Brit/pol - seethe has no place here. #KickItOut

Four children injured as car hits Liverpool crowd

bbc.com/news/articles/cy0k4r20dr0o

What we know about the Liverpool FC parade incident

bbc.com/news/articles/ce8209lzzp4o

Ministers considering scrapping two-child benefit cap

bbc.com/news/articles/c5ykp78r5r7o

Leaked recording reveals police doubts over woman’s abortion arrest

bbc.com/news/articles/cp852g0l6j6o

King to give key speech in support of Canada after its dispute with Trump

bbc.com/news/articles/c9wgd98yr89o

KFC to create 7,000 jobs in UK and Irish growth push

bbc.com/news/articles/cy75exp5p6mo

Attempted murder charge after police officer injured

bbc.com/news/articles/clynkzqw3nwo

Beef drives food inflation to highest in a year

bbc.com/news/articles/ckg41n37990o

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Radical empathy = realising blacks are genetically hardwired for low empathy and removing them from society

GCHQ Lass & The Glowniggers is a fully licenced brit/pol/ Broadcasting Corporation product. Please do not interfere with filming operations.

Say it with me: Prime Minister Muhammad Ziauddin Yusuf

more radical apathy

what's the problem with all models on clothing sites being black?
whats the problem with dr who being black?
what's the problem with making hermione a nigger?
white bitrons in 1066 wuz black
whats the probelm with blue peter being hosted by drill rappers an ting?

sick of it

We are not allowed to seethe. The governments mass importation of 3rd world scum is wonderful and comfy and the pushing of trannyism on kids is based. Dont want to seethe over awful shit. Just accept it so benniemongs can post "comfy" and thumb their little cocks whilst watching Endor.

I'm team Olukemi Olufunto Badenoch Adegoke, wait until rupo joins the tories it's only going to get better

Desmonds Reboot

kosher is exactly the same they should ban both but what's even more annoying is them serving halal shit to school kids who don't know what it is but also aren't told about it

Faggots always try to link browns and blacks, the least likely groups to ever accept their overt faggotry.

It should have ended when he came back as a woman. She would have crashed the tardis in the first episode and been stranded forever.

Pigs in the pen don't get to know what is in the slop. Nor should goyim in the globohomo afrophile indoctrination camps.

"What about kosher?"

being radical that's not very empathetic

Stop speculating

I am an empath
T. Radical

Home is where your heart is
@Camelurri
16h
Replying to @weirdohunter121 @LFC_Felly @Yugdeep_LFC
It's a shite joke. Whoever may find that "joke" funny should give their heads a wobble

MAAATE THATS NOT A GOOD LOOK BUDDY GIVE YOUR HEAD A WOBBLE YOU COCKWOMBLE PAL

Radical empathy is donating to comic relief whilst riding a skateboard and remembering the holocaust

globohomo afrophile indoctrination camps.

Great definition, truly nailed it

Based. Gas all the wogs.

Scousers are the biggest load of whinging effeminate maggots in the entire country

jewtube dicking about again

can't skip ads

can only unreccomend them so they don't play again in the future

see bame

cancel ad

I only watch ads with humans

I'm doing my part

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All this has done is confirm that Merseyside Police is entirely capable of releasing the info within about 3hrs, and simply chose not to in the previous incident. They have now created a situation where everyone is just waiting to see how the (inevitable) next incident plays out to see how things 'really' work, rather than taking the current statements from the force at face value

what about the lad who does the dead pool registrations each june?

I SAID ALL OF THEM!

Still. No. Name

for community cohesion

create problem

sell solution

corpro 101 mate

An inquest is resuming into the death of Hollyoaks and reality TV star Paul Danan.

A hearing in March heard he died after consuming a cocktail of drugs, including cocaine and heroin.

Danan, who played Sol Patrick in Hollyoaks and was known for his appearances on Celebrity Big Brother and Celebrity Love Island, had battled with addiction since his early 20s, and admitted spending more than £1m on rehab and recovery over the years.

The court was previously told that the provisional cause of Danan's death was combined toxicity of heroin, methadone, codeine, pregabalin, cocaine, zopiclone, contributed to by benzodiazepine use.

Calum Best, in an Instagram post after Danan's death, said: "Life wasn't always easy for him, but he faced it with such heart and courage, and that inspired so many of us."

bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c5ye9z75pd0o

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uBlock Origin, noob.
uBlock Origin Lite if you are a techlet.

Might get a lexus or Toyota apparently they're really reliable

Funny, that. They got his age. They could only get that if he told them or if they found ID. Any ID would have his name and if he were willing to share his age then he would also have shared his name.

Who?

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From the look of it, they've still not actually charged anyone yet. As a rule, they don't release names before a formal charge is made. But with this one, it's been 2 days and they're still just questioning the cunt. Presumably just can't decide what charges have the best chance of sticking

Even if it's banned it'll still go on, halal butchers are deep in Paki ghettos where the police are scared to go for fear of of "inflaming community tensions", same reason they do nothing about all the "barber shops" and "vape shops" blatantly laundering money

Radical empathy

unless you have opinions we don't like or ask difficult questions in which case we'll punch you

Can't go wrong with a jap car, I used to say this about German ones too, but too much DEI hires has ruined that.

Why do brits say whilst instead of while? Also using 's' instead of 'z', both very homosexual things

"Empathy" = infinite tolerance for infinite importation of violent third world subhumans

there was a chap who had a lexus in the cul de sac i lived on as a kid and he would always park on the throat of the road, which was barely wide enough for 1 car to get through, and we all hoped someone would have a kitchen fire or something so a fire engine would come and bash the fuck out of his gay blue car. never happened though

You envy their mix of humor and aggro that make womens knickers drop nationwide

Fuck off josh you fat mess

because we invented the language
so you can either use correct English (British) or simplified (American) but at the end of the day, there's only one that's correct. Mr Doctor.

can think of only a few things more repulsive than the scouse accent tbqh lad
up there with the indian one

alri la

£9.50 for a subway and bottle of coke

Diabolical

The issue as already mentioned is that kosher and halal are essentially the same thing; cutting the neck of a live animal and letting it bleed to death in a long, slow a painful suffering.

a rigorously defended religious practice

as they say.

Get out of here hans

Last time I do you a favour you cockwobble

uBlock Origin

whats the deal with that - heard google were making changes to chrome to make that not work as well - i use it myself

not been keeping up with it though desu

Fast food prices are a crime against humanity. Garbage worm food for restaurant prices. Fucking ridiculous, truly makes my blood boil

subway

brought it on yourself

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Good job that what you think matters not and what slags think when choosing whos cock to slobber on does. Scousers 1- imageboard incel 0

Me landwich, me roolz. Simpul as.

never in my life have i thought to myself 'i fancy a subway'

just never appealed, never will at those prices either

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still using chrome

Deserve it.

All fast food chains are the same you nobhead

Hallow moy fallow british poyple.
Last shiny, I met a vommy at the vehicle. I shopped a whimsy with her, so at the end of the boxer I told her to get in the juicy and I'd take her to my gassy. She got in and we drove past the jizzy. She mentioned she wanted a schism of whippersnap, so I chumbered m'self into the trekington and what did I see? A rabbit! It's gennys were all print, and she chortled.
A good old time we had and I didn't even have to buy her a barf!

heh tricked ya, it's me again. im actually american hahaha ha

slags

literal 0 (zero) societal value

subway is notoriously expensive for what you get

Fuck off Hector

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I think scousers are manly and strong. Not wools tho all wools are fat jewish paedophiles

You must like men sucking your cock then. Makes sense after reading your posts.

All fast food is like that you wankpuffin

I use brave, but it still uses the chrome extension store - all extensions work similarly across many browsers

the underlying changes to make ublock not work applies to any chromium based browser - not just chrome

and i am NOT using firefox

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and i am NOT using firefox

why

I use it on me computer and phone and never see ads with ublock

You can still use ublock origin on chromium based browsers without issue

They employ brown hands to touch the food too.

Enjoy your ads then. Stop complaining if you're not willing to actually use the presented solutions to your problem.

Scousers are England's best scrappers

im sensing

the r*dditors called him and his son racist

NOT using firefox

use librewolf instead

Scousers are tough chaps, you wouldn't mess with them

I already told you to leave hans, you are not welcome here

Are there any late 30's shut in incel virgins with an awful personality and are crushingly unfunny that give girls mega ick itt? I need tips on installing Brutal doom mod and PIP claiming.

tough chaps

You misspelled

fat socialists

You wouldn't mess with a Scouser that's for sure

Tesco's introduction of AI technology to some self-checkouts has led to customers joking that it bears a striking resemblance to the Video Assistant Referee (VAR) technology used in football.

The supermarket is aiming to reduce shoplifting by installing overhead cameras to identify when shoppers fail to scan an item properly, and then showing a live-action replay of the item not scanning.

Figures from the Office for National Statistics show that shoplifting offences recorded by police in England and Wales rose 20% last year to 516,971, external.

But the number of thefts recorded by retailers themselves is even higher. Figures from the British Retail Consortium suggest there were 20.4 million thefts in the year to last September, up 3.7 million on the year before, costing retailers £2bn.

On Bluesky, a user voiced fears, external that the technology could open the door to more surveillance measures. "What's next? Drones to follow… you about the store?"

One Tesco worker, who wanted to remain anonymous, told the BBC they were grateful for the addition of the new tech.

"I work on self-service for Tesco and feel like I double up as a security guard," they said.

"You're not paid very well anyway and then you have tills to look after.

"I quite often have to monitor 10 self-checkouts, on my own, whilst two staff cover manual checkouts," they said, adding that there were many customers who steal and try to "con the system".

bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c20q5q92y2yo

Surprisingly not, they instead were advising them to move house to get into the catchment areas of better (ie. whiter) schools

Always funny how the middle class libs harp on about how great diversity is while doing everything in their power to buy a house in a white area and baptising their kid so they can go to the nice white catholic school safe from the "diverse" kids they love so much

Dunno man, saturday nights in Liverpool are wild. You wouldn't fuck around

Aye they are a bit mental but a geordie would fuck up a scouser

Scouser women are great

I went to a subway in the southside centre wandsworth once, I will never go to a subway again, utter shite

Nah Geordies are bitches

UK’s most senior police officer criticises early prison release scheme

Mark Rowley joins head of MI5 and National Crime Agency in letter to justice ministry to say public could be at risk

Sir Mark Rowley said the scheme to free thousands of offenders early to ease overcrowded prisons would “generate a lot of work for police”. The Metropolitan police commissioner added: “Every time you put an offender into the community, a proportion of them will commit crime [and] will need chasing down by the police.”

He said the decision had been made “without any analysis of the impact on policing whatsoever”. Police forces were still waiting for government information on the type of offenders due for early release, he added.

Speaking to BBC Radio 4’s Today programme, he said: “We’ve asked the Ministry of Justice for the data so that we can understand the exact detail of the types of offenders who will in the future be in communities, so we can work through what the consequence of that are.”

Rowley joined the head of MI5 and the National Crime Agency in writing to the justice ministry to predict that plans to release prisoners early could be to the “net detriment to public safety”.

The letter, first reported in the Times, argued police would need the “necessary resources” in the next spending review to deal with the plan’s impact and maintain order.

“We have to ensure that out of court does not mean out of justice, and that out of prison does not mean out of control,” they said.

theguardian.com/society/2025/may/28/early-release-puts-public-safety-at-risk-without-funding-say-police-and-mi5-report

I always fancied her, grew up watching her on brookie then hollyoaks

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Scousers are the toughest people in England

he faced it with such heart and courage, and that inspired so many of us.

heroin, methadone, codeine, pregabalin, cocaine, zopiclone, benzodiazepine

Literally NOT facing his problems at all.

Calum Best, in an Instagram post after Danan's death, said: "Life wasn't always easy for him, but he faced it with such heart and courage, and that inspired so many of us."

(Now we're all boofing fat lines and pills)

Who put these freaks on TV?

They sound like wounded Pterodactyls

Touching me willy rn

1 car is officially tougher than 65 scousers

Scots are worse, genuinely can't communicate with northern scots I just don't understand them

circus masters. modern day freak shows

The tardis is female, and everyone knows women can’t agree on anything that matters.

They literally don't sound English, they're like an entire nationality on their own.

Thumb your little cock lad don't forget to put on some Disney slop too

overcompensating because hes a wimp with tits and cant put up a pull up bar like everyone from cheshire

oh my

Reckon a proper Scouser could chin any southerner ngl

I can easily understand the Scouse accent but can't understand shit north of Edinburgh

Tinhead could kill a legion of Geordies with his bare hands

Southerners are sissies who can't scrap

Is it time to start cutting off hands?

I've seen more bloody noses in 1 Saturday in Liverpool that everywhere else

I like scousers imo, they're a good bunch.

yahweh is a demon

Good morning Fritz! Afternoon now I suppose. Just over halfway through a new day and you have managed to not start a world for for a third time in recent history. How splendid of you. How are you finding brit/pol/? Everything to your liking I hope? I wouldn't want to upset you in any way, certainly not to the point you goosestep back up the Rhineland again.

They do that disgusting Qurbani animal sacrifice in their back yards during Eid. Loads of farmers report lambs being stolen around the time.

Didn't used to be. Remember the credit crunch lunch?

Their noses are all fucked from doing lines and getting hit.

Kek

People need to start slipping tins of deenz into their pocket whilst shopping

1.5hrs to get through security in Stansted. A nigger tried to push in front of me so I cut her off. She spent the next hour banging into my back and trying to go around me. Wish I was allowed to be colonial.

Jej

Better to steal steak. It's the same charge.

I bring a bunch of bananas to the airport with me in case of this scenario

bring a severed monkey paw and tell em you're gonna curse them niggas don't be liking the voodoo curses

Thoughts on Eton college?

Why are Germans so easy to control?
Seriously, Look at your history. One so called strong man after another ordering you about and instead of telling them to fuck off, you shout in unison "govern me harder daddy."
There has never been a generation of Germans that have ever said "NO" to their rulers.
Even the French, who are cheese-eating surrender monkeys, have told their rulers to "fuck off". But not you Germans.
You are a weak-willed, spineless people.
Can you name any time that you as a people stood up to your rulers?
Also, it's a bit rich you accusing us Brits of homosexuality when it is you Germans that are obsessed with shit and anus'.
Whats up with that, Fritz?

Is it illegal to cause grievous emotional harm with a curse? Can you get done for it if you curse someone to kill himself and then he jumps off a cliff because he believes in curses?

izzat in totnes

just had a massive shit lads

Just do a simple card trick and they flee like someone summoned de debbil.

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like niggers, chink niggers commit crimes in Japan.
like niggers, chink niggers screech out "kill white people!"
chinks are niggers

I've had 3 poos today and it still feels like there's more to come. sick of it.

phwoooaar beefy like?

Sounds like a case of metaphysical coercion.

Ya empathy so long as it’s never empathy toward Northern Europeans because they colonized everyone

Oh wait they didn’t it’s only the bri,ish that did that

fuck off diego

I barely consider scousers human, let alone English

Envy.

Once again - the British state is incorrigibly dense about foreign cultures. There is absolutely zero shame in Iraqi culture about men having extra-marital relations; it is the norm.

Another example of taking Islamic piety about sex at face value, with stupid consequences.

I've actually had to take Iraqi friends to one side to explain that boasting about their affairs is considered a bit tasteless in American or British culture, even in the context of male bonding. They looked at me as if I were on the other bus.

Police have arrested a man but ask the public not to speculate because

It might not be terror related

He might not be an illegal

It might not follow a pattern of repeated behaviour that we failed to lock them up for

and yet it always is

Plus, if I’m not mistaken, I think the claim here is about the ID card more than anything else. I’ve heard that it’s common for Iraqis to throw their ID cards away and claim asylum on the basis that the Iraqi authorities treat people without them like crap (i’ve also heard people say that the authorities kill people without their ID cards but that seems a bit outlandish).

Now they don’t even have to throw away their ID card; just let it expire by overstaying, claim you were too scared to renew it, and eventually you’ll get ILR.

It's a pain in the arse to get an Iraqi ID card renewed from overseas, but it's certainly not impossible. But they do also seem to have fallen for that as well.

Looking at the full judgment, in this particular applicant's case it would – according to the Home Office information – be impossible to obtain the ID card in the UK because their area used Iraq's INID terminal

That’s an incredibly flawed system

I share it because it demonstrates that when you read the full judgments there are often sound reasons for X,Y or Z reported in the headlines.

That doesn't mean we should be happy or content with those reasons of course!— but it does show the issues run deep, and 'easy fixes' to the problems presented by these sorts of cases more often than not simply don't exist, sometimes because of reasons within the control of the UK Gov, sometimes because of reasons beyond their control. It all makes the task of fixing the broken system harder than often thought.

Just send the bugger back

I see fembois getting bummed 5 or 6 times in some videos and thehy still want more. When I try it I get bummed once and feel sick and disgusted with myself, on top of the pain. I'm pretty sure I'm a femboi/gay so what the fuck is the problem.

And yet a Christian asylum seeker was denied.

I take your point in all good faith but “grant them asylum in the UK and eventually ILR” is not a reasonable solution for these cases and decisions like this set precedent, meaning more will come and claim on the same or for a similar basis. Foreign Office should be negotiating with the Iraqis to find a solution that allows Iraqi nationals to renew their ID cards and go home.

Ahh, but you see I agree with you that “grant them asylum in the UK and eventually ILR” is not a reasonable solution for these cases! My point was more that *some* of the practical solutions look more like exactly what you've just described rather than simply 'change this rule/law' and we've got it all sorted in an afternoon's work kind of thing.

There are more radical legislative solutions related to how the ECHR operates in these cases and the impact of removing it altogether, but that's, of course, a whole other conversation in and of itself.

Interestingly, you also mention "decisions like this set precedent", on my reading of the full judgment, if an appeal against deportation in identical circumstances was lodged after the Nationality and Borders Act 2022 came into force, it wouldn't be able to succeed.

That makes it a bit better. I agree with basically everything you’ve said, and I agree that the issues here run deep and are very complex. Dysfunction begets a bodge, which begets more dysfunction and on and on it goes.

It's really not that complex

one of my fav memories of living in totnes is there was this old geezer on a mobility scooter who used to go and get absolutely slaughtered and then ride around alone shouting to himself, one time I could hear him for a good 30 min shouting at a parked car ‘DIESEL CARS ARE FASTER!’

Ate 4500 cals of pasta

Do couple of years on Hollyoaks

Spend rest of your life off your nut on drugs and wasting ONE MILLION on fancy rehab retreats

Anal sex is unnatural
It's like driving up a one way street

Hope you like my ANALagy

Badenoch gets ousted.

Robert Ozempic gets the leadership.

Rupert Lowe joins the Tories.

Completely changes his positions to match their policies.

Brit buffoons give the Seedy Toff Party another chance. “They’ve changed!”. “It’ll be different this time”…

They do all the same shit they did last time for 14 years, but at least the two party system has survived, so Westminster is happy.

Clowns who voted Tory feel betrayed but will keep on voting Tory while their living standards plummet.

It’s all so predictable.

Except none of that is going to happen

you will never gain a higher degree of self-esteem than when you realise you pulled yourself up out of rock bottom all on your own. with zero help, zero aid, zero support, just sheer grit, strength of will, seethe, spite, refusal to give in, stubbornness and fuck you energy on a used pogo stick trading site 17 hours a day for 4 years straight

Bongs took over the world.
Mutts got their arses handed to them by a variety of gooks and sand niggers.
Then Mexico invaded them.
This is historical fact.

You won’t even have to wait a year before the first three become true.

You have seriously underestimated the ability of the average shitkicker to hold a grudge.

You might be calming down, but there's more than enough of us who are only getting madder.

We want blood.
And we want to make them afraid.
It hasn't even begun yet.

going to harass the council about the bins again in a bit after lunch i think

You don't enjoy getting degraded because you still have some self respect. The ones who enjoy getting bummed usually enjoy the pain, enjoy the sensation of being dominated, or enjoy the feeling of being loved/cared for/hated/just anything really other than not being important to someone. Homosexuality is a trip. These people really do need therapy but a lot of them don't want to be fixed. You probably don't enjoy it because you feel like you deserve to be loved. We can fix that here. We can fix anything here.

Nobody is getting rid of Olukemi

It's fucking shit

Unironically listening to Two Steps From Hell whilst futureproofing my investments for the inevitable financial restructuring thats due to take place soon. Also having s herbal tea.

what's the problem with all models on clothing sites being black?

whats the problem with dr who being black?

what's the problem with making hermione a nigger?

white bitrons in 1066 wuz black

whats the probelm with blue peter being hosted by drill rappers an ting?

Just don't wanna look at 'em.
Simple as.

SHE'S GOING ON THE FUCKING BOAT TO FRANCE I DON'T GIVE A FUCK.

Out with the old freckled mullato with vitiligo
In with the new gay albino african in a wheelchair

Outer/pol/ really is just jeets seething at white people and nu-COVID panic porn threads nowadays. It feels like 2020 again.

what did the british ork invaders die for in ww2?

For Germans to fuck off

A jd sports in every high street and a transgender bathroom in every burger king

Screen says my flight is boarding but the plane isn't even here yet. I miss the 1990s.

burger king

Considered getting a bacon double cheese XL but it was £10.89 just for the burger. Fucking disgrace.

Any lads see nigels speech yesterday and the utter state of yusif whatever the paki cunts names is sat to behind him, couldnt sit still for more than 1 millisecond constant facial twtiching eyes moving everywhere looked proopa coked lad fookin utter disgrace lad I tell thee

Tenner for a thin slab of beef between two dry buns is part and parcel of having an unviable financial system propped up by debt.

so that you could speak english right now

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If AI really was as good as they said it was, we'd see an exponential growth in its capabilities and a rapid revolution in all fields scientific, technological and engineering-based as the AI improves both itself and our greater pool of knowledge. Instead, we have chatbots that can't even count to 10 and automated services that don't work.

how does it feel that britain is less british now then it would have been under german occupation

@grok is this true?

So what you're saying is nothings changed.

oh it's the nonce
should have guessed

english is such a gay non expressive language
it just sounds stupid and lacks many words and expressions

German occupation wouldn't have lasted 5 years before the Reich collapsed under the inevitable Soviet/American onslaught, so it's a bit of a moot point

fuck off josh you sad fat twat

who?

Don't worry, he'll drop the VPN larp and don his EU/Catalonia flag and start pakiposting with his folder of 8 ragebait images again in around half an hour.

Why have the Tories had 2 ethnics as leaders? Wasn't it an unspoken understanding that they were to be the white middle class party? how could they fuck it up so badly?

busted again fatty boom boom

I like your word for butterfly.

Why do they keep making sequels, remaking films and turning films or games into TV shows

alternative universe i suppose
ww2 was impossible to win the way it was fought

Went to the zoo the other day lads. Missed out on seeing the camels though so I'm a bit seethey.

Oi, less of the lip.. you will never gain a higher degree of self-esteem than when you realise you pulled yourself up out of rock bottom all on your own. with zero help, zero aid, zero support- except for free housing and food money for being mentally incapable of looking after myself, just sheer grit, strength of will, seethe, spite, refusal to give in, stubbornness and fuck you energy and handouts from the government because my brain malfunctions and i can't fend for myself.

Everyone lost ww2 because germany lost
It was a fifht between good and evil and evil won
i like tea

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kek little mental case, pulled himself up
so he can spend 19 hours baiting people online with his paedo proxy

when you realise you pulled yourself up

How'd he manage that without a pullup bar?

You don't want to look at the camels too long.
It'll give you the hump.

Used to grab a bacon sandwich from them before school, swear it used to be like £1.50 or something

Weissbier is also nice. A good sleepy drink.

Using a token wog as your frontman is like using a confusion spell on the guards so you can keep looting the treasury in peace.

with no help from anyone too

cries into chatgpt with loaded questions to get the feel-good reply he wanted

take your medicine

Work is almost done and so while im here recommend something decent to eat british (that i can cook with stuff from german supermarket i am not in britain even if it sounds like that from the first part of this sentence)

Only nice thing about subway is the smell of the bread. Thats it.

It's not even bread. The sugar content in that shit is as high as some cakes.

Bangers and mash. Make sure you get less than 50% pork sausages and instant mash potato and gravy for the full experience.

comfy, love the zoo

Kek, what a fucking delusional mong.

pulled meself up without support except the government support that i can't survive without.

Zero self awareness
#NPD

Which is funny cause Germany declared that subway won't get bread tax relief due to the sugar content being on par with cakes. Germans are extremely autistic about their bread. Their white bread is called toast because its only used for toasting.

what is satire

*Ireland

There is nothing better than the smell of mixed animal shit whilst you try and eat a £5 cornetto as you get attacked by angry wasps from the bin swarms

Every male under 50 from 80 families baring my Sir name were slaughtered on the killing fields of ww1 by Germans. Ww1 was an English genocide. What the yanks did to you in ww2 clearly wasn't enough. Shitler set you up to give the German jews shitrael, the bolsch set you up to ensure reparations are paid forever, the french because they are jewish and fancied being the kangs of the EU, the Austrians because they bank rolled the entire thing, everyone had a hand in the pie. The English got to die to enrich a bunch of jews in london.

You're getting mad at the wrong people.

What you fail to see is that Robert Jenrick is from Wolverhampton.

West Midlands Englishmen of this generation are of a different breed. We have had enough of this immigration.

Some people thought that even if the British Empire fell and the islands sank beneath the waves forever and we all died, at least we leave behind a legacy of a single shared language to unite mankind. English spread better than Latin.
But, sadly, those who have replaced us can't even speak English. The language will be lost.

when she's a vegan so only eats halal meat

You don't want to look at the camels too long.

It'll give you the hump.

lmao

not an argument

That still means Britain was on the winning side of WW2, you fucking brainlet.

but what did the poor old tommies fight for:(

against fascism, which they believed was dogshit. you can think they're wrong if you like, but LARPing that

ugghhhh they should have just sided with the guy who bombed them to bits for years even though there was a chance to believe he wouldn't keep warring people after breaking his promises 300 fucking times

Bacon sandwich

Get some nice bread, just like 2 slices of bread, spread some butter on it
then about 8 slices of bacon
and some ketchup

i am not the biggest fan of hitler but clearly the were still enough britains to start ww2 after ww1 ( which was hardest on germans)
literally if the brits stayed on their island nothing would have happened to them probably

Could have sworn it was Germany. Fucking CERN timeline shifts.

has sussex ever been back since chins went down? thought he would be shitting it because his .gov email address would have been leaked

"When you only get 5 pound on a winning 5 pound scratch card, I don't think that's a win because you're only getting your money back. I don't think it's fair."
What a fucking genius!

You don't get it, WW2 was a chronological fulcrum which made everything that has happened since, and will ever happen for the rest of time, totally inevitable. Nothing that has happened since has been the result of individual decisions, or discrete events, they are all direct consequences of this specific European war (the hundreds of other European wars going back thousands of years weren't important btw). The only way that things could ever have been good is if Germany won WW2. Nothing can ever be good ever again now, because Germany lost.

The problem is we're tired of niggers and far more "sick of it" than you can comprehend.

It is a bit bullshit the lowest prize should be at least 2x, but the lotto knows the kind of person who buys scratchies isn't rational kek

Haha. Truly won the easyJet seat lottery. Plane is full except for my row.
Bwahaha. Still not paying extras.

Share flight # lad so we can follow you in real time

getting sick of history club nationalists
you dont have a time machine
stop trying to resurrect our defeated enemies failed worldview

white van with ngubu oogabooga in it outside my house for 20 mins
stand on the driveway with my dog and he drives off. what did ngubu mean by this?

Desmond's was based and porkpie pilled

Germans are the Chinese of Europe

but clearly the were still enough britains to start ww2 after ww1

Simply not. A good proportion of fighting age males were conscience objectors. It was jews in America who orchestrated the entire ww2 and provided the airforce and bombs to punish their eons old enemies. The British were happy to wear the hat of hollow victory, they were a defeated nation. Like i said, you're getting mad at the wrong people.

WW2 is the new foundation myth of the UK.

but it was incredibly important, like nothing ever has been

just like the French revolution and numerous other massive key points in world history, kek.

Bringing up WW2 and crying is so fucking stupid. There were Commies in Britain half a century before WW2, for example. Yes, it was important. Just like all the other important things.

if only germany won ww2

literally nobody knows what would have happened. there's just as much chance that a civil war and ensuing liberal revolution would have happened as there was some sort of global giga-reich, kek

Don't be silly. You glow.

Lottery is a tax on goyims material dreams. Its voluntary though.

The problem is we're tired of niggers and far more "sick of it" than you can comprehend.

This.

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literally nobody knows what would have happened.

We would've lived in a perpetual Aryan volk and there would be no Pakis and I would have a girlfriend. Obviously.

Imo the world went down hill with the invention of the spinning jenny
Fuckin Jewish mill owners.
Bastids.

it's fine lads

they can only claim UC once their asylum has been granted

until then they live destitute in 4* hotels and a £50 weekly stipend

Must be upstanding members of society surely the government doesn't just hand out asylum to mentally ill infidels and rapists

asylum seekers don't get bennies

bullshit, they get put in a free house, given free food, mobile phone and cash
those aren't bennies?

Imagine sitting shitposting when a round of cheese smashes through your living room wall

We gotta do something about this
They’re eating into Josh’s bennies

You guh?

a round of cheese smashes through your living room wall

Concerning

It's not UC which Rupo is saying, Rupo has been felted by a dose of reality again

realising blacks are genetically hardwired for low empathy and removing them from society

Lol looks like a high trust society to me

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WHOOAAAA
BUDDEEEEEE

NU bake NU U lads, keep your larps respectable and above board ayy

Business idea #9738821007

Self Defence Cheese Graters

I support any and all riots that may happen, this government is basically implicit in genocide. Kier starmer supports the death of the elderly, death of disabled Brits, the rape of British girls, British children being pushed into poverty. These are not welfare cuts these are welfare redirections to foreign invaders, no more care allowance your naan will be safe in the hands of Abdul. The British public must immediately revolt if kier starmer is not hung drawn and quartered for high treason against the union and the British public.

Chees'd to meet you

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Or maybe Rupert is implying that they should instead be considered illegals and the law should be changed?????

Immigration is personal for him.

He's played the game like a fucking pro. He is the most anti-immigration potential PM we have right now and people don't accuse of him being Hitler. They accuse him of being boring and generic.

Sussex is a state of mind.

Dont vote

Sick of saying it’s a fuckin scam and direct action is needed

Decapitated in a motorbike accident

i'm a stud, i'm ballsy

i eat cheese anywhere i want, unlike you oh-hoh hoh

They're not illegals Rupert

only once they are granted asylum and refugee status is that allowed.

Yes thats exactly what he said. He never called them illegals or asylum seekers. He called them refugee households.

Also how does

cheese terminator

Instant fondue

free cheese

£50 weekly stipend

Question for Bongs: how far does fifty GBP go? Not that these fuckers should get anything, I'm just curious about the reality of how much fifty pounds would be for a real Englishman

>free cheese

Cor yeah
Don't want to get hit by a massive wheel of cheese moving at speed though.

irritated pink floyd scottish guy

How can you have your cheese if you don't get rammed by a wheel of it?!

50 quid will barely even cover one night in a cheap shitty prison cell hotel full of smackheads in the dodgiest part of town, or a round of drinks in a pub in London

How far does $50 a week get you?

Dudes he won't understand. Watch and learn:

5 and a half big Mac meals. (Equiv small American meal)

Thought those things are 15 freedombux now

About 37.5 freddos

Kek, about what I expected. Thanks for the information, bongfrens

No problem burgerfren