Why isn't the US happy?

Niggers

Nice ESL ahmed, show hand

Israel is far less plausible to me.

I was just going to ask how being at war makes jews happy, but I guess they were just born to genocide.

he thinks it's possible to measure happiness

I wasn't even thinking about the war.
Israeli's just seem angry and frustrated in general.

If an Israeli and a Mexican were throwing a party on the same day and I was invited to both I would definitely go to the Mexican party.
Hell even if the Mexican didn't invite me I would still try to go there instead of ending up at some Israeli "party".

This metric doesn't actually measure "happiness". No-one asks "are you happy" in these studies. Instead, they rate shit like "press freedom", "democracy index" etc. and rank how good goyim each nation is.

Niggers.

Mexico is a wreck now. Its always been a brown poverty shithole but now its also a murderous hellhole as well. Even the tourist areas are too dangerous to go to.

4.Sweden

The rape capital of Europe

Guess I better go rape a bitch

blessed are the poor in spirit, for theirs is the kingdom of heaven

Those rape statistics are meaningless. Did you know that in Sweden you can be convicted of rape online? I.e you can rape someone without ever meeting them. No shit we are the capital of that shit.

I was happy once and it was horrible.

It's actually kind of a chipper country. Here in the US I don't really speak to my neighbors whereas in Mexico people are on a first name basis with at least their immediate neighbors. They always have some kind of festival or holiday and they have a social life even during the week. Here in the US people don't do much on work/school nights. Everything fun is reserved for the weekend.

Why isn't the US happy?

People can't afford it.

Maybe because they're all cutting their dicks off

Sweden is probably the most segregated country on earth. All the rapes bombings etc. happen in ghettoes where it's literally 100% immigrants. Whilst the middle-class swede lives in a single-family home with their brand new electric car in a 100% swedish neighbourhood. So the average boomer bo-göran thinks everything is fine and jolly whilst theres a gang war going on in the ghetto. His exposure to this "multiculturalism" is taking his wife to the new nepalese restaurant downtown.

Why isn't the US happy?

Im pretty sure mexicans score high when actual happiness is measured. This happiness bullshit is about living standards.

finland happiest country in the world

finland posters constantly seething about russia

something doesn't add up

story time

have reunion with American friend

we catch up...

she tells me she is on anti-depressants and anti-anxiety meds, and in therapy

her husband is on ADHD meds, and anti-depressants, and in therapy

her son is on anti-depressants and anti-anxiety meds, and in therapy

her DOG is on anti-anxiety meds

her sister's dog is on anti-depressants

i was wondering if I was supposed to laugh.
like, is she trolling me?
but she wasn't.
never heard such insantiy in my life.

'Happy' in this context of course means smiling through a mouthful of bugs as we are herded into corrals by hideous monstrosities

Absolute bull shit. I've spent months and months in Mexico as my wife is from there and no one fucking talks to their neighbors, you just assume they're you're enemy. It's completely normal to live next to someone for 20 years and never say hola

>her husband is on ADHD meds,

No such thing, Attention deficite is because you consume too much sugar, corn syrup and coffee.
Stop drinking coca cola , coffee and "energy drinks" and your ADHD immediately stops.
As a result of consuming caffeine such as , again , coffee and energy drinks, there are highs and lows.

But... sounds like woman is just insane.

>finland happiest country in the world

>finland posters constantly seething about russia

Also finland has one of the highest MALE Suicide rates in Europe.
Seems to be a northen paradise with free crap for women and hell for men.

same for Iceland.

It is a fake index.

Stop lying on the internet.

Finland MALE suicide rate: 24/100 000

USA MALE suicide rate: 24.1/100 000

Russia MALE suicide rate: 41.8/100 000

Lithuania, Estonia, Latvia, Belarus, Hungary, Ukraine, Slovenia, Poland, Moldova and belgium all have higher MALE suicide rate than finland

worldpopulationreview.com/country-rankings/suicide-rate-by-country
It's still very high by NORDIC standards, which isn't surprising we are the poorest nordic country, much more like a baltic country economically

You probably live in San Miguel de Allende or some other expat enclave.

Much of Mexico is very miserable due to the ever-present threats. But Mexicans still know how to be social and have a good time.

Sweddn no, swddnd yes!!! Bazonga!?

America is like that too. A very strong illusion of safety among the respectable suburban middle classes. That's how they can be anti-racist; they simply don't see niggers as threats. It's like their wealth creates a magic invisible shield. Then when something does happen, it utterly wrecks their illusion and leaves them lying awake in bed every night for months afterwards.

Why is Israel there, I thought they are at war?

Oh you, didnt you know? Jews love slaughtering the innocent, of course they are top 10 happiest country when they know they are bombing little children :3

Proud American Gringo live for work pay taxes and support Israel.
Mexa lives for fuck/eat anything that moves,work is just a gig,tax avoidable, fuck the kikes.
Not to be proud but to be happy.

Derp derp derp fuckin beaner,Muh guns.

I can believe this list, but what is Israel doing here?

Fucking beaner. At least I can have guns.

getting off on bombing children, soon to be #1

be happy

gets dismembered

Generally they create these happiness scales by measuring whether needs are met, not by asking if people are happy. The nordics score highest because they have the strongest safety nets and most everyone does alright, so there seems to be the most space for happiness.

But when these tests do more direct questions like "how often do you have fun" or "how much fun experiences are you having" or how happy they are daily, the nordics go way down and the most "happy" countries end up being south american ones where people take siestas and do a lot more partying and spending time with friends and relatives.

what a fake globohomo list.
I know Antarctica is the happiest cuz they got no niggers.

They love genocide so they're in paradise right now

Heavy is the head that wears the crown.

US will never be happ

What about the black scientist there?

Jews.

I'm pretty happy.

Fake news. If that chart was real then America would be number 1.

To be fair the Israeli party is most likely a honey pot. The Mexican party will probably have cartel members there, but they'll be part of the party organically and not causing trouble or trying to get blackmail over you.

The first 5 are all full feminist countries so blokes are forced to say they are happy but what I have seen Nordic men do enjoy being cucked male feminist.

There's not that many cartel members.

That's the funny thing I also have guns and sometimes I even use them to shoot out my problems.

He use the right word "organically" something your employers and kikes steal from USA citizens

What exactly do you mean by this? Like threatening to rape someone online can get you in the can?

Not hard to please Nordic women

US isnt happy

Wonder why....