some random chink girl sticks a mic in your face because you're Chad
within 24 hours, millions of coomettes are fantasizing about you like you're a K-drama gook
your face is plastered on TikTok edits set to moody piano music for months
girls are pausing frames to zoom in on your watch reflection trying to find your location
your girlfriend recieves constant violence threats for being with you
some women gang stalk you and go to your work place asking you to sell them your sperm for insemination
you were just trying to buy a coffee