GIVE HIM A TICKET!
GIVE HIM A TICKET!
AAAAAAGGGHHHHHH
Somebody turn that into a soijak
it turned out she was right. why shouldn't cops respect the traffic laws ?
mongrel liberal
for sure white roastie liberal mother and dumb nigger father
probably lived entire life being petted upon by dumb liberal white mother
never told no, never told she could be in the wrong on anything
told to blame everyone else especially white men for her problems
it all led to this moment
Tesla was right about horrors beyond all human comprehension
They use these types of threads to make people love the police state
roastie liberal mother
The roastie thing is a meme. It's a genetic lottery, some vagainas are like that.
My mom for example has a pussy like a baby, you can see the labia
Yet my sister has a big labia even when she was a virgin
Same as the "uncut dicks smell Thing
I am cut and mine smells in just two days of not showering while the dick of my father, who only showers once a week, never smells.
Video because OP is a faggot.
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Separate incident with her.
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Grazie
The following is some quality dating advice from a confirmed genius (see picrel):
Here's a cheat code for getting women to be subconsciously attracted to you through the science of pheromones:
Mix half a shotglass of your semen with a cup of your urine in a small saucepan. Simmer on medium low while stirring regularly until it thickens down into a syrupy consistency. Allow to cool to room temp then apply to your neck, wrists, and groin. Put the leftovers in a small mason jar and store in the fridge for future use.
There is some natural variability from person to person, and if the finished product lacks sufficient mustiness you can double the amount of semen in the recipe to a full shot glass' worth. You can also reduce the mixture further on the stove, until it becomes dark brown and tarry.
As an advanced bonus step to add extra punch, complexity and range to your "personalized cologne", you can seed the balm with microorganisms from your skin and sweat, specifically sweat produced by the apocrine glands of your anogenital region, and then age the jarred salve in the fridge for a week while burping the jar every 2-3 days.
Masturbate until your taint gets sweaty (might as well finish and collect the extra semen for a future batch too). Then, take a dull butter knife or spoon and (gently!!) scrape the sweat off of your perineum and off the back of your scrotum, then stir it into the mixture (this works even better if you haven't showered for at least a few days beforehand).
It may not be much sweat, but the natural flora it contains will quickly reproduce in the nutrient-rich slurry over the course of a week in the fridge until it reaches population equilibrium, producing more heady, masculine and pungent aromas due to the fermentation process and the offgassing of ketones, aldehydes, and other unique volatile compounds and pheromones that differ depending on your genetic makeup and immune profile.
This is like a Troll Science comic.
step 1: cover yourself in piss and cum
I can fix her
God I fucking hate these voiceover videos. Just stitch the bodycams/vehicle cams and shut your useless fucking mouth. Even worse when it's that AI voice garbage.
She would be that one cave woman who would follow a wild animal for miles before trying to give it a good piece of her mind
New soijak just dropped?
speed then pull over turn car off no ticket
Didnt know this worked.
copypasta aside, it is crazy how much more attractive the chick on the pic is on the right rather then when she was on the left. Goes to show you less skin is much more sexy than whore mode.
Congratulations you now smell like a pissy pool.
she mad? lmao
She thrwatened them and is screaming like a loon. Why arent they tasing and 5150ing her?
Why are you so intimately familiar with the genitals of your female relatives?
Muslim Detected
Wait, in the berenstein universe it was "kaisa!"
It doesn't but there's a lot of people that assume it works this way for some reason.
her
Sorry, but I am not boiling my semen.
is that jim
i'm dead laughing it's so comical.
Hello nufag
Liberals have trained the youth to act like this towards police. The democrat party should be labeled as domestic terrorists.
There's nothing thorazine can't fix
The DA dropped all charges against this nigger even after the nigger scratched up the human cop's arm
this.
i would 100% reach under her dress on the right. ill make her into my own whore
BWC is cheaper
She just needs a good fucking
She is probably a absolute fox in the sack
what does compounding mean?
it's like exacerbating, fucking nigger.
i don't envy the people who have to put up with this kind of mutt. holy crap, i amost feel sorry for the cops.
This is why I still bother to visit Anon Babble.
(You)
I can guarantee you that it would not be a good time.
Granted she is a loon and probably was on something, but these cops have zero skill in talking someone down. Just repeating "are you ok" is just going to agitate a spaz even more.
would guess mommy or daddy is some local DNC head honcho. but yeah, that's why this keeps happening. hopefully the next one is in a state that actually prosecutes these chimps
Because, surprisingly, most cops aren't nearly as triggered happy as some propel w uod like to claim. Even so, they all have their body cameras on and know that if they don't conduct themselves probably this shrieking harpy will do everything she can to ruin them. They want to be sure the video shows them being as reasonable as possible and even a little bit too reasonable with her to make sure she has no case against them.
She needs to cool it with the homophobic slurs.
There is literally nothing they could have said to actually calm her down. They stuck to neutral phrases to make sure no outside of observer could possibly mistakenly believe they escalated the situation.
To say nothing of the ableism and fat phobia too.
Yeah, it's pretty bad.
We can read the captions, we don't need to here your retard voice or the voice of your retard TTS.
p*eddit traffic stop
Bump
this is your brain on the view and gma
she reminds me of the ALL I WANT IS WINGSTOP girl
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genius
This trill has layers. Like an onion.
She's kinda cute in a weird way, Definitely hate-fuckable
Maybe it's because i was raised by a single mother but I find her very attractive
here ya go buddy
Geniuses avoid sex and onanism because they do not consent to being aroused. When that is voided, the mind goes astray and nothing can be willed.