Maybe communism is a good idea

Maybe communism is a good idea.

convince to political ideology from a twitter post

Argentinian

Fitting for your mental capacity

wtf they get super-size ice cream over there?

Nigga fuck you it's 8:30 PM and snowing why the fuck you talm bout soft serve

China doesn't have niggers.

theyre not communists theyre national socialists.

Why do you need a bucket of slop?

That's right op, everyone knows McDonalds is in the business of not selling things and goes out of it's way to lower its own profits by purposefully buying broken machines that cost tens of thousands of dollars.

Chinese can eat ice cream?

Absolute state control of everything will ensure my goyslop cravings never go unfulfilled

This is why communists should be starved and beaten before they are shot.

Using food as a motivator for political ideology

Bro... Communists have dealt with starvation at some point every time it's been tried . . .

That's not soft serve ice cream, it's s.o.y.lent green and it's made out of people

They also work in Poland.
I guess it is just US incompetency crisis

China isn't communist, they're just a serious nation state with no niggers and no shitskin immigration

They're a flawed form of racial/nationalist corporatocracy for sure but to credit these bug men with the capability of adopting or emulating National Socialism is a bridge too far i think.

Chinese can eat ice cream?

Only if they serve it on deep-fried rat-skin. Rich kids get deep fried puppy. The richer, the more they tortured the puppy.

It is, franchise owners have to pay hundreds of dollars for sheet metal, thousands for tens of thousands appliance, thousands for parts and labor, corporate bankrupts them, absorbs the franchise and profits. It's called planned obsolescence.

Hot coffee lawsuit was allowed to go as far as it did to put regulatory requirements on coffee machines where a number of employees exceeded a threshold at a restaurant, they had most the patents ready for temperature controll engineering controls.

so was the "mystery" of why mcdonalds ice cream machines are always broken ever get figured out, or was it just the usual marketing of getting people to talk about <brand>

Baked and dyslexic btw

***requires maintenance

[[[maintaintence]]] ***-no known translation in any dialect of Bix Nood

it's tofu based

That doesn't mean it's not chock full of sugar.

Funny, I'm actually a tech for a franchise.
You're full of shit. Some of our assets are decades old.

chinese mcdonalds ice cream

90% weird plastic and styrofoam

5% milk

5% water

Half of the time when it's "down" it's just being cleaned

You ever had fried tofu? I like it.

Communist McDonald's. Can we just admit the communist/capitalist dichotomy came out of the same corporate marketing department?

I worked at a Dairy Queen in highschool. You got to completly empty and clean out the soft serve machine every night. It’s a timely process that involves disassembling all sorts of “axles” and regressing moving parts that turn the cream into ice cream. A place like McDonald’s might clean them out early before closing to save some time in the closing process.

If I had to guess this “ice cream broken” thing started around COVID and when a lot of McDonald’s stopped being 24 hours. They problebly cleaned that shit during the breakfast shift or something when it’s safe to say no one is getting ice cream. I feel like the only time I hear people complain about the machines is drunks/stoners mad they can’t get a Sunday at midnight.

The owners don't want to pay for the service required to keep the ice cream machine going because it's over priced and bad service from the company.

ever try tofu based "ice cream"?

It's because they need cleaned multiple times a day, and that takes a while.
There, the secrets out. McDonalds cleans their equipment, Shocking stuff.

The mix is expensive, cannot be reused from day to day, and cleaning it is uncomfortable and time consuming. For the few ice-cream cones they sell in most markets outside of summer, it's just not worth it.

You could argue that capitalism died with the new deal, and both America and China are under the same regime technocratic autocracy.
Chinese can't consume milk, it makes sense, I would try it.

keep an extra pair of tidy-whities.

The owners don't want to pay for the service required

They have their own techs. Like you really think they're calling out to a local repair guy when some specialized $15k machine breaks down?

They work in Russia too, without any communism. Guess Western service sector is just getting shitty from the crisis.

They're a Han ethnostate that Hitler would envy.

this

is Anon Babble now full of communists or what? >han
isnt even an ethnicity, the cantonese are different but still considered "han", also hitlor germany was more german than "han" china

bought a $100 ninja ice cream maker and i haven't purchased a single dairy treat since.

You could argue that capitalism died with the new deal

You could also argue that capitalism died before the new deal because capitalists accidentaly killed it.

look at all that goyslop!

I just make ice cream at home too. All of my shit is organic and better than anything you can get store-bought.
You ever had blueberry-lavender ice cream or pomegranate sorbet? Shit's cash money, nigger.
No reason to buy anything other than staples in America when everything is full of cancerous bullshit.

We have no issues per se with it as an economic idea we have issues with the retardation that goes with it, China has figured out a way to do it on the economic levels.

Real niggers love their vanilla ice scream with cakes, I sometimes do it during summer.

No what about it. They're here routinely pretending, quite well, to have "good suggestions" for the US.
It may just be past season for Rose Petal, but if it's not..

I doubt le broken ice cream machine meme is even real but I have no way to prove it

Vanilla ice cream with chocolate cake or a brownie is like good sharp cheddar with apple pie. You can't beat it. Just classic.
I'm looking up recipes right now. I don't know how I haven't heard about this yet--but it seems obvious considering how many deserts are rose-flavored.

Never any sources for this forced gay meme

Also, these two buttons, learn to fucking use them.

Probably the owners break their own machines due to nog workers making themselves mcflurries constantly or something. It's definitely an American only thing anyway, if real

It could be that everyone complaining just lives in shitty neighborhoods. I never order ice cream from McD's so I don't have any personal anecdotes.

I've had a couple dozen mcflurries over the course of my life and never was the machine broken. I do remember American podcasters joking about it back in like 2010 though, it's an ancient meme

The story I was told was that the things break all the time, and you need to hire a McDonalds Licensed Repairman to travel hundreds of miles just to fix it, for absurd sums of money. People don't know this, but there's an entire repair/maintenance/supply train built into McDonalds. You don't just buy supplies from McDonalds. You buy all your equipment from McDonalds. You get all your repairs done by McDonalds. And Corporate demands restaurant owners use their services or be excommunicated from the network. So basically. The broken ice cream machines, which were built specifically to crap out all the time, were a make-work-program to enrich McDonalds corporate at the cost of the franchisees. Corporate thought "If WE supply the repair service, WE get the money, and if we make the equipment crap out all the time, we get even more money." Some franchises were calling bullshit and repairing the shit themselves and McCorporate to fuck off. Not sure what happened in the end.

there's probably metal shavings in there

Yeah I've heard the joke every now and then but only recently did this idea that there's a grand capitalist conspiracy to sabotage the mcflurry machines (that no other fast food place has copied) pop up.

it's probably non-dairy

My turds have been soft serve since I took the jabs.

I never buy ice cream at McD but I'm pretty sure the machines work here too because I see other people with ice cream at McD fairly often.

China is Communist in name only
US is Capitalist in name only

Most Italians are lactose intolerant and Italy is famous for its ice cream (and cappuccino).
Just have to not eat/drink too much.

imagine going to mickey d's for ice cream
the mind reels & staggers in horror

Everybody always knew why, you just weren't allowed to say. All the low drivethrough window time, low customer complaint locations in my state always had an icecream machine that worked. All the high windowtime, high customer complaint locations didn't. Everybody ties themselves in knots trying to blame it on corporate, or the structure of the maintenance contractor relationship but the reality is the reason some mcdonalds locations never have a working icecream machine is the same reason some starbucks have a persistent smell of spoiled milk. Careless lazy nigger employees. In the case of mcdonalds there's protocol to wipe down the machine after every X uses and every day or every X hours on you have to shut down the machine, clean the whole thing and run a heat sterilization cycle so shit doesn't get funky over time. Shocker niggers don't want to clean or do basic end user maintenance on hardware so they just override the warnings until they can't anymore, or lie and say the machine is broken when the reality is they just don't want to mess with it. Starbucks smells like curdled milk because there's a ton of it worked into every crack and crevice because when niggers use the steam wand on the espresso machine to froth milk, instead of grabbing a rag and purging the wand into it like you're supposed to, they like to just point the wand back into the backsplash of the machine and purge the leftover milk into that blasting high velocity atomized milk all over the place. And of course they're never going to take anything apart to deep clean it until some regional manager comes by and asks why the fuck the location reeks.

guess this “ice cream broken” thing started around COVID

Lazy niggers have existed longer than that.
That's the issue, nothing else. They don't want to clean it or deal with it, so it "doesn't work."
It's a lie told to you by lazy workers, not because of capitalism.

I had maybe 2 ice creams at McDonalds in Hong Hong, for the VERY few times I went to a McDonald's (my fiancée who lives there goes to McDonald's all the time for breakfast, while I didn't step foot in a McDonald'sfor years prior to that, but we mostly ate local foods at actual restaurants there). Never once had an issue with ice cream.

For fast food, Cafe de Coral and Fairwood were not only cheaper, but also had MUCH higher quality food there than actual sit-down restaurants over here (and everything is dirt cheap there). We also ate out 3 times a day every day, and didn't even break the bank, which is apparently normal there (and she is extremely thin, even though she eats more than I do, but that might be due to her Chinese genes, while I, a White guy, cannot get skinnier or fatter even though I don't care what I eat (I weigh 180 pounds while she weighs under 120), but can't eat as much as she does).

Can somebody who lives in an Asian nation tell me why that is the case if it's not genetics? They also don't consume a lot of wheat, which may be why they're so small.

You never had rice porridge in HK? Also, they eat a shit ton of noodles.

It was some copyright BS, the franchise owners weren't allowed to fix the machines themselves so they had to schedule some certified McSlop repairman to do the job at their leisure. And do you expect the guy who has you by the balls to actually fix that shit? Nah. He'll half-ass the repair so you you need him to come back again next week.

mcd have a lifetime contract with a company who repair the ice cream machines, and apparently they take this monopoly opportunity to make them fail regularly and ask a lot of money to fix them
mcd employees are also not allowed to fix them themselves

But unfortunately, it was made by people, in star of david department.

Cannibalism too, almost every Chinaman over 70 has eaten human flesh.

what's the white shit

I think it's a low income area thing, I've never had a McDonalds employee tell me their ice cream machine is broken. in fact, I don't think I've ever heard them tell me that they're out of anything like beef or chicken. maybe it's a supply chain issue

I went to McDonald's today and got a Filet-O-Fish combo with a bacon cheeseburger on the side. I was eating it in my vehicle in the parking lot and listening to an audiobook when I glanced up and saw the McDonald's worker I ordered outside having a cigarette. She waved at me and I nodded and had to wait 7 minutes before she went back inside and I could eat in comfort again. I don't think that employees should be bothering or even trying to socialize with customers outside of the McDonald's restaurant or drive through, but that is another story. I went to McDonald's for dinner tonight and got a McChicken combo with a bacon cheeseburger on the side. As I was driving to the second window the same girl was still working. She was acting somewhat obsequious and attempting small talk when she asked, 'why don't you come eat inside instead of in the parking lot where it is cold'. That really bothered me for many reasons. First of all, I don't want my routine or actions to be tracked by a fast-food employee. Secondly, she should not try to tell me how I should live my life. I do not want to eat inside because I find it less comfortable and would much rather be inside my vehicle listening to an audiobook and enjoying myself and my privacy. Overall, I think it was very unprofessional to bring this up. I should have a clean slate with each drive through visit, not have to get the third degree because I committed some sort of faux pas. Which I don't think I did, because I often see people eating in fast food parking lots. How does she know I am not busy going to work or somewhere in a rush? How do you feel about eating in your vehicle in the parking lot of a fast food restaurant versus eating inside the restaurant?

I did have some sort of milk porridge there last year. I forgot what it was exactly.

I unexpectedly loved it and wanted more, but couldn't eat more.

They admittedly eat weird food (I don't mean the crap you see online, but weird to me, even with having whole fish that aren't filleted), and I was weirded out when I had Google Translate say one menu item had "star fish" (but my fiancée as well as the waiter said it wasn't really starfish), but it wasn't in the ream of possibilities that they eat starfish outside of the Mainland (and that one one thing you couldn't pay me to eat if it was an option). It turned out to be a regular fish.

Still was horrified when we ordered fish, and the head wasn't chopped off, and it was big and staring at me (and gave me nightmares when she poked its eye). Good fish, but I didn't eat anything near it's head (it's a big no-no here, with even our sardines being filleted rather than being whole fish).

i read once that the machines usually aren't really broken but they say they are so that they don't have to keep refilling it all the time
maybe some wagie itt can confirm it whether or not that's true

Its a tiny chink child worker hand

It's rice porridge they eat that shit all over Asia, it's their comfort food. Seems kinda nice with right toppings.

youtu.be/zXotgrBldbk

hot coffee

You realize she had third degree burns on her genitals, right? Let me repeat myself THIRD DEGREE BURNS ON HER GENITALS. The only worse possible burn scorches the bone. When I found that out, I personally want to slap everyone who jokes about that shit.

A source for obvious reality? take a look at how their society is run. it benefits the Han Chinese the most and their government actually gives their people more than scraps. They don't have to goosestep in Beijing and have a geometric symbol hanging everywhere for them to be National Socialist.

their mcdonalds is the same as everywhere that's goyslop kike poison, it will just make you shit after a scoop

Your kind literally thinks politics is a football match bud, you arent one to argue

Scottish rite is communism that's McDonald's

They're flawed

Not like our superior USSR EUROPE SYSTEM

Shut the fuck up
I hate europoors so fucking much

Probably not broken but clogged with black stinky gunk and other shit. They just don't have time to clean it out. The machines get serviced like every few months or 2 years.

That's why i don't order anything from a machine, i don't these low IQ niggers don't properly clean it out.

The ice cream machines are down to keep the drive thru flowing and stop dipshits from ordering 50 mcflurrys during a rush

china probably has people with a higher than 80 IQ working them too. it's usually just shit ass error codes for the machine being unsanitary.

they don't work only in the US

good fermented stuff is peak food.

Extremely weak argument. Study argumentation. Start here:

juristpanel.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/04/A-Rulebook-for-Arguments_compressed.pdf

In communism the state is supposed to wither away, everything is supposed to be free, and everyone gets free time to do whatever they want.
Does that describe China in any way?
They have a big state govt that is certainly not "withering away".
They have corporations that are run very much for-profit. (THEY ARE CAPITALIST.)
And no the people cannot just do as they please and "fish during the day and write poetry at night", as retard Karl Marx described life under communism.

It's debatable whether China is "national socialist" but they certainly aren't communist, nor are they even "on the road to true communism."
And I say all of this not even as a criticism of China but as a criticism of Western retards who think that China is communist in any meaningful way just because they say they are.
If a bottle of water was labeled "milk", would you keep arguing that the milk was water simply because the label said so?

At least Americans aren't getting diabetes from their goyslop.

You've never heard of bing chilling?

Imagine eating ice cream. I only eat meat, cheese, and butter, like God intended. I only have to work out once a week and I'm jacked.
You have the chance to actually eat healthy and not be poisoned and you still eat sugar...

I worked at McDonald in my college years, back in the mid 2000s. The machines are working like a charm. Cleaning them by the standards required is an absolute MOTHERBITCH. So everyone, including the assistant manager, was simply acting like the machine broke. They only worked when our old bosses (married couple) were around the town. Although as far as I know nowadays McDonalds in Germany is very strict in making sure those machines always work.

theyre national socialists

I did not see that coming.

wtf we ordered cubes!

Ice cream machine is "down" either because it needs to be emptied for cleaning or the workers did not set it up. It is actually very easy to clean and then refill. also very easy to swap the soda syrup in the back.

really the only part that sucks working at mcdicks are boomers who order no salt fries during lunch rush and then ask to have their sandwich remade because it wasn't fresh enough, despite it literally being the freshest possible.

Lmao it’s always hilarious how bringing up upset chinky tummies brings out the wu mao with proxy flags
You’ll never tolerate the lactose
You will cannibalize the bugs
If only you could see

plastic surgery

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Im sure they are using more modern machines nowadays. I worked there 20 years ago and back then those machines had literally dozens of small parts that had to be cleaned and sterilized. We had to scrub and empty the containers 3 times until it was deemed "safe for consumption". It was a lot of work. Like an 2 hour job. And we were always short on staff and simply didnt had the time nor manpower to do it every day.

the Chinese adopted Carl Schmidt's works in the 2000's.