Brit/pol/ lads.....mares!

What phenotype is this?

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america is best

Britain belongs to the Cheddar Men. Retvrn to the bog.

Japan mogs america by a mile

Want to visit Brittany lads.

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shut up weabtranny

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this is a high quality bake

Former "Chagossians", who came to this country 60 years ago and still can't speak English, are upset that the government didn't ask them before giving away their islands.

only if theres mare worship
kek

True though innit
mutts use mind control whereas nazi gigachads left planet earth because of the schumann resonance being destroyed

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not american thread

YAAAAAWN
This is now a McDonald's thread.
Who got the Minecraft meal? I got the Grimace egg. Pret sweet if u ask me.

This is now a McDonald's thread.

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That Rock N Roll eh

I AM KING OF ISRAEL!

"Chagossians",

They're an indigenous population, despite their ancestors not living there even 300 years ago.

Greggs thread
Greggs board
Greggs website

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British?! Heh! Don't you know the Romans invaded and ruled Britain for hundreds of years?

Yes they invaded and ruled Palestine too, but that's different

Unironically though, if you weigh abundance, affordability, and nutrition together, the food that maximises all three is the McDonalds McDouble. The vast majority of people who ever lived would have been way better off if they had maccies. America is a humanitarian machine, liberating the world from malnourishment. You should thank us by going to maccies right now

Kim Jong-un furious as new warship is crushed in launch failure

Dictator says ‘criminal act’ has ruined ‘dignity’ of North Korea

oh nota dear reader
pray for kim

sow anywoy fallow bwitish poyple, how dow we fixes owuh teef?
any good toof sowgewy weckomendoishens?

heh just kidding im actually american. tricked ya. europe is gay

Like they're going to let you near a shoota. You'll get a spud gun and be happy with it.

Proper joker you. Go on jokey tell us another one.

You're all nigs. Lol niggerinos.

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Greggs thread.
Greggs board.
Greggs website.
Greggs nation.
Greggs world.

The Kierstaffel will go door to door terminating all non-whites and tories

You're a niggah Harry! A niggah. A niggah.

nonce melty in full swing i see

It wasn’t Farage, it wasn’t even Rupert

Here are the people saving the last scraps of the British Empire

Fucking state of it.

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STARMER IS BUCK BROKEN

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they're blocking the deal because they want to go live there btw (and also get free gibs)

yo lil nigga, you think you betta than me? You lookin' reel cute aintcha!

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*rolls over. all doe eyed*
g'mohnin' massah

Lads have you ever been to Brittany?

Fuckin niggers always dancing

Tutonic Dindins for Tutonic People, is all I'm saying.

The unpaid, unarmed Home Guard?

I'm a prince!

Greggs is shit and the sosij rolls give you runny poos

Yeah, if that's what YOUR MOM'S NAME IS!!!

*BREATHES IN*

hha

Some commitments - such as the nuclear deterrent, NATO membership and support for Ukraine - are baked into the review's parameters.

All three make perfect sense.

nuclear deterrent

Carry a big stick

NATO membership

Have some big, hard mates

support for Ukraine

Where else is the PM going to get his never-ending supply of coke and rent boys (see pic related)?

Some news reporter was talking to some of them and their granddaughter had to translate. They were born on Chagos and have been here since they were teens themselves, but still can't speak English.
These would be some of the good immigrants who built Britain.

prince of runcorn?
i didnt think jews could be royalty
explains the paedophilia though

having running Greggs sosij roll poos

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Spoonful of psyllium husk powder every morn with the porridge and all your shites will be perfect no wipes.

Cunny harem! I am king! Freedom! Power! Nigger bulls like you deserve to be slaves! Weeeee!

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Got the feeling this Chagos judge is gonna be the latest to fuck good ol' Blighty

The cunt's being especially disgusting today, isn't he?

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Last I checked a greggs sausage roll teeters on the 400kcal mark. I can easily scrounge a 4 pack of them for lunch, that's 1400kcals just for 1 meal. You do the math

Polish. I don't know why, but all Polish men have this weird bell-shaped body.

My shits are always perfect no wipes cos I don’t eat shit from greggs

Island of strangers

Bringing back chain gangs to fix the potholes

Benniemongs forced back to work

Mandatory castration for all nonces

Now a civil militia to keep the BAMEs in check

Hail Keir! Hail our people! Hail victory!

And all this after Trump became pres and cut USAID.

What’s the equivalent in empire biscuits?

King David had 8 loli wives. King Solomon had hundreds. Why do I have to explain myself to you dumb fucking nigger bloods. I'd rather just enslave you stupid ass niggers.

Oi! Yous a nonce! Aintcha!?

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why have we got these island niggers living all the way over here ffs

You doubted me anon? You didn't trust the plan?

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You are all fucking demons. Subhuman filth! SLAVES!!!!!

says on your packet lad

Ugly motherfucker, like most Britshits.

Greggs world.

Piss off you won't let america have even one Greggs. Greggs world my ass. You horde them all for yourself. We've shared so many Maccies with you that now the UK has the highest concentration of them in the world, but no Greggs for America. Shameful behavior that

I've been hurt so many times before, how can I trust?

Nietzsche deadlift 1rm?

the Gods're being especially pure today, aren't they?

Now Greggs have put all the food behind the counter, will we see bame shoplifters raiding the deep freeze at Iceland?

One thousand year Starmerreich

Keir is literally Richard Spencer. Look at him. How could anyone believe for a minute he wouldn't get the wogs out, get the coons out, get the pakis out, and get the bloody arabs out too?

I only shop in independent artisan establishments

do not listen to this pot bellied imposter!
he is the price of being a jewish paedo!

10 quid flights to Benidorm incoming.

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Nice bit of voluntary weeding today lads, what have you done that's productive? BTW seething and sweating in an office making your boss richer doesn't count as productive

Roots, one of the most egregious piece of anti white propaganda ever made, written by 33rd degree freemason Alex Hayley who settled a plagiarism case out of court regarding roots, I was at in the biggest most mixed race school in Britain the days after this was broadcast, my did the niggers get uppity

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I just paid nearly 12 quid for a bag of Girvin mains potatoes
Coulda went Spain n bought some castanets ffs

haven't had fun since 2022, in theory i know what it is

Have you ever had a 10/0 blowjob before?
Met a girl at nightclub who gave me the best bj fucking ever. My God it changed how I viewed the world.
I continued to shag her for several weeks then kinda just stopped for some reason. I couldn't figure out why things stopped. I think I got bored?

anyone interested in the whole "space is fluid" theory?

Weeding is for paupers.
I pay a gardener to do my weeding out of my £100k a year pay packet.
How does that make you feel you cunt.

I voluntarily weed daily
Cheeky cunt

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Man's a driller. Got dat ting dat grind up food. Man's bayden

i don't exist anymore, i've uploaded my conciousness to kurt caz and just watch him live

They all wanna be a kang shawty!

Cannololess society’s are grim

She wasn't the most attractive and a bit of a chav but would let me fuck and cum raw in her.
I was scared as fuck the first time as she wasn't on the pill.

I've tried to train my wife to give me good blowjobs but no luck. Some girls are just good at it.

Kinda wish I stayed with her a bit longer.

Anyone else have regrets?

on the porcelain throne lads

Mate, I've had so much degenerate sex it would make your head spin.
True alpha like me don't feel the need to try brag about it though like you do you fucking loser.
GTFO.

Josh is a paedophile

Starship will wipe out most airlines in the next decade. Once it goes into full production the cost will come down dramatically, as the only expense will be fuel. If you can go from New York to Tokyo in under an hour for less than a thousand dollars, why would you catch a plane?
The cheap seats on planes are being subsidised by first/business class and cargo. Once those go over to Spacex, the entire 777 fleet will just be scrap aluminium. And if the only thing you need at the other end is a catch tower and fuel farm, then airports will become skateboard parks.

just makes you feel empty inside

gym bro delulu mentality:

if i lift this weight then people will be nice to me and i'll be happy

Do we have a breakdown on those British nationals by ethnicity?

Not really bragging, just seeing if other people regret not staying with a girl that gives good blowjobs.
What are some of your degenerate stories? Have you had a threesome? Ever cuck someone?

I've had so much degenerate sex

Why would you brag about getting my sloppy seconds

This is a min wage 9-5 office seethie larp kek

I had a couple of spliffs out with me laaaaa

Sex-havers should be permabanned

degenerate

threesome

Vanilla Joe?

If we're going to save the planet from climate change then flights need to become very unpleasant and very expensive.

we also need 1 million pajeets every year

We are definitely due another Muslim chimpout attack as soon as the sun hits

the sun isn't a gas giant
its a transformer (electrical)
when it has a positive charge it converts energy and emits light
when it has a negative charge it converts energy, consumes light and emits nothing
simple as
also space is fluid
but its not water
its liquid plasma

NTA but I did technically cuck someone in the traditional sense of the word.My insane BPD ex left me for some absolute wetwipe and she would still try and get back to me and send me nudes; after she accused me of rape after I told her to fuck off, I exposed her text messages to him but he said I had photoshopped them. He was massively cucked and later on he tried to fight me in public so I unblocked her, had her round my house when she was going on a date, told her what to wear for the date and fucked her before she went on to meet her bf. Felt quite bad about it, not because of him, he was a cunt, but because I should've rose above such pettiness. It was a pretty good fuck, though!

I wonder how much money is being burnt through to keep our jewish communities safe from harm?

More pajeets on planes would certainly go a long way to making them unpleasant.

What do they even have to chimp over? They get everything handed to them as it is.

my fanedits of little Britain s1 and 2 will be uploaded later, 4k upscale, deleted scenes incorporated, have retained all scenes apart from those sensitive of gender identity trans/crossdressing

I like a good cuck story.
Anyone got more?

Is immigration also slowing down?

ryanair.com save me ryanair.com

Eh, I also encountered her on a date with some other guy we both knew at the pub, everytime he went to the bar to get drinks she was texting me (we had kind of become friends after the whole false accusation thing was put to rest) and after their date had ended she came and sat with me. The guy couldn't help but leave the pub defeatedly, as he knew what was up.

alri josh laa?

mutt larp exposed

moves on to cuck fanfic

weird jewish paedo intya

Outdoor working is for peasants

We have technology to make you obsolete

I'm not Josh, kek

Working outdoors is the best thing for you. Being outside all day is one of the healthiest things you can do for your body; it's knackering work but well worth it.

genuinely mad how he sits there all day every day obsessing over me

genuinely mad how he sits there all day ragebaiting, samefagging, posting horse genitals and playing 5 different characters online, gets spotted, calls everyone newfag and goes off in a huff only to start paki posting or something.
sad fat jewish paedo

it's interesting that the markets are falling and bitcoin is going up, it's decoupling, it's fucking happening

pince evropa was a bogwog larp

and to absolutely no one else's surprise.....

pmsl
Lets just have at it
Me unarmed vs the former UK

im out the loop
qrd me on ponyposting

apparently its me and I was doing it even when I was asleep

Sholomo and abdul plotting
Sholomo and abdul plotting

im out the loop

blast your bollocks up my hoop

jeets are roaches and must be treated as such

Boriswavers are starting to leave

It's not really convincing. Especially when student visas are up to like 400k now.

i am the starm that is approaching

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Klinefelters

The country's saved
Frens are winning bigly
We are so back
Britannia's unchained
Total Anglo Vctory
The white man marches on

so everyone is getting the fuck out?what can't they just tell us how many brown people are moving here. Just got back from the shop and drove past some paki having a piss in the hedge.

The government have been recording english deaths as emigrations.

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Gm horsefren

x.com/

Use nitter.poast.org/ instead fren

yep, the game is rigged

Source

drove past some paki having a piss in the hedge.

That was me, sorry

having a drink

Here's what the Mr Justice Chamberlain said as he discharged (i.e. lifted) the injunction:

"The public interest and the interests of the United Kingdom would be substantially prejudiced by the grant or continuance of interim relief, and these matters provide a strong public interest reason against the continuance of interim relief."

Curious that they never seem to use that argument in immigration cases

my anus is winking

Illegal immigrant neighbour has put bin liners over his windows and is using his front garden as a rubbish tip, already reported him and the landlord but they're taking an age to deport him.
Only wog on the street and the rest of my neighbours have already been turned racist.

You pakis may be finally integrating.

my tesicals
clinking

my scrotem
shrinking

my bollecules
blinking

your sister : bondburgered

I can kinda understand blocking windows like you would with a fence or hedgehogs but with bins? Eh? o.o;

Thats the spirit

does that mare have good snowpity

Josh in?

first for rayner death squads

Angela Rayner urged Rachel Reeves to consider restricting access to the state pension for recently arrived immigrants, The Telegraph can reveal.
The Deputy Prime Minister also suggested making it harder for immigrants to gain access to Universal Credit and raising the fee they must pay for using the NHS.
The proposals are the latest evidence of a power struggle at the heart of the Cabinet, with Ms Rayner straying beyond her brief in an attempt to change economic policy.

she had her burger peirced

are ange

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Welfare Wogdan still upset? Of course he is, his "luxury life" turned out to be the complete opposite.

How does one get into harness racing? They have a few places here like in Ohio or NY, Maryland *used to* I tried watchinh Frenchies, Swedes an others but still cannot. I love normal racing though

It's in the national and public interest to hand sovereignty of a key strategic asset to a third world fuckhole that's never had anything to do with it, and to pay £9 billion a year linked to inflation for a century at the same time

Make it make sense.

harness racing

Latex anon is on shore leave currently looking after baby latex anon.

D'aw :3 grats to latex anon. ^-^

rumour has it he's naming his next son after rJosh

I don't get it
I want to understand, I really do. The only justification I have seen is that it appeases ex-colonial countries and makes them more amenable to us, supposedly
At a certain point I have to wonder if this is a massive blackmail operation. We know queer is compromised

Who gives a fuck, the only reason she's even being discussed is because she's a councillor. She wouldn't give you the steam off her piss if it was the other way round; she'd, given the choice, be sat in the commons tutting and shaking her head when the topic of far right "yobs" came up. That link was a fairly predictable "surprise" and an example.

If it were for that horse shit "gen z boss in a mini" coming out her "anti nature" whore mouth the video would be cute

how come i see more wogs than ever in my life when i walk outside then?

agree with the spirit of the post

anyone got any good fantasies going
i've got a fantasy that i'm going to go abroad to a hot country and enjoy a beer
or start a successful small business
i won't of course

What is the small business or haven't you gotten that far?

makes them more amenable to us, supposedly

That's what they say. But even with all that we give them, they still hate us. In fact, every time we give them something for their "support", they just hate us more and demand more.
Which makes sense, in an animal way. Reward them for being hateful towards us and they will repeat the behaviour for further reward.

concrete plans tend to ruin advanced stage fantasies
gotta keep em loose to keep the dream alive

I like to not check my lottery ticket until just before I buy the next one so I can imagine maybe I've won it.

Your shareholders won't like that, not one bit

Mare Nostrum

No idea, boriswavers are everywhere now. It's probably the worse wave ever. They're not sticking to their usual spots

Masonic eye

bet her fanny smells well musky

ons.gov.uk/peoplepopulationandcommunity/populationandmigration/internationalmigration/bulletins/longterminternationalmigrationprovisional/yearendingdecember2024

The number of people immigrating minus the number of people emigrating is provisionally estimated to be 431,000 in year ending (YE) December 2024, compared with 860,000 a year earlier.

The provisional estimate for total long-term immigration for YE December 2024 is 948,000, a decrease of almost a third from the revised YE December 2023 estimate of 1,326,000 and the first time it has been below 1 million since YE March 2022.

The provisional estimate for total long-term emigration for YE December 2024 is 517,000, an increase of around 11% compared with the previous year (466,000). Emigration is now at a similar level to YE June 2017.

For reference, that's still higher net immigration than any year prior to 2021. We have still not even returned to the levels of the 2010s. The peak of the Boriswave in 2022 and 2023 was just so astronomically, ludicrously high that it couldn't possibly last.

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Going to need prewfs obviously.

It's been actively covered up. Also, what immigrant cares a fuck about answering the census? It's a miracle any of them do.

The first 30 years of that graph compare the the second are the absolute fucking joke. One of the only things making it worse is the daft cunts not even being aware that's what the graph looks like, despite having had a lifetime to study it.

it's so exhausting being right about everything all the time and chronically unpowerful

The peak of the Boriswave in 2022 and 2023 was just so astronomically, ludicrously high that it couldn't possibly last.

I suppose the third world will need a bit of time to recover their numbers.

What set him off? Has a brinny got a date?

It's a small church laa, and they're all struggling financially laaaaa. Reckon autonomous gardening robots are low on their priorities jej

other way around

people talking about the Boris wave

Friendly reminder brit/pol/'s official stance in 2019 was to vote Conservative, we tried to warn you fuckers.

i asked for a bottle opener from the receptionist in palermo and she acted like i'd spat on her head
sicilians are absolute cunts, love it

just saw a woman with a niglet

Im supposed to grow old here, With little niglets murderers pretending its fucking human?

Yeah, Your little sub human niglet mutt is going to be extremely violent

This is a lie.
You are a liar.
brit/pol s OFFICIAL stance was to cause as much butthurt as possible.
You got served, nigger.

brit/pol/'s official stance has always been that voting is for benders, and election tourists are cringe

Austerity made axel kill, with labour in power the gov will spend more money on the youth

Probably polish, slavic women especially poles are notorious mudsharks

Thing is, the first 30 years of that graph were still shit, they led to Powell's speech and numerous race riots and subsequent woke legislation which initially was harder to spot (due to overwhelmingly native majority) but hamstrings things more visibly now with blatant tiered systems

You've never been near a fanny you mong.
Everyone who has knows what it smells like from the hundreds of photos posted.
You dumb fucking underage shitlord.

n-no we didn't shill Boris that's a lie, it was just the election tourists!

Cope.

fanny isn't meant to smell and if it does there's something wrong with it

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never been near a fanny

He probably came out of one tbf

It's everywhere now. Elves breeding with orcs, what a nightmare we live in.

If you were going to bring up the 'Mummy May' posters in 2017, you'd at least have half a point, but the main things brit/pol/ had to say about Johnson were

he's a turk

he's a jew

he's a jewturk

the human body is odourless

when you dont interact with other people you eventually become desensitised to your own smell
this is why you should hug mares

tbf in 2019 there was that "Nigel Cuckage" poster who posted under a seppo Republican flag

Funny you should mention her, I was thinking about May the other day, and wondering how things might have gone if Leadsom had stuck it out and won.

neutral doesn't = odourless
retard

I have
stay mad about it you jealous seething sadcunt

Its a statistical fact, Look
The mutts are x10 more violent than full niggers. An exponential increase in sporadic violence/low impulse control.

Soon socity is going to have lots of old people.....
So you can see where this is headed.

We need segregation, I have no desire to live anywhere near government raised nigger mutts

sad cunt melty because he doesnt get any fanny lol

Same shit but probably a bit better because May was a remoaner and was desperate for legacy (see human trafficking and net zero laws) because she has no kids

Yeah. I think I remember arguments being made about Andrea having kids meaning she'd care more, I think maybe she herself even said something to that effect.

I'm going to put baked beans with sosij in my chilli tonight and no one can stop me. Take that Guardian poofters.

Never got within smelling distance of a bird and never even squeezed a teat

Leadsom literally said that directly to May and it caused a whole big scandal if you recall. May's 2016-2019 tenure was an absolute waste of time, her and Corbyn just dancing round and round and round and round, and we'll have to re-enter that with Starmer's EU nonsense

brit/pol/ lads.....mares!

these 24/7 non stop brit/pol/s aren't baked by Brits!

They're baked by enemies of Brits!

Not afraid to dish out advice about women all day long, experience is not compared to half remembered pua podcasts

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And so it begins.... Reform-led Durham County Council remove references to climate change and equality and inclusion... Trump-style politics have arrived

Nigger shouldn't you be in jail?

why does this faggot with Japanese flag appear in every single brit/pol/ thread?

I reckon his posting is all a charade because he's afraid of his mental health bennies being cut and he can bring all this up as evidence he's actually fucked in the head.

Stress balls lads, that's what they feel like

Yeah he's just a normal lad LMAO

Grooms young autistic lads here to join his tradnonce Discord.

He’s sone Scouse gypsy on a Grand Tour of being a thieving cunt

Ask her if shes in tel aviv

having kids meaning she'd care more

There is some truth to it. Having a family and not being a massive poofter or vile spinster would mean they would be more future-looking and want to improve things for their offspring.
But then again, if you made them all infertile, sexless eunuchs then maybe they could focus on their actual job.

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Not normal just shouldn't be getting PIP, I've worked with plenty of weirdos before he absolutely can be put into a factory or warehouse or something he's just a lazy cunt who prefers to act mental on here.

PIP shouldn't exist

maybe if i call the beer cerveza gf will not be mad

bunch of virgin nonces arguing about what fannies smell like

you lot are so funny

Having kids *should* mean you'd care more. However you don't have to look far to find a boomer who does not give a single shit about how well their kids or grandkids will be, so long as they get their pensions. Those without kids just have even more of a reason to be selfish I guess.

I don't know, he talks to himself all day long, inventing characters and playing them out till the small hours of the morning. I honestly think he's mentally disabled with severe NPD, he'd be a detriment to any work place. I don't mind that he gets money but he should be banned from using the internet

Mate, I've had so much degenerate sex it would make your head spin

are you a paki?

You only been near your mums so how would you know?

They put mongs in work all the time, stick him in a stock room somewhere out of the way with Black Lace Greatest hits on a loop all day and a ham sandwich he'll be right.

brit/pol/ lads.....mares!

6 posts by this faggot OP who baked brit/pol

Not one mention of Lucy Connolly.

Not one mention of paki rape gangs.

Not one mention of ongoing invasion by boat people!

sad fat nonce

Don't look back in anger

Not one mention of Lucy Connolly.

Well sorry Mr Hitchens for not talking about her every 5 seconds.

This

fuck lads got swept up in the furore of malemas charisma and killed the boer and the farmer

but lad
mares
iykyk

Wish I had the confidence to paint myself silver and stand on stage making cum faces desu.

put mongs in work all the time

Thing is the nonce is malicious unlike other kinds of spastic, he's so ragingly insecure and unloved and uncared for that he's basically clinically evil and of no use to man nor beast, euthanasia or padded cell, I wouldn't want to work with him or have him work for me doing anything

Don't look back in anger

Look forward in abject rage

Two Bulgarian men in a car. They are stopped at a police roadblock. Policeman asks the driver to roll down his window, tells them the police are looking for two child molesters. They look at each other, then the driver looks back at the police officer and says: "Okay, we''ll do it"

You should meet her in person lmao

Last time I was in Spain there was an ungodly amount of pajeets on holiday. I didn't think they went on holiday. It was indeed very unpleasant

just had a wank to Charlie Dimmock

She's a big lass

Chubbed like a mafta.
I hope you used peat free hessian.

Tony Blair has 4 kids fwiw

Pakis love going on holiday to Mexico for some reason.

NEW

she looks like leeiscools mum

antique shop in town has a 33° apron in the window

chestnut battle mares do be like that tho.

Boriswavers are still coming at high numbers just not as high as the last two years but higher than the last 2/3 decades

Boriswavers are still coming at high numbers