Can California surfers be considered honorary Australians?

Can California surfers be considered honorary Australians?

Would I be welcomed onto your territory?

Yes. Go to the Gold Coast, you'll fit right in.

Where I grew up has a eucalyptus tree forest

Gold Coast looks too good to be real

I've only been there a few times during holidays so I can't speak for everyday living but yeah, especially if you love surfing it should be heaven on earth for you.

So we gonna be Australians now? I can't wait to tie me kangaroo down

Every vaxxed “human” is an honorary Australian.

Australians are not the rugged individuals they pretend to be.

hate surfers. bunch of faggot wannabes who watched point break and act like it's their whole identity

locals only bro

can you fucking spell local you inbred halfwit?
worthless gutter trash
also STAY THE FUCK AWAU FROM THE GOLDIE CUNT

yes, a thousand times yes
t. aussie surfer

id rather 1 million californian surfers populate australia than one single shitskin, chink or pom

I’ve never watched point break. I shape my own boards

stay in korea, nigger

No. CaliWali fags are the worst
WE ARE FULL

Sorry Brucie, you are getting this uppity cunt mutt, and you will like him, no refunds.

I'm born and raised in Cali Wali. I've never been down undah but everyone I know who's been there says it's exactly like California except 20 years in the past. Minus the mexicans of course. So you'll be seeing some kind of strange visitor from the future.

Charlie don't surf

I'll allow it

The waves break in a different direction here, same as the water goes down the sink in a different direction, the right direction.

I’m going to buy my first condo in Gold Coast. I think I can get a business visa for permanent residency because I have a profiting website that I built.

I post in /afl/ over on Anon Babble. Australians call us seppos (septic tank) and hate the shit out of us

I will probably shape boards

oh you're a faggot larper

Things were still good in California coastal areas 20 years ago

s long as you are white it doesn’t matter where you are from at all

I disagree. I want all the White cultures to be preserved intact and passed on to the next generations. That being said the degrees of difference between us shouldn't preclude us from circling the wagons and looking out for one another. Because no one else will.

We have plenty of local shapers if you're thinking you'll be plugging a gap in the market here. If that's seriously your plans and you're not a kook I doubt goldy is the spot for you, but you'd be welcome wherever.

it is crowded, gutless and onshore. you'll love it

The Gold Coast is 70 kilometers long with all kinds of different surf spots. You can even paddle over the seaway and surf on South Stradbroke island if you hate crowds.

You probably don't even know how to swim. pound for pound White Australia is the best race in the world.

We have 10,000 beaches and 0 land borders. You have 3 gears to change before you leave your country.

pic related

my local, silica so pure it's where NASA get's it's telescope glass from.

we share a rich surf history with Americans dating quite far back

Unlike your third world economic migrants I’m not coming to make money off of your economy

I’ve been to Sydney and it was full of chinks and poojeets. I think the Gold Coast is where all the 6’ 4” Chris Hemsworth roid monkey Bruce chads are, so you won’t have a chance with any hot blonde Sheila slut as an amerifat unless you’re paying

Its Australia, they don't give a shit. Just go.

true but it wouldn't be my first choice location if I am moving for surf

Nice try, I grew up swimming lanes and playing hockey, soccer, tennis. Regardless, 90% of Australians are vaccinated state-cattle, lost after Anglo empire died, your spirit is gone, enjoy your infinite jeets, and larp.

i hope china rapes your ass
until you cry and your grandkids are irreparably slant eyed

kvr22

I grew up swimming lanes and playing hockey, soccer, tennis.

sounds like a cope none of those are even contact sports you would get schooled here and you know it.

Surfing is a good sport, but those fucking clowns think they own the ocean. I would love to see one of them cunts try to tell me I can't surf in there beach. I would bash the fuck out of them on the shore.

anyone who thinks they own parts of the ocean is a faggot

We do own the ocean, not just parts

I have the same Australia fever. I just go wanna go surfing and fishing there camp out in the bush and have a qt bogan chick. It’s not fair

I want to move their and buy a Toyota Land Cruiser

And drive it on the sand. Very hard to do that in the us

Un Fucking real

Do that in Hawaii.
Just keep larping as toughest negro on the board, I listed sports I played, that's it.

Hawaii is small and it is full of niggers

You still have easy access to northern NSW from the gold coast, Byron Bay probably has the most unique surf culture, there and Noosa but the places are too crowded now.

Australia is basically a whole country copying California surfer culture, Canada copies Hollywood culture, and UK women copy LA streetwalker culture.

Surfing culture originates from Hawaii which is split between California and Australia

you also posted anime with your brag/cope about physical activities you once did.

Australia isn't perfect but Slovakia is just an overlap of other countries. If you don't like Australia you must despise middle of Europe way more.

Our surf culture evolved completely separately, they surfers used to go to small country towns like Byron Bay and were considered actual vermin by the cops and assholes in authority. It was far more outlaw here than the USA where it was glamorized.

Brb. I'm going to go rape the ocean. If you still want it after that, you are a faggot cuck. Your call.

True your guys’ surfers are part of cocaine trafficking gangs

I am British and hope to breed an army of Fish People using CRISPR and selective breeding in California. Because I can ever since the Fake Dire Wolf and Red-Webbed Spider was invented!

But don't worry, they will be Brackish Fish People (Hesperoleucus sophons)!

That would be a lot of fun
I lived there during summers when j was young but Hawaii is a very very sad place for me going back would bring up too much sadness. And I’m a cripple I couldn’t even surf if I wanted to. It’s just a dumb dream

Maybe you should go back and face the place again, also who cares, just relax at the beach.

No. Keep your kiked niggerfaggotry out of our cuntry. FUCK OFF WE’RE FULL

This. Fucking hate surfers. Deadbeat addicts.

No we fucking hate americans and surfers. Fuck the fuck off

Most Australians look down on surfers as faggots.
Mainly because surfers think they're the shit and revolve their entire life around surfing.

And what do you revolve your life around

My first girlfriend died there. She got killed in a car crash when we were 14. It’s too sad of a place as beautiful as it is I don’t ever wanna go back

Sorry for ya loss, mate.

Be Victorian, get sick of this left wing heck hell

Decide to take up surfing with a mate, finally get good at it

Move to QLD during Covid, expect to continue surfing

I literally live 30 mins away from a sick break, and can't be stuffed now that I have kids

Such is life I guess.

Yeah, it is difficult to live on this nigger earth, Schopenhauer talked about it.

Not fucking surfing. It's fine to surf, everyone who lives in a coastal town does it.
It's just not fine to be a faggot.

City fags aren't Australian

honorary Australians?

Nah.

Would I be welcomed onto your territory?

Can you drink?

Yeah I went to college, haven’t drank in a few years though because I’ve had to spend all of my time away from partying to figure out how I am going to make money.

california is so weird, there's so many virgins, it's like a npc hive in socal it's fucking weird

Maybe it’s just you, and you’ve got main character syndrome

yeah i definitely do have main character syndrome because the rest of the country are the main characters not the literal npc state of california

Surfing is hella fun you outta take the kids to the beach and at least teach them to boogie board when they are old enough. Or skim boarding that is pretty fun too.

You sound Chinese or like something is wrong with you

Maybe try growing a bigger dick or have some chest on your hair you sick fuck

ive noticed npc's think if they see a china man they figure he must be high and then ask the high china man to make steaks for them instead like that's what munchies are supposed to be like the dumb virgin npc retards they are

You're from california, so you can probably spot the worst faggots that cities have to offer at a distance.
Avoid them here too. There's a lot of beach outside of the cities, take some time to go looking if you want the most out of the country. Cities are not habitable places here.

Try speaking English you retarded chink

I bet you sound like pots and pans clanging together when you talk and you call other people npc’s. Go fuck yourself and commit suicide.

Yeah, I probably will when they're about 4.

I actually went wakeboarding for the first time for a mate's bucks night the other weekend. That was pretty sick, too.

Hell yeah bro, just come thru the water isn’t the cleanest but we get some fun waves. Nothing too extreme but makes for a damn fine way to spend the day.

I think that might be the only kind of boarding I never tried. Paddle boarding is pretty comfy too. I had a buddy that would bring his dog and the dog would just chill in the board with him. Have a good night Aussie bros I’m beat

you're a virgin, you literally got triggered into using a race card by me saying socal is a npc hive of virgins with their jew dads that probably are gay af since they won't sell their house and move to colorado because he's betting on a nice payout from his life insurance policy of his npc kid either dying on skid row by constantly hooking up with the same kind of fag he lost his virginity with to maintain some semblance of his sanity, or being a fat npc that drank himself to death at a reservation to get a taste of house parties they never were invited to in the city, or actually looking somewhat respectable as a boomer jew dad with a son dying for israel in the military

id K .44 EZ lol, kys and specify the caliber very nice

You would not believe how jewd the beach communities are. I shit you not 67% jews, the rest are half kike blooded mutts.

Fucking weak manlet chink has no social skills except rage bait online. I fucking shove little Chinese rats like you into the sewer when I see you on the street.

Get fucked.

Take it easy mate, we'll look after the internet for now.

I always assumed Floridaman was pretty much an Aussie with more guns.

There is a suburb of the Gold Coast actually called Surfers Paradise. I've been there on holidays once or twice, I don't surf so I can't say how good the waves are.

Less guns, less skin pigmentation and we don't speak Spanish.

You don't surf because of the nasty wildlife in the water?

For over $1,000,000 you can get a 150m^2 condo in the Q1 tower

I speak spanish. I’m part old stock California Mexican

My hair is blonde though

99% of the time something gay happens in your country its california. Stay there

I won’t show up on your shores unless I have a lot of money, which right now I don’t

you know who does have a lot of money in straya like they do in commiefornia? chinks, just join the military for israel you cute femboy jew mutt

americans think "american who doesn't like america" means they're australian. no nuance in their head. Always end up complaining too lol

You’re fucking retarded, hope you get your jaw broke

mutt, your cute feminine girl arms won't be able to break any bones

You deserve to get raped and killed

Surfers are just the eastern counterpart to the westie scum both are drug addled entitled scum

Great you can work for GYG you'll fit right in

Fuck that I have my own thing

Don't get uppity with me Carlos

Would I be welcomed onto your territory?

Welcomed yes. But you probably wouldn't be able to understand the slang and would feel like an alien.

Aussies only hate americans that are loud or arrogant/obnoxious.
So just pull your fucken head in and you'll be right.

Sounds like you guys are having a lot of drug problems now

Meth in the west and nose beers in the east

Sorry we're anti white.
You must be 4'3" brown and speak incomprehensible spanish

The meth is really destructive, cocaine causes parasitism and makes drug traffickers rich