What's with the obsession with brain implants? First Elon and now Valve?
What's with the obsession with brain implants? First Elon and now Valve?
WE CAN CURE AUTISM
They must have been doing a bit of human testing these years
Best I can offer is Skyrim VR beamed directly into your head for $84.99
Do you think if everyone did this they would start blackmailing people when they think the word nigger? or any other not allowed thoughts? or do you think they would make the brain filter those words out at the kernel level? Will i get the steam summer sale uploaded to my brain?
its nice for disabled people, i guess. a fresh new market to expand into if you can get it to work, worth probably billions every year
I'm not mutilating my body unless you can simulate sexual intercourse with all senses.
Ngl if they manage to make brain implants that are safe and can also regulate mood that will infinitely improve society even if it's dystopian
Imagine being able to lower anxiety and stop anger at will
Imagine cyberniggers not acting like niggers
COVID was the self replicating Q AI and the vaxx helped deliver it.
over 70% of the worlds population has been inoculated with the [Q]uantum AI
13.4 billion doses administered
Now we just wait for them to roll out the new technohomo system and hook up all the cattle to it along with all the IoT devices before the inevitable.
Many of the unvaxxed will line up for the boosters once UBI and other benefits are announced.
The masses will also line up for any future brain implant augmentations.
this is about accessibility, the human-computer interface (mouse, keyboard, controller, brain chip). a gaming company (valve) has the experience in it so this could work.
think more moving the cursor over your screen and less brainwashing people.
Gow about they start using their money and experience to stop making dogshit games.
Typical Goyman
Based
The dream of every dysgenic transhumanist freak
They literally only make games when they can break ground. HL1 was groundbreaking for FPS. HL2 was groundbreaking for physics. HL Alyx was the first proper VR game.
What's with the obsession with brain implants?
cure paralysis
cure blindness
Valve want it because that's the only realistic path toward deep-dive-style virtual reality.
Kikes want it because:
mossad will be able to fry your brain at will
they will be able to pump ads and propaganda were you can't turn it off
it's a deep prosthetic, meaning you will be forever bound to the medical industry for maintenance afterward
WE CAN CURE AUTISM
They're just going to subvert people's thoughts with A.I. and then claim those thoughts as the person's thoughts.
This will end up like more of a body snatching scenario than a helping disabled people scenario. Expect people to get these implants either to sign contracts, pay off debts, or be court ordered by the state. They're just looking to have more control over people, not give disabled people more control over themselves.
Today warfare has been altered with aerial drones. Tomorrow it will be altered with soldiers who's neural implants give them no bodily autonomy. Just human meat controlled by a chip with the person's consciousness locked inside unable to influence its actions but able to see and feel everything.
multiple
just say two, we all know Gaben is allergic to three
*cough* Artifact *cough*
Ever since having neuralink installed, Nigtimus Nuffins has been continuously hearing the n-word being repeated in his head. Experts say there is no logical explanation.
Transmit it.
BRAIN IMPLANTS =THE CESSATION OF EVOLUTION = BRIANDEAD GOLEMS = ETERNAL SLAVES
that's basically what they want
Expect people to get these implants either to sign contracts, pay off debts
why would you want to have sex with all your senseis? surely just make them fight each other to choose the best suitor.
you're welcome!
yeah if the implant lobotomises people like you and prevents you from ever using the Internet again, it'll be worth it.
definitely volunteer for some medical trials, enjoy
Imagine wishing every time your ghrelin starts increasing some shitty bits of plastic and metal in your noggin triggered pic related in your visual cortex?
in the IGN interview he mentioned that walking into a cold environment in-game could make you cold in real life
I wonder if you get shot in-game Gabe Newell actually snipes you through the window in real life
I can do it for less than the cost of all competitors.
the US economy is crashing in real time so wall street investors are willing to take extreme risks on future tech right now - this is what is driving the "OMG AI IS GONNA SAVE US" because every other USA industry is failing and not a good investment anymore
shrink pills regulate mood - how is that going? Fucking JEW
i would trust gaben over musk, tbqh
if Gabe dies I'm going to lose all my games. I haven't had a physical copy of anything in over 10 years. Why didn't any of you faggots warn me about this
It'll end up like that black mirror episode where it starts out good but then the ratchet up the payments to new tiers
The valve cult will pretend brain chips are based and redpilled now.
Fix fucking VAC first god damn it!
Your brain does these things for a reason. If you go fucking around with it you're just going to damage your brain.
Also
we don't want to make an intrusive anticheat
Brain implants are a ok
Gaben doesn't need to hear all this, he's a highly trained professional.
yea... about that...
“The solution that seems the best one is to have an A.I. layer (on your brain), that can work well and symbiotically with you,” Musk said during a live interview at Code Conference. “Just as your cortex works symbiotically with your limbic system, your third digital layer could work symbiotically with you.” inverse.com
@elonmusk
Creating a neural lace is the thing that really matters for humanity to achieve symbiosis with machines
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"We're building a general purpose modem for the brain," he says. "The hardware doesn't cost that much, the cost is all the research time and the surgeon's time." inknowvation.com
“Even in a benign AI scenario we will be left behind,” he said. “With a high-bandwidth brain-machine interface, we can actually go along for the ride. We can have the option of merging with AI.” wired.com
Tech and tech adjacent billionaires are obsessed with their death and how to overcome it. This is merely a step forward "uploading your consciousness somwhere".
get brain implant
live fine with it for a year
implant suddenly explodes during busy freeway traffic drive
cause horrific accident that takes multiple lives
the company that manufactures and sells brain implants gets away with fines despite causing many deaths
They haven't solved the corrosion problem. CSF is quite saline.
Sounds like something out of a 1950s pulp novel.
Kek
I wouldn't have my skull drilled even if they paid a lot.
Instead of making half life 3 they make brain implants kek
The GabeNchip reads my thoughts that I want to buy a game that just came out
three picoseconds later my bank account is empty
You guys know about ghrelin here huh
That sounds pretty dystopian, so much so that it might even be real one day.
This is merely a step forward "uploading your consciousness somwhere"
GAYBEN
I want one for sissy hypno and stepfordization fetish
current EEG bci's do something like this and don't even need you to be bald.
Are they good for sissy hypno and conditioning?
For Elon I imagine it's about making humanity "better".
For Gabe I imagine it's so you can install steam to your brain and buy games you're not going to play.
Glowniggers and oligarchs love it .
They can beam propaganda or ads directly into your brain and you can't resist it.
that tv show severance is predictive programming like utopia was.
missed opportunity to be installing a valve
kojimbo just keeps being right and i dont understand how
also i'm mad about it because i want to do it too
I’ll leave this here
Real talk, are ANY of you getting this shit when (((they))) roll it out in the coming years?
Why would Valve want that?
What is Gabe's malfunction?
I wouldn't play hl3 now even if it was "perfect" and he's paid me to pay it.
It should have been released 15 years ago. He's single handedly destroyed the series. I don't play videogames at all these days and most half-life fans have also either moved on or literally died
You wont be able to think unapproved thoughts. That's the end goal
look, i'm just not gonna put it in my brain (the implant)
uhhhhhhhh, i know, i know
but i'm just not gonna
t. Never read a bible
You really ought to keyword search "mark of the beast" and understand all the implications thereof when combined with ai: the beast that is and is not and yet is from revelation and daniel
Once society reaches an infraatructure prerequisite, we will see an economic singularity
protip; youre already seeing it with the internet of bodies infrastructure, funvaxx was just that during the scamdemic
protip; we have the techbology, patents, journals, publications, and open source information all pointing towards the trend
There are no coincidences
Oh by the way, all these recent years advancements in ai? To the poibt you get photorealism in 5 ssconds complete with an audio package?
Yeah all part of the problem reaction solution railroading towards biometric digital identity and that in and of itself is wholly a precursor towards facilitating and adopting the mark of the beast system
Picrel, you live in prophecy land where Jesus is Real, its the euphrates river drying
Demonic
We're all gonna have to get it.
i unironically want a brain chip but i only want to connect to people that i want without jew meddling.
You'll get skyrim and you'll be happy.
ai is the beast that is and is not and yet is from revelation and daniel
speaking of daniel, the writing is on the wall
out in the open, hidden in plain sight: luciferian agendas from the top down
Once one understands the implications of this claim of having augmented 3rd layer consciousness with ai governance, what difference does it make? In times past the cultures would speculate and justify their mystic conditions with stories and legends to the allegory of natural phenomenon
Nowadays being so secular and disconnected from the grounded source of our spiritual man, we invent the same demons and devils to possess us because in likewise manner nobody retained the lesson of dont trust things that ate inherently trying to exploit you
One day, all of the anons and glowniggers itt will have to account to God their decisions and actions and thoughts and words
If you take the mark of the beast, youre automatically damning yourself with these fleshly dependences: confined to a world you hate and then some because you could not see past the veil of corruption and the flesh
It's the mark of the Beast. You won't feel much of anything. No highs/lows and easy to control.
splitting up hardware components makes computing more efficient
How was this not understood in the first place? Even some 12 year old can conceptualize why a computer would need discrete graphics or upgradable RAM
I can't wait until we can just shed these meat puppets entirely. Christards can rot and die in their corpses if they like.
It's not at that level yet. That would require a very deep understanding of the brain structure. At its current level it can interpret the electric signals from your brain and then output it as a specific signal for a program to execute.
want to move right hand
think about moving right hand
brain sends signal to arm
we know that the brain is sending signals here
we know what this nerve pathway is used for
we study what each signal pattern is trying to achieve
program each pattern to activate a certain command
open finger 1
rotate wrist 30° clockwise
Etc, etc
Thought police brain implants would require a full codex of brain neurons. It took several years to map a fly brain, which has ~100,000 neurons. Humans have ~100 billion. I guarantee you, even the black projects with ayylien ships traveling outside the solar system haven't achieved this yet. How do I know? Because if they did, they would be able to mind control you. Aliens can btw
Gabe has enough neetbucks that he could be cloning IRL sexy catgirls now. But he isn't. Because he wants us to be able to delete them at will as well.
Blessed Gaben
They're just going to subvert people's thoughts with A.I. and then claim those thoughts as the person's thoughts.
and them they will jail people who have "antisemitic" thoughts.
See black teenager being loud
thinking...Ni...
BZZZZT
Thought Crime detected. Electric shock implemented.
BZZZT
He just wants to put a DRM on your soul.
I saw google fully mapped a mouse brain using AI recently.
Instead of making half life 3 they make brain implants kek
but if you follow the half-life 1 and 2 stories.
you will know that the next step would be brain implants.
i am not joking.
half-life 1 discovers ayys and cause a war with them
half-life 2 make peace with good ayys and develop advanced technologies, but have a human civil war because of oligarchy humans.
half-life 3 will use brainimplants so that humans can fight/understand in the next-dimension world.because humans cannot understand next-dimension rules if they are in 3d dimension.
I read it, that's why I think Christkikery is retarded.
Revelations is a schizophrenic fever dreams. So when is the many headed beast gonna come out the sea? Or is that a metaphor for basically anything? It has nothing to do with what Jesus did and makes no sense other than what people project on to it.
its le scary because I dont understand it
Many such cases.
There's another matter to consider.
Elon's Neuralink will NEVER be open-source or free or both.
This will be.
That doesn't make it a bright idea to take these chips either.
I denounce the Beast.
The thing about FOSS brain interfaces however is that you can get direct control over the information coming in and going out, which Neuralink per design will not give you.
Because Jews aren't creative.
Their plans were devised by other people, and Kojimbo heard them from the same people the Jews got it all from.
imagine trusting the guy who makes billions off cs and can't implement an anticheat on it, you think his chip is gonna be hack proof? hahahaha
Revelation isn't Christ kikery.
The Council of Nicaea never saw it.
Revelation was added ages later from the apocrypha.
Wanna know what's so foolishly ironic about it?
Their bodies will die anyway.
With that, their actual consciousness dies, because they're nothing but golem. Fleshy automatons that don't have a pilot/driver.
What's been uploaded into the cloud computers, is a copy of their brain patterns. Just a copy. Those patterns cannot create, they cannot destroy, they can't do anything and they won't live.
They'll be nothing but a folder in a big AI database, and their individuality will be completely erased.
In other words, they're not going to live forever. They're going to be the digital equivalent of a book in the library and a vegetable patient put together.
You can take that copy and upload it to a robot. They won't be the robot. It's not like SOMA where that can happen.
What is like SOMA however, is what happens with the real them once they're uploaded. They will be killed to ensure that they don't realise they're not actually in the system.
I was interested, so I took a look
The map details the form, function and activity of 84,000 neurons, branched structures that fire off messages down a long arm, called an axon, and then through more than 500 million synapses, as well as 200,000 brain cells.
This was 1 cubic millimeter of brain tissue, not the full brain, which has ~70-200 million neurons
edition.cnn.com
Ai will definitely speed this up, but it's still a long time away. This century most likely, if the black project tech I assume exists does, infact, actually exist
Your steam account will be locked out for 2 weeks whenever you even think the word nigger in your head.
Even an 100 amino acid protein full properties is computationally more complex than the whole worlds computing power. The electrons when in a multi atom structure oscillate around the whole molecule with unknown full properties. Imitation isn’t the real thing, and those tricked by it are tech fools.
A Steam implant will have autism mods!
Gabe is unironically going to release a fucking neuralink before Halflife 3
Fuck this gay timeline
They'll have to either cure cancer or figure out how to make the implants out of meat
Gabe will make the Going Into Games Machine real
pure retardation. All of the security risks of WIFI, but in your skull. Enjoy being forced to watch Amazon commercials in your sleep.
Uh how about Gabe works on the Heavy Update and more weapons for Medic
How does a libertarian meme flag oppose cybernetic upgrades for people, legitimately asking
Explain why you oppose any of this without saying "jew"
just install an ad blocker idiot