Wtf is a Bitcoin and why does one cost 112k dollars?

People are going to eventually ditch the dollar in favor of bitcoins. There will become a point in which people will only trade in bitcoins. And because bitcoins are limited that means people will eventually be fighting over a limited resource. That means the people who hold bitcoins now will have a mass of people doing everything in their power in order to attain what they own. Bitcoiners chads stay winning.

anybody know how to buy bitcoin? Can you buy 1 grand of bitcoin? Or can you only buy it for the full amount? Can you not buy small pieces or only the whole coin?

its a meme

you can only buy a whole coin

I believe you can buy a value to 8 decimal places.

well that cancels me out of the whole entire future

Create an account on one of the big central brokers such as coinbase or binance. Deposit cash, trade for BTC. You can buy fractions of bitcoin, say minimum 100 bucks worth as you will pay a few bucks as a fee. Thank me later.

i have robinhood. But im a frugal fucking fuck and whenever I think of spending my money on anything other than food I start sweating and having panick attacks.

it's a literal game token that a bunch of tech shitheads decided to pump value towards as some insane alternative to national currencies

You niggers literally don’t even remember when the FEDs stole over 60,000 bitcoins from Silk Road founder, Ross Ulbricht, and then proceeded to auction them off to venture capitalists, banks, and corporate niggers. This was when they were worth less a $1,000.
Just do not be the last one holding the bag when they decide to rug pull it.

I haven't used robinhood, can you buy BTC there?

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A scam for nerds

nnnno it’s totally real money guys

LoL

why would you use robinhood after they good goy'd their people during the GME thing

Not that many people need to buy CP so bitcoins will never replace real money

Yeah...blame the fish.

Its basically the currency that fuels the global blackmarkets. Thats why its worth so much but for some reason nobody wants to admit it, its untraceable money.

What you should really be asking is

wtf is a dollar and why is it worth 1

It only takes 1 typo in the wallet address and you lose it all.

Its a money laundering scheme mixed with good old tulip economy.

You can buy small amounts but its not worth it because of the transaction fees.
But there are plenty of other good coins to buy.

yea. coins, gold stock things. Im too nervous to use it though. I was going to buy a couple grand in gold a few years ago, like back in 2022 when gold was around 1600 an ounce. But I was too scared to buy it cause I didnt trust the people selling. And now gold is reaching 3300 for an ounce. Feel really fucking stupid.

It's a modern dutch tulip. A BS currency with no real value.
Back in the day, tools, cattle, plows, land with water, those were the really valuable things. God willing, Putin and the orange retard will nuke us all soon and we can go back to those instead of satoshi nakashi make-belief bullshit.

brother in christ im on Anon Babble asking for information about how to buy memecoins I am a literal fucking retard I have no idea wat i am doing or how to do it, i know nothing of the gme issue. Plus I dont let the internet influence me on wat I decide to do in my life.

"Fugayzi, fugazi. It's a whazy. It's a woozie. It's fairy dust. It doesn't exist. It's never landed. It is no matter. It's not on the elemental chart. It's not fucking real.”

Gold is just going to keep going up, fren. There's never a bad time to buy and it's never too late. Ditto for BTC imho. Just got to find a trustworthy dealer.

Why are you "making typos"???
Why would you ever type an address by hand?
Why would you send 100% of your crypto at one time, especially without verify and test sending?
Are you stoopid?

these are painfully true words. im sweating again. gonna go buy some nuggies for lunch now

More importantly, why the FUCK isnt ETH following it up????

Im so fucking sick of this ETH shit, I 100% got hoodwinked

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Ever heard of coin clipping? Bitcoin is the latest iteration of this Jewish practice.

I figure it's diehard ETH fans and maybe big finance guys scared of getting into SOL, it's still way off its ATH, though.

because ETH is 20x the size of bitcoin. There is 20x less bitcoin for people to purchase, less of the pie to go around making it more expensive, and the closer you get to running out, the more expensive it gets. ETH isnt even remotely close to the point of where bitcoin is.

It literally stops usery and endless debt backed fiat lending that they can print endlessly which inflates the money supply and devalues your goybux. So literally the opposite of what your nigger brain wrote down.

There is an infinite supply of eth

You can't clip BTC. As long as your private keys are secure no one can steal it or clone it.

A ponzi scheme controlled entirely by whales. I used to be part of a group of whales. We would all coordinate our dumps and pumps. It's mostly oldfags from Anon Babble. We would just dump our btc into some random shitcoin. Price of random shitcoin would rise. Price of btc would dip. Buy more btc with profits. When they start shilling to retards on Anon Babble nd leddit that's how you know a dump is going to happen

It's imaginary money