>Be FAT and lazy

You're just 20.

Yeah you won in a sense. You're blessed with a fast metabolism.

I genuinely don't get how people would rather stab themselves in the gut daily over just overdosing on caffeine like all the skinny people do naturally

Chew your food at least 8 times per bite. Your food isn't leaving your plate. it's ok if it doesn't taste as good towards the end, that means you're full.

what is the Novo Nordisk's method?
google and the ai insist its not mrna but when I check for actual papers its all behind paywalls or just corporate speak.
What is the exact procedure in which semaglutide is synthesized?

Meth addicts have bad teeth because they grind their teeth all the time.

Is it true that Ozempic is made with gila monster venom?

I eat whatever I want and work out often but I’m still fat. Strong though

This happens with gastric bypass patients, too. With a severely suppressed appetite they choose donut holes for dinner instead of real food. They also won’t take their rounds of nutritional supplements. Decaying teeth, brittle bones, hair loss, slow-healing wounds… all due to lack of protein and minerals/vitamins.

Though it would not surprise me if Ozempic worsens this. It is doing awful shit like paralyzing stomachs.

Turns out you need to eat calcium.

t. calcium D3 K2 enjoyer

I never take medicine I dont trust jewdoctors. What does ozempic actually do?

it doesn't react well with the vax, you'd think they learnt their lesson aye

you're 15 yrs old and need to be banned for rule 2

"OH OH OH YOU DUMB GOYIM FELL FOR IT AGAIN!"

^new commercial jingle

Just FAST. It's so fucking easy it's not funny.

This.

You don't need to supplement calcium and if you take d3 and k2 you need to get magnesium too

Don't take magnesium every day like some retards or it'll cause problems. Once every two weeks may be enough.

Everyone is different and it depends on diet as well, the latter issue being my exact point.

I lost a lot of weight when I was using snus. I don't recommend it though, it has other effects, I often felt my high blood pressure. Also I need to gain weight but I lost weight, I was a total skeleton. You pop a snus you don't want to eat. I guess that's why they smoke so much in poor countries, to suppress hunger.

No it won't. Magnesium is an essential nutrient and the majority of people are deficient. If you take high doses of d3 and k2 everyday your magnesium reserves get depleted quickly.

whatever I want, whenever I want

you can't even imagine the amount of food fat fucks actually eat
yeah sure, you might be chowing down on goyslop daily and think you're (((blessed))) for not budging on the scale, but that's just because you're actually only eating what you're body is burning
these fat sacks of shit go beyond that
I'm talking 2 cans of coke and 6 donuts for breakfast, stopping by goybucks on their way to work for a 20oz sugar bomb that would put your average person into a diabetic coma
2 snikers from the vending machine, some cake the office faggot brought because it's his neighbor's mother's cat's birthday and all this before lunch
they are constantly eating
ever wonder why these fat fucking black holes always need to shit? they have 6 to 12 pounds of food and excrement constantly in their abdomen
holy fucking shit you can't even imagine how much they actually eat
there's a reason God takes their legs with diabetes and it's to stop them from going to the fucking fridge
God damn fat pigs
I hate fat fucks so much it's unreal

don't take this for granted, when you hit your 30s or 40s it will bite you in the ass

calcium overdosing creates kidney stones

It is made for people with diabetes and prescribed as a last resort because it has a shit ton of side effects.

it does what keto does with regards to leptin, but with added blindness, just do keto you fat fucks and put down the carbs

Novo Nordisk

literally baal

Yes if you don't get k2 because then it just remains in your blood and deposits in the arterial walls and form kindey stones in your bladder when filtered out

I can beat the laws of thermodynamics

No you can't retard. You can't actually eat how much you want.

In Mexico this drug is used for people with some serious gastric complications that make them unable to eat properly. Also for diabetic patients with some serious complications.
I don't know why Americans began to take it like candy, this thing wrecks a couple vital organs if taken regularly.
Dumbasses.

People always say shit like this as if they eat 4000 calories a day but that's never really the case. "Wow I saw Susie eat and entire pizza but she's skinny so her genes must save her", little do they know she won't be eating again for 2 days after while they gorge themselves at 4am. The calories add up eventually

It's literally lizard venom

Yes, people are morbidly obese from bananas and grapefruit.
Eat all 3 macronutrients and have some fucking discipline.

friend takes Ozempic

loses ton of weight

wow that's impressive

less than a year later he has multiple new chronic diseases and lost his gallbladder

Probably going to lose his ability to walk before next year

How did this shit ever get FDA approved?

He's underage, I could also eat whatever and whenever in HS with no problem of getting fat.
Aging fucks you up.

novo cuckdisk

My mother in law takes it and she went loose skin skeleton mode in weeks.

“You get what you fucking deserve!”

The obesity problem in America is so bad that on average approving it will cause less damage to society.

The body is a meat machine, it needs to be worked. Our ancestors toiled in the fields, farmed all day, cut down huge forests, worked in mines, etc al. They didnt sit around playing vidya or getting in a motorized conveyance to take them to the nearest shopping center. When i was working a physical job I used to eat 5-6k calories a day and it all would just melt off of me because i was constantly on my feet for 8-10 hours a day 5 days a week using my muscles to hammer, nail, saw, carry, lift etc al. The key is movement, not just walking, you have to WORK and SWEAT. You can eat basically whatever after that and it will also help you sleep like a baby at night.

Wait till you find out what Astra Zenica means
Pharma companies are doing modern day satanic alchemy

and makes you blind
and now makes your teeth fall out apparently

That's the history of the (((drug))) to my understanding. It was synthesized from the saliva of the lizard. Anyway. The jews are the enemies of all mankind.

A stra zen eca = A road to death

so does eating eggs in the morning.

First drug other than meth to turn people into Brits

I told you people last year when these threads started with anons going "WHY ARE YOU STILL FAT, AMERILARD?"
As I said then, there has always been a severe risk (10% of users) getting their colon paralyzed permanently by these drugs. As in, you have to live with a colostomy bag your entire life. It's a side effect of the drug since it actually works by temporary slowing your gut. Sometimes it does it permanently.

The religion of the goddess atheist is (((medicine))) because he thinks it will spare him from the ultimate reality of the afterlife and an eternity in hellfire. Allah will burn all infidels for their worship of false idols like (((medicine))) and rejecting the truth. Alhumdulillah.

Company history and board are certainly red flags.
They are making a big secret around how exactly they are synthesizing the yeast but i found this:
ema.europa.eu/en/documents/assessment-report/ozempic-epar-public-assessment-report_en.pdf

Semaglutide is produced using recombinant DNA technology in yeast (Saccharomyces cerevisiae) and chemical modification.

science.org/content/blog-post/compounded-and-counterfeit-semaglutide

Actual semaglutide for human use, as furnished by Novo Nordisk, is produced by first engineering yeast cells to make the underlying peptide. That product is quite similar to naturally occurring GLP-1, but with some key modifications.

Yeast-mediated mRNA delivery polarizes immuno-suppressive macrophages towards an immuno-stimulatory phenotype

sciencedirect.com/science/article/abs/pii/S0939641116306257

The whole thing was about brute forcing the trials for the initially deemed too dangerous mrna patent.

I had 4 knee surgeries, one after the other, I used to do alpinism until I fucked up my knee, then right after I had to remove my gallbladder. I was inactive for over one year, put on over 40kg. I should note that I'm a big guy, 1.94m so it's not as much for me. I lost it in less than 6 months with simple exercises.

Also when I met my wife, she was a chub, this beautiful girl trapped in layers of fat. After we got engaged she committed to lose weight for the wedding. I ran her fat ass every day, I let her eat whatever she wanted, the next day more running until she couldn't stand. Slowly she stopped eating so much and started being more careful about what she eats. She lost all that weight and the best part, because of the natural loss, there was no hanging skin. Also her boobs stayed big and I shit you not, they got harder. At our wedding she looked like an angel for heaven.

Don't bother with miracle weigh loss shit, the only way to lose weight effectively is through hard exercise.

eh the gallbladder removal is common for anyone that restricts fat from their diet

godless atheist*

stfu gypsy

The Anon Babble hystrionics over a simple brain hack are hilarious. Who the fuck cares what fatties do to try to not be fatties? This thread is fake, gay, and jewish.

Post bigguns' cuck

Not just that.
It changes the chemistry of your mouth, even alcohol does that to a certain degree.
When I drink, my cock smells like rotten shrimp for 2-3 days plus bad breath.
I don't smoke weed anymore, but alcoholics who shit on weed are retarded. Alcohol is way worse.
Haven't smoked in 2 months and I haven't noticed any difference, desu.

Maybe don't be a fat lazy ass who needs medication for diabetics in order to function. Meds have side effects, some have a lot of them. Even fucking Aspirin can cause Stevens Johnson syndrome in some people, it's only natural that a drug that's not even intended for the hamplanets in the first place might not be a good idea.

my cock smells like rotten shrimp

Keep telling yourself it's from the alcohol.

we used to be a proper country and used cigarettes for this

I won't read just because you used that bait image.
Shitter.

Keep telling yourself that you fucking alcoholic.
It sure is.
Ofc, I could thoroughly clean my cock after pissing, but my point is that when I don't drink, my urine doesn't smell like that.
Weed makes my feet smell like skunk.

Pic related is what reddit atheist kaffirs truly believe. It will be glorious to hear their suffering when Allah burns them in hellfire. (((scientism))) is the latest ploy of satan to take millions if not billions of infidels to eternal hellfire and it works like a charm.

As I drink a beer or two once in a blue moon, don't smoke weed and cigarettes, I can't relate.
Your dick smells like ass because you put it in asses. As for your feet, take some fucking measures before you learn what athlete's foot it.

Just stop eating slop. How hard is it for Americans to put down the donuts/fries/burgers and eat a fish/salad?

As I drink a beer or two once in a blue moon

If you have 1 beer it's full of estrogen so you're likely a tranny already.

perfect i hate feeling on teeth in my fleshlight

Do you know how to read? I only eat and drink water these days, and I've been on this planet long enough to know what triggers what.
Weed = my feet smell like skunk
Alcohol = my cock smells like rotten sea food and so does my breath
Overall, the effects of weed are more bearable, although both as ass.
I'd ban all that shit.

Americans are such gluttonous fucking pigs they first EAT themselves to destruction then again they want to EAT drugs to save themselves. The jews are 1000% right about americans. You ARE stupid fucking cattle that deserve to be yoked and taken advantage of. Stupid fucking kafirs.

their teeth were already falling off lol

No, that would be gay. Real men drink beer, queers drink cocktails and regular cocks. Russians drink vodka and regular cocks, women drink wine and regular cocks. The rest are for pseudointellectuals.

There are countless GLP-1 agonists, not just Ozempic, and they've been studying for a long time.
Their mechanism is very well understood; just buy from the time-tested and trusted brands, and you will get rid of your appetite in your brain via the receptors in your gut.

There are natural ways to get GLP-1, like eating lots of seeds and 100g of spinach per day, which will also qualitatively reduce your appetite by a lot, doesn't compare with a strong and large agonist on demand, but it's there, always in background if you keep taking the natural route.

not such a big secret if russians were able to make their own

Vax status?

Booze decays your body and you sound like a fat ass for not noticing it.
In college, I remember getting drunk the night before my physical tests just to score higher at the very end of the year.
It's literal poison.

Real men drink beer

Sure thing tranny.

REAL men drink WATER and salt as an electrolyte. That's all you need to survive. Everything else turns you into a tranny.

I'm fat af but I knew instinctually/morally that taking Jew goo to resolve my problems will only come back to haunt me two fold. The devil is all around us trying to make deals, im not even religious and I see it plainly

When I drink, my cock smells like rotten shrimp for 2-3 days

First time i read that. It may come from you, kek.

I remember arguing with some fat idiot in here about ozempic for sure having side effects and he was in full blown denial.
Lucky him there's a new drug that can regrow teeth. I'm sure that one won't have side effects either.

mfw fit with all of my teeth

but...but....the child fucker told me it was safe and effective to take....

losing weight is literally free
if you don't have the willpower for fork putdowns, you're already too far gone to be of use

(((Supplements))) are a scam, eat real food and you will never need drugs.

It is shocking. My 10 year old niece eats more than I do most days, and I am in my mid 30's. I feel bad that she is already getting fat but her mother refuses to stop buying chips and cookies and soda.

Ideally yes. But it's difficult and expensive to get complete nutrition from real food. You need to eat liver and fatty fish. Most vegetables today are also not as nutritious as in the past.

I disagree with your assertion about getting good sleep. I have had insomnia off and on since I was 11, thanks porn, and no matter how hard I work or how long I am awake sometimes my body refuses to sleep. The only thing I have ever found that will put me to sleep is weed.

Thanks satan, but I have a garden and I supplement my meals with real food that I know has what I need.

It will be glorious to hear their suffering

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ernst_Lissauer

He came under attack by the vigorous anti-Semitic movement of the day for expressing such "fanatical hatred", which they considered "unreasonable", "utterly un-German", and "characteristic of nothing so much as the Jewish race".

Ozempic maxing

Why couldn’t you just eat less without the pill? Sounds like a self-control problem and not medical

Eat better and exercise.

Higher appetite

Because your body quickly goes into starvation mode and the moment you eat when that happens it stores more energy as fat. Ozempic stops that.

Chew gum and drink water

There, fixed. Now stop the fake news nothing burger.

Sounds like it’s killing gluttons faster than they’d eat themselves to death. Don’t see the issue

Sounds like a lot of these Ozempic side effects could be avoided if people just took dietary supplements while on the drug. They could also do some simple exercise like walking or something to maximize the utilization of fat as fuel while they’re on such a severe caloric deficit. Not to mention walking will help alleviate the side effect of decreased gastric motility, and help prevent paralytic ileus. If you’re going to do a drug like Ozempic, you might as well take the opportunity to get as much out of it on as low of an effective dose as possible, instead of continuing your irresponsible trash lifestyle which led you to get fat and unhealthy in the first place.

Ozempic: Proving Diet and Exercise Would have Always Worked, One Retard at a Time

this shit has become the fix all for anyone that is even slightly overweight
the military is even using it to get their fatty numbers down
fucking monstrous

via ad mortem

Dumbass.

Higher appetite doesn’t force you to eat. Fasting and smaller portion sizes tapers your appetite for that matter.
Not eating as much at any given time and light exercise fixes that outright. Lazy gluttons deserve the higher mortality

Anyone who thinks it's a good idea by preventing absorbing their nutrients deserves the consequences.
Ozempic is no different from the COVID shots in that it takes literally one highschool biology class to know you need to stay away.
Just another way for jews to milk the fucking goyim nigger cattle.

make shit up and post online

based

Fat fucks go to great lengths to hide their eating, they're like alcoholics who visit different liquor stores on rotation and throw their empty bottles out at a gas station to hide them

You have no clue what you're talking bout.

Exactly, but slaves are asleep and have lost their soul and are incapable of altering their choices.

Because it's trendy and there are lots of fat lazy people

Right, I forgot you prefer dudes. My apologies, anon.

they're like alcoholics who visit different liquor stores on rotation and throw their empty bottles out at a gas station to hide them

I've done that before

I took mounjaro, did literally nothing for me expect for the first two days.

>miracle drug make you lose weight while eating cake

Idiot. It suppresses your appetite, you do not eat shit while using it. It's physically impossible to eat cake and lose weight, i.e it goes completely against actual physics, the law of conservation of mass and energy.
The reason you "decay" as you put it, is because you starve, without feeling the discomfort of starving. Some also get their feeling of thirst blocked as well and get severely dehydrated.

Dude on the right implanted balloons into his chest, what a faggot.

No it's not.
Ozempic has been a diabetes drug for 2 decades

Shit yourself inside out and rot your bones! You'll look like a fallout ghoul in no time!

All juicers are fags.

imagine willingly injecting smegma serum

This is a very based post. The easy route leads to death in all circumstances. Effort is rewarded with health.

Same, but I'm 36. Turns out I just don't eat much. I get like between 1000 to 1600 kcal a day. I don't particularly like eating.

its a win win for society
either the fatsos get back into shape or culled

then they will be culled, they were specifically reared like that for the great sacrifice

What are your opinions on B12 and also probiotics?

instant gratification meets learned helplessness

lol
lmao

Eat liver once a week.
Eat vegetables, kefir, and kombucha.

quit weed 2 months ago and no difference.

I worry about that as well. I cut out alcohol, smoking, coffee, vaping (only vaped a month then I got ED) so weed is the only thing I have left and I'm still not satisfied. I fear cutting out the final thing will have no significant impact and I'm just doomed to a life of sober irritability. Barely even get high and I'm smoking big hash joints and shit. Might as well keep it up.

veg

Eat it regularly although not as much (bowl of salad with lemon and feta)

kefir/liver

Will try

kombucha

Love it but I heard erthyitol gives you cancer or maybe the media is lying again.

I know some vitamin companies are garbage but I use Jamieson which seems high quality. I want to try probiotics since I have some bloating/gas issue. I’m not fat.

Lose weight, fatties!

NOOOOO, not like that!

I'm starting to think you don't hate fat people, but just like roasting them to feel better about your own insecurities.

Ozempic is good for actually morbidly obese people to get into territory where they're not at a 5% of dying from heart attack every day.

Do you genuinely think your bodies could fix damage you've dealt to it over decades in mere months? That aside: to detox lipophile trash (like cannaboids) you have to actually burn the fat it is stored in. Hydration + fasting/excersise + change of diet. Your body won't bother cleaning itself as long as you fuel systemic inflammation. It's busy keeping itself from disintegrating.

mfw fit

mfw homeowner

mfw have good relationships with friends and family

mfw this used to be the normal thing

mfw I'm literally 1 in a million now

mfw normies are so far below me I'm starting to believe kikes are right and normies are just cattle

pure speculation
keep taking the snake venom, goyim

muttian flailing

Quit being a fat, undiscplined piece of witless, semi-sentient animate slop and quit outsourcing your agency and health to strangers and mystery pharma goo.

If people really wanted to see you suffer, they'd just watch you without a comment. Their bullying is a natural function expressing more genuine worry and care about you, than the retarded, fake and gay feel-good propaganda and marketing you choose to OD on.

No, it took well over 2 years to feel better after giving up alcohol. I'm not stranger to such things. I feel really good just not "amazing" like you see some people are, going to the gym every day or doing crazy hard shit. Never had that in me but I want it. I fear the gain from quitting weed will be minimal, that's all. I'm probably just depressed about being in Canada desu.

kek not surprised there would be side effects in such a magic pill

I feel really good just not "amazing" like you see some people are, going to the gym every day or doing crazy hard shit.

Quit buying into parasocial turbogaggotry. If you want to get fit look into callisthenics, save money on the shitty gym subscription and invest in one or two pieces of equipment (pull-up and dip bar) and the rest into a healthy diet.

Never had that in me but I want it. I fear the gain from quitting weed will be minimal, that's all.

I've quit weed a while ago. Within 6 months my personality, my memory and especially my body changed drastically. Quitting weed quintessentially forced me to excersise as I became restless. If your body isn't wasting energy on fighting systemic inflammation and your hormones aren't all over your place, then your body actually has energy left over. Especially if you change your diet and start to eat healthy. What's also noteworthy: your dreams gradually turn into actual movies. I digress.

I'm probably just depressed about being in Canada desu.

Tune out of the media feedback loop, mind your own buisness. Start changing the world in your immediate sphere of influence before you even so much as contemplate what change the world at large may need.

You're just young

Are yurofag gyms all awful or is this just a Anon Babble thing?

hahah retards eat graphene hydroxide, this serves them well. fuck all you goyim npc fucks, suffer!

I agree with your post, will probably quit it just for something to do. But do trust me when I say, the Canada thing is not a social media problem. It's in your face every time you leave the house, and you're prevented from improving your station in life because of what our government is doing actively against us. I do lots but there are roadblocks everywhere. The only way ahead is to cheat.

I dont think it is a secret. I was more implying that admitting ozempic to being mrna modified would be really bad pr if not kill the company outright.

I'll know I'll get downvoted for this and might even get banned from this subreddit, but y'all realize Ozempic is literally you poisoning parts of your brain and nervous system so you don't feel hunger anymore, right?
Pic related is the creature they extract the venom from which is the literal active compound in Ozempic.
Niggers out here are voluntarily taking venom and wondering why the muscles in their face are atrophying, their teeth are falling out and thyroid cancer risk increases by 400% after only 12 months of usage. Bone density loss, too. It's because you're literally envenomating yourself. Not even figuratively, literally envenomating yourself. "Oh but it's the good kind of venom! It has medical uses!" - You. Nope, this is just what the Jews want you to think. Good luck.

sciencealert.com/ozempic-literally-came-from-a-monster-and-its-not-alone

It's also not intended to be a weight loss drug, that's just a side effect. The primary objective is being a diabetes medication. I took this shit for a while until I switched to monjaro.

Gyms are quintessentially normiecattle pens. Gymbros perform almost exclusively isolationary excersises, building dysfunctional muscles that the rest of their bodies cannot support.
They bulk up without any regard for their joints, ligaments and so on. Hethy excersise not only builds muscles, it fixes posture and mobility/flexibility -- and it doesn't require fancy equipment or a faggot personal trainer or w/e.

If you absolutely need socialization to motivate you, then just find the next best open gym in a park next-by. There'll always be people practising callisthenics.

Try this excersise:

youtube.com/watch?v=Z3pNAuPvVPU

Don't force range, stop when it gets uncomfortable. If you don't have that range of motion, then you're posture is fucked and your muscles are shortened/tight from sitting slouched over. There:s no amount of brainless gymbro weightlifting that'll fix it. You'll need a proper stretching/excersise routine.

You should get enough B12 if you eat meat.

I have heard lots of good things about probiotics but I'll have to do more research. Personally I don't like the supplements. Just avoid antibiotics and eat fermented food and yoghurt.

Is there no way to fuck off innawoods and leave the metropoles? Is Canada everywhere so bad?

healthy excersise not only*

Bleh.

Also her boobs stayed big and I shit you not, they got harder.

H-hard boobies?

you can still be lazy and lose weight
t. lost 20kg by sitting on my ass all day and simply not eating

This should be considered abuse. Even the smartest of kids will prioritize junk food before real food. They wouldn't eat it if you didn't buy it. Single moms I've seen love feeding kids fast food too. Keeps them from having to cook, to the detriment of their kids.

not allowed, you want to live innawoods you get raided by the feds. youre not free. youre a slave.

NOOOOOOOOOooOOOOOo

ask forest anon about that, i must be some kind of oldfag knowing him.

each and everyone of you agreed to being slaves, you might not realize it but this is what happened, you cant come back from this.

its over.

I don't understand how people are fat. To be fat, it's incomprehensible to me. I work out once or twice a week. At the park. No gym membership. I don't even eat that clean. I'm almost 40. I'm not on trt.

The only thing I do is put in full effort, go max intensity during my workouts. It doesn't take long. 20 minutes all out and leave feeling like you gave it everything you had. It's enough. 20 minutes once or twice a week.

Post workout endorphins are the only good thing left in this fag society. I feel bad for people who don't experience them because they're lazy.

I'm always extremely wary of using any kind of medication
the body is a finely tuned and extremely complex machine that no human understands fully, and drugs are often way too blunt tools if they even work at all
I remember finally caving in years ago and took half a pill for anxiety
same day tried to jerk off, dick felt dry and nothing would come out
yeah I'm good on that chief, I choose keeping my existential dread over having my dick fall off
never took another one

Why not just take meth if one wants to lose weight? Seems safer.

My mom was put on ozempic because she at like 5"6 weighs almost as much as my fat ass at 6"4, and she's been having heart issues since she got the clot shot [it makes her morally superior]. She's so fat she has a fat hernia, where the fat pokes through her almost entirely unused stomach muscle.
I'd be worried about all the different side effects, but she's been mistreating her body in every way possible for longer than I've been alive. She's already got most of the side effects. But maybe she'll be not fat at the same time.

miracle drug

if it is miracle, plebs would not even heard about it

Fascinating. What is the mechanism for the suppression, and does it have consequences elsewhere? Let's analyse further...

I've lost 100lbs in 9 months using Ozempic and feel better than ever.

Yeah your gym experience is very different from mine and you are projecting it onto everyone else.

I've been on Wegovy since November.
I'm fine. I've lost almost 60 lbs without actually working out. I do plan to, I'm just too busy right now.

Worst thing for me is if I touch a soda I am on the toilet the next day.

It is hard work. You change your entire diet around.

It's wild, the amount of fat fucks who lack self-control they need a drug to help them lose weight.
Can't wait to see all the health complications that come from Ozempic and they'll soon be shilled another drug to counteract the complication of Ozempic.

>miracle drug make you lose weight while eating cake

i don't think that's what it does, it's just suppresses appetite

Dont all markets these days simply predate on people without self control?

the elites take ozempic from becoming fat but they also take adrenochrome to prevent the adverse side effects of ozempic like your teeth or body rotting

do people seriously take medication to do what a half hour bike ride does for me?

jesus christ the autism.

lolcow darksydephil's wife is currently on this stuff. now she is infertile and at a high risk of cancer according to his own words

all you have to do is look at the logo to know that ozempic is a mass sacrifice of the vain

the people at the top (likely board of directors/major stakeholders behind shell companies) of companies like this are literally devotees of mystery religions who believe that by engineering mass sacrifices they can retain power and influence reality by appeasing their archaic gods/demigods

if the news about negative side effects are just starting to trickle out now after a year or two of ozempic/semaglutide being pushed everywhere (every third ad on the radio is for ozempic now) i can only imagine what's going to come out in the future

if i had to guess it will lead to a slow death or at least serious medical complications which will require people who use it improperly to get regular medical care (thereby ensuring a steady source of further profit for the healthcare industrial complex)

a sick person is a goldmine for these people. especially if they can get the government to pay for it.

haha holy shit

I'm 40 and have zero time of day to myself between a full time job, 2 kids, and busy life. I was 310lbs.

i just heard from a friend a few days ago that a mutual friend who has lost a TON of weight (100-200lbs) over the last year now is quite sick.

idk the nature of the disease or if she was on ozempic but i wouldn't be surprised if this story continues to play out all over the US in the next few years.

or cocaine

jews create problem

they sell you a solution to problem

solution is also poison

always has been

Some people go on it and don't stop and its like body dysmorphia type drive to keep going. Me, I just eat my protein stuff and chill. Like I said though, I'm on Wegovy which is still same company.

The key is movement, not just walking, you have to WORK and SWEAT.

i've been fasting and exercising over the last month and one of my main takeaways is that sweating is extremely important for helping the body get rid of toxins. i try to break a sweat at least once a day now.

also i suspect saunas/sweat lodges are profoundly helpful in clearing out all kinds of gunk from your insides. combine sweating with autophagy and it really does seem like your body does a kind of deep clean. i'm going to try to attempt a longer fast next week, maybe 5 days to a week, specifically to encourage this "deep clean" process

fuck ozempic. just stop eating, and start walking around the block. if you feel bad just put salt in water.

"""busy life"""

you guys will love this article
unlimitedhangout.com/2020/12/investigative-series/developers-of-oxford-astrazeneca-vaccine-tied-to-uk-eugenics-movement/
you literally can't make this shit up

Fat asses are lazy, it's how they got fat in the first place. Lazy and stupid. They will take the path of least resistance and they will convince themselves side effects are for other people.
LET IT BE KNOWN!
THERE ARE NO SHORTCUTS!

It make you puke literal shit.
Like it makes you poop from your mouth.
That can't be good.

this thread is about an ongoing mass human sacrifice/soft eugenics program for depopulation

for some reason, the people at the top of the pyramid are really concerned about weeding out the weak and gullible over the next few decades.

You can do this with willpower alone. You can simply choose not to eat, even if your stomach is growling. That's what separates the humans from the subhumans. If you lack the ability to override your desire to consoom even though you're having to buy a new pair of pants every few months, then you lack any value worth pitying.

I would bet good money that the georgia guide stone patrons are all pfizer stockholders too.

I'm writing this as I work.
I actually started lifting a small weight every time I get mad at work. I work remote. I do go for walks in the morning.

Ozempic comes from Gila Monster venom

Lol just a straight lie

Semaglutide is the active ingredient in Ozempic and is synthesised from modified yeast cells, yes the initial discovery of Exendin-4 (which by itself is not harmful) and its relation to GLP-1 and thus diabetes etc etc... was found in Gila venom though this was 35 years ago.

The reason people are having issues with Ozempic is because corporate doctors are just handing out one of the most effective appetite suppressors available to people who have no concept of what a balanced diet looks like, fatties who were barely getting on by virtue of the amount of food they were eating are now eating less than what a normal person would eat but it's still the same shit they were eating before.

They've got such poor eating habits that not only are they now starving themselves because they have no clue what calories they need to eat but they're also giving themselves chronic illnesses like scurvy or osteoporosis because the shitty American diet does not provide the nutrients the body needs. Not to mention the people who abuse it just to get a summer six pack.

Semaglutide mimics GLP-1, a peptide that your body naturally produces after you eat to control blood sugar, gastric movement and appetite impulses. If it has side-effects it'll probably be in a similar vein to other drugs that are designed to stay bonded to hormone receptors longer.

You could argue they are genetically programmed to have lower willpower then

Reminds me of the last miracle weight loss drug, it was pregnant horse piss injections. Imagine injecting yourself with horse piss or lizard venom because you can't be arsed to diet. At that point just drink bleach you're sure to lose weight because you're poisoning yourself. These are the same people who will call you a schizo conspiracy tard for not taking experimental mrna gene therapy to combat the flu.

you need to get magnesium too

you need magnesium glycinate. If you're going to give advice, make sure it's correct.

Magnesium threonate is good too but expensive.

Honestly magnesium oxide(the most common one) is fine too. It's just not as bioavailable so you take more of it. Just avoid magnesium citrate because that's a laxative.

Not really, I love how it silences the whisper... "Hey a snack would be great right now"
I don't really stress eat anymore.
BUT I do find myself stress ordering stuff I collect more instead.

Ozempic comes from Gila Monster venom

Lol just a straight lie

was found in Gila venom

nice work tard

magnesium citrate because that's a laxative.

Kek, been there.

> Clean kitchen with a firehose that spews sulfuric acid
> Wtf why is my kitchen broken?

lmao didn't take long before a jew came to defend his poison

nypost.com/2025/05/21/health/ozempic-teeth-the-latest-alarming-side-effect-of-weight-loss-drugs/

You can have these issues also by dieting without the drug

Just FAST. It's so fucking easy it's not funny.

Why fast? I lost 15 pounds in the past month and a half by just reducing calories to 1900, eating mostly clean, lifting and biking.

semaglutide and exedin-4 are the same

Keep huffing petrol abo

what does caffeine overdose do?

Makes you both ultra awake, and nauteous.

You can have these issues also by dieting without the drug

buy an AD!

Enjoy your diabetes and heart disease. Sure you might not store body fat, but your health will still take a dive

These shots react to SUGAR.

I know I was having massive nasua and shit storms before I caught onto that.

You can't drink sugary drinks or eat candy.
You can plan out a cheat day/snack like mid week but just know beyond that you will pay for it in your ass shitting it out for most of the day after your shot.

First time that happened to me I was in a hotel room at a casino. I spent from like 4am until 6am shitting out my existence because I had carelessly drank like 3 mountain dew and a dessert over the course of the night

It makes you pay for poor choices in food.

miracle drug make you lose weight while eating cake

That is NOT what it does. It makes eating feel repulsive so that you WONT eat the cake.

People wither because if you live a sedentary lifestyle and lose weight rapidly... quite a few of those pounds lost will be pounds of muscle.

which is why most of us start buying up proteins chips and protein bars.

Ask your doctor if Golembrium is right for you. Side effects may include but are not limited to...

This is the next "non-addictive oxycontin" in the making kek

its working though. Hell, food companies want to find ways around it because it tanked sales in fatty snack foods.

Look up Asclepius