the goycattle will stand
The goycattle will stand
I like this new humiliation ritual.
Public transportation is for cattle Goyim
People say they want better flight experiences but keep buying tickets for Spirit, curious
manmade horrors etc.
It's actually good for your health to stand for prolong periods of time. Those chairs are horse shit if you're in economy.
Just wear comfy shoes.
amerifatt and mexilard holocaust
Good, you snacked for this.
Only a chink is capable of inventing and emulating a larva hive seat like this
i usually fly economy but i flew business class to tokyo one time and it was the shit.
Only a chink is capable of inventing and emulating a larva hive seat like this
I want to see a plane tricked out with huge walls of dressers with a bug or two packed in each drawer.
maybe in 15 years they'll start packing us onto shelves.
i actually fly quite a bit in the US and i've never flown next to a fatty. i know a guy that requires a seat belt extender but i've never seen it in person.
Lot of wasted space there. They could cram people into coffin sized bunks far more efficiently.
It's actually good for your health to stand for prolong periods of time.
No, it's really not. Standing still for prolonged periods is horrible for your feet, legs, and back. It's best to keep moving constantly.
imagine the mutthurt
for the niggers who take $30 flights to vegas on spirit and jetblue
Wtf?? Who TF would stand? This is just a way to make normal seats more expensive and charge normal prices for standing seats and sit down seats will be a "luxury"
Just wear compression socks like a high IQ critical thinker.
so what, you pack 3 humiliation-seats into the footprint of 3 normal seats? What’s the benefit? Weight savings? Or is it just to dab on goylets
part of me thinks this is fine for trips less than 6 hours
the other part of me thinks this is impossible for 95% of americans traveling overseas for 13+ hours
the only problem with this is how people get up. stacking boxes is easy until the contents of the boxes need to go to the bathroom.
March in place every half hour for a few minutes and wear compression socks you poor posture out of shape mongoloid.
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I wonder how small children are supposed to sit or stand on those.
it's not width, it's depth
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I like how the armrests barely have room for just one tiny arm
if you fly lax-las or vice versa, on delta, you will see one huge fatty up front, i saw him every time i flew those airports
looks like an obese cherub hapa
What the fuck is the point? It still takes up space because they need to be belted in. Just give them little hard plastic cuckseats. Standing is just ridiculous over the top Saturn worship
Did Mr Garrison design those?
one step closer to sleep induced coffin boxes
Some crazy street black will take the middle seat and proceed to do bar dips and a pommel horse routine.
What if she farts?
Why do you think the guy on the bottom is grinning?
You start by making standing flights normal, and then you pack the planes, and people will think it's normal, if you sell high cost stnading places in cramped planes, no one will buy it, but give it a few years, if they don't ban airplanes, it'll become the norm.
The fecal matter will pleasure visajeet sitting under her.
fine way to send these assholes
No niggers allowed on the planes
YOU SAID WHAT????
Here's my proposal
but that looks like something you actually sit in, just with your legs stretched? (which is healthier btw)
after finally passing safety evaluations
oh cool it looks like everyone on board will die instantly if the plane ever crashes, just like with regular seats, yep that seems safe enough to me
Laying down in a pod for a few hours would be easier, I'd be down for that.
The kneeling seats will come after
strap-on economy
I'd pay extra.
Yeah, you get a better view than elevated.
standing in my new (fairly priced) goy cattle flying seat
turbulence hit
busy brunette milf standing next to me slides down to make contact with the seat
starts moaning and grinding against the seat while the turbulence hits
i mean it doesn't sound too bad
how do we kill more people in plane "accidents"?
just do alternate calf raises while seated. thats what I do when I fly. literally need to do it the entire flight or else I get heart palpitations.
t. steroid user.
It's secure. You'll be strapped in firmly.
The current plausible deniajility rate doesn't sacrifice enough to sate moloch, purisu andastando.
fat people and babies can't take these flights, and all my flights are 1-2 hour domestic flights, sounds based to me as a man with a job who doesn't fly around to look at stupid shit in other countries
Fifth Element did it right.
Note this is being introduced in the UK where it makes sense that they would want cheap short flights to get on the continent. I don't see the problem if it's just being used for a cheap flight from London to Bruges. If you can't handle a semi standing position for 60 min then you have bigger problems.
Test
As a rall chad I would prefer this to being cramped in economy
Come up and smell me sometime.
You fail
Anon you're not supposed to make me laugh this close to bedtime
You know what is funny ?
Goys will pay for this and excuse will be "well it's cheaper so and it's not that bad. KEK
But rail is the least cramped method.
strap-on economy
remember that one video from the US afghanistan withdrawal?
one kind of flew "strap-on economy" out of the country
For context, this is actually based.
If you arent a hamplanet you can stand for an hour, and now your ticket costs nothing.
The only reason these wacky "seats" are there is for takeoff and landing.
youtube.com
What will protect their gonads from traumatic injury every time there's serious turbulence?
for $20 they detach the dildo from this abonimatoon.
They will come with some loop you will see and if not they pay some jew to go around it. You are underestimating the greed of jew and the stupidity of goy.
I flew for vacation a few years ago and the whole process was so humiliating, I decided I’d never vacation out of state again, or anywhere I couldn’t drive to. The check in process, getting bossed around by niggers in a TSA screening line. Getting bossed around by nigger Flight attendants on American Airlines. I was thinking the whole time, “why the fuck did I do this to myself?” The airline food is not edible. The shit in the terminal is overpriced goy slop. Never again.
Won't work in USA there are minimum evacuation requirements unless Trump somehow managed to get it repealed.
90 second evacuation
Only half the exits are used, and baggage, pillows, etc., are strewn in the aisles to simulate debris. While the ‘passengers’ know why they are there, they are not told the evacuation plan, which doors and slides will be used, or when the demonstration will start.
Although standing could really help with DVT and other clotting
This sounds more like a Ryanair thing
Americans are the ultimate cucks
The hidden hand of the free market works in mysterious ways.
A reimagined slave ship for the 21st century.
I just pop an ambien and Xanax before takeoff and then I’m everyone else’s problem.
Do you think you can asphyxiate yourself sleeping in that position?
imagine the cock and ball torture
that makes sense thank you, it still seems absolutely humiliating though
the average American is shaped like a bowling pin so yea they stand well with low center of gravity
people pay good money for this at amusement parks
sitting for 8+ hours is torture
with all the technology thigs will be comfortable and cheap in the future!
Where do i put the baby?
BRAAAAPP
Americans won't be able to use those seats
Stuff it back into your wife's pussy for the duration of the flight
People will endure anything to save a buck. I'd rather lay down for a nice nap.
fuck you
but why? why not just make it a seat?
Damn, imagine the smell
imagine flying in 2025
Holy shit that seat would be riding my American buttcrack
That's because you're a poor fag. Rich white people travel to exotic locations with their whole family and exclusively dine in premium tourist trap places.
Efficiency, why use a furnace when a bread oven will do?
kek, this.
moving around is good for your health.
standing in one place not moving at all definitely is not.
your body will even tell you as much. walk around for 5 hours and it won't have any complaints, stand still in place for an hour or two and everything will start hurting
trump should squash this jewing
trains are bad enuf when have stand up only shit
fucking jews
literally cattle cars
Once it becomes the "standard" it will VERY quickly cost the same price of economy sitting, which is what we have now. And economy sitting will then become a premium.
This isn't an improvement. This is a way for rich people to extract more money out of the cattle. Like Airbnb for houses. Turo for cars. Match group for dating. Monetizing what we own.
No groundbreaking, world changing inventions... just the same shit as before. Only worse.
I think its discriminatory
by the way if they were smart
have lie down areas in racks like bunk beds
rest n sleep easier
and stack em in
stewardess of course has to clean up afer puking niggers
Definitely a humiliation ritual, but if I can skip TSA and get a ticket somewhere for 50 bucks I’m down.