Christians wheel out their IQ-maxxed psych daddy Jordan Peterson to save the faith
“Watch him BTFO 20 atheists, bros!”
Starts mumbling about “chaos dragons” and “narrative substrate” like a schizo academic on shrooms
Can’t answer a single yes/no question
“Do you believe in God?”
“Well it’s complicated… what do you mean by 'God'?”
What do you mean by SHUT THE F* UP**
Christianity’s entire defense now hinges on a guy who treats the resurrection like a Joseph Campbell bedtime story
Doesn’t even say Jesus existed lmao
Christian anons in full meltdown mode
“He’s not REALLY a Christian!”
You clowns used this dude as your Messiah when he was crying about trans kids and cultural Marxism
Now that he crumbles under basic atheist pressure, it’s cope and disown time
Peterson sounded like a malfunctioning GPT when asked basic theological questions
Meanwhile, the atheists sat there smirking, sipping onions, and still came out looking sharper
Your religion’s “warrior” got steamrolled by Reddit-tier arguments
Imagine needing a Canadian benzo addict to explain your faith to you because you never actually read the Bible without a commentary
This is what happens when your entire belief system is outsourced to a YouTube algorithm
Pack it up, Christcucks. You’re not defending Christianity. You’re cosplaying it in a Jungian dream state.