/chug/ - Comfy Happening in Ukraine General #20442

Z

kinda gay

idk, it kinda gives me a reason to draw flat qts...

are there many people into D&D in serbia?

30+ not so much, but it's pretty mainstream with zoomers

Russian bear net active

Reasonably full.

too drunke to bake probably

bymb hyhyls
fuck Saya

Z
Talmud denounced
Blood and Soil

That's a guy

n-no

colabros how will we ever compare...

thanks for baking nazuner fren and good night

30+ not so much, but it's pretty mainstream with zoomers

huh?! really? then its almost the opposite to here

dont you have to work tomorrow?

For reasons I won't explain, I don't (not unemployment).

T*lmud status?
TND
TKD
THD
TPD
TTD

Common mistake, it's a nigger.

checked
never tried this one but baikal and tarhun are great

sick leave then got it

For reasons I won't explain

please explain the reasons

I will work from home tomorrow, but there is literally zero work on my lap except for checking in and answering a couple of emails.

Z

Why is Russia allergic to technology?

бaйкaл

Quite literally the nastiest soviet soda. Allegedly there was cherry baikal version, the true ambrosia of the gods, but no one ever seen it.

baikal

wtf dude why would you buy kal?

dont you have to work tomorrow?

flag

kek
not getting drunk and liberating wife before work day is a wasted evening

Russia is just so advanced it often makes perfect things from the first try
and the backwards wect need to invent all the fancy-shmancy 5nm expensive stuff to counter it

Z

Don't listen to those zoomers-perdixes above, Baikal is fine. There is also Baikal with blackberry, mmmm, that's tasty. Tried that a month ago.

Putin called the governor of Krasnodar Krai and the head coach of Krasnodar and congratulated them on the team's victory in the Russian football championship, Peskov said.

t.me/tass_agency/316773

wow

Z TOTAL HOHOL DEATH Z

Z TOTAL KIKE DEATH Z

Z TOTAL NIGGER DEATH Z

Bears are newer than B52s iirc also the US still heavily use B52s and will continue to do so for a long time

It's the same age as the B-52 really.
When you want a cheap, flying tractor to haul huge strategic munitions in the air and fire them from far away, nothing beats old heavy turboprops.

Drones up yet?

But they are passing through three very specific filters:

Become intelligence cunt

Become celebrity after retiring

Constantly try to inject your "expert" opinion into politics

Putin passed only two of these filters

galitsky seems like he's doing better. maybe he kalibrated the fucking cancer :)
youtube.com/watch?v=zuni85spZJ0&t=84s

got perfectly fine Cream-soda, Tarkhun, Kolokolchik, even Dushes

nyoooo, give me that Baikal, I fucking love sewage water

Already hit a few places.

Mass Ukrainian drone strike inside Russia over the past minutes aiminy entirely on Ryazan

t.me/dronbomber/20262

are they actually doing the smart thing and focusing all in one oblast at a time

Why is Russia allergic to technology?

lmao, no clue, got any guesses?

pic related

lmfao even

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i see man this home office work model sure sounds comfy

RUDE! take that back but i will keep my eyes open maybe i´ll find the cherry version in some store here

heh nice

idk anon im more into protein shakes than alkohol

finally a fren with good taste

blackberry baikal

this sounds even better than the cherry version i hope i can find it someday here

plane old

oy vey

Gerans arrived in Odessa multiple explosions reported
files.catbox.moe/55rtp8.mp4

Draft hohols. Mobilize hohols. Conscript hohols. Grab hohols off the street. Kidnap hohols and send them to the front. Mobilize 16 year old hohols as cannon fodder. Grab 70 year old hohols and send them to boot camp. Launch hohol conscripts strapped to rockets. Use hohol conscripts in human wave attacks. Mobilize female hohols. Mobilize pregnant hohols. Mobilize newborn hohols. Mobilize sick hohols. Mobilize disabled hohols. Mobilize retarded hohols. Mobilize terminally ill hohols. Send hohol conscripts on suicide charges. Weld hohol conscripts in tanks. Throw a hohol baby at the Russians. Draft hohols in schools. Draft hohols in hospitals. Draft hohols at funerals of dead drafted hohols. Order a pizza delivery and draft the delivery hohol. Drag hohols out of their own homes and send them to war. Use hohol conscripts as human shields. Ductape hohol babushkas to tanks as reactive armor. Arm hohol conscripts with rusty old AKs. Give hohol conscripts no body armor. Draft hohol cops. Draft hohol doctors. Draft hohol firefighters. Draft teachers. Draft students. Draft politicians. Draft single mothers. Mobilize an entire school. Send hohol conscripts to the trenches. Draft dead hohols. Draft unborn hohols. Draft undead hohols. Draft vegetable hohols. Draft future generations of hohols non-stop for the next century. Draft to the last hohol.

Why is Russia allergic to technology?

That's choice of necessity and doctrine not a choice of poor technology.
Basically:
1) Interflight maintenance time of Tu-95 4 times shorter than Tu-160/Tu-22.
2) Fuel consumption less and flight time more than Tu-160/Tu-22
3) You don't need SuPeR MoDeRn StEaLtH airframe just to shoot cruise missle. Your aircraft operates in the distances that can't be reached by any SAM

In general, it should be said that airplanes haven't fundamentally changed in a long time; for example, on the structural side, airframe technology (I mean in terms of the solid-mechanics aspects - how you resist loads and so on) hasn't changed too much since perhaps the 1950s, even considering the introduction of composite materials. The fundamental theories certainly haven't changed much, even with the introduction of numerical methods, like finite-element analysis and so on.

Nothing hohols do is smart

It's still rape because I hate the work.

But how does that make the MIC richer?

What else are they good for?

Hey you're right, Odessa is getting lit the fuck up
x.com/cym27s/status/1926740686281331019

uWu

Did his engine fail? The feathering is pretty steep too.

Imagine being Ukrainian and turning into the wrong kind of Stalker.

kek SEETHING hoholina

look at this thing

Fiery but mostly peaceful lit up.

hyyhl got to play stalker
but there's a nuance

Stay safe my boy.

But how does that make the MIC richer?

Well you basically spent money on modernization program that includes all types of avionics and engines lol.
I'm only fears that PAK DA can become same booby trap as B-2 in the past and can't replace features Tu-95 already have

Sea Vixens - well, the filename (dhsv...) gives it away. One is refuelling the other with a "buddy store."

Putin is difficult to assess. He probably led Russia better than anyone else could have. But his behavior in the 90s in Saint Petersburg and his connections to chabad do not reflect well on him.

It's quite an interesting design for the time. I only discovered it recently. It's so chonky, I love it.

BOMB HYHYLS

It's an evolutionary descendant of the Vampire, I believe. I think the twin-boom configuration was to keep the empennage out of the exhaust; perhaps you've also heard of the Saab 21R, which was actually a piston-engined aircraft originally. I think they must have stuck with out of sheer inertia at least to some extent; it was an evolutionary dead end!

Is that hohol brown?

PAK DA should be a TU-22M3M replacement.

Why couldn't you kill that nigger cirillo with a drone? Faggot returned to Florida.

what do you need that many lakes for

LMAO, is this her too?

no pure white aryan

based square flag

The whitest ukranian

It's better to have and not need than to need and not have.

Is that hohol brown?

Yes.

pylp rindap longs

bro wtf

To be neutral with the sea.

he's a nigger, formerly nogger

pic

First one.

Death note couldn't overcome random ass pulls to find him.

They made many compromise decisions for the small aircraft elevators on carriers at the time, hence its almost square plan form. I assume that also was a factor in the twin boom, not least because it shortens the plane and raises the tail, meaning it can start of land at higher angles of attack, and this may also help keep the hook mechanism clear.
Pretty crazy overall. F-14-like nose? Check. Flying wing body? Check. Twin boom? Check. Offset cockpit? Check. Idk what more they could have done different from the "norm". Seems more like something the Germans would have made.

Well I heard that PAK DA would be specifically Tu-95 replacement due PAK DA subsonic speed.

I think it was at least partly because they had a configuration they had some experience with; it happened to have some advantages (there was a Sea Vampire, too), so naturally they took advantage. I'm damned sure it had folding wings, too; I think I can see where the wings fold in your pic.

love potion

Make every single heiress and politician fall in love with me. Take over the world. Breed lolis for my harem.

PAK DA

i hope russia and china are making it together, and it will be operated as a joint venture by both militaries and that russia and china will become one country

In Poltava, the military barely managed to escape: a group of men attacked the TCC car, smashing it with a hammer and kicking it.

death potion
boom no jews
now let's see if they indeed were the issue

18-25 program progressing well for the TCC

rate my fritzl room

Poltava

That's Kremen/chug/, it's even on the watermark.

ohai
will there be more airstrikes tonight?

all of a sudden the pavers change shape

triggered

Make sure you go down the Wikipedia early life sections don't let hidden kikes like Jon Stewart continue.

Yeah, the wings do fold, although I don't have an image saved.

As for what they could have done differently: the RN eventually operated Phantoms from the same carrier, if memory serves, and an evolutionary ancestor of the Phantom, the F3H Demon, which I always liked, was a contemporary of the Sea Vixen, flying at about the same time.

Ah, true, it said poltava region in the post so i fucked up

Pretty sure I've seen the bottom one before, but maybe I'm mixing it up. Either way, odd this isn't far more common at this point. TCC employees will need name changes and a protection program after the war.

Takeoff of Tu-95MS bombers from Olenya air base

no seconded exit/10

Who wants some fried catfish or carp? This was last nights haul.

There's ~150 Gerans in the air right now.
Apparently there's strikes recorded in Odessa.

idk anon im more into protein shakes than alkohol

WEAK

imagine these fall from the sky in large quantities over kyiv

do they taste good?

looks like the rumor true SAA special force trained by russian army transferred to russia federation which is smart why would you hand over soldier you train to potential future enemy, putler or medvedev just need thorough background making sure these soldier have jihadi mindset or not

I hope they can reclaim their homeland someday!

Carp

Good if smoked

Catfish

Good if it's in soup

smoked

Sex Addicts Anonymous (SAA) is a twelve-step program founded in 1977 for people who want to stop their addictive sexual behavior

thx fren

get F-4s

annihilates british air industry

make modifications to launch off carriers + engines

sell them off quicker than everyone else

buy a whole bunch to stick in the falklands

I will say, you guys have way better logos

how are you American and have never had catish?

yes, but I prefer carp with Asian seasonings and hot wok. Catfish creole fried style is to die for.

Doesn't carp taste like dirt if you don't let it swim in clean water for days?

nice of you respecting the lore

How exactly does this image prove anything, or do anything but show some buff, censored dude on a bike? I'm legit confused.

oh ya?

Assadbros...

stop the fish genocide

What I mean (I'd have to look at the history of the R09, to see if her elevators were ever enlarged, when she was refitted, etc.) is that, given rather similar constraints, a different team came up with a very different design - that is, the F3H - to the Sea Vixen. Let's also not forget the other strange evolutionary dead-ends that also flew from the Ark Royal contemporaneously with the Sea Vixens. Personally, I always liked the Scimitar.

but I prefer carp with Asian seasonings and hot wok

oh god i miss china, i'm making sichuan spicy grilled fish tomorrow

You are sheltering hohols in the basement, aren't you?

The lake I get them from is just fine. In actuality people in the US think catfish are the more dirt tasting over carp.
All the fish belong to me. Sorry, but them are the rules.

it's good for fishes they like it plus they did oct 7th

reminder: /chug/ has had cavalry for years

nice haul anon

catfish

are these an invasive species in the US or am i mixeng them up with those sucker fish?

nice bean bath

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yeah work is work at the end of the day but imagine doing some manual labour for a faction of the money

local media sperging out about hohols being bombed

Bombing status?

60kg? Carry 120 kg! Push past your limits!

What's wrong?
Smoking typical way to cook most of freshwater fish.

>Catfish

Good if it's in soup

is there a russian fish soup i should know about?

some smoked stuff is good, like pork, but smoked fish or cheese is nasty gross ew
idk maybe i have to try it again

ukha is the name i belive

what about smoked salmon?

is there a russian fish soup i should know about?

Called "uha" and it's not specifically made of catfish

you take a regular soup and just throw fish in it
best shit i've ever had
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ukha

Completely natural species. Delectable with French creole style of cooking. Its the carp in all varieties that are invasive. Settlers dropped them in ponds, creeks and rivers while settling to fish for them.
I like it pad cha pla Thai style.

The Vixen was
The Vixen definitely would not have been a long-lived design, since as you already stated: it's derived from a WW2 era design, and was itself an immediate post war design, which took them too long to get flying, before the focus shifted towards VTOLs.

Avro Canada be like

hold my beer

what about smoked salmon?

if that's all that was left i would eat a person first

ukha

uha

okay i'm making this next

That's a really nice haul then. I assume you filet and freeze them?

I like it pad cha pla Thai style.

oh yes also very good, or pla rad prik

is there a russian fish soup i should know about?

Fish soup is pretty much the oldest and most traditional russian dish. I'll have to visit my mother-in-law again soon. How I just remembered that. Kek. Although I prefer her fish frikadelles.

dont make me cry ;-;
youtu.be/gx2C8qXIdDE

can i have 5 of your fish

Well probably for you it's not typical to feel smokiness on such products.
So I can advise you to buy "smoked cheese braid" and kvass.

>local media sperging out about hohols being bombed

VLADIMIR PARE!

frikadelles

oh wow those look good i would eat 20 of those

before the focus shifted towards VTOLs.

VTOLs

VTOLs are short-deck cope. Well, I guess they're better than nothing, and a carrier air group was a useful thing to have, once.

I'm actually an air defense enthusiast more than an aviation enthusiast, esp. nowadays - so far as I'm concerned, they're all just targets!

CORRE QUE O PUTIN TA PUTINHO

Yes, going to have a nice fish fry with coworkers. Every week we have a family style lunch from something we catch, or hunt. Last week was venison chili!
ma nigga
Come on over and bring a cooler.

Light’s fatal flaw is his huge ego and that he wants people to know that his persona is bringing down judgement from on high on the sinners

this leads to his downfall

Well, yeah. That’s kind of how stories work.

russian fish soup

Curious for a simple recipe

Every week we have a family style lunch from something we catch, or hunt.

what are you a park ranger?

Only the cute hoholinas

It's just a generic name for any fish soup in russia, specific recipes vary depending on the fish used.

yup, forest jannie

aww, your children/grand-children grew so fast ^.^

He's the head of a family of cannibals. They're actually very nice and good looking people, very intelligent and well-educated and quite accomplished - just don't ask too many questions about what they catch or hunt. Note that they're not "subsistence cannibals" or anything like that, by the way - they just do it for fun.

Imagine not shooting yourself in the head at this point, nigger cattle are something else.

kh

h

If it were me I would have made the digraph for Russian X be “hh.”
Imagine the possibilities. instead of hohol vs khokhol, we could have hhohhol. No one would pronounce Hharkov as “Karkov.”

they're not "subsistence cannibals" or anything like that, by the way - they just do it for fun.

oh well in that case i guess it's cool

Its the carp in all varieties that are invasive.

so it was the carp that is an invasive fish at the end. but i also heard that you got some "suckerfish" aswell and apparently they dont even taste nice

nothing wrong with smoked salmon anon

here is a receipe
youtube.com/watch?v=g3yOOc47n9E

btw
fuck renault

you may have just fixed russia US relations

No one would pronounce Hharkov as “Karkov.”

If anyone does this, you must rape them.

Well probably for you it's not typical to feel smokiness on such products.

Same shit-story about German "Sauerkraut" and Russian "Kvashenaya kapusta". Rest of the world just can't handle it and it always wonder me. Because it's doesn't have intense specific smell and taste such the "surströmming"

those lips

carp? more like carpyiv

so did the booms happen or the booms still flying?

Yes, going to have a nice fish fry with coworkers.

Sounds really nice. Often eat with my coworkers, but we never cook.

that's a comfy job, isn't it?

He's the head of a family of cannibals.

family of cannibals

cannibals

Either you are using a word you don't know the meaning of or you and said family need to be deported.

how many types of plants have you heard of

still has a working arm

He can carry a pistol, he will be back to the front soon

Sauerkraut doesn't actually smell. It's just lactic acid fermentation. I do it in the cellar in a wooden barrel. What stinks is cooking/roasting kraut. But I do it anyway.

0030hrs moscow

bombed hyhyl time

you'll know the booms happen because the shills will start yapping

They certainly are a family - they're related - and no, they're not an incestuous family; they also eat people. That makes a cannibal family.

you and said family need to be deported.

Hey, they're not *my* family. And anyway, what if they agree to only kill and eat niggers and spics? That's ethical.

So you want some deer backstraps then or what? Fresh kill, dinged by an F350 once.
For suckers, thats the Pleco species down in FL and TX.
Very hoholina like, yes, lmao.
I take down trees, manage water ways, and hike a lot. Very nice desu. There's also the VERY nice parts like mushroom hunting, fish catching, wildlife management part. Fuck a grocery store, nature always provides. Its morrell season too, so you know, good hauls a plenty.
a trillion billion

I'm sorry for your lots. Has there ever been a more brain-addled procurement decision than genociding the Arrow straight off the production line?

Did the Royal Navy even have any supercarriers until recently? I suspect it was mainly the limitations in their fleet that led them down this route.

the born of the first troon.

its quite common here, cucumbers and cabbage in brine both
I get mine from polish shop, native British brands are rare but not unheard of
sauerkraut is often component of salads and sold in bulk containers for restaurants and such, consumer brands are not popular

Think they'll get the 24K?

files.catbox.moe/p6bavo.mp4

Oh, forgot to add; I dont do the front face part of education or interactions with visitors. Fuck that.

It could be worse.

Mmm, venison.

I don't think the RN has *ever* had a supercarrier. But, you know, you don't need a supercarrier - just something with a fairly long flight deck and steam catapults, like those French ones.

i thought you guys all got fired

Is he ok?

as long as they eat only illegal aliens, it's okay

maybe

a trillion billion

That's called septillion m8. Or just 1021

What do Russians call 10^9 and 10^12?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Long_and_short_scales

selling our aircraft carriers to taiwain as scrap metal

refusing to host us nuclear weapons

promoting pog jews and rapists into senior posistions

putting a jeet bitch that knows nothing about defense in charge

many such examples actually

Thankfully the bullet missed his brain (he's ukrainian) so he's fine.

Maybe we should start a meme campaign about how good jewish meat tastes compared to other meat. If we only reach one cannibal, it's worth it.

Not related but some people have recovered from missing half of their brains.

Or just 10^21

Damn it

Kosher brisket!

Not the real workers. Oh and the troon flag was not put up by one of ours. We took that shit down before it even made the media round but it still made the circuit. The fag that put it up wasn't even a NPS worker too. You would be surprised how many conservatives work here.

10^9

Milliard

10^12

Trillion

Buy 6 beers from the store

The clerk is clearly a sped, fucks up, and only charges me for 3

Feelsfuckinggoodman

You ought to write some (LARPy) /chug/-themed forest creeypastas.

He was a student, ate few adderalls to burn the midnight oil.

Go to sleep, nigger

Seems like a program that could come back to bite us on the ass though.

Pussy Occupancy Status?

Takeoff of more Tu-95MS bombers this time from Engels air base

"Milliard" like the French

not "Billion" like normal people

Do Russians really?
Also hello. Did you order nice gift for your sister with your recent pay? :-)

Is spy family worth watching?

procurement

oh missed that part

buying wwii era subs from uk that never leave port

we used to have yankee diesels iirc

I found it boring and predictable

its over

Go to sleep, nigger

I have no duties in the morning nigga

Maybe, my park is also a heavy Civil War Battlefield. Creepy stuff does happen.

What is the reason why both US and Russian classic heavy bombers are still turbo props? I mean a nuclear payload isn't that heavy.

I don't know if the RCN ever operated American fleet boats, but perhaps they did. I'm pretty sure they did operate O-boats (Oberons) at one point; those were a very good class and a popular export item.

I think it's ok. My wife loves it.

Never has been better.

Yes, it is one of the best slice of life’s

тoлкo бyдeт хyжe

If you have a gf to watch it with otherwise no.

explain this
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tetovo

I think the source of it popularity is ultimately, waifufaggotry. I didn't like it because it sacrifices plot and logic for the sake of comedy, rather than concentrating on storytelling and letting comedic moments emerge organically.

the bombers did barely anything in the last two days (nearly all drones, ballistic missiles and ship launched kalibrs, only a few kh-101s from the bombers)
not sure if hohols are strangely overrating the importance of those, or it's just russian propaganda

Aside from ignoring someone or calling someone a "niggerfaggot" (illegal in 43 US states) what is a concise way of dismissing the "Russia bad because divorce/drug use/HIV statistics" narrative?

I actually tried to look up some of these statistics myself and found, for example, that USA had five times per capita the number of overdose deaths in 2020 than Russia... and yet Russia has a drug problem... But you don't get ahead in online conversations by showing resaerch or data so what's the real progamer strat?

Operation Clausewitz secured many to the US.

#

>baikal

wtf dude why would you buy kal?

I would buy Karl.

why are hohols like this?

Shut up

I would buy Karl.

Why, so he can forget weapons?

OK, niggerfaggot.

One time use mine sweeper
Ok so shooting yourself in the head doesn't work, maybe suicide bombing?

Looks good. If I accidentally crush a plastic bottle with a deposit, I think I use the same procedure to refill it with air.

is that whipped cream or yogurt?

Here 7 kh-101 hitting their targets
files.catbox.moe/py8oqq.mp4

Not hard, some of the invasive species I've seen are the stuff of nightmares. The unit I work with has electroguns and flame throwers to try to control them. I'm just glad they are only 5cm or less in size.

How do we pierce the Fog of Water and get the best, most accurate information?

Do Russians really?

Yeah. And only when I started learning English I just notice how actually stupidly is is. Because instead of Greek prefixes we used prefix that can be mistakenly heard as million.
That's the same shit after quadrillion goes quintillion instead of pentallion.

Also hello. Did you order nice gift for your sister with your recent pay? :-)

Well I just send her 60k roubles and buy her some stockings. Nothing special ACKtually.

The unit I work with has electroguns and flame throwers to try to control them. I'm just glad they are only 5cm or less in size.

Did you ever play Alpha Centauri?

It honestly still makes me laugh that Elon Musk was constantly rolling on ketamine at Mar-a-Lago and pissing off Trump and his inner circle by being a cringe drug addict and overstaying his welcome and constantly trying to insert himself in everything.

It's pretty much the first time I'm giving it any real thought but is it possible that British aircraft design and manufacturing post WW2 was doomed from the beginning? Heck, their WW2 designs are nothing to be proud of either

a wooden box with one dozen .30 Brownings

Engines were their saving grace.
They remained competitive in the immediate post-war era where everybody tried to figure out how to actually build working missiles and jet engines, but their aircraft industry seemed to stagnate drastically after a while and was soon completely eclipsed by American and eventually Soviet designs.
The fact that European "design by committee" aircraft projects take at least 10 years longer than they should didn't help; though it's hard to overlook this clearly was a money issue, and Britain was well known for being financially fucked after WW2, which reflected in their fleet.

Now lemme check their newish carriers...
they're only a little smaller than a Nimitz-class and obviously more modern, so I think it counts as a supercarrier.

a single Tu-95MS can carry 14 of these
so much for the "8 Tu-95 and 3 Tu-160 in the air" scare kek

Don't be directly oppositional, lead them into it making them have to think about the US drug problem.

They are both narcissists, maybe different brand - someone is more dominant other is more violent.

None of them ever get fully loaded

At least nowadays, it's my assumption that British weapons are shit, which the experience of the present war bears out - certainly this goes for anything to be used on land.

americans everywhere

Yep good game

The recommended approach is using lying on a grenade.
Seeing KH-101 flying and deploying flares never gets old...

refusing to host us nuclear weapons

Well this one didn't exactly harm you, but I understand Canada is a long-suffering nation.

what, you being fat?

by using your barin and having basic bitch pattern recognition skills
1st doesnt cancel other 2s because "largest ever" ukranny drone attack means absolutely fucking nothing, ill give you a spoiler - every other day russia performs attack of this scale on ukranny
meanwhile in contrast to that russian attack is of much larger scale, using hundreds of drones and missile

Odessa is burning
x.com/cym27s/status/1926758258695438717

Any specifics?

What you said reminded me of mindworms. Realistically, though, I think you wouldn't control pests like that with men armed with hand weapons; you'd gas them or something.

Yeah two narcissists fighting for the spotlight.

>baikal

wtf dude why would you buy kal?

I would buy Karl's boipussy.
#nohomo #sus #amongus :3

Karl the femboy warrior double agent:
Fierce lethal mercenary warrior during day,
Twink furfag femboy prostitute during night.

:3

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lake_Baikal

youtu.be/b2XNTWwCBGA

youtu.be/PtmX7xin_q4

yeah, which is why reporting the exact number of planes and the second they take off anywhere is in absolutely no proportion to what they actually do ("they could launch 200 missiles ermaghered" - reality: 7)

have Lake Baikal, holding 20% of the planet's fresh water

argues with the Swiss over their comparatively puny ponds

Sergei, go for some Pyccкий cтaндapт lol

Which Brazilian are you?

hohlushka losing it on camera

She sounds like a kid. Kind of sad, desu.
At this point I am convinced that Russian scientists can find cure for cancer and release it for free to the whole world and wectoids will still kvetch about it.

Why is Russia so evil with their free cancer treatment, bros?

doesn't realized both long and short scale have their origin in europe

long scale is 300 years old than short scale

spy family

Sounds ultra gay

that's this thing that gives that taste
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Geosmin
you use vinegar to neutralize it as far as I know (I don't eat fresh water stuff)

No, no, everything is totally fine and works perfectly!
Definitely won't be a surprise if they can't maintain their equipment anymore in the near future given how much industry they gave up. Pretty much everything has shut down, with only a few exceptions. Can't even make tank barrels anymore, apparently.

A married woman (canadian) just gave me her number and said "we should hang out" what did she mean by this?

why do you have a town named after teto?

Baking
Baking
Baking

She wants to meet you. Do you feel the energy or not? If not, then be cautious.

Also responsible for the smell after rainstorms (petrichor). Never heard of using vinegar for it, but I don't really eat carp.

yeah, the only thing we have to worry about is fish slime getting on clothes. Most of what my unit kills are things like snails, barnacles and the occasional plant. Brain eating worms a bit too much for the wage I get paid.

what did she mean by this?

that kazahstan is right about women

Their Tridents are American; in fact, they're maintained at the same facilities as American Tridents, and belong to the same common pool; a given missile might, during its life, find itself on both American and British boomers. Supposedly, they developed the warheads themselves, but I rather doubt that, too.

she got benis

Brain eating worms a bit too much for the wage I get paid.

An Applebee's gift card shall be sufficient compensation.

Which Brazilian are you

A sussy one :3

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Which Brazilian are you

A sussy one :3

She wants you to cuck he husband
He probably wants that too
He's a Canadian after all and they're the kings and queens of cucking

Seems more like something the Germans would have made

German designs are beautiful and have that industrial elegance. Brits also made some nice planes, but sometimes they would produce some atrocities, like the Victor

A sissy?
Can I penetrate your anus?
I'm a white man with a 6 inch penis

She needs sperm her husband cant wont provide

It's beautiful, though? I really love British Cold War aircraft. Russian planes looked the closest to modern ones, probably, Americans usually made stuff that looked like orks put them together, but Bri'ish ones had this retrofuturisitic look.. absolutely adorable.

If a married woman requested that you squirt a baby inside her with the specific intent to fool the (obviously) faggy husband, would you do it?

I admit it wasn't the best example, but definitely the most showy lately. What's next? Their supercarrier sinks? Didn't something like that happen, too? I forgot.
Their ability to maintain nuclear warheads is pretty much gone as well, so the number just keeps shrinking as they get recycled. I wouldn't be surprised if they have an agreement to simply "borrow" US warheads when their own run low, but as it stands they should be of their own design, maybe with some under the table/informal/secret US support. Most aspects of thermonuclear weapons design are fairly straightforward; it's the processes, precision and infrastructure required to construct and maintain them that is effortful, including isotope separation and such.

Actually looks like something out of Star Wars in this shot, but it's less attractive viewed from other directions.
Germans made some rather silly and ugly designs too, but the good designs were great, and there's a certain consistent style that's a bit hard to pin down. Sadly a lot of this died with the Nazis, but you still see it in some modern tanks.

Yes I would let her husband know

Why do Germans play with feces?
Someone told me the rotten jews turned Germans into poop play, is this true?

But then he wouldn't raise the bastard child, or most likely not.

Just look at picrel, the people who designed that monstrosity were high on rancid haggis lmao

that's the Fairey Gannet btw

You can get high from spoiled haggis??
Does it possess the same properties as JENKEM?

lmao

JENKEM

are farts considered a mild version of it? pic unrelated