New Hermione casting confirmed

filthy mudblood

That's a man. They literally made hermoine into a tranny

Looks like the homo from The Crying Game.

Literal mudblood

haters gonna hate

People who grew up with harry potter books should be over 30 now. If you still watch hbo/netflix at that age you should just kill yourself and I don't care about any opinion you may hold on any subject.

Herrniggermee

Good eye, anon.

Wasn't going to watch this woke trash to begin with after they fuck Game of Thrones so bad. PERMANENT BOYCOTT.

a new loli to be sacrificed to the kikes

This is the least brown they could make her while still being able to say the n word

book accurate

i suppose it still is yeah

Yo it's oneyplays what's up nigger

I have literally thousands of films stored up that are nigger free. Many hundreds of others where, if any niggers are present, they are menials and/or figures of fun. My collection presents the world as it was and as it will be again.

Ireland is Russia, Irish are Russians, but slightly less educated and way less well behaving. Hairy Pooper is very popular in Russia, so, hey. So-much-so we even had our own domestic trace of it, called "Tanya Grotter".

...

I never got the interest in Harry Potter it's just like dumb for sake of being dumb while also being whimsical and having magic.

She looks 100% European.

Doesn't Snape get hung from a tree at some point by Harry's dad in a "flashback" type scene?
That's going to look really bad with a black actor getting lynched by what was basically the trust fund chad captain of the sportsball team white Potter character.

Will they still call her a mudblood?

jeety but cute

She's a pale skinned Indian.
White people don't refer to ourselves as "pale skinned", we consider ourselves normal so there is zero reason to mention skin tone.

Literal mudblood

That's going to look really bad

They cast it this way on purpose so evil whitey is attacking the poor innocent brown heroes.

What's more important is that Harry's mom will get some BBC and cuck Harry's dad. The Gangesmione will clog the toilets on the train and in hogwarts from trying to flush towels she laid on the floor to shit on.

Kino. Maybe that was the plan all along.

Why don't they just make a new show about magic featuring diverse people? Why do they need to redo an original work? No-one's asking for the Mona Lisa to be repainted in blackface.

Unfortunatel, its a little kid and by default little kids are cute. Normies will gobble this up.

Not only is she described as pale in the books, Rowling said long ago that Hermione was 100% a self-insert character.

This show probably won't last long enough for any of that to come into question, even if they bother with the main story mystery backstory shit that's revealed at the end

White people don't refer to ourselves as "pale skinned"

Lmao, yes we do brownoid

Stradivarius and the Cup of Dung

Go fuck yourself, you lying brown sack of shit.
Hermione was White.
The two pajeetas in the story have jeetnames and are clearly labelled as Indians.
The token black kids are also described.
This is all retcon bullshit and you know it.

I have a really good OLED tv. and when they black a character and run a night scene I can't see them properly. The black on black merges.

book accurate

bullshit. numerous times throughout the books hermione is said to have pale skin.

If you still watch hbo/netflix at that age

retard. Its not about watching it. I wouldnt watch it anyway, I dont pay for streaming services and dont care for kids shows anymore. I just hate that they are muddying my childhood.

just don't watch it lol
watch the originals if you feel nostalgic
or just move the fuck on, it's a children's story ffs

The two pajeetas in the story have jeetnames and are clearly labelled as Indians.

this. JK was very clear about their ethnicity.

the chinese girl is literally named cho chang.
jeets = patel
irish kid = finnigan
etc
etc

shes white.

Because nobody is going to watch it. Why do you keep doing remakes of famous/popular series? It's the only safe bet you'll at least break even

children's story

pretending moaning myrtle wasn't a super ghost whore

ngmi

hermoineesha

yep

no fuck you. its not about tv shows/movies. its about what this casting represents.

>pretending moaning myrtle wasn't a super ghost whore

they put in all sorts of adult references into kids' movies so that parents who are forced to watch this shit with their kids don't completely die of boredom

the two most popular fanwank characters are hermione and snape

make them both browns

by consequence of the former, the most common fan pairing is snape/hermione

by consequence of the latter, this pairing is now just the two browns of hogwarts (please ignore the actual browns in hogwarts, no one except nerds knows that harry went to the yule ball with an indian-born pureblood witch)

White people don't refer to ourselves as "pale skinned"

We do when we are referencing bookworms, dumb dumb. As in pale skinned not tan. That means she most certainly was white. And Hermione was obviously modeled after the author so there's that. That bitch Rowling gives two fucks about her books, or ever did. It was a cash cow from the moment she stepped into the publishers office.

you have made identity politics your religion because you have nothinge else going in your life
imagine being angry about a movie you don't have to watch
pathetic loser

who cares about modern stuff. would watch a japanese anime remake of hp tho, maybe future ai will create movies as well

you dont have to be in this thread either retard. why dont I just take a shit on anything from your childhood. you dont have to play with it anymore right? it shouldnt bother you.

And you aren't gonna do shit, instead of having white kids and becoming an activist you'll complain about your reddit characters being replaced on Anon Babble. Worthless opinion from a worthless man, as expected of a harry potter fan.

What’s fun that it will be total subversion, she will leave black incel poor fag for rich white sportball captain. Nature is healing.

WINGARDIUM LEVIOSAAR

Why don't they just make everyone black and make it about a wizard school in Africa
Why do a remake nobody asked for?

why dont I just take a shit on anything from your childhood

you can't affect my memories
you can't affect the books or movies or whatever I already have on my shelf
I don't care about any remakes and neither should you
you talk like a hysterical vagina person

Remember the time they race swapped Lavander Brown between the movies because they didn't want Ron dating a nigger?

having kids and becoming an activist

buddy thinks people actually do things after having kids aside from feeding and raising a replacement slave.

Mulatto kids are ugly as sin
It's like nature doesn't want whites and blacks mixing

Nogwarts

kek

wizard school in Africa

Imagine them showing up for the tri-wizard tournament
Hogwarts crime wave ensues

after 11 years i still occasionally jack off to Emma's Hermione. funny how beautiful some girls can be. sad how she turned out later in life.

I have 2 kids (not getting a third until we acquire some more real estate) and I'm involved in my city council buddy. Anyway lunch break's over, see ya later nigger

ets weengardiom levioSAAR, Ron

oh? muad ting wot the fock are you saying you sket

god fucking damnit

intentionally portraying your cultures biggest movie success in a manipulative way knowing it will influence younger people in a direction against your own peoples interest should not upset you

Niggers like you are why we are where we are.

just another product of hollywood.

Unironically roasties these days do not see it that way. At this point I do not even think they are lying to themselves about it, as most women I know even here in rural bavaria fucked a nigger or brown at this point.

They can't cast white people anymore britain is diverse now and everyone needs to be represented with the new demographics.

Are they going to call her a “mud blood”?

muchos tacos que chomp chomp

Some executive at HBO is talking about the viewers and saying:
"They WILL be WOKE even if it cost every penny the company has!"

have to use that verbiage cause it's in the actual books

Yo they might actually be based on accident lmao

Is it really that bad over there?

that never stopped any other woke company from employing a massively diversified workforce while the population was still mostly white.

Quite funny to see this post from a burger flag

jews are jealous of white people because white people are smarter and more attractive. This is why jews are genociding white people.

Not a nigger hand

Not obviously trans

No masonic iconography

Fake and gay

Ireland has fallen.

Nice trips satan. However, ignoring this shit is the only way to deal with it. Even giving it negative attention is giving it attention.

We are where we are because a lomg time ago american assholes were too lazy to pick their own goddamn cotton and because britbongs though their food needed to be more spicy.

If I were the emperor of mankind the whole continent of Africa would be turned into giant national park/prison and all niggers would be parachuted down there with no ability to leave.

I feel bad for the kid. All she wants to do is act and has been given a poisoned chalice of a role. She better grow up to be hot quickly or her career is over.

The nigger is Curtis Yarvin lmao

She already played a black Matilda
Guess her career will just be blackwashing lmao

The way to deal with it is making Tiktoks of Zoomers yelling filthy BloodyPoo when she pops up.

I really don't give a shit. Not even Rachel Zegler could beat Emma Watson in an insufferable cunt contest.

Haters gonna hate

Lovers gonna love
I don't even want, none of the above

Hairy Pooper is very popular in Russia

No it isn't, what the fuck are you on about

she looks indian

He means the army gay sex that you are trying to block out.

hermana

She is going to supply Polyjuice potion to Indian customer support and become the richest person in Indian when everyone believes they are actually talking to 'Mike' now.

I am not upset with her casting, it could be worse. I am surprised they didn't cast a full on ape for her similar to pic related.
They lost me when they cast a gay black man as Snape. I never had much hope in a reboot tho. Rowling would do anything to try and recover some of her progressive cred after shitting on trannies.

she is.

buck teeth and similar hair. much better casting than the nigger snape

They did, it was called The Society of Magical Negroes (or some dumb shit), it bombed terribly

She’s half Greek half English.

we

No.

Hermione Granger's character is untrustworthy and sneaky. She goes behind Harry's back and gets his broom confiscated. She curses a document to disfigure another student for telling a teacher about their club, without telling the other kids. She continuously ignores Harry when he is convinced Malfoy is a death eater ( because it wasn't her idea). On top of that she has a strange attraction to bathrooms. She's attacked by a troll because she spent 8 hours in the crapper, and on another occasion spends weeks brewing a smelly curry potion in a different shitter.

Basically she's the perfect candidate to be played by a sneaky jeet. Can't wait for the abusive interactions between jeet-mione and nig-snape. The memes will be great.

She's brown.

book accurate

Does she shit in the street in the book?

greek

so she is gipsy

BEHEAD ALL SATANS
barnesandnoble.com/w/behead-all-satans-mnm-dr/1122270988?ean=9798855612042

Greek? They went with Greek? That's nowhere near England! At least half Spanish would make some geographical sense.

Honestly Social Services should be involved, the kid is going to end up worse than Amanda Bynes. Like she's playing the role of an irritating immigrant Gen Alpha are already doubting the Holocaust.

She had been on holiday and had a tan you fucking retard. Why would it randomly say she is very brown...

Jesus.

Most of her plot happens in various bathrooms. She also gets petrified by a giant serpent that comes out of the shitter. She was destined to be a jeet.

Idris Elba sat at the cafe drinking coffee, he looked very brown

Fuck you, jk Rowling wrote incongruous slop and now western culture has to swallow it.

This will push Malfoy to finally stop supporting conservatism and to fully embrace White nationalism.

Lucius was always a white nationalist.

I don't care about this. Harry Fagger was never good.

Even if you haven't read the books you know that sounds strange lol. Why would it say that she looks very brown hahahahahahaha. That's like saying the azn girl looks very yellow.

It's a good sandbox for conservative pro self-defense fanfiction. A large portion of Harry Potter fanfiction is nationalist, "you can have my wand when you pry it from my cold dead fingers".

This^
Also, she always flat out stated when someone was black in the books, such as Dean Thomas, Blaise Zabini, Angelina Johnson. With Dean, she went even further and talked about how his mother was single, and he wasn't sure if he was a half blood or not because his Dad walked out before he was born

Should add that this implies his mother was either a whore or raped, because she didn't know either

They don't want to make new things, they want to take old things with existing brand recognition and change them to preach "the message", the old skinsuit strategy.

Gypsy kids in my village look better than this genetic garbage.

I bet they are better actors as well.

I've read the books. And it's obvious jk Rowling wrote Hermione as herself. But Hermione is also the perfect candidate for race shapeshifting, and it's hilarious that they landed on jeet.

t. Ron Vasily in denial

White people certainly don't refer to Indians as pale skinned.

N I G G E R
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all the antags are white which is the only part of the books worth keeping accurate

It doesn't really matter, you know it's going to be bad no matter if she is white or whatever. It's a modern remake, of course it's going to be shit. I wish they could make everyone black so people realize how disgusting hollywood is/

My favorite type of girl is thin, petite, and brown. Lot's of those in Issan.

Be human

decide remake Harry Potter series to include diversity

>everyone hates it

doubles down

even more racism

“Black people cant make good shows and characters, we have them replace already existing characters!”

Hermione has light skin

The irony of not being able to tell who was a mudblood before to definitely now

Obviously Harry Potter is a black movie... it’s in England

Just as Tolkien envisioned it.

Ai garbage. Her teeth were always large. Malfoy made them grow out like beaver teeth, when she went to medical she had the nurse shrink them so that they were smaller than before.

"Hermione Jean Granger", famous Indian name.

It's pronounced "Granjeer"

Thats what always bothered me about the call for Idris Elba to be bond. Why. Why not make him like 006 or some shit and tell new stories in the same universe why do we need to race swap or gender swap established characters just so some retarded narcissist can look in a mirror when they see bond.
A character doesn't need to be a perfect reflection of me for me to identify with them why are queers and shitskins so obsessed with it being that way.

This level of retardation must stop, I don't give a damned about "book accuracy" and arguing with shitlibs over some sentences where Hermione is white or brown. She was clearly intended as a white anglo girl and it is obvious for everyone who has a brain. What is the next step ? Saying that every character from every book where the author didn't state explicitly "this character is white, from the caucasian race, aka milk/grey skin" is in fact a negro ?
Kek, next step is to say that Charlotte and Werther in The Sorrows of Young Werther are a bunch of sandniggers because they are never described as explicitly white ?

Better than the chink/flip cleaning ladies heating up a steamed pork bun in the microwave and the smell of a battlefield littered with corpses rotting in the sun as feral dogs feast on the guts crawling with maggots permeates the entire floor.

J.K Rowling did artistic sketches of the characters in the 1990s. That has now been shared on Pottermore in 2016.

Picrel is one of these.

I see no inclusion of feces near Hermione indicating any Indian heritage.

What is the next step ? Saying that every character from every book where the author didn't state explicitly "this character is white, from the caucasian race, aka milk/grey skin" is in fact a negro

yes

MUDBLOOD!!!

Based Draco Malfoy!

Gary wasn't in the books. Jk Rowling killed Gary.

I thought woke was over

Harry Potter is for ages 7-15
You're 35.
Time to move on Pedoman.

Here is another Sketch from JK Rowling.

Hermione in the middle.

Not a single nigger.

Severus Snape reveals Alan Rickman's casting and depiction were pretty much spot on, too.

Not a nigger.

Looks like a vampire jew

Muttblood ::D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

Dean originally joined the gang, and was called Gary.

A perfect kike lmao, in the movie I felt a bit bad for him because he looked like a basic european incel but now I feel way better knowing that Rowling evisioned a disgusting jew as the main victime

That was never in doubt. Books describe him exactly like that.

pale skinned

she is browner than my unwashed ass after diarrhea

'k

Harry Potter could not have ended any other way
youtu.be/R7-Bw5pSIs4

Anything made in the current age is woke, fake and gay. Even if they didn't make it woke it should still be considered fake and gay because of the time it's in. Only things made in the 90s have the true power of canon.

Get the nigger out why do they have to always do this shit? Can’t we have anything fun it all has to be ruined by niggers?

HBO

lol so no one cares

american assholes were too lazy to pick their own goddamn cotton

reminder
virtually all of the cotton plantations were Jewish owned and run. one of the greatest lies Jews have created is the idea that Americans were too lazy, when it was the Jews who imported, sold and owned the cotton picking niggers. because manual labor is worse than death to any Jew.

STRAIGHT DROP

J K Rowling co-signed the movies. J K Rowling had the chance to "nigger it up a bit".

Now it has been established as canon. Completely in congruence with the book

Emma: Brown eyes
Emma: Brown hair
Emma: White skin
Emma: Look exactly like Rowling's sketches

It’s propaganda so much easier to use things that have a built in fan base already

Of course they are ugly. They are just lighter skinned niggers.

I genuinely feel sorry for this girl. She's caught in the middle between some bullshit culture war between shitlibs and chudlords and she's too young to understand any of it. The Anglosphere is a genuinely evil civilization.

"Harry what the fucking bloody bastard benchod you bloody fucking?" *head bob* "Voldemort fucking bloody Snape saar." *eats cow shit*

Yep.

Yeah, and jews know this and do it anyway for that reason.

That's a whole lot of nigger love.

Cast mix raced girl

Hermione is a mudblood

Based

this. just stop giving them clicks and money its that simple

Don’t feel bad anon, they just calibrated their propaganda properly.

nobody has children

Well at least you’re actually French

Voldemort should be albino against hitler-potter

Hermione was a bitch.
Casting is fine, you stupid kike.

Imagine race swapping Harry Potter of all
Things
you people are disgusting

It is almost like there is an effort to put niggers in our stories?

There is a pattern of this.

They are afraid of this.

Wizards in Africa

The whole plot revolts around finding gold in bald men’s heads

Wonder how those scenes of him being bullied by Harrys father are going to look like

Do little white boys these days even have any cute white girls to fall in love with on tv and movies?

I hate DEI and all that kikeshit BUT she looks book-accurate. Hermione was always described with darker skin, dark hair and brown eyes. I still think the bitch who played her in the movies (forgot her name) was perfectly suited but it is the truth. She (new giel) looks like she is described in the books.

Zoomer HR just uploaded the books into chatgpt, it parsed Draco calling her a mudblood and voila

かわいいですね

I hate DEI

If you have to preface your posts like that I already know you made a reddit coded astroturf post. Nice try.

She’s half Greek

Greeks not white confirmed
Just lmao
How will they ever recover

she looks like jebus when he was 10. dont hate your saviour!

It's over

"Hermione Jean Granger", famous Indian name.

Hemani Gangjeet

(Chunky Diarrhea noises ensue)

First of all, the girl doesn't have Afro features at all, but even if she did - so what? She's probably a nice young girl from a nice family and she's a child. A child being used as a pawn by despicable people. The negrophilia so heavily promoted in the West is largely a result of Anglos overcompensating and feeling the need to right historical wrongs, and so it manifests in this creepy and perverted worship and idolatry of Africans.

hermoine ganges river

Shut up nigger.

I don't matter. None of it matters, man they're never going to speak a bit of truth. Everything is dishonest in this world. Unless we literally get to start killing people in the streets on a massive scale then nothing fucking matters.

Btw they're referencing the SINGULAR sentence that says Hermione looked brown while inside a dark, candle lit bar. I'm also brown because I tan well otherwise pale as the horse I'll one day ride on when I rid this earth of every last drop of Jewish blood.

What is that book about

I don’t see how it just pisses off most of the fans. Propaganda is best when it is subtle not when it’s bashed over your head. Harry Potter is already propaganda that is against discrimination but making Hermione a little nigger and then calling her a filthy mudblood is not subtle at all it’s just preschy dogshit

She’s Greek Cypriot born in the UK kek

I was just about to volunteer to die for Israel in the middle of the desert

but if Hermione is brown now?... I don't even see the point

/bread + AMNNNHH

Pale-skinned Indians have died 5000 years ago when Aryans was mixing with Dravidians. Fool not yourself

Stop trying to turn me into a furfag that one is kinda cute tho

thinks about trannies when he sees a little girl

Obsessed.

She's not even remotely paleskinned for an Indian. Compared to her there's Indians that look damn near Swedish in comparison as ridiculous as that may sound.

book accurate

lol

She’s Greek

Mmm

who cares didn't watch any of them.

brown

pale

brother, you are retarded

ugh fuck off Hermione Nigrer, I will marry this pure white redhead

this fucking SNAPE BLACK WIZARD sure is suspicious as fuck

Yes. Everyone who sees it for the first time will think that mudblood is a euphemism for shitskin.

Chuds lost again.

Hairy Pooter was always midwit kiddie trash, why would I care now?

I’m actually a little surprised it wasn’t the ginger that they nogged. White women BTFO

it's a children's story

The children are the future and their stories are important.

youtu.be/iN2TVd5TC_M?si=_9_dLEt3xqDyO24Y

because it’s blatant blackwashing. Whether you think the series is good or not is of little relevance

This the racial/class discrimination analogy will be completely fucked by having mudblood be literally niggers

Nobody's nothing in this clownworld. We are primed for a racewar if it wasn't for all the laws protecting immigrants.

She gets BWC in the end so this is high IQ as it means 1 billion pajeets can imagine themselves married to a non-jeet. That's why jeets love JD Vance, anything to imagine themselves as desirable. Should make the 7th season very popular. Although jeets are pedos so probably will be popular in the first season.

I'll just take the W that Ron is still a ginger. Really though, who cares. Even the OG movies didn't do the books justice, a new series based on the movies certainly won't.

Also, book Harry>>>>>>>>>>>>> beta movie Harry. By the time it was revealed his dad was a bully in the books it actually made sense.

We absolutely WILL NOT cast attractive females anymore.

Is all this shit happening because of Harvey Weinstein?

Grow up.

Nogwarts

heh

Saaar you have to go back

Just sit back and let your enemies mold your culture lmao you don't even have to watch it

All throughout my childhood I saw non-white characters in media and never had an issue with them, they were their own characters and fit the settings just fine. This was the kind of media that actually promotes multiracialism. More recently the jews who run the entertainment industry have been systematically replacing whites with non-whites. It's done for a handful of reasons, but they all boil down to the hatred these kikes have for whites and everything we've produced. For a few decades now, whites have sat back and only complained mildly as they saw themselves replaced in their own countries, and saw this process reflected in media. We're now reaching a point where whites are getting belligerent about it and no one can pretend it's just a few losers upset a little brown kid got cast in a movie. Keep trying to shame people into accepting erasure, it's only going to make them more belligerent.

A pale Indian, least it’s not an ugly nigger ape like in that curse of the child trash

hermoinishar grangiloo

The most traditional of Indians.

Relax, it's easy for you to abscond identity when yours involves swirling around a toilet clog and taking Germoney's gibs.

HAHAHAHAHAHA AT LEAST SHE IS NOT A TROON HAHAHAHAHAHA WHIYE RACE IS DONE

You have to go back, Anon Babble was never seriously racist until you maga cultists came here from r/thedonald.

I'd rather have a vantablack nigger than a jeeta.

See, the problem is that in especially in the first book, she gets attacked for being a "mudblood". No way they can let that happen now, OR it will be overblown and presented as something utterly horrifying.

The white race isn't going to exist in a century or 2 frfr XDD

It’s on hbo so no one will be watching it

Care to post the screencap of the posts that were read out in that video?

it means 1 billion pajeets can imagine themselves married to a non-jeet. That's why jeets love JD Vance, anything to imagine themselves as desirable

Anon Babble often says this but a jeet/(paki) girl I went to school with was nearly murdered by her parents because they saw her holding hands with a white guy and she’s in hiding now last I heard. They hate white people but love to live here from my experience. Unless most jeets in America are faggots/cucks or something?

we desperately hope europe's issues are exaggerated so we can live vicariously

orale vato

book accurate

8/10 b8. Whoever wrote this is straight trolling.

Is that girl really pajeet? She looks white to me. Maybe Arab... The point is she looks Caucasian, not Indian / Pakistanian / Australoid.

I would even argue she looks whiter than 75% of Americans.

SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR

Ignore the mud washing of your culture

No thanks kike

They will just change it.

To make Snape like a christ figure getting bullied and then turn away the crowd who tries to help "forgive these white folk for they know not what they do, and the pain they cause tonall they exploit and take advantage of"

happens in various bathrooms

obviously she wasn't indian... unless hermione was the toilet witch all along?!

brownoid immigrant is completely unfamiliar with character descriptions in English novels because he can’t or doesn’t read

Shocker

She looks white to me

Flag checks out

he read the harry potter books

cringe
i was reading mein kampf

Looks White to you because you come from a country of nigger loving arabs larping as Europeans.

Are you fucking retarded? THat girl on the far right is clearly white.
It's called a tan.
She even has light brown hair.

I'd wager she's whiter than 90% of Americans.
And yeah, she may come from Syria, Turkey or some near Europe place... but even then she'd be among the whitest ones.

Go away dumb mutt!

>arabella

holyfuck arabs are so retarded its a fucking meme at this point, if its not muhammed or muhammedina its arab or arabella xD

please erase the arabs already, the world cant take it any longer.

not an English White girl from England

book accurate

0/10

what are tans

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arabella_(given_name)

Arabella is a female given name, possibly of Greek, Latin, or Celtic origin.

Please, erase the dumb Swedes.

They'll develop caste system and pretend the whitest of them are real Swedes.

Yeah, she is about as tan as the paki bitch in the same photo. That's not sun exposure that's the shitskins color. Smeared in feces. Why would your shitskin princess be White and the jeet not be White? What fucking sense does that make?

nah, gary is just canadian

My gf is from India and i call her a nigger every single day

I remember that webm

At this point im surprised Samuel L Jackson wasnt cast for the role. He would have accepted too

It's Star Wars for women.

THAT'S A NIGGER

Now guys, she's just heavily tanned that's all. Can't you tell she's white and just spends time in the Sun?

Samuel l Jackson spends his money as fast There's enough draco Malfoy/Hermione Granger smut written by fan girls to choke a horse. Just in the explicit category there's 11k smut fics of Hermione ruining dracos perfect Aryan dna

Harry Potter is a rich ass nepo jock that breaks every rule coz he's friends with the dean.
For real I can't see him any other way now. It doesn't seem that way, but there's no defending that position.