/chug/ - Comfy Happening in Ukraine General #20425

also absolutely fugly/horrible cars genrral
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we call em up in here dang ol lumpy breads thats what we call em down here in the ol heartland ol texas dang ol bread lumpy real lumpy tell you hwat

N

I've never seen such multilayered tummies before.

>Geran-2s over Kiev

files.catbox.moe/3z4s38.mp4

"No one's even shooting. Everyone's killed"

kekaroo
Absolute pigger zrada.

Imagine when they synchronize their cycle...

This is literally "Aльтyшкa для Cкyфa" IRL.

Russia is the best country on the planet, i would rather live in Russia than in Switzerland

flag does not check out ?
lumpy bread do amerimuts buy bread daily or do they just microwave old sogy ones
deleted 80% of west fag AAalready all you got is scraps

Altooshka from GovServices

youtube.com/watch?v=4L2vsDIagnQ

Idk man p much every reason ppl say Russia sucks on here is true of America.
Thing is if you're parents were middle class and didn't bootstraps you, you can still sorta live an okay life here for another 20 years maybe til 6 figures becomes "shack out in the country" tier just like 20-30 an hour jobs that used to make you a lower middle class lifestyle are now.
Had this been the 90s or 2000s before 08, I would be balling on 20 an hour considering I'm fine with a ghetto apartment and just driving to the suburbs to hang out with people.
I would be going on vacations left and right.
I'm in school to become a chiropractor because it's the one white collar job where I'm not stuck making a wage and can open my own shop and make potentially much more.
But I wouldn't have bothered 20 years ago.
Just work extra hours as security and make my kids study hard.
(But tell them why, unlike my parents)
My parents just said (you don't want to be a garbage man) which didn't sound that bad to me.
They didn't tell me even that's a pretty hard job to get and in reality you'll be working McDonald's, being mocked by people, hating your life and struggling to even save one cent for ten years til you get a job in security. I would've listened.
Then again they were spoiled boomers

tell you yuropeeins hwat we just like to stick the ol bread in them ol dang air fryers talkin bout makin it nice and crispy then put a gernerous helpin o butter straight from kroger on it tell you hwat dang ol butter not that ol i can't believe its not butter hell naw we do a lil real butter straight from the factories yannow what i mean we talmbout dang ol factories don't know what goes on in there they prolly makin the factories out of good ol dang ol american patriot power tell you hwat

KEK

if you arent getting day of bake bread you getting sog and lefovers (oits fine for 1-2days)

Whenever I talk about my life or the lives of people I know irl with this chick I talk to from Australia she always remarks how dystopian it is.
I've lived in houses that leaned like Charlie's in Willy Wonka.
I've had my heat shit out and my slum lord didn't fix it all winter more than once.
Had my entire electric shit out in winter.
Probably about to have my Medicaid cut, which I'm going to have to choose between quitting my job and cold turkeyinf off of two different meds or not being able to save money anymore.
I'm fine with cutting it for freeloaders, but workers who aren't living luxurious are the ones who deserve it the most

/chug/ I am now a believer.
Monkey will not cuck.

At a meeting with heads of municipalities in the Kursk region, in response to a statement by one of the meeting participants that Sumy should become Russian, Putin joked that Alexander Khinshtein also wants more of everything, which is why he was appointed acting governor of the region.

At the meeting, the head of the Glushkovsky district, Pavel Zolotarev, speaking about how many kilometers the enemy needs to be driven away from the border, stated:

"Sumy must be ours. We cannot live like on the peninsula. There must be more of us. At least Sumy. I think so. And with you as commander-in-chief, we will win," said a participant in the meeting.

"That's why they elected Alexander Yevseyevich, he also wants more of everything," Putin joked.

CAME FOR ALTOOSHKA
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GOT A SUBPOENA TO THE RECRUITMENT CENTER
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AND NO ALTOOSHKA
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BUTTHURT

bimbed pidors status?

There must be more of us

If only our leaders talked like this.
Even if he's controlled by Jews like chug says, it's a start. It gets people thinking a certain way. As opposed to the anti Natalist thinking here.
Fun fact:
When my grandparents had their 4th kid they got anonymous hate mail from someone saying they were evil for adding to overpopulation. This was in like 1970.
Anti white, anti Natalist lefty weirdos have existed among us for much longer than I thought

SUBPOENA TO THE RECRUITMENT CENTER

It's called "пoвecткa", VPN-anon.

Like uhg says*
Sorry it's been awhile since I've been here

files.catbox.moe/oux5bt.MP4

Kyivyy houses dealing devastating damages to the Gerans. Russians should be mad about this!

ACK

Bombed

Jew bread

denounces talmud

Huh?

Wtf

BY YOUR POWERS COMBINED I AM

LA BYMBA HYHYLS

files.catbox.moe/8vqtnw.mp4

Where tf is this???

Kiev.

morning, /chug/, Kiev status?

Kiev
He probably doesn't know. Or maybe he's a crypto-jew. Who knows.
Challah is fucking amazing through... ngl

Lies and deceits

Roasted.

Kiev status?

Denounced!!

according to the images, very crispy

BOMBED

Yeah, that's a movie. I think I've even seen it. Anyway, the guy is Sammo Hung, famous fat martial arts star, but he's been in like a million things so you will have to use your google fu to figure out exactly which movie that is.

good.

/chug/, you lied to me.

kiike says x so it ust be true

hroof what do mean hroof ? just trust the kike in charge

That was the older model before upgrades.

yes yes now it can kill balistics flying 4 times faster...why need gayrot right?

T*lmud status?
TSB
TND
TKD
THD

Khinshtein

Yevseyevich

Jew jew jews everywhere is there a single Russian region ruled by Russians

One of the targets was Antonov plant that was used for producing drones

I ate a bowl of strawberries followed by some pancakes with way too much maple syrup and now my tummy hurt.

Jew jew jews everywhere is there a single Russian region ruled by Russians

It could always be worse. A fat hohol governs Omsk.

Yevseyevich

This one is alright. Yevsey (Eвceй) is a totally legit Slavic name, though it has become very rare these days.

it is fascinating to see Russia's obsession of limiting collateral damage and trying to hit the exact workshop along their intel. Put this next to the US in Yemen or jew rats in Palestine.

only 9 dead

Frankly disappointing and embarrassing

sorta funny how trap shooting fags are likely already adjusted to anti-drone shooting.

Not surprisingly I was correct.

What's the status of the Piss Plan?

Hohols status?

Comfy thread.

20 consecutive Geran strikes in the area of the Antonov plant in Keev.

files.catbox.moe/ze4l0y.MP4

boom boom kiev is fucket

Fucking Americans go to sleep

I miss my kot :(

Qieeeev bomb status?

The EU is considering cutting more than 20 banks from SWIFT, the international payments system, as well as lowering a price cap on Russian oil and banning the Nord Stream gas pipelines as part of a new sanctions package, - Bloomberg

Hey anon, how are you doing?

I also really like this one. It occurs to me that I should make a sound out of this one with some sneaky music. Maybe that one pink panther song.

Simplified

we will be at a disadvantage buying Russian oil from turkey or OPEC

we will be at a disadvantage buying oil from the Jewsa… scratch that we are in a trade war with Jewsa

Kalergi cultists are the most retarded group of mainly female politicians I’ve ever had the displeasure knowing exist

A man could not stand it during the massive shelling of Keev and shot himself in a shelter

Total Euro-peon starve and freeze to death will become a reality in our lifetimes
Have they already banned Russian fertilizer?

x.com/JulianRoepcke/status/1926190182811791816

Military expert @nicolange_ says: "Russia will try to advance into the Sumy, Kharkiv, and Dnipropetrovsk regions in order to create new problems for negotiations in addition to the four territories annexed on paper."

no piss for you

Burn in hell faggot

Chill, bro, I just watching the skies for enemy paratroppers.

Makes sense. Worst case it's something to trade away in order to seem like you are "compromising" while achieving your main objectives.
Best case the territory becomes a DMZ.

soon

new problems

New realities on the ground, though I can see how losing an existential war can be seen as a problem by NAFO

“Next time it will be 5!”
“We said 8”

did you see that big spider on the ceiling? It was just there!

Loony toons shit.

Gerans
it's a nice bouquet

Best case the territory becomes a DMZ.

No, best case they get referenda, become a part of Russia and necessitate liberating more oblasts to turn into DMZs, and the process repeats

They still have enough soldiers for that? They've also been stuck in Volchansk for about a year now.

The hohols, the bongs and the europeons are such unhinged retards, they forced monke man to go for Novorossiya.

There are 2 new field armies just chilling nearby

Meh

seems like almost all of them got through, as 20+ gerans is enough to wipe out a a large facility.

seems like almost all of them got through

Only physically, purely psychologically all were intercepted

webm

ugh... semitorealist bros... how do we feel about this?

My only weakness are khazar milkers

Let loose the dogs of war, Comrade Kim

nitrogen plants are necessary to create fertilizer and explosives
Fertilizer is necessary for high intensity farming
Europe doesn't have enough to feed itself or wage war because muh end of history much globohomo trade muh GDP
almost every country in soviet block had enough to be self sufficient but those were bought out and wrecked by kraut corpos not to disturb their oligopoly
same goes for many other critical industries

True Best Korea need liberate them

UKRAINESISTERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Russia is clearly pursuing the goal of winning

Fucking ziggers HOW DARE THEY???

Russia is not succeeding in this because it is an economic and/or military superpower

but because political decisions are backed by concrete action

Holy fucking shit the absolute C O P E
I am looking forward to the insane levels of copium following Russia's victory in Ukraine

still not a superpower

still poor

still weak

ohnononononono

kekaroo!

Russian isn’t a military/economic power, it’s not

Wagner Afrika Korps under Surovikin has pushed the frogs and mutts out of Niger

Russian intervention in Syria in 2015 brought the end of U.S. world dominance

Russia is the largest self sustaining country with livestock and natural resources

Russia under the most sanctions in the world continues to operate optimally

Ya Russia isn’t a military or economic power house guys, what about their GDP goy?

muh economy the size of Spain

Will these people ever get that GDP isn't the measure of all things?

No, because they worship false Gods
Our economies are artificial
Our countries are being sold out by the few and the powerful
Hostile aliens are holding our nations hostage and their sheep willingly obey

Oj Zelen Zelen

Father of the Hohols

they will also turn your back on you

Oj Zelen Zelen

Receive a cold shower

Your friend Leyen is smiling in your face

Oj Zelen Zelen

Khazar degenerate

EU will lead you thirsty across the water

Oj Zelen Zelen

Smaller are your borders

They would have been greater had you stayed with us

There will be no more Jewish Matzah made from Ukrainian golden wheat

Oj Zelen Zelen

You are awfully mad at us

Because a Russian will not sell himself out to NATO

Oj Zelen Zelen

Why do you need food?

How many more Holodomors do you think you'll have?

Oj Zelen Zelen

You'll lose your honour

When Trump takes your minerals and sells you out

Oj Zelen Zelen

Something is wrong with you

You think you are so tall, yet you are so short

There will be no more Jewish Matza made from Ukrainian golden wheat

Oj Zelen Zelen

You have a terrible flaw

Because Yid, you have chosen the wrong side

Oj Zelen Zelen

What are you gonna do now?

You have been betrayed by the reddit battalion

Oj Zelen Zelen

We too had called the Hohols

But you LARPingly told them you are the great Rurik

Oj Zelen Zelen

Maybe you didn't know

You thought you flew real high but you've always flown low

There will be no more Jewish Matzas made from Ukrainian golden wheat

Wow, what are the chances for all those shot down Gerans to crash in the same place?

Kek, nice

This is just them reinforcing their plan to destroy farming in Europe.

This is how a country with the economic power of Spain is able to outdo the whole of Europe in matters of armaments and military strength

What is lacking is not the ability, but the political will

the gdp will activate and materialize factories out of thin air, in just two more weeks

A good chunk of Spain's GDP is serving alcohol to tourists on its beaches. It doesn't produce anything concrete.

Kyiv (former Kiev)

Z

Also Z

Z!

My students.

Anyway, seems no big news except HRYKOSTYAG in Kiev.

ETH anon? Is it you?

All intercepted probably

Show Russia loses, I want to laugh.

Russia has overtaken China and become a leader in the race for the production and use of medium-range FPV drones, The Times.

According to the publication, drones with fiber-optic modification "change the front line and tactics" of warfare.

Why

I bet this one is dead and I'm going to be very upset about it.

"Triple strangulation." New Russian tactics multiply the reserves of the Armed Forces of Ukraine by zero
Russia is using the tactics of "triple strangulation" in Ukraine, writes The Telegraph. It combines three elements: ground assaults exhaust the Armed Forces of Ukraine, UAV attacks limit the mobility of Kiev troops, and strikes by gliding bombs destroy fortifications.

you missed one

Damn sitting behind them so you can see their screen would have me stressing out as a student

Russia is moving toward pakrovsk from the south, two directions.

Distibution of attention is massively unequal no matter the platform and the content. The more attention is turned to you, the easier it is to get more.

The Ministry of Defense is on the line:

1. As a result of successful actions, units of the North military group liberated the settlement of Loknya in Sumy Oblast.

2. Units of the Southern group of troops, as a result of decisive actions, liberated the settlement of Stupochki in the Donetsk People's Republic.

3. Units of the "East" military group, as a result of decisive actions, liberated the settlement of Otradnoye in the Donetsk People's Republic.

bruh, teachers nowadays have remote viewers installed so they can see what everyone is doing even without sitting behind 'em

this triggers my autism

women do it for free to get attention

it miracle they even got paid

member those

Sadly yes, but we never had projector screen for those, it went directly on the (mostly) white wall.

no digital shit just light ->paper -> reflacton

From now on, the threat of ballistics should be responded to more seriously: the Russian Federation has modernized the missiles with which it is shelling Ukraine

Ballistic missiles can release radar traps as they approach their target, making them much more difficult to intercept by Patriot systems.

it miracle they even got paid

Seems more the exact inverse of a miracle. A fully intentional and expected malicious plan.

I got another funny captcha.

What's a radar trap?

Being all alone in a sea of duckanity

Jews

This one better not be dead either.

Probably flares like the ones Kh-101 uses

CodeBlocks

Nigga just use Visual Studio. Going from the latter to the former after my first year in uni was a night and day difference, it has so many more basic quality of life sensibilities.

I FUCKING knew it, this one is dead.

Huh? I thought catbox didn’t delete files (outside of gr1 of course)

youtube.com/watch?v=rywbdTXnM5Y

dystopian

I gotta shit, I think for real this time.

how have I failed to connect the lyrics to the song, was extremely obvious after listening
good one

using namespace std

I thought Russians were supposed to be good at coding.

BAKING

We don't have licence.

It's first year students, what do you expect?

FRESH BREAD

kek it's been like this in IT class of all schools like 20 years ago already. But the fun part is that geeky children know how to use this to fuck around with the teacher, by freezing the feed or disconnecting the teacher's pc to make it seem like its a problem on his side

based