Why did god create dinos before humans?

why did god create dinos before humans?

dinos arent real

god isn’t real

They were prototypical jews

It was cool

They died in the flood and then "there were giants in the earth in those days" because in reality that's when ALL the fossils formed. Their bodies make up a significant portion of the earth. And the T-Rex was a small critter, they had ones thousands of feet to hundreds of miles long. It was amazing.

Based

Not based

Holy schizo based

he wanted something strong but then he got bored of the victory lap so he made feeble creatures prone to evil.

God is outside of time. Therefore, who/what appeared on Earth first in time is irrelevant.

No one here is real

just wait until Dino God de-extincts

So we'd have oil, duh.

I have heard of NDEs where children see dinosaurs in heaven, I am excited to pet all the dinosaurs when I die

The dinosaurs werent self aware, so what use is it being a dinosaur
You’re just around to kill or be killed violently and live that way

once every fossil fuel is burned the ritual to resummon them will be complete and they will once again walk the earth. currently their souls are trapped in the fossil fuels so they cannot be reborn.

god imagine how kino it must've been to be alive back then to witness when dinos ruled the earth holy fuu kino af all them dino fighting n shiet

so, life as the average brown/black?

dinosaur fossils are just regular lizard fossils that grew over time as the earth expanded.

I don’t roar or have bad ass talons, so no

God is a dinosaur.

They died in the flood

Indeed. And their age dating is false because they compare to the soil level to give the skeleton a date.
In a flood, the soil is soft. Anything big would sink into the soil like it would in a swamp.
So carbon dating is entirely out the window. We don't know how old these creatures were.
But probably no more than 8,000 years.

NO. THE BIBL STORY IS BOUT NORSE GIANTS AND PAGANISM. YOU REALLY THINK WHITE STRAIGHT WHITE MEN WEREANT THE GIANTS??? Y OU DUMB

We have a pretty good idea.

HERE IS HOW DINOS DISPR:

DINO WON VS OTHER DINOS.
DINO ASCEND.
JEWS COME ABOUT.
JEWS WIN VS OTHER JEWS.

SO WHAT IT MEANS
ITS ONE EXTERMINATES OTHERS.

Jews aren't real

I'm real.

NEXT EXTINCTION EVENT IS FREEMASONS AND JEWS KILL OFF THE BILLIONS.

THIS IS DINO EXTINCTION EVENT 2.0.

they were necessary in terraforming earth

be dinosaur

bred to thrive in near no oxygen levels

only need to eat other dinosaurs

their poo is what seeded the earth with jungles and it wasn't a meteor that made the dinosaur extinct, it was the oxygen created by the jungles and forests that sprouted from their shit

so if we burn all fossil fuels the atmosphere will be thicker and they'll come back.
i am correct:
they will be resummoned

END TIMES = PLAN TO DO DINO EXTINCTION EVENT 2.0

prove it and post cock

he was just testing our faith.

to let us discover about things like extinction events

be ayys

develop life that requires little oxygen

called a dinosaur

but first take a planet that has nothing and fill it with water

then add dinosaurs that have been bred to fertilize lifeless planets with the seeds to create new jungles and forests

die out when those same forests and jungles produce something toxic for the dinosaur

oxygen

Even that doesn't make sense.

asteroid hits planet

dinosaurs die off... OVER MILLIONS OF YEARS AFTERWARD

They still teach people that there was some sort of nuclear type event that vaporized the nigger things where they stood.

He didn't. They are still around. I can tell you where exactly, but I'd wasting time and frankly you don't deserve to know.

to make fossil fuels.

The bible doesn't say. You just have to accept we don't know everything. There isn't even a canonical detailed explanation of why Satan fell beyond "pride". Odd considering he is mentioned being the god of this world and plays such a major role

T-Rex soft tissue and red blood cells are a dime a dozen. Do you understand the implications?
You've been lied to by schools and TV.

planet earth somehow has the right amount of water, is the right amound of distance away from its star... its like ayys or ai terraformed earth and used some sort of life that didn't need oxygen that ai mightve used as biological batteries like the matrix

The bible doesn't say.

Sure it does. Enoch goes into even more detail.

Sure I do, and here's the thing. When people learn these truths which leak out from time to time, they notice more and more.

fucking jeet listening to my conversation back in 2020 when I saw the giant space alien space ship.

YWNDTDWMFFF

you'll never discover that dinos were made for fossil fuels.

Cuz they’re cool af. Look at that thing

Both are real. World is a numerical-computational simulation. It starts out with primitive rules and complexity is derived from variation, chance, probability, and combimations. Life in all of its forms from dinos to insects to humans arises from said rules, rather than being explicitly "crafted" like many primitive religions thought.

Sure, but the schools will still be lying for another 400 years.
I can book a trip right now and find real dinosaurs. Not sure why more don't do it. Right now people are seeing the dinosaurs there and it's probably for the best that most think it's impossible.

Maybe in millions of years. We are exiting the ice age and climate is turning back to Paleocene era. But bigger issue is humans completely dominate the earth now. We are more likely headed to the machine epoch.

Sure, but the schools will still be lying for another 400 years.

Satan will be lying until Christ returns anon.

I don't mean more carbon dioxide, but more oxygen. A t-rex would be able to barely breath in our current atmosphere.

To fuck with you because why not.
I would.
Wouldn't you?

Right! And Jesus won't return until AFTER Satan comes as the antichrist, which isn't anyone soon believe it or not.

I said canonical

A t-rex would be able to barely breath in our current atmosphere.

This line of thinking is beyond niggering, it's SUPER NIGGERING.
Anon, by that retarded logic, WE CAN'T BREATHE BECAUSE ANTS EXIST.
Dumbass.

Nobody knows anon. We'll see. But yes, first the Antichrist will come pretending to be Jesus Christ. Jews in Israel are getting ready, Messanic Judaism isn't Christianity for Jews. They have a different "messiah" coming. Those two people who were shot at the Holocaust Museum were Messianic Jews.

It's in the canon.

said t-rex should lay off the fentanyl in that case

He made dinosaurs and man on the same day. This is explained in Job 40:15

Because they're cooler, duh

Nobody knows anon

I know. The Bible says you can know if you use your brain. By my calculations, we've got possibly 300-400 years before he comes and forces the mark.

read your post

Agreed.

Finally someone posted it. Thank you.
Btw Leviathan is far larger, as in, extremely larger than even the biggest Godzilla flick. Apocrypha says he's about 300 MILES long.

Why did God give fish lungs?
Becasue of this fucker, I now have to pay taxes

By my calculations, we've got possibly 300-400 years before he comes and forces the mark.

It doesn't work that way. No man may know the HOUR but as the time draws near certain signs will show themselves. Harold Camping had his calculations too. We'll know when it's a couple months out but without any finer resolution than that. And only the people paying attention. Everything will go hyper speed once it kicks off.

Yep. A T-Rex couldn't even irritate Leviathan's skin a bit.

Mudfossil University guy is clued in to this too.

The soil from 65 million years ago that hardened into solid stone was softened by a flood a few thousand years ago? How is solid stone turned into swamp ooze?

Fpbp

No man may know the HOUR

Never said I knew the hour, bro. Or even the exact year.

A T-Rex couldn't even irritate Leviathan's skin a bit.

A T-Rex would be a yummy Hors d'oeuvre.
I mean, ever hear of Gustav? The crocodile? He took a direct hit from a rocket propelled grenade and wasn't killed. Someone even unlocked an AK-47 on him and the bullets bounced off. So yeah, I believe the Bible when it says even looking at Leviathan will cause a heart attack in a man.

Yeah I saw a documentary about him. He ate like a thousand villagers or some shit, some incredible number.

There are credible reports of giant snakes 100' long too. And actual photos of what must be 40+ footers.

But get this. I live on the bay right next to the Pacific and often I'm up late at night. it's quiet here. I have my window open usually because it's mild here all year. And sometimes I hear this sound from the bay, a whooshing sloshing noise that's truly enormous, lasting maybe 30 seconds. Then for a few minutes I can hear large, large waves crashing on the shores and kind of ricocheting back and forth across the bay. For MINUTES.

Now the bay is over a mile wide here, and over five miles wide at the widest point. We get big cargo ships coming up here, taking on logs and chip dust mainly. The 500+ footers. And one of these things doesn't make waves 1/20th as large when it sails by. I think there's something HUGE in the bay and it twitches and moves from time to time. I'd say it's gas but it doesn't ever ever happen in the daytime, only at night. And the amount of waves, I don't think it's gas. Swear to God I've heard it several times and now keep a digital recorder ready for when i hear it again.

Oh I think the Coast Guard knows, there's a base here in the bay and they sometimes "practice with depth charges" right in the bay. Maybe they're trying to kill it?

There are credible reports of giant snakes 100' long too. And actual photos of what must be 40+ footers.

Or bigger. There's a famous one they took a pic of Vietnam or somewhere in that neighborhood that had to be that size.
And my dude, please record those sounds.
I'd listen to it and then put on some Art Bell. Maybe it's a megalodon?

Maybe they're trying to kill it?

The powers that be do have a strong incentive to eliminate hardcore proof.

So carbon dating is entirely out the window.

how do you think carbon dating works?

I have heard of stories from Tasmania and the Australian outback of giant goanas 20+ feet long too. And mammoths in Sibera.

My working theory is a giant clam or sea slug or something Cthulu-esque. It must be hundreds of feet long. Must be a sort of bottom filter feeder. I don't think it's a shark or any energetic mobile predator. Something mostly sessile. Big mollusc.

I'm serious it's crazy and spooky.

they had ones thousands of feet to hundreds of miles long. It was amazing.

What did they eat?

Oh I do believe in megalodon. There's video proof, the Japanese videoed one. They had a cage with bait they sank to the bottom of some place rumored to have 'em and sure enough some shark the head of which was 1 1/2 times as wide as the 6' wide bait cage came snuffling up, it looked more like a kind of lazy slow shark rather than some turbo huge white shark. But maybe it was old, and maybe that's all megalodons are - big white sharks that get old and have a morphology change as they enter truly ancient age.

Look at the difference between a technically "mature" gar and a lunker gar. Lunkers have huge bony armored plates and a fully different shape than the sexually mature but younger ones, which aren't really armored and are more thin and pencil-like and lithe.

My working theory is a giant clam or sea slug or something Cthulu-esque. It must be hundreds of feet long. Must be a sort of bottom filter feeder. I don't think it's a shark or any energetic mobile predator. Something mostly sessile. Big mollusc.

Wanna know what it could be?
Think back to all the older eyewitnesses.

horse-like head

head of a horse

It's a giant seahorse, bro. Maybe.
Those other critters, oh for sure they exist, and we are bad for knowing it because it harms evolution and Jewish control.

He didn't. Dinosaurs are a mythological creation of humans.

here's video proof, the Japanese videoed one

Plex with the link? I love this stuff.
I like your theory about old sharks. Maybe, maybe.

It's a giant seahorse, bro. Maybe.

I mean maybe, I don't know if it even has a head. I've never seen it. It's something. It's not gas bubbles or magma displacement or whales humping. You could drop the biggest whale you could find from a mile high into the bay and it wouldn't make waves a fiftieth as big as the waves this mystery behemoth creates.

On the third day god made the Remington bolt action rifle so man could hunt the dinosaurs and the homo sexuals

Got another idea. Maybe the inner-Earth people's opened a door. Really. If there's a passageway that opens, yeah, you'd get that displacement easily.

UFO GOD

It's an older YT video. You can tell.

youtube.com/watch?v=HSs4TM-ke8k

OH THIS ONE. Yeah it's proven. They live. Another reason why I don't go into the sea unless it's on a large boat in calm seas....near shore I can see.
That guy may be as old as Jesus.

Beta test

That's what you're programed to think

Yeah this one was on the History Channel and shit too. Logically it makes sense that sharks can become megasharks - they never seem to die of old age, don't get cancer, etc. Maybe that's all they are, just exceptional lunkers of a variety of species.

They used to pull up 1500+ pound tuna all day until after WWII when fishing really became industrialized, they gradually ran almost completely out of those huge fish, which could also hurt the population of these likely already extra-rare enormous beasts.

Why are Eastern Europeans so eager to see black dick?

It doesn't, the guy who invented it has proved it personally.

please dont tell me you are a nigger. I will not handle it

What if dinos survived and became highly intelligent creatures?
They might be the "reptilians" people keep talking about. Maybe they retired to live underground due to the athmosphere becoming too toxic after the meteror hit.

they never seem to die of old age, don't get cancer, etc. Maybe that's all they are, just exceptional lunkers of a variety of species.

I think it's a real strong possibility.

"The Greatest Generation" overfished

Not a Boomer, but Boomers take way too much flak for what their parents did.

Because he was a kid when he created them, he wanted to see monsters fight. Very childish.

Same thing happened in the woods. In 1800 you could find grizzly bears clear over to Kentucky. But as we tamed and conquered the land these large beasts became much more rare. We can't see in the ocean so we have no idea what damage we may have caused. I'm not against responsible whaling but what if the whaling ORGY eliminated a good chunk of other large beasts which were above them in the food chain? We know such beasts existed and there are stories and even purported photos of them. Heck National Geographic published photos of the Loch Ness Monster and people still poo poo that to this day. Sightings petered out but with the dams they installed the salmon migrations pretty much dwindled and maybe it's the same story.

ancient beast dies of a broken heart and starvation, last of its kind

There’s remains of antediluvian civilization in tombs at the bottom of the grand canyon kept off limits to the public by the government via the smithsonian

Why did man create God?

nah they are just gods abomination.

I know where there are such things myself, just west of Clark, Wyoming. They found all kinds of stuff up there in the 1900s. Some people died of some mystery disease after looting some tombs and the government stepped in and cleaned it out and sealed 'em off.

I'm not against responsible whaling but what if the whaling ORGY eliminated a good chunk of other large beasts which were above them in the food chain?

Makes sense. Personally I think whaling is wrong, but what can I do?

>ancient beast dies of a broken heart and starvation, last of its kind

Feel better because there's no way that's happening. For us to even see one, there has to be others. Hopefully. As for Nessie(s) I think they are a form or plesiosaur that travels through deep channels from the sea. That lake is DEEP.
The grizzlies though? I'm ok with them being more rare.

What are dragons

How do you fail this hard

He was playing sandbox mode before starting career mode.

dinos arent real

Btw this reminds me of the youtube/x/ anon a few years ago who found a shark in a lake. Famous lake too, but the name is escaping me right now.
He found the shark with a submersible. Then something weird happened to him and he stopped updating and even deleted many videos.

The earth absolutely expanded, the rate of expansion estimates in mainstream scientism are totally wrong and the effects of rapid time and space dilation aren’t fully explained in their models

Personally I think whaling is wrong, but what can I do?

I feel for the big critters but if done sustainably it's no worse than pigs which are as smart as many adults who can drive in this country.

Feel better because there's no way that's happening. For us to even see one, there has to be others. Hopefully. As for Nessie(s) I think they are a form or plesiosaur that travels through deep channels from the sea. That lake is DEEP.

Oh maybe and there might be channels to the sea still as you say. I hope she made it! Wouldn't want to see one while fishing though.

The grizzlies though? I'm ok with them being more rare.

Yeah me too. I've seen many, I go to Yellowstone every year. They are cool at a distance. Out here we have lots of black bears and they get pretty big but nobody EVER sees them, they're pretty difficult even to hunt. They are hazed well.

They could be part demon critters like when the fallen angels fucked everything raw and birthed beasts as we learn in Enoch.

nature wanted to experiment with megafauna at the time

So he could watch dino fights for a bit without worrying about keeping the humans safe. WWE SUPERSLAM

Back to the Loch with you, Nessie.

This. Also the radiation might have boosted their evolution

Remember this convo, anon, maybe someday we'll meet up with other like-minded anons and just chill out and tell stories 'round the campfire.
Had to say. I never say that kind of thing here, but this convo is better than the rest. No homo.

Oh maybe and there might be channels to the sea still as you say. I hope she made it! Wouldn't want to see one while fishing though.

Sightings are still coming in! They can't ALL be lying.

imagine being a giant mosquito on the tree for that. pure kino

I'm surprised the jannies didn't delete the thread already kek.

Bones discovered in like 18th century

Alive around millions of years ago yet nothing found until then

Artist interpretations

Castings in museums and no full dino even in storage

Sell for millions at auction

and you believe in them why?

Don't summon them! Think red meat thoughts. Think marriage with women and having a family.
Ah now they're banished.

More like a 6' turkey.

Rumor has it Putin eats mammoth meat all the time.

for us to have motor oil

This
He was just havin fun before he got around to creating humans and faggots (like OP)

Bear commanders deserve as such

Greatest schizo post I have seen

I had a thought on the T-Rex and meat. They say it was partly a scavenger. What did it scavenge upon? Just random dead dinos? I don't know. If we are going with the giant critters from before the flood, maybe once they all died and were IN THE EARTH there were just giant piles of steaming reeking meat everywhere and these dinos had a population outburst simply because they could just get free food like an herbivore? T-Rex isn't even designed for taking apart animals. It seems to be a relatively weak runner too. It seems custom evolved to just bending over and eating free meat right off the ground. How can any amount of these beasts be sustained? Free huge gobs of half rotten Leviathan meat.

Probably herbivore explosion also happened as vegetation grew rapidly with all the phosphorus and nitrogen fertilizing the muck too. And the big sauropods they now say probably couldn't even really walk outside the swamps. The mucky swamps full of vegetation and under the mats of dead material, giant creatures bodies oozing the life sustaining nutrients and maybe twitching back to half-life every so often. You could make a pretty bitchin movie about time traveling back to such an era. It would make the Redditors seethe too.

giant critters from before the flood, maybe once they all died and were IN THE EARTH there were just giant piles of steaming reeking meat everywhere and these dinos had a population outburst simply because they could just get free food like an herbivore?

That makes so much sense, anon. I like it.

T-Rex isn't even designed for taking apart animals. It seems to be a relatively weak runner too.

They look like giant chickens. lol

The mucky swamps full of vegetation and under the mats of dead material, giant creatures bodies oozing the life sustaining nutrients and maybe twitching back to half-life every so often. You could make a pretty bitchin movie about time traveling back to such an era. It would make the Redditors seethe too.

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There's some AIs that might help you bring that movie to life. I bet you'd get lots of attention.

That makes so much sense, anon. I like it.

Just spitballing within the realm of a young earth creationism frame of view.

They look like giant chickens. lol

They are stupidly under-designed for anything other than plodding along, bending over and counter-balancing with their tails, and eating free Prime grade choice aged Leviathan meat.

There's some AIs that might help you bring that movie to life. I bet you'd get lots of attention.

Kek I dislike AI but it could be hilarious.

This one also is good contender

Dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets of course. Silly question

Have you read your Bible? God clearly has establishes linear time, and is therefore within it

This

mythological creation of humans.

yeh you've been suffering for 80 years from one of those

be God

make stuff

o that’s cool

make more stuff for stuff within stuff of stuff for more stuff

hmm is there any meaning to this?

need a third independent opinion

basically a organic ai that can think for itself

Adam and eve scenario

they’re ready

release them into the stuff I mean universe

watch the show and adjust how to be a good and wise God based on their findings

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