Are some submarine animals litteraly aliens ?

I'm thinking of the Mantis shrimp and octopuses
youtube.com/watch?v=MQ8JC1d_wgY&ab_channel=RealScience
Those shits cannot be terrestrial

A shrimp is just a horse with gills I don't give a fuck

Wut

it has little horse legs that kick and hurt your knuckles it's the fucking stallion of the ocean and only weird people eat it because it tastes half as good as crab.

Shrimp are just sea bugs, mongoloid.

You know the last time I had a nightmare if was when I dozed off to this documentary on deep see creatures. There is some really MESSED UP monsters that live far beyond the waves, deep, deep down there. Scary.

That's called a seahorse you abbo cunt.

First of all I never touch any of these nasty sea bugs/ayy lmaos creatures, second of all, seahorses are closer to land horses than shrimps

seahorses

you mean bongfish? related to the pipefish right

This thing has such an insanely powerful punch that it actually boils the water via friction and it also causes a spark, underwater. There are videos of them destroying 6 inch aquarium glass.

But there is a clear evolutionary lineage in the fossil record. Also genetic similarities with other species.

Deep sea creatures are just nightmare fuel
I'm pretty sure there are also animals living slightly below the Earth crust

Shrimp are into limbmaxxing

Tons of limbs to walk with

Tons of other limbs to snatch prey with

Don't even have a jaw, just more limbs for eating with

MUH FOSSIL RECORD

MUH EVIDENCE GOY

What is the anatomical difference between a human lung exosome and a transient coronavirus? Bonus supplementary: What is the genetic difference?

You should be questioning the chitin/keratin divide, not whatever the fuck you're on about.

Dreamed up by some kooky ass jew who thought he could fuck his cousins and not get inbred results.

octopus.org.nz/content/dna-proves-octopuses-are-aliens

octopuses are aliens yes

it was gray aliens 100 million years ago that brought them here by accident actually

I've thought the same thing about octopus as they are smart as shit. But they all have terestrial DNA, and share 90%+ of it with us.

Is this some retarded viruses aren't real argument?

Yeah you can even hear the punches through the aquarium glass

octupy also hate fish, literally, they hate the fishes and punch them

This. Also why does a mantis shrimp look any more bizarre than say, a golden retriever? Or a nigger?

Every species has its own burdern of proof you sally sassalot

octopus.org.nz/content/dna-proves-octopuses-are-aliens

Empty article with no real facts.
Sure they have more genes, but it's still standard DNA that shares 97% of it's structure with all other Earth life including humans.

Octopuses are 100% ayy lmaos
youtube.com/shorts/JQFs9JPCGis

If octupuses are aliens then every mollusc is alien as well. The more compelling argument is that octopuses are from the future.

That is insane. I didn't know that. I suppose if you can create an underwater spark with your punch, it's gonna be fucking loud too.
What I want to know is how they collect them for aquariums in the first place. Imagine that! Your boss tells you to go diving and fill a duffel bag with them.

I'm pretty sure they breed them
I've looked up and I can buy one for only 80€ here in France
Fascinatis little critters

France is fucking wild, I don't even know if you can buy those here unless you know a guy. And for 80 euros too, lmao.

lol

finefoodspecialist.co.uk/mantis-shrimp

if they get 8 email addresses they'll order a box

t. has never studied insects up close

Your flabby body is one of the least impressive lifeforms on earth, desu

Well they are out of stock on almost every website but one displays "frequent arrivals" so I guess there is strong demand for them

That looks disgusting and these aren't the same mantis shrimp that they sell for aquariums

they are unironically the most delicious things I have ever eaten besides salmon milt and wallnuts

You really prefer sea bugs instead of good beef/lamb ?
Get a grip

I'm eating lamb right now so maybe no. lamb pizza with sheep cheese. it tastes like it will burn before it stops being sloppy. not actually a great pizza topping.

it's time for bed.

they arent terrestrial, heh

Lamb pizza ?
Man aussies are weird
Night night sea bug enjoyer

maybe the octopus is. if life was seeded here by comets, they could have came at a different time than us and evolved on earth along side us.