Kraut/pol/ – no breamte edition

talk German politics

also, I decided against becoming a teacher, finally.

old

o/

kek

kraut pols are the weirdest threads on this website, half of them arent even german but schizo turks, thats why theyre all namefagging and talking about the most random bullshit compared to bong pols or the like

I decided against becoming a teacher

that's because you're not allowed to come closer than 500 meters to a school

Why are AfD voters statistically less educated, thus dumber, than voters of other parties?

Sind Krautpol sprecht nicht Deutch... .

ib4 gsl

what do you call these in german again? oh igel
based herr igel

don't give him milk, you should enver give them milk. they get parasites and die then so is the saying here though, dunno if real... but you are not supposed to not give them milk

why are green voters so highly educated? uh

Last time I read through it some American was doxed as a homosexual

that's false, I am not allowed to come closer than 500 meters to a chess club

warum? aus Deutch bitte

a chess club? why?

I decided against becoming a teacher, finally

thank you

coz her daughter plays in one

So was the hamburg stabber brown again this time?

how old is she maybe you'll get a second chance in a couple of years

like 9 to 11 i think, dont have time to think about it

this.it's a weird ass cringelord circlejerk by a bunch of talahonks.

i have seen that 'upset triforce' occasionally, what does it mean?

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so there aren't chess clubs for adult people's or is this to challenging for you?

he cornered the Queen

That's why.

es hat sich ausgedeutscht, which is based tobeehonest

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ja

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kek

speak german, you don't need cod oil.. I will fucking stick cod oil up your arse so you can poast here

The absolute state of wagies

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German is verboten here. Saying moin is fine though.

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imagine my surprise.

Hey krautbros I need updates on the most recent stabbing, specifically about the victims. Did the white lady stab white guys or went for immigrants? This is very important for me to know.

Just heard the radio about the stabbing, they literal said:
"Even though the station is a weapon forbidden zone, it didnt stop the attacker"

Are they for real?

Hau ab, Fascho.

Experts are baffled

Kek

I will, just as soon as I get this piece of information.

centrists like a different democracy

that is extremist thinking

Alright Kraus bros, I’ve been listening to Rammstein a lot lately and have been using google translate to figure out what the fuck they’re saying, and I think I can string together a sentence now with the few words I know.

Guten morgen, mein Deutsch Freunde. Heil Hitler. Wunderbar.

schweiz natürlich nazihochburg

beißt herzhaft in die pervitintoblerone

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nooo you can't build a functional high trust society you have to stay broke and get stabbed by muzzies you fucking facists!!!!1

They are, in-fact, for real. The same retardation exists in America. “But the gun-free-zone sign didn’t stop the shooter!”

Also

”german woman stabbed 17…”

Kek. Right. Was this little blonde Erika?

grundgesetzextremismus bedroht unsere demokratie

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Seems to be random. She was also already known to mental health institutions for several treatments.

She does dress like a druggie or a Nazi chick though.

but you are not supposed to not give them milk

Yes, hedgehogs are lactose intolerant. It will cause them diarrhea which will kill them by dehydratation.

The women were Lebanese btw

Guten morgen, mein Deutsch Freunde.

Guten Morgen, meine deutschen Freunde.

morgen = tomorrow
Morgen = morning

pervitintoblerone

Hehe

Direct democracy didn't protect them from fake refugees and hostile immigrants though.

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need some erotic deep fakes of her

Apparently they cashed in some zoomers creating a radical right wing group attacking rapefugee centers, some of them being 17yo

Zoomers are based? Theres hope

Guten Morgen, meine deutschen Freunde.

No German would call strangers „meine Freunde“, unless mentally ill or heavily intoxicated.

I do.

[X] mentally ill

[ ] heavily intoxicated

heavily intoxicated here. what substance you ask? I'm high on friendship

Only Pervitin is Anon Babbleapproved.

he cute

I saw that one of the victims was a black male in a baseball cap, that's why I'm curious.

black male mentioned

gets curious

every time

black male mentioned

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kek

pic

The German lexicon is not large enough to express in words my visceral love for Ethnic Deutsche women in this political climate.

deutsche is not a noun in this sentence.

where would "deutsch" be a noun in a sentence

Die Deutsche (the german - fem.)
Der Deutsche (the german - masc.)
Die Deutschen (the germans - plr.)
Das Deutschsein (the germanness - the german being - noma abstractum)
Des Deutschen... (the german's...)

where is "deutsch" be a verb

Der deutsche Mann (the german man)
Die deutsche Frau (the german woman)
Die deutsche Sprache (the german language)
Das deutsche Buch (the german book)

if you describe a noun and its quality is "deutsch", it is a verb, if you describe something solely by its germanness its usually a person of german descent.

Sütti and his gimp spotted in the philipines

The walls are closing in on Dago. Is he ready for this? Don't think so.

Talk German politics. Niggers! *kicher*

She is so dark she is almost a nigger.

I watched right now. I accidentally clicked on a video of Spiegel TV talking about a rich neighborhood in Hamburg who resists building a refugee settlement in their neighborhood.
The comments are full of peoppe complaining about migrant crime or calling the rich people hypocrites for voting for leftist policies but refusing the refugees in their own neighborhood but also leftards calling for expropriating the richfolk there or talking about how bad it is that many people have no "empathy" for these "poor refugees" or claiming that they have a refugee settlement in their neighborhood but no one has a problem with the refugees there.
I somstimes wonder if these peoppe are bots or really that deranged.

*I watched youtube right now

such a beautiful language

glazing niggers isn't what they're in it for, that's just for optics. richoids support the left to protect their status by endorsing policies that suppress new competition, entrench social hierarchies, and maintain control under the guise of progressivism

It is "auf Deutsch, bitte", small and basic mistake

Wrong that's social jo they do jot hegelian everything you said is debunked social jirschiees that's all horseshit that's not doing what we support you asking up inbred child shot that's 4 trillion in failure

what it feels like to read a mutt post

The Jewish cock sucking in "conservative" newspapers such as Welt, nzz or cicero is one of the most disgusting things I have ever seen. The lack of self-respect to simp for Jews this hard is baffling.