New science just dropped

obviously so you can inspect it, duh

The jew fears the extended time shitter

Sometimes I shit before sitting down.

The speed of science

nah only if you dont eat enough fibers, if you eat a good balanced meal every day your digestion is going to be great and no issues whatsoever

I have untreated Crohn's disease and it takes me 25 minutes.

patently false. you can also get them during heavy weight lifting.

I have to squat and strain in the shower like a jeet in the streets to get it all out.

bet it was written by peach wife

No shit, I could have told you that from the hemorrhoids I've been getting.

in that case i got superior genetics since im fine, and i shitpost daily literally.

You can't smell it properly if it goes underwater

europoors cannot afford the correct amount of water
it is very sad

It's true. I have a best friend who sat on the toilet for 1-2 hours every day and read magazines or whatever.
Because he spent that much time clenching he got a severe interior hemorrhoid.
He doesn't know though, all he knows is that he starts shitting a lot of blood every day.
I tell him he needs to go to the doctor for that a lot of times, but he ignores me and says it just happens a lot. This goes on for a couple of years.
One day he's feeling really dizzy. Thinks he's sick. This goes on for a few days these dizzy spells until suddenly he collapses, faints.
He doesn't know how long he's out but he thinks maybe 30 min to an hour. He goes to the hospital.
They had to give him a blood transfusion they said another few hours he'd be dead. He'd shit out over half the blood in his body.
After that he got treatment for the problem and it took a long time to heal up with doctors help.
Now? He spends no more than a few minutes on the toilet. All the clenching on the pot will destroy your asshole and can actually kill you.

sometimes

the man who shat himself to death

It is so it doesn't get wet when you or the next guy eats it.

anyone who knows of totalbiscuit's death should know you don't take shitting blood lightly

this is why I shit on the street and not the toilet

toilets are an artificial invention

new science

This has been known for a long time

shit or get off the pot

Not just an expression

So shit water doesn’t splash up your asshole everytime you poop. North American toilet designs are so dogshit.

There really is no reason to sit on the toilet more than a few minutes. The whole concept of reading or fiddling with your phone while shit is drying in your crack is absolutely revolting.

obviously

Does every Jerry have a medical degree in gastroenterology?

Werther's is based never had prune juice tho

20 minutes if it’s a good shit. Releasing those loads will make you feel like a new man. It’s no different from child birth and it’s refreshing as hell. I don’t want to hear woman complain about making babies. We’re corn bred and beef fed and that’s why we have muscles, guns and cool stuff.

You wouldn’t understand

Baljeet dalit benchod you're retarded and shit on streets. Put a piece of tp in toilet to prevent backsplash.

I am disgusted by shit and never, ever look at it. If you put one of my grogans in a turd line-up, I would not be able to identify it.

you will have a dirty asshole, and you will be happy

what the fuck is wrong with europeans?

waste toilet paper everytime

do i even need to say anything?

this is retard clickbait tier "science" and should be banned from Anon Babble forever for being low quality

take poll on how long someone sits on the toilet per day

take poll on how persons health is doing

holy heckarino, people who spend more than 10 minutes on the toilet are on average less healthy!

also just sitting in general is bad for you, you know? so like stop sitting so long on the toilet, get back to work for shekelberg sitting at your desk!

Because they're scatophiles

Fuck you bitch, I'm gonna sit and play several rounds of Free Cell while I take my shit.

Yes Mohammed.... Does German welfare not give you enough for tp rolls?

Oh goody - another thing to put on a toe-tag, when some poor vaxxoid throws a clot and drops dead.

Well, if you have chronic constipation or other forms of IBS (irritable bowel syndrome) you might spend a lot of time on the toilet. I guess, if you have these kinds of afflictions, you better get on top of them to cut down on how much time you spend on the toilet.

based. I hope you have invested in some diapers

I'm on the toilet long enough to complete one Duolingo lesson.
The best part is I'm able to complete five or six lessons a day.

hot girls are shitting their pants while they shop for clothes and I never even knew about it

what the fuck

people with poor health spend longer on the toilet

that means spending more than x minutes on the toilet gives you bad health

Classic

But sitting at a desk for 8 hours plus per day as a work/education slave is natural and expected!

Just.. drink lots of coffee, or whatever else goes straight through you if you're that desperate to go. Don't sit there straining for hours ffs. The German is right Why are you all sitting in there for hours reading?

Who would sit in the toilet for longer than ten minutes anyway?
And why?

it takes me 15 seconds to take a shir nd i dont use the toilet seat. that inclides pants on and up to sink washing handing

i am the mister miyagi of taking shits. you can gradually squat to pressure your spleen and colon where it all fires out in one giant italian sausage

none can defeat the 8th degree master dung fu

The other times I'm not trying to sit down what's the problem?

whether it's old school reading paper or modern being on your phone I never understood people doing things while taking a shit
just shit and git and if it takes you time to take a dump then you need to reevaluate your diet

Many people, especially Americans, do not have good diets. Little to no fiber causes them to have problems shitting.

it takes me 15 seconds to take a shir nd i dont use the toilet seat

We get it, Ranjeet. You shit on the side walk like an animal.

Black people at work. Often while talking loudly on the phone

roastie

sense of dignity or self respect

SOMEONE PLEASE INFORM HIM

i've never understood how there are people who dont start shittin within a few moments of sitting down.

Do people really have a shitting schedule? I just shit when I have to, every time I sit for a shit, I would be dropping logs within moments.

You use a bidet, then pay dry with toilet paper. Only retards need to use baby wipes to clean their asshole

America will outlive your piece of shit country, FUCK CANADA. Also, we are whiter and smarter than you.

That's not new at all and once you turn 35 you'll learn why. Here's a pro tip, Preparation H keeps for years, so you're better off keeping a tube ready to go in your medicine cabinet than needing to go buy it once you need it.

If you were smarter than us, Mutt, why are Jews in control of your country and why do they want mass unlimited immigration from India?

i only did that once right in front of a police station that arrested me for doing triple digit speed wheelies on the freeway on my Italian superbike. fuckers

clean it up, faggot jannie pigs (i was mid 20s)

also will send you pics of my pasty white anglosaxon ass cheeks if you want, but i require iTunes gift card first saaaaar

it is
it causes hemorrhoids

i wipe on the interior of my anus so it's clean at least 1 inch inside. a bidet never cleans there, it only sprays water on the surface and doesn't even disinfect the shit. if you were handling shit with your bare hands would you just dunk your hands in water and then eat with them or would you use soap? bidets don't have soap you fucking gorilla nigger retard, they aren't sanitary

Are you a horse?

Sometimes I shit for 10 minutes. I can't help it. I have a super fast metabolism.

admits to shitting in the street like a dumb Indian animal

DO NOT REDEEM

"us"

you're a goat fuck. you're neither white nor Canadian. its easy to deduce this every time. its you, the same fuckin sand nigger every time

We're taking over Canada. We will take over the US too. Annex us and watch your Indian population explode to the point where there is nothing but Indians in your city.

of course

Imagine the smell

is this really the reason

AH YES PICKDICK GET AS DEEP IN MY PROPHET MOHOMMED ASSHOLE AS POSSIBLE

OINK OINK OINK

You can't smell it properly if it goes underwater kek

I stay on the loo for less than 2 mins probably.

But that's nothing new. People had that issue but carried magazines or books, hemorrhoids and such.

Confusing Indians with Muslims.

It's over Jamal Hector Bernstein. Indians love making fun of Muslims, and Mutts, and Jews, and whites.

(((They))) don't want you to have your sins forgiven by the genie of the bathroom and escape your demiurgic prison.
youtube.com/watch?v=dYV_H7aW-fU

Whatever this badness is it demonstrably isn't worse than a hemorrhoid.
Take your fucking time, brothers. You will regret it.

doesn't enjoy the kiss of Poseidon

DO NOT REDEEM THE PIG PROPHET VISHNU BUSY FUCKING ALLAH IN THE ASS

MOHOMMED TOO SAAR

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