IT’S FUCKING HAPPENING

It look like Italy

A massive coronal hole over 1 million km wide

Maybe it’s not fake

shit has been on an upslope since the election

Is the sun gonna explode

shit guys I just saw the sun go by my house

blackest man in usa?

Still smaller than your mothers vag

got my tooth in it

Pretty sure it's night for you, bong.

OH NOOO
PEHONMENA I CAN'T OBSERVE OR HAVE ANY CONTROL OVER THAT I NEED TOLD TO ME THROUGH LE HECKIN EXPERTS
THEY'LL SURELY BE RIGHT THIS TIME

PEHONMENA I CAN'T OBSERVE

you can tho, costs like 2k dollars

Still not as big as your mom's vag

Happening cancelled scientists realized it was just the shadow of OP's mom

"Mysteriously appears" fuck journalists, fuck them all, worthless fuckers, not a single one of them mattered, Jewish bastards

Well played gypsy lad. Well played.

only 1 million km? wake me up when its 6 million, and no, the micronova is not coming

Is this the largest? Anything like this recently seen?
Apparently its been on there a few months.
Anyone got more info they could drop Pwetty Pwease

Kekqq

Real photo taken exactly 33 minutes after Terry's departure

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-

If only I could be so gloriously incandescent.

Setting the narrative in advance, large scale power and telecom outages have been the norm lately

Probably using it to disappear people. The glowniggers in my vicinity have been real manic lately

AAAAA ITS HABBEBING AAAA

calm your tits it's already dissolving

I used to think this post was insane but more and more it seems like the only way anything about the world's running makes any sense anymore is if there's something coming that they know about, and know they can't do anything about, and it's driven the elite insane

they can't tell us because it would create mass panic and break down what little works

The what? Can you give the thread a quick rundown?

Hard mode: No copypaste response with numerous 1h schizo youtube vids

Sometimes when the moon is too big I get scared and I don't know why :( the sun makes all the flowers grow :)

What do you think of the Diehold foundation idea of this recurring roughly every 12,000 years?

A massive coronal hole over 1 million km wide has appeared on the Sun, releasing intense solar wind toward Earth

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRPPP

super advanced AI achieves sentience and decides to wipe out humanity

Carrington Event 2.0 happens and kills all computers on the planet

PRAISE THE SUN

The sun.
Hahahahahahahahahaha

solar ham says you are 90% fake and gay.. x flare but nothing will happen like always. see ya in two weeks.

This. The sun has been fucky but it's an excuse.

Yup. And why all the money is disappearing yet we can't see what it was actually spent on.

How the sun actually looks like.

Why move everything to be dependent on Ai if this is a possibility? It would make sense to diversify back to more manual robotics.

when you ask AI to enhance your video of the sun

The "micronova squatter man" is a petroglyph that is also sometimes called the "squatting man" and is found worldwide. Some archaeologists believe this motif, which appears as a stick figure, is associated with auroras due to plasma discharge. The specific shape of the legs can be deceptive, and the motif may also be compared to anthropomorphic depictions of a man-like figure with dots on either side of the midsection, or holding a circular object. The "squatter man" is found in various regions, including northern Arizona, New Mexico, Armenia, and Spain

depending on whatever it is, it might explain Elon's obsession with Mars
not like Mars is some actual solution to the red giant issue, it'd be as unlivable from that as earth
but something else, moving a bit further back from it may be effective

I don't really care desu

Some archaeologists believe

Uh huh, okay.

How about sea faring peoples just liked that motif and plastered it everywhere?

that's actually interesting, so how about instead we make it mundane as fuck

Holy fuck, you're retarded. It's not a fucking hand print.

exactly, the ELite jews hate the present sun, it basically killed their God (the Saturnian Sun) and now its coming for everything else they got. no jew tricks can stop it.

sun goes boom boom when suns environment changes

next boom boom in 2046

he almost had it right but he didnt do enough research to understand the recent happening (7k years ago) that was the capture event when the Saturnian system was captured by the present Sun.
the previous flareups came from the Saturnian Sun.
kinda unlikely for a CME to do this worldwide but the Micronova would absolutely do that.
actually the "squatting man" was a plasma discharge between the Saturnian Sun and the Earth stretching from the North to the Saturnian Southpole.

the sun was just a massive dragon egg all along

Where's my mother fuckin nigga? THERES MY MOTHER FUCKIN NIGGA YEA!!!!

when you're dumb as fuck and don't understand how light goes through thin layers of cloud but gets blocked by thick layers of cloud

Fake news, fake photo. Also you are gay, very much so.

Giant ass crack appears on sun

Starts farting in our general direction

It's priming their excuse for when they wipe everybody's savings out with blackouts. Imho

God will save us from AI, and the jews, he'll help us out their too frens.

Keep staring at it and make sure it doesn’t make any sudden movements

Bro, it literally just flew over mine.

At least is not the macro nova

A massive corona hole over 1 million km wide has appeared on the Sun

This because too many of you chuds refused to get vaccinated

I'm still waiting on the earthquake we were promised.

Hecking nothing burgerino.
I have been hoping that the sun brought us back to the iron age for decades, but my conclusion is that it wont happen, we had some pretty powerful storms that didnt even make the normies notice apart from pretty lights in the sky.

Whitest.

It cost less than that if you DIY a pinhole aparture in a cardboard box, then you can see sunspots.

Nothing ever happens puto!

At least is not the macro nova

actually we dont know. a star can move up and down on the Hertzsprung Russell diagram in a couple months.
basically a star's location on the HR diagram only depends on its size and the electric current density it is presently experiencing.
If for whatever reason, the strength of that current density should change, then the star will change its position on the HR diagram, perhaps, like FG Sagittae, abruptly.
Otherwise, no movement from one place to another on that plot is to be expected.
And its age remains indeterminate regardless of its mass or spectral type.
This is disquieting in the sense that we are now confronted by the knowledge that our own Sun's future is not as certain as is predicted by mainstream astronomy.
We cannot know whether the Birkeland current presently powering our Sun will increase or decrease, nor how long it will be before it does so.

It's on its 10th rotation. Be at it for a month

what does it smell like on the sun? I want to move there.

it happens regularly, just on a longer timescale than us short lived mammals really recognize
it simply has not happened during this brief window we've had shit it could completely fuck
we haven't even had fucking refrigerators for 100 years, our tech progress has been going at lightspeed compared to the thousands of years fuck all progress was made

It's not even monday, 2 doomsday events in 1 week. Don't overkill on the bullshit psyops.

coronal holes and sunspots are not the same thing

Based space lamp, injecting me with Melanotan 2 and accept my fate.

Hole

if its opposite side we need noah if its same side were getting aliens kek

it smells like burning mucous membranes, weirdly

Does that really look like a thin ayer of clouds you fucking inept nonce faggot? That video was the biggest proof of flat earth there ever was and we know who you lot are that try and cover this shit up! The truth is out there! God I wish you faggots would learn the truth about this rock you live on everything you've been taught is wrong, yet here you are crying about politics when the actual real sun is right there and giving signs that clearly something else is happening here. Wake the Fuck up! mentally ill fucks.

Coronal holes?

We cannot know whether the Birkeland current presently powering our Sun will increase or decrease, nor how long it will be before it does so

Won't our sun remain pretty unchanged for half a billion years, and only turn into a white dwarf in 5 billion? What's changed? I'm pretty sure that's the consensus.

red dwarf, and the name is misleading since it means it will expand to be so large that where earth now sits will be inside the sun

I thought it was 2046 you wong kar wai wannabee motherfucker

also we fucking guess at nearly everything space related so we could be totally off in our estimation of its age
the sun could already be expanding, and only a handful of scientists that regularly measured it would even know
the process supposedly takes a couple hundred million years, but the thing is, even minute increases in its size would make this planet uninhabitable LONG before it gets anywhere near us

Won't our sun remain pretty unchanged for half a billion years

nobody knows. it could change any moment.

What's changed?

the discovery that stars are powered externally and not internally. the fusion model of the mainstream jews has failed many times.

pretty sure that's the consensus.

the consensus is also that vaccines are safe and effective

I thought it was 2046

it still is or did I say "THE MICRONOVA IS COMING NOW!!!" ?

If that happens I'll go raping

Stop embarrassing yourself

Flatfags were sent to us by God to give us a cheap laugh.

the jews have gone too far this time

You're talking to a schizophrenic who adheres to a dysfunctional model from 50 years ago mixed with nonsense like planets absorbing each other and swapping orbits. He has no knowledge of physics or astronomy.

In a few billion years, the sun will become a red giant so large that it will engulf our planet. But the Earth will become uninhabitable much sooner than that. After about a billion years the sun will become hot enough to boil our oceans.

not even a dwarf it's a giant

I knew the color was right

What happens if you fall into the hole?

the consensus is also that vaccines are safe and effective

They are though. You're not smart at all. Go back to religion, dogma suits you.

And WHY exactly does this matter?

No it's not you retard. It's literally impossible for our sun to micronova, and any stars that are capable of going micronova are too far to have any affect on us.

lol found the vaxtard

Sol Invictus
Praise the sun
Praise KEK

It's literally impossible for our sun to micronova

all Stars have Nova events, its an electric phenomenon.
however as a mentally ill jew you probably cant figure this out. many such cases.

this has happened every week for like the last year

We have this thread every couple of months

NOW THIS IS WHAT IT’S LIKE WHEN WORLDS COLLIIIDE

we fucking guess at nearly everything space related so we could be totally off in our estimation of its age

I'll give you an example; all these things are supposedly true:
-there was a big bang
-nothing can exceed the speed of light
-the universe is 13 billion or 25 billion years old depending on who you ask
-the visible universe alone is over 90 billion light years wide

A MASSIVE CORONAL HOLE JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE OH FUCK

creaTure. grim.

one of the greatest fucking posts I've ever seen

the sun is powered by the solar wind

Wait a fucking second.
Why are there so many useful statements in your post surrounding something so brain dead?

That makes sense considering the widespread scientific illiteracy on this site.
Nobody even mentioned the Milankovitch cyclesyet, and the imminent onset of a new ice age, i am disappoint.

can the universe grow faster than light lol. someone made a booboo.

the sun is powered by the solar wind

what is it like being illiterate? because thats not what I said.

kilometer

So what is it in miles, dipshit? This is an American board.

Now it looks like Swiss cheese, I've never seen holes like that before.

Looks like the British isles.
Gott strafe England

Do not look at the Sun. You become blind. Exit light, enter night. As above so below, they say.

birkeland current

no I didn't mention that

the only explanation I've ever gotten is "something something space itself also expands simultaneously"

They will crash the current system then bring in the new financial system when the reaction happens.

Whenever some sun or space related thread pops up he's ready to make a few dozen schizo posts, it's his entire personality at this point; pretty much like a flat earther. His main source is the fearmongering youtube channel Suspicious0bservers.

German micronova anon is good fren

So... It's bigger than the sun?

Big deal, there aren't even any B-D-G class sunspots rn

the words "birkeland current" is the same thing to you as the word "solar wind"?
are you tarded or jewish?

nonsense like planets absorbing each other and swapping orbits

To be fair, that isn't nonsense, but it also isn't involved in the current state.

His main source

I have many sources

A massive coronal hole

Could've just said your mom.

asks me if I'm retarded

didn't review his brain for how birkeland current and solar wind relate

The primary issue is the statement that the sun is powered by current.

Based
Getting ready for it right now.

t. amateur radio enthusiast

based

I'm obviously talking about the cosmic sized birkeland current you retard.

The primary issue is the statement that the sun is powered by current.

there is no issue, thats literally how it works.

Bros I am 99.9% sure that me and my wife just secured our first house.

A massive coronal hole over 1 million km wide

Checked, astronomical kek

kicks the can down the road

Damn, you fucking hate proximate cause.

calls a fusion balloon a light bulb

yes Stars are balls of plasma.
Their light comes from the phenomenon called "electrical arc discharge".
So what actually determines a Stars location on the Hertzsprung Russell diagram (pic related) is something entirely else, the HR diagram is a plot of actual observations, not something deduced from theory.
Our Sun, being a fairly typical star, falls almost at the center of the diagram (at Luminosity = 1 and Absolute magnitude = 5, Spectral Class G, and (photospheric) temperature = 6000K).
A major question is:

Why do stars tend to group themselves together in certain ways on this diagram?

perhaps the most important factor in determining any given star’s characteristics is the strength of the current density in Amperes per square meter (A/m2) measured at that star’s surface.
If a star’s incoming current density increases, the arc discharges on its surface (photospheric tufts) will get hotter, change color (away from red, toward blue), and get brighter.
The absolute brightness of a star, therefore, depends on two things: the strength of the current density impinging into its surface, and the star’s size (the star’s diameter).
Therefore, we add another scale to the horizontal axis of the HR diagram,

“Current Density at the Star’s Surface.”

Consider moving from the lower right of the HR diagram toward the left.
In so doing, we are moving in the direction of increasing current density measured at the surface of each star.
The first region on the lower right of the diagram is where the current density has such a low value that the plasma surrounding the (anode) star is not driven into the normal glow mode of operation, let alone arc mode.
This is a region where only dark current plasma surrounds these objects (gas giants, brown dwarfs etc.).

In the Electric Star model, there is no minimum temperature or mass requirement.
If a brown/red dwarf is operating near the upper boundary of the dark current mode, any slight increase in the level of current density impinging on any portion of the surface of that star will shift this plasma into the normal glow mode.
This transition will be accompanied by a rapid change in the voltage rise across the plasma of the star’s upper atmosphere.
Maxwell’s equations tell us that such a change in voltage can produce a strong dynamic electric field and a strong dynamic magnetic field.
If they are sufficiently intense, dynamic electromagnetic fields will produce x-rays.
Another similar phenomenon will occur if a star makes the transition from normal glow mode to dark current mode.
Typical arguments involving ‘bow shocks’ or ‘gravitational collapse’ are inadequate to explain how x-rays are generated in these proto-stars. but the ES (Electric Star) model can explain it all.

No he's legit schizophrenic and his ideas around planetary formation and the younger solar system are parallel to someone doing too much drugs.

maybe the May 27 prediction is true

On the plus side, watching him flail gave me the idea that stars might be capable of expelling excess metallicity.

brought to you by the same jewish fuckers who faked the moonlanding lmfaoooooo

NA-ZA

^^

The nazis did 9/11

space

wind

fuckin idiots. it's the first fucking thing they teach you about space. THERES NO AIR. Jesus christ who do these "scientists" think they foolin

I could do without the thought of sun-scale arc spatter

Im pretty sure it is the suspiciousobserver guy at this point.
There's some speculation about him suing people who criticize his analysis.
He's probably a diabarred lawyer or something.

solar wind kek is basically heat agitating particles in waves

Brudi, it says 2023 on that photo.
Are you pulling my leg today? You better not, cause I'm pretty flatulent

It has the amusing follow on effect of being unable to track a star's age by its color if it regularly expels generated metals, thus preventing buildup to fusion of denser atoms.
Also, what the fuck did you THINK a CME was?

I thought someone launched the UK into the sun by your thumbnail. Now I’m disappointed

Brudi, it says 2023 on that photo.

okay and? should I have added "pic unrelated" to not confuse you?

the color has nothing to do with age, you need to learn how to read good.

Light moved faster back in the good old days

why then

praise it

the phrase solar "wind" is a serious misnomer.
A flow of ions constitutes an electric current, not a wind.
We do not speak of an electric "wind" flowing in the wires leading to our coffee machines.

das rite

thats the Saturnian Sun tho.

so thats where this fuckoff huge migraine came from

alright bro spill all your hot spaghetti give me all the schizobabble info you got I am really curious with this eletric model thing you have running there

This is all Orange Man's fault

provides no correction

Can't tell if dumbass or deliberately ignoring what I actually said.

misnomer

charged particles traveling perpendicular to magnetic field lines

Well, it sure as fuck ain't conduction, I'll tell you that much.

"From Palace of Nestor Excavations: A heavily corroded bronze disk (left) with gold foil decorations and an X-ray of the disk (right) display a sun with 16 points that was likely attached to the warrior’s armor."

this dude is sniffin hydrogen

Hot damn, look at you go.
You must be clicking away.
Do you imagine they have different accents?

thing happens that's beyond any human means to affect whatsoever

LOOK AT IT, BE SCARED OF IT

Why? There's no shame in a death if you've exhausted every means to stay alive.

Digga, I like your posts normally as I'm nearly always present as a lurker in all Sun/Micronova/End of Times related thread. And I do believe something will happen. Probably sooner, rather than later, ss the movement of the magnetic poles seems to have increased drastically.
But you are starting to sound like you're more full of shit than I'm of farts today, cause things dont add up with 2046 any more, for one.
And I can't say often enough that that Davidson dude is a fucking grifter who got exactly what he asked for, trying to grift people with a serious thing. He seems to be the main of your <many> sources and you staunchly defend him every time, even though people have bery clearly already proven that he is talking out his ass before.
See:

I don't think it's him personally, but he probably sunk a lot of patreon money into the dude.
For the record: something really fishy is going on and something fucking horrible beyond our wildest nightmares is going to happen in our lifetimes. But I am more and more sure that dudes like Micronova dude, suspicious(gotase)bservers are cheap grifters and fanboys of grifters - neither of whom knowing what the fuck they're talking about and it's fucking pissing me off something fierce. And it's poisoning the well, intentionally or not

Not even a carrington event level

I sleep, wake me up if it ever happens again

The first thing (((they))) teach you...

Tarded

cause things dont add up with 2046 any more

they do tho, even if you ignore bed davidson completely, the Micronova is still a thing.

He seems to be the main of your <many> sources

he isnt

and you staunchly defend him every time

I dont and I actually disagree with him on many things, one of his main issues that hes a uniformitarian so he gets lots of shit wrong.

The space between where you shid and fard

Coronanal ass erections

sun farts

life goes one

There's a warning about a geomagnetic storm that will wipe out all technology at least once a year. Who gives a fuck?

something really fishy is going on

100% absolutely

and something fucking horrible beyond our wildest nightmares is going to happen in our lifetimes.

I don't know man. I think the real game is keeping everyone in suspension.
Our whole life the theatrical narrative has been that we're in danger, or at risk of being in danger.
When people start to get fed up, then they spill some blood, to remind us its real.
But its just been status quo maintaining for like 80 years.
Its like being trapped in an abusive relationship.
And these scaremonger talking head faggots are just grazing the plains of suckers for their share.

Because silicon valley dorks and the Jews funding them don't look beyond the next yacht or next quarter's return.

good, fry this fucking planet to a cindar

But its just been status quo maintaining for like 80 years.

which is around the time when they figured out the Micronova is coming, thats what all the Psyops are about.
even the CIA logo shows a Micronova and it was founded around that time.

This is why I visit Anon Babble

Half of humanity can hide in there when SHTF, Thanks Mr.Goatse pretty cool.

Arriving in 2 more weeks!!

just two more micronovas until it happens

bump

ive watched as a moon and been in the sky only to see a PICTURE perfect one spawn magically on the horizon ( also kys shill spies you are cancer )

It's as angry as it can get.

We have a magnetic field, none of this shit matters.

b-but it'll disrupt the power grid

Yeah and they'll fix it, big deal.

wild

Cool, can it knock out the internet for a month?

We have a magnetic field

its been getting weaker and its shifting around.
there are big holes in it.
I see Aurora Borealis in places where they shouldnt be and the CMEs arent even mediocre or very strong.

We hit solar maximum in July of last year, so activity should be on its way down which should mean this guy should, statistically, want to settle down too

Nic Cage knows

HOLY CRAP A SOLAR FART FLEW OVER MY HOUSE!

stop posting these shit bait threads. Every single day I see some new thread about "WW3 IS COMING IN 12 HOURS" or "ITS HAPPENING UKRAINE JUST STARTED WW3" and now its "OMG SOLAR FLARES ARE GONNA SHUT DOWN ALL THE TECHNOLOGY" Stop making these shit threads. Nothing ever happens.

Nice cartoon.

CHECKED
Holy fuck it's so over

Still believing in (((the Sun)))

The Sun can do whatever the fuck it wants.

How the sun actually looks.

Or

What the sun actually looks like.

PRAISE RA.

Hypochondiracs like you only serve to prematurely dump spiritual energy so Trump can feed off it

The God "Ra" isnt Sol, its Saturn.
when pictured on the walls of temples and on papyri, Ra is often shown surmounted with a red or golden disc, which is not inappropriate if the Sun is truly being represented but In the liturgies dedicated to him, Ra is described as having shed a green, rather than a golden light.
Thus a hymn to Ra states:

"Thou hast come with thy splendours, and thou hast made heaven and earth bright with thy rays of pure emerald light."

In another hymn we get:

"Ra ... the heir of eternity, self-begotten and self-born, king of earth, prince of the netherworld ... thou dost rise in the horizon of heaven and sheddest upon the world beams of emerald light"

Not only did this sun shed a green, or emerald, light, it itself was green.
In his form of Sebek-Tum-Ra, this sun was the "radiant green disk."

"Hail Green One,"

was the manner in which Ra was lauded

mainstream Mythologists have nothing to say by way of explaining why the ancient Egyptians alluded to the Sun as having been green and shedding a green light.
And, as long as they continue to believe that Ra was the Sun, how can they?
Does our Sun shed a green light? Is the disk of the present sun green?
Consider further the motions of the celestial object called Ra.
In a statement found in one of the Coffin Texts, the deity is addressed with these words:

"You shall go up upon the great West side of the sky and go down upon the great East side of the earth."

Isnt this contrary to what the present Sun does?
Does the Sun today "go up" in the west? Does it "go down" in the east?

flag

gape

Not surprised
(Though can’t say I differ)

Yeah and the Blaze Star was supposed to go off in March 2024. So far nothing. Granted it's 3000 light years away, but it still hasn't gone off. We know nothing about what stars are gonna do. We are not even a thousandth of a million of a googleplex of the time period of the universe. We know nothing.

The Sun's core is fluid and made of the same ingredients as other rotating bodies that surround it.

This means they are lying to us.

There is no helium hydrogen gaseous fusion core.

LENR science has the true answers, or at least parts of the puzzle.

I’d pump fluid in her hollow, if you catch what I drift.

an upslope just flew over my house

Wouldnt you want all your radios disconnected and in EMF proof cases?

a massive corn hole appeared on the sun

Is that a quadroon? Or an octoroon?

why is the sun going to micronova in 2046 though wtf

Ed Dames "killshot?"

kek'd and checked

sun is finna blast cuz ur a bitch, basically

why are you speaking like a nigger wtf

Damn, too bad old satellites will get disrupted as newer sats are still operational lmao. The future is now old man.

Fag

we finna survive no matter what it take

i havent laughed this hard in a bit, thank you for your service

Buy some seeds for this
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ipomoea_alba
It's called "Moon Flower" and it blossoms at night under a full moon.

we haven't even had fucking refrigerators for 100 years

we've had refrigerators since 400 bce you dumb cunt
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yakhchāl
also you just dig a hole in the ground / build a cellar

2 more weeks

onset of a new ice age

we're still in the ice age you retarded cunt
we never left the fucking ice age
get boosted and die

Did I just see you thanking a Canadian in another thread. That was genius btw. Thank you for your service.

The term "wine-dark sea" is a phrase from Homer's works, describing the sea's color as resembling that of red wine, often used to evoke the tumultuous nature of the ocean. It reflects the ancient Greeks' unique approach to color terminology, where they did not have a specific word for blue.