Scott Adams was incredibly fit. He worked out every day. He LOVED working out. He only ate healthy food...

Scott Adams was incredibly fit. He worked out every day. He LOVED working out. He only ate healthy food. He never smoked or drank. He has the best doctors in the world because he's filthy rich. So how did he get one of the most aggressive (and rare) prostate cancers in existence, the same one that Biden got? And why did his incredibly fit, beautiful, rich twentysomething wife also get breast cancer at the same time? WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?

healthy person inexplicably gets illness

first day on the planet?

he ate too many of them dillberitos

Jesus. Vaxxies really are dropping like flies.

Anal sex. Dude looks like a queer.

Maybe radon.
he may also have thought that his healthy lifestyle protected him so he didn't get yearly checkups.

Not really. It's like they are slowly being killed by the Covid vaccine instead of dropping dead.

Could be a coincidence, Kike bro.

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Is it wrong to say cancer sufferers have a certain look. He looks like he was destined to die of cancer. Dogs can even smell it ffs

And people that healthy are suspicious. He probably had a raging case of genital hepres he was trying to keep under control. And he probably got it through gay sex. Which included pumping cum up his ass.

He smoked the reefer

People are going into the bunkers. I'd keep an eye open for more high profile people to fade from view. Like who's seen Tom Hanks lately? Nobody, dude's incognito. And for good reason I hear, too.

why ?

He used the wrong heuristic, unfortunately. Many such cases.

Do tell?

He does bear a striking resemblance to Michel Foucault.

The fool didnt install a Faraday cage around his bedroom

I don't think so. if he was fucking dudes they would have spoken up by now.

He smoked the reefer

oh yeah. Maybe that did it.

Lol he's bald. He's obviously genetically deficient somewhere, so nothing of evolutionary value was lost. He also had no children, so it's the end of the line for memelords like him.

I hope he enjoys his eternity in hell.

for good reason

A world ending disaster? An angry lynch mob? What?

This. It doesn't usually make you drop dead in your tracks. It just wrecks your immune system so that your lifespan is shortened by 10 or 15 years. So, if you're 20 now, you might make it to 60 instead of 75.

never smoked

what is he? a child?
someone get finland on the phone

Hanks is hiding out in Greece to avoid extradition for raping children in the U.S.

Who knows where he is. Probably with Branson on that island one island over from Epstein Island.

it's a crapshoot. there is no perfect way to live life. my mom (died last year) drank and smoke most of her life and lived until 74. dudes healthy and not doing any of this get cancer at 35 and drop dead.

all these health nuts are full of shit

Where is the original cartoon?

he injected himself with deadly mRNA

Kek

That is it newfag

im sure he's asking for the original which shows the jew in the first frame

Covid vaccine was orchestrated to kill off boomers in order to free up dwindling housing and crushing Medicare costs.

RADON Cluster. He must live on an abandoned uranium mine.

VAXX MY LIFE INTO PIECES

Cancer is a glitch in the matrix. Something went awry in the programming but all you see is cancer.

Jim Fit was a runner he died healthy from a heart attack...shit happen not big mystery

the best doctors

who told him to get the jab and then he did
and now he won't try fasting because "someone credible would have said something if it worked"
he says he is aware of nobody cured with ivermectin and fenbendazole, even though dr makis posts evidence everyday

he is still stuck in the world of credibility, credentials, qualifications, probabilities, appearances and feelings instead of reality
he spends his final days watching msnbc to dunk on the libs instead of realising american politics is boring and a huge waste of time

he's shorter than joe rogan, and he should use his affirmations and coffee to save himself

rare

Literally every man will get this cancer if they live long enough. The huiman body wasn't built to live past age 40.

Smart phones and electronics fucked him with the cancer. The electronic waves cause radiation.

He said he did ivermectin and fenbendazole for three months and it had no effect in his situation

Human bodies aren't designed to operate stably after 40. Fitness doesn't promise you anything.

why didn't Scott take the clearly fraudulent snake oil treatment that a lying shill lied to me about?????

oh well he took the clearly fraudulent snake oil treatment that a lying shill lied to me about but he didn't do it properly and that's why it failed

oh well he took the clearly fraudulent snake oil treatment that a lying shill lied to me about UNDER THE CARE OF THE ACTUAL LYING SHILL HIMSELF so he did it properly but he just didn't take the clearly fraudulent snake oil treatment long enough and that's why it failed

You people are beyond saving. You're so fucking retarded it's unreal. I can barely believe you are sentient beings.

No, but people mentioning “unforeseen side effects and possibly cancer” were drowned out by red deer faggots and population control retards.

It fucking sucks being right all the damn time.

he said he tried for two months to no effect, and now he's saying "There are claims of it working, but I am aware of no patient who benefitted from it. Neither are you."
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guess he should just drink coffee and use author mode affirmations to reframe his brain for maximum copium

i just looked him up on the wiki and apparently he divorced in 2022? so how come you're talking about his "wife"?

the jab turns off your immune system and allows cancers to grow

his ex wife has boob cancer

She got breast cancer in 2022. He would have gotten prostate cancer around that time.

Trump's poison shots.

you can be the healthiest person and still get fucked over by genetics or other shit

It was Shelly

if you have normal levels of t-cells you are antisemitic

The part that killed him is:

Miscellaneous Unknowns = No Weight

He did not include the risk of getting injured or dying from the vaccine itself, in his analysis (the odds of death he has are for Covid itself).

Didn't jerk off enough

Based fag detector. I've been saying for several years he looks like a homo and most likely has GRIDS.

The failure of the red deer to materialize permanently buckbroke the antivax schizos' minds. These people were fully convinced that the vaccines would kill everyone in two weeks and all their problems would go away. They were even fantasizing about how their "pureblood seed" was going to be worth millions of dollars and women would suddenly have a reason to have sex with them (LOL!). As time went on and it became more obvious that nothing was going to happen, these people became increasingly unhinged, eating dangerous agricultural chemicals to treat a virus they didn't even believe existed, just because a scientist told them not to.

Now that it's obvious the end result of the vaccines wasn't a mass die off and the consequent loss of their virginity, but rather an end to the pandemic and their becoming even more socially isolated than before, it has become impossible for them to reconcile what they need to believe with the undeniable reality, and so now, 5 whole years after the pandemic, they are still utterly mind broken and have not progressed mentally since 2020. They continue to go on about how it's only 10 more years, spike proteins this and prions that, mumbling about Scott Adams and scouring the internet for the latest news of an 87 year old dying of cancer to blame on the jab.

Ironically, or perhaps appropriately, the antivaxxers are the only ones still experiencing the effects of the COVID pandemic. Everyone else has moved on. They are completely alone.

His first wife? You think the stress fucked him up so much that he got prostate cancer? That's kind of a stretch....

Was he actually fit, though? He always looked bald and prematurely aged. I was surprised to learn that he's not even in his 70's yet, since he has looked rather old for quite a while at this point.

every man will get this cancer

But our immune system almost always knocks it out before it gets too far. Dying from cancer was pretty rare until the late 19th Century. Then it took off like a rocket. Cancer is a disease of industrial civilization.

He probably worked out but has crappy genetics.

I suspect he is bisexual. Had a dream once that Scott kept hitting on me and I was like "look guy I'm not guy" and he just kept pushing it, the motherfucker even tries to roofy me but I know there's something in it ... Weird dream

he has a bad habit of dismissing things that dont fit his mental models, so they blindside him
he will only admit something is possibly real if it's in the news

he should apologise to her

you have anal sex with your own turd everytime you take a shit you PHAGGOT! this is nasty!

Insider here.. it’s all a lie. They’re faking their death. Cancer isn’t real and is very curable.. dr Robert Morse cures cancer easily. Morses.tv fruits, berries, melons and herbs.. you’ll never get sick. Check out John rose, Dan McDonald and Andreas moritz while you’re at it. Arnold ehret.. cure every disease.

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?

If you don't know by know you are already too retarded to keep on going.

This may come as a surprise to you OP, but many men will avoid having another man stick a finger up their ass for as long as possible even if the risk is death.

He doesn't have it. He's competing with Biden. In a few months he'll claim he beat it because he's stronger.

Never named the jew his life is meaningless and divine punishment for his cowardice

I wish this were true, but he mentions his high-profile doctors by name. If he were lying, they could easily say as much.

Holy shit it was so frustrating to be one of these people. I got called "shill" every time I said what you are saying.

don't pop a clot vaxxie

what the FUCK is going on? will SOMEONE investigate what could be causing all of this cancer?

the short answer is this: basically your socks are plastic

So you're still a dumbass faggot like you were then? That is why. Heart problems and aggressive cancers are as red deer as it get you stupid contrarian nitpicking gaylord faggot.

He took the vax

working out prevents cancer

t. nobody, ever

Trvth nuke

Vaccine is rapidly ageing population.

Meanwhile Trump is older and he eats like shit. You guys fell for the health meme.

prostate cancer is caused by not cumming often
is more than proven at this point that fapping prevents prostate cancer

Is the red deer in the room with us right now?

Not true at all .. also I once had an older woman come on to me by acting concerned about my prostrate health and she suggested friends with benefits. Had to say no, she was past menopause and that's my cutoff. Shits gross

You might be homosexual, my friend.

You can smoke cigars often and not die of throat cancer. My grand dad smoked cigars his whole life and he died at 94 years old.

people get cancer sometimes you stupid nigger
what is this current psyop that gives everyone perfect clairvoyant insight into someones health that you can tell whether or not someone should or shouldn't have cancer?
if you believe in yourself that much, you really should be a doctor and not a board lurking faggot

Yes you moron

Wow, somebody's got a case of the Mondays.

I think it was his dutch genetics though combined with longevity that helped. He also told me bourbon whiskey was the cure all to everything.

Nah...I was telling him to fuck off. If I was a latent suppressed homo I would have indulged. I was watching a lot of Adams at the time and i mind melded with him and discovered he's bisexual...

dr chud, when should i starting having a doctor feel my prostate

Persuasion man BTFO

40

PSA, Prostate-Specific Antigen. That's what they use now. It's a blood test. No more finger up the butthole...unless either you or the doctor is really into it.

ex-coworker swam on his lunch, worked out, non-smoker, ate leaves twigs and the deenz, mid 40s and bam! turbo lung cancer hes dead.

I don’t think it’s wrong. I’ve gotten that sense too. Also, there is something about California, and maybe west coast in general that seems to give otherwise healthy people cancer at a higher rate than normal.
I know that’s anecdotal as fuck, but just something I’ve noticed

Was he Asian by chance? Never-smoker lung cancer hits them hard.

nope, white dude, i liked him even those he was a midwit libertarian. boss's son died suddenly in his sleep, late 30's. white guy at worked committed suicide due to medical issues, liked him too but he was quiet. 2 other prominent people in town heart attack suddenly. vax and double boosted 77 year old dad still going strong though...

Nobody cares Scott. Buy a fucking ad already.

Turns out he likes plutonium sandwiches.