judge Cedric

Another short day.

Someone needs to check that lawyer for any ticking noises.

national holiday on Monday. everyone's checking out early to get a long weekend.

kek

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dats right

honoring the memories and shit