Wokeness wins again Chuds. You will NEVER defeat Disney jews

That is somehow even worse than woke. WTF

I have anime, I stopped caring about Disney ages ago

Go woke

Get big bucks

This is why I'm a bitter misanthrope.

They keep doing this with the live action remakes - changing key story beats to subvert the entire theme of the movie

The Jungle Book

Mowgli, it is time for you to accept that man's place is not in the jungle. You must leave us behind and be with your people. NAH! JUST KIDDING! FERAL KID FOR LIFE!

Lilo & Stitch

Ohana means family, and family means nobody gets left behind, or forgotten. SO LONG CHUMPS! I'M GOING TO COLLEGE!

No it just gets big bucks because normalfags and recent immigrants are too stupid to realize how Disney has changed over the years

This means they'll never stop making live action slop and traditional animation is completely dead.

anon over here with the brain, doing some thinking.

This is why they work to keep people stupid. So they continue consooming the slop and enriching the jews that run disney.

of course lilo and stich was going to be a hit you fucking retard
no one was saying it was going to bomb

It's only dead in America, the rest of the world still uses traditional animation, even in a digital format.

I've pretty much stopped buying anything disney related for a long time now, the only exception being Kingdom Hearts games but who knows when KH4 will come out or if it will even be good.

Its just brownoid movies that actually sell to brownoids because theyre 28 year old brownoids and remember the original movie decades ago. Its not so much woke as one of the rare instances of brownoids actually making their own fairytales instead of just brownwashing the existing White ones.

You can do this with just about any movie that claims to have broken a record - box office profits are up, but theater attendances are in the fucking shitter.

I was visiting family this week and treated my parents, sister, and brother-in-law to a screening of Mission Impossible; there were three other people in the theater besides us... THREE! On a fucking Friday night screening of a big Summer action movie. Shit's fucking bleak.

It’s implied that she fucks niggers at college

THE ONLY FUN THING WITH MOVIE IS TO POINT ALL THE HYPOCRISY IN THEM

... There is live action Lilo and stitch?

Wow that's awful, I think there were more people in my theater for the Spy X Family movie than your flick

They somehow kept the budget for this movie under control, just $100m

Wait, that's not real right?

My mother worked at Disneyland my entire time growing up. I worked there too for a few years. The company is dead to me. I will never give them money again and I encourage all my friends and family to do the same. They have betrayed Walt's original vision, they have betrayed families, and they have betrayed children.

Absolutely, it breaks my heart that the company that gave me hope for a good future is part of what's making the world a worse place.
I will probably never set foot in any park of WDW, even EPCOT, until the company does a 180 and shitcans every fucking piece of shit that make the company a woke dogshit company.

It wasn't a difficult movie to fuck up, so they had it easy. The original was nothing to write home about neither. Stitch is cute, end of story.

The original was actually good and handled topics that were a little harsh, even for kids back in the day.

It was fine, it just wasn't in the same league as movies that came before it, like Aladdin and Lion King.

Mulan happened and it bombed because it sucked.

Well that was just more the issue of it coming out during the 2000s, in which everyone wanted stuff like Shrek at the time.
Never mind that Pixar was eating Disney's lunch.
I honestly wish Atlantis could have done better because I like how the direction, tone and themes they wanted to do with that film

treated my parents, sister, and brother-in-law to a screening of Mission Impossible

It's because nobody cares for these movies. It's slop meant to appeal to nostalgia so they can take the money that people don't have.

Remake equals woke. Got it.

Omg she went to COLLEG??? THE WHORE WHAT A HORROR

Yep, same. Most of my family is on board with this too. Also a good excuse to save money in these trying times haha.
Disney fleeces the shit out of the dupes who still give them money.

How much was spent on marketing and distribution? Has inflation been factored in? Are the sum total of earnings from ticket sales?

Ohana means your going into foster care

Polynesian girl stars as a Polynesian character

Mate, nobody's gonna bat an eye for this. You could bet your ass that people are gonna be up in arms if they made Lilo a black girl instead.

It was pretty good and not woke at all. All characters cast fit the animated series and movie.

It's a movie about pacific islanders, and they cast Pacific Islanders to play the characters.

Brow girl depicted as brown

Uhm ok. Or race realism is a hit?

The fucking original is about a pacific islander girl. Why are you fucking deranged incels expecting her to be a blonde nordic girl? Are you fucking stupid?

Worse, Lilo becomes a foster kid, the neighbors are just the foster parents, so Nani is placing Lilo in the system

That's not even the worst part. Picrel of Gantu doesn't even show up at all. Which is literally more than half the motivation of the plot due to miscommunication and misunderstandings.

Without him, and even with him too, the movie would have no conflict due to the material being watered down.
Disney has always been an evil company. Nothing new under the sun.

no Gantu

Pity. I've also heard they have Jumba and Pleakley showing up as regular humans for 99% of the film... which is weird considering that *literally* their entire fucking schtick in the original movie was being obvious, poorly disguised aliens and nobody noticing.

It wasn't always that bad
It's an early example of enshitffication, it was good up until the early 2000s, and then it ballooned up and became worse and worse.

It also decided to arbitrarily cut important characters like Gantu and not even bother keeping some characters accurate.
Maybe go watch the original, you fucking kid. I have to remember that some of you brats are too young to remember the original

Actually, if white people were in this it would be woke because the original is not a white movie.

Make topic about some western animated movie.

Lose interest because it's not anime.

Western production is dead.

How is it woke? The original featured native Hawaiians, so does this.

Disney sticking a little more to cannon with a minority original story

Color me shocked.

stupid shitskin, this is casebook woke due to the sheer subversion of the original film message and portrayal but also brown incompetence.

wokeness wins

Weren’t the woke retards throwing a fit that the girl in the movie wasn’t Hawaiian and they were being racist…even though she was quite literally born on the same island as the cartoon? Sounds like they lost.

Actual Hawaiian girl plays a cartoon Hawaiian girl.

Sounds reasonable. Why is this woke?

Is there a scene where (((professors))) teach her anti-White propaganda, but she applies it to them over Israel?

replace white characters with niggers

lose money

don't replace Polynesian characters with niggers

make money

just don't change the race of the fucking characters and your movie will succeed

monetary inflation makes "new records" inevitable

You responded to the wrong anon you dunce, I said there was nothing woke about it because the casting was done right.. Lilo is actually played by a Hawaiian kid.

$146m in 2002 would be $260m today.

Enjoy your gang raped cumrag humiliation of a country, you faggot.

There's gay space characters.
The sister leaves Lilo behind to go study in California.

They're gay too in the live action.

You're really not one to talk

found the anon with a working brain

Was a movie ticket really that cheap in 2002? Not a zoomer I legitimately don't remember. I remember them being like $14-16 when I was in high school (2006)