I apply for jobs and never hear back from them
Nigga LIE ON YOUR RESUME
I apply again and don’t get anything
BECAUSE YOU DIDNT LIE ON YOUR RESUME
I call people
Fucking stop
3 different temp agencies
NIGGA LIE ON YOUR RESUME
I’ll make it easy for you faggot
4 year degree from GCU in business administration
You can literally download a degree off the internet
3 years experience handling cash as a bar tender in college
You worked under the table. No they won’t check.
2 years making outbound calls at Channel Solutions with a focus on customer care and an “intense” sales driven atmosphere where you always exceeded goals
When they ask say you left because you weren’t “morally aligned with their mission any longer” and if they ask say some new shady sales practices were being instituted that you felt uncomfortable with. If they ask you to elaborate say they were targeting vulnerable individuals.
Congrats. Wells Fargo will hire you as a basic bitch banker.