Talk about Germany and the imminent heatwave!
Kraut/pol/ - EVERYTHING WILL BURN EDITION
It isn't even 90F? Just wear light clothes and grab cold ones.
You think this is funny? Germans and our buildings weren't designed for such high temperatures. Also mister funny guy, just that you know, it's actually 91,4F!
I'm freezing
putler did this
Imagine being so yuropuor you can't afford a cooler. Just open windows and use fans then, as long as the heat isn't dry then your fine. Just use cold towels for behind the neck.
I've camped/slept in +110F weather before no problem. Even a month with no electricity sleeping in 100F in a "modern" home(not a tent).
Just open windows
Just let more hot air inside your tiny apartment bro. Trust me bro, this will totally help bro.
FUCKING AMERICANS!
heatwave
FUCK YES I love smelling women's sweat on the train. I remember my redhead teacher showing me her absolutely SOAKED armpits and I almost creamed my pants
Its fucking raining, what heatwave
Also what the fuck is a cooler?
Once the rains ends on Friday the heatwave will start. It's all over the news.
I dont watch propaganda fake news
wtf i'm voting green now
You telling me you krautpoors don’t have AC?
Oh lawd I’m cooked
Nobody has AC in Germany.
hope this heatwave kills off a lot of oldfucks
Total Boomer Death
Die Rentenkasse ist jetzt schon am jubeln.
Sozialversicherungen geben jährlich 25 Milliarden Euro für Verwaltung aus
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it was the last remotely interesting line of conversation in the gen
Moin
Nobody has AC in Germany.
Speak for yourself, the civilized Germans have AC in their homes
think about tays hard nipples because of her AC
now show bremerhaven
bremoin
No opinion
Is it better to take a train or fly from Bavaria to Nedersaxon?
Take the train please
Kek, are you hoping he's delt with by migrant violence?
Maybe? :)
kek
Perfect, so now my tomatos and cucumbers can grow better :)
I am building a Gewächshaus on the weekend :)
The berries are in dire need of some growth too.
Fucking finally I am fucking freezing
in a better world, some nerd would provide us with a neat collection of futurama - ac - scenes on his youtube channel, but in this mess of a reality, this is all we get...
Interesting flirtatious style
Varg was right
building a Gewächshaus
Plastic or glass?
Disney would copyright strike them immediately
Plastic, with a wooden construction.
I want it to be portable and it must be 3x4m in size. So I cant use glass.
lolwat
Something about blue haired autistic women needing a real rw man and three babies to fulfill their potential or something - can’t remember the specifics, replicata posted it
when you just wanted some friendly travel advice from locals and they wish you get stabbed by a pack of sandniggers
Baerbock ist eine unfassbar intelligente Frau
post feet
For the lovebirds:
AC
You've only had it for what, a year and a half, two years ? Don't get too uppity. :p
fly
Nigga you've only just re-embraced your Americaness, will take a while before you get your Superman powers back...
Guess we are heading straight for the cyberpunk dystopia now ...
Will anyone who worked for Anna-Lena Baerbock’s foreign ministry be held accountable for fraudulent asylum claims? Fake photos, forged documents, lying on applications…
This is how you get a job top job at the UN, apparently.
White people are not supposed to live in fucking australian desert.
mion
Will anyone who worked for Anna-Lena Baerbock’s foreign ministry be held accountable for fraudulent asylum claims?
you are joking rite?
He thinks he can travel in Germany without getting stabbed or robbed
Honey it's not 2010 anymore.
I've been contemplating for over a week now whether to go to the cinema next month. That's how bad the security situation in Germany has become
imagine not having a private cinema at home fucking poorfags I swear
It’s a serious question: internal documents uncovered by der Spiegel show that NGOs told people to lie on applications. German tax payers have been paying for this fraud and are apparently ok with it?
One example includes an Afghan man in Pakistan who almost attacked consulate staff after they asked him if he’s a homosexual - he apparently didn’t know that had been put on his asylum claims.
Germany is clown country but let’s make a thread about the weather.
It's ok, soon you'll have a real rw man to escort you to watch the movie version of life is strange or whatever
Maybe I’ll get sütti to scoop me up in a forklift.
Honey, I’ll protecc don’t worry too much
Plus, we’re gonna do outdoorsy stuff away from the cities
it’s over
You mean in the hills near sheep? unfortunately arabs will also encounter you there, near their traditional source of sexual stimulation
range ban starlink!
Since the Taliban took over Afghanistan:
36,400 Afghan refugees have come to Germany. Internal documents from Baerbock’s foreign ministry reveal that the NGOs paid for by German taxpayers forged documents and helped Afghans to lie on their asylum applications. Meanwhile, there have been multiple violent incidents (rape, murder, assault) perpetrated by Afghan migrants whose stay in Germany is funded by German taxpayers. Nice to know the government enabled illegal immigration of unvetted Afghans.
Here’s a link to an article that’s not behind a paywall:
Elon Musk's retaliation over the cultural rejection of H1Bs.
Letting the low caste streetshitters pay 10$ a month to shill him in the manner of "saar musk is very good man, he gives me and cousins enternet to insure india superpooper 2026"
actually humid air is the problem.
41°C at 30% hum in rome: no problem
28°C at 80% hum after it rained in germany: unbearable
I miss this nigger like you wouldn't believe.
Is this v-juice?
Heidi or Anna-Lenchen?
both
idk
テイさんとダゴくんとどちらが蒸し暑いですか
zis
all of that is not a bug, it is a feature...
...and germany is full of features
I'm glad that Germany has a pro-Ukraine chancellor
Hopefully this means that Europe as a whole can now back Ukraine more strongly
norfies need to fucking die for making the exact same thread with the same garbage summerjakkin every year
SAY IT LOUD SAY IT PROUD TOTAL NORFIE DEATH o/
norfies are worse than niggers
ISSO!
falsch und schwul
The alternative is to keep the sats unused when they're over India. It's also politically relevant to bind India closer to the West.
Yes, thanks techbros for the enjeetification of the west/internet etc
And Kraut/pol/ will be their default startup page.
business idea: we develop jeet routers that come with pre-trained LLMs that'll filter any content suspected of having jeet origins. we can do this for many more use cases
whenever i hear someone crying abt jeets i must think youre a fucking mudslime
its also the same with "jews" well yeah, jews here and there but i think youre a stinky mudslime
Good morning! Gimme those recent business reports, but do them in Kraut/pol/ format pls ...
Höhöhöhöhö ... :3
nothing anywhere, nothing on my weather app.
since when is 23°C on sunday a "heatwave"
And have it append "Thanks Grok!" to the end of every filtered/dejeeted post
like the old "posted from my iphone" on shitter
bläh'd
nothing wrong fucking a poojeeta
Varg speaks against this
who?
all non white women should be sterilized and used as sex toys and house slaves
all white women should be forced impregnated, produce 3 kids and be killed afterwards
バイスド
yeah but germany has a pretty good electrical infrastructure, i would imagine they have air conditioning in most of their buildings
we have the 2nd worst electrical infrastructure in europe behind Portugal
bühmermensch ist a BILF