/OPL/ ON PATROL LIVE Tashawnquadiika EDITION

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ON PATROL: FIRST SHIFT STARTS AT 8 PM ET FRI/SAT

Where the fuck is LIVE PD?

GEORGE FLOYD TOOK THIS BIRTHRIGHT FROM YOUR PEOPLE. IT VALIANTLY RETURNS AS ON PATROL TO AWAKE THE MASSES TO THE NIGGER MENACE

Hurr Durr it's not actually live

THERE CAN ONLY BE SO MANY TELEVISED MONKEY OUTBREAKS BEFORE PEOPLE WAKE UP.

Why is this on Anon Babble?

LAW ENFORCEMENT IS THE MUSCLE BEHIND POLITICS.
YOU'RE GODDAMNED RIGHT THIS IS RELEVANT.

What Channel?

REELZ - STREAMS BELOW IF YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHO WOULD PAY FOR CABLE

Goddamn. Trump is right trying to cut China off at the knees around the world in Canada, Greenland, Panama, and the US etc. China is bad for business and so pig headed jew sneaky and stubborn they deserve it. I hope China implodes immediately. Those small dick chinks are filthy fucking bug eye communist faggots. They deserve everything they have coming to them.

WE WUZ INNOCENT PRISONERS N SHEIT

Fuck niggers

They didn't take enough programs

The worker accomplice who facilitated their escape should get life in prison, no parole

I can't believe Dan is showing these guys on the fif anniversary of St..Floyd's death.

Thats the part that makes the least sense. What does the janitor get out of helping murderers escape from prison?

HAH, glad my joke name for that nigger got a mention.

why wasnt it black & missing that did the segment?

we live in an era where judges help criminals escape, they'll get nothing

Fun fact: One of the inmates got caught because he went on a bender and was found passed out on a park bench by nearby cops who thought he was just a tweaker.

Prison employees and guards are some of the most uneducated and crooked pieces of shit.
They're the ones that smuggle shit like drugs and phones in.
What's even more wild is most of these prisons employee women in men's prisons.

altima involved in a shooting

shocking. i hate that nissan became a negro brand but they shit the bed when they went half french anyways

What does the janitor get out of helping murderers escape from prison?

Apparently he claimed that the inmates threatened to shank him if he didn't cooperate
I think that's bullshit, and he helped them because, well...

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we live in an era where judges help criminals escape, they'll get nothing

I hate how right you are

He elected to commit a felony instead of letting a supervisor know he was beinng violently threatened.

Are some brains just... non functioning other than basic survival of getting food daily and breathing?

Hey gang! Been a long time since I’ve tuned in for a show! Hey does anyone know if anything happened to the retarded cop from Nye county over a year ago who ran up on the homeowner & swung him through the window at the front of his house for no reason then literally blamed the homeowner. I always wonder what happened to that asshole

Snitches get stitches.

I pass by a prison regularly that has a light board advertising jobs started at 90k. Between the incarcerated and your fellow guards, i don’t think that’s enough. I’d go insane.

He's full of shit.
Most prisons have surveillance and try to not let non-guard staff be around inmates alone.

What am I looking at?

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these are gays arent they?

guinea pig

the things this poor dgo has seen in the company of these two zesty-ass fudgepackers

these are gays arent they?

Sure looks like it, yeah

Thank you

And those surveillance systems are always operational and monitored.

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thought for sure he was going to run

Except for that one time KEK

I'm too sleepy and there's barely any show left, see you gays tomorrow

dgo

what

Seriously, I expected a foot chase 100% when this clip started
But fuck, even the pre-recorded Vegas segments are boring

she accused him of fucking her gay friend

The bussy was too much to resist

niggas be gay

Hey /OPL/ Tashawnquadiika Edition enjoyers !

A new pasta just droped on a flatearth questionning thread right there loool wild
Imagine if Cops/Enforcement Agencies weren't able to communicate over radio signals (sigh)

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Is that fucking astroturf?

what a shit segment. tonight is exceptionally bad all around

Was this before or after he was teaching at Dalton School?

streets don't come with a pension

Neither do any other non government jobs.

Yo Esteban sucked him off better than she could
LOL

Goodnight. I think I m

I think she is lying. she is a whore. poor guy

Going to sleep too.

After.

Taking life advice from a gay nigger in cuffs
Nah no thanks

i don't even know who esteban is

shit i missed like half an hour

Has all this shit in the car

Gives consent to search

They're not sending their best

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From one gay to a pair of gays

i'm turning this off. i dont want to see faggots on my TV

Addiction is heeeelarious

You Amerisharts should know what it's like here since we are the hyper liberal society that is coming to a city near you.
I only know this from volunteering with old friends I know who run overdose clinics here on the street, I don't or have never done drugs except piles of LSD.
Heroin doesn't exist and even when it is prescribed (yes, legally here) junkies prefer to sell the heroin then buy Chink made synth opiates.
Crack doesn't exist either it's this shit called 'up' on the street which is what I would say is extremely dangerous super crack where the user goes absolutely bezerk and it's all made in a professional factory by chemists with PhDs and chemical engineers, this is not homemade.

They told me the only legit drug you can buy on the street these days is meth as 90% of meth is meth and not adulterated. This is only because white boys and bikers here are pros at making meth from scratch and it's flooded so still cheap but one day the chinks will flood their supermeth if the balance of power changes.
Anyway just so anons know there is literal and actual factories of chemistry wizards in Chinkland who can produce a supercrack like Alien Nation the movie and flood all our cities, we are flooded here crack doesn't exist anymore.

tldr 'harm reduction' doesn't work

tldr chinks make supercrack now and super fentanyl

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you could wath the ghost show, supposed to be on

girlfriend

Who do you think you are fooling, nigga

if people left their drugs home we wouldnt have 60% of the segments we do

The proper noun for a group of gays is a penisary. It’s a penisary of gays.

Look at that monkey paw hanging out the driver window.

its not that fucking hard to drive around with drugs. i did it for 20 years and never even spoke to a cop. you just need to drive a not piece of shit and make sure all the lights are functioning and obey the laws.

these are niggers though and they are incapable of driving without smoking weed though.

arrested next to kfc

He's likely bullshitting, but it's a plausable excuse, some inmates have dangerous connections and could easily threaten your family. I used to work construction and I've heard stories from guys that did work at a prison near me and there were guys in the 90s that quit after only a few days because they'd recieve a candid pic of a family member with demands written on the back for prison contraband.

Lifes a comedy.

THESE DOVE DEODORANT COMMERCIALS ARE GIVING ME A NEW FETISH GYAT DAYUM.

i'm in to yoga pants and creepshots so the dove deodorant commercial is perfect.

Is he actually a janitor because every prison usually has inmates do janny stuff.

I remember a law and order like this.

why risk it though? i have a weed card and purchasing it (legally) is the only time its in my car

For what sweaty slampigs?

i avoided it at all costs but sometimes you have to. i live in a legal state but i wont get a card because i own guns.

yoga pants

Those yoga pants with the texture pattern should be illegal. Extremely tempting to want to feel them up when they wear them.

lol dumbass looking at the cops instead of the road

All of the above, including armpits.

finally something interesting with 10 mins and 3 commercial breaks left

inb4 drunk mexican

Oh shit, live accident for a rubber-necker

HYOLYU FUCKING SHIT SOMETHING FINALLY HAPPENED

Thank you webm anon!

Those niggers just got off they were about to give that cop a hard time and end up in cuffs

100% a drunk mexican in the car that got hit

He'a fleeing because he knows his car is low on blinker fluid.

based hit and run investigation, that's how you win over the public

i bought my wife a pair of lululemons like that. i like alphalete leggings too, will prob buy her some of those.

Kek, who just drives off when they get rear-ended?

Just need to zoom and enhance to get the plate number

no insurance, no english, but dos cervezas

Someone with something to hide

even when i lived somewhere it was illegal, it was as simple as:

drive carefully to get weed.

drive carefully back to my house with the weed.

it really takes a retard to do otherwise.

Crazy
we both know he's going to buy a brand new car in the next few weeks and totally fuck up his alibi tho

Especially in front of multiple clearly illuminated cop cars and a live camera crew.

dos cervezas

seis cervezas. at least. and that's just to get good enough to drive home and drink 18 more

Extremist taliban sympathizer resisting arrest

youtube.com/watch?v=pOmqWNe9DrQ

We cant tolerate extremist arabs in America.

A white guy with a black guy is so suspicious

Sir you are supposed to black out all your windows, have outstanding warrants, have no insurance or license, be smoking nonstop then do a u-turn in the most public area of downtown and start screeching how the arrest is invalid.

Don't forget to blast rap too

what about the dog though it knows everything

How do I watch along? I don't want to pay for anything.

That dog has seen some shit it's got that 1000 yard stare

plus a small dog

gay time

Both those guys have too much sugar in their tank.

thetvapp dot to Then search Reelz

its over but look for sh24s
the stream link for vlc bcolive

we all pay $8 for peacock in here.

you're about 3 hours late, but check back tomorrow

theres a tvapp link in the last thread, and a vlc link floating around somewhere. its almost over though (5 mins) but will repeat after this and be live again tomorrow at 9pm est (8pm for first shit updates). if you have vlc i recommend looking for that link

and also dive into your pockets the moment the police say don't reach for your pockets

I know it's hard, sometimes I talk in cursive

lmao

i like this cop because he clearly has nigger fatigue.

that was awesome

He says "I know listening is hard, sometimes I talk in cursive" to a nig

You can bet that joke went over his head.

he shouldn't have stopped

he should have stopped

See ya tomorrow night faggots.

They are ending with officer sexual harassment who tries to pick up every black chick

Alright, thank you. I'll try watching tomorrow.

Might replay the episode so I get a good nights sleep

reminder that your insurance rates go up if you get rear-ended

cops is on fox business

Those lady cops are just for show. Even the cam op is trying harder.

dan loves to start the show with a 5 minute running segment

here's a rare bryce for your troubles

running segment

that was more of a slow trotting segment but yeah

Hey /OPL/ Tashawnquadiika Edition enjoyers !

A new pasta just droped on a flatearth questionning thread right there loool wild
Imagine if Cops/Enforcement Agencies weren't able to communicate over radio signals (sigh)

Check this
Fuck that's rad

memeflag

gay aids take

every single time

We have socialized insurance meaning my provincial gov has a monopoly on all car insurance. If you get rear ended here same thing happens they fuck you over.
A new driver in my province has to pay like $1k per month to drive because of bernie sanders tier insurance due to them being in the highest risk group for accidents.

A BUB GUMMA DO DAD