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English thumke mare jum jum ke desi boys.

Why is Greenland and northern Europe learning Spanish?

Sweden: the most popular foreign language is Swedish

lmao

sweden

swedish

so apparently the country still works on it's official language, but still...

What a fail that people are learning Spanish instead of German.

German is much more useful.

Not even Captain sweden memes predicted this outcome

so 3rd world countires are learning english

It's the Syrian and Somalian refugees trying to learn the native tongue

Mandarin is about to start its winning march all over planet soon. Prepare your diddly hole.

Why is Greenland and northern Europe learning Spanish?

Maybe they already all know English? Spanish is a very useful language, you'll get much better deals on Latin American whores if you speak some

europeans don't know english

We know.

americans don't know spanish

Que?

La petulante tolerancia al conocimiento, el calvario humano

Mandarin is literally one of the ugliest sounding languages in the world. It will never gain popularity based on that alone.

learning spanish in england, iceland, ireland, norway, finland, denmark, burma, new zealand

What is even the point? Selling drugs?

No one learns chinese?

Is that some kind of Brazilian saying? It's not one I've heard before in Spanish. I'm talking more about basic Spanish like
Yo Pago cincuenta, no mas

No one learns chinese?

What for? Chink slave masters learn english, you yell at the slave masers and they in turn yell at the chinks in the sweatshop.

What is even the point? Selling drugs?

Not sure what it's like elsewhere, but everyone in Aus is forced to learn a second language, so most cunts just pick the easiest ones. Ergo french or spanish.

The dumb ones pick German and end up having to study more to pass that single class than the rest of their classes combined.

but learn an useful language

German

Truly an autistic language

but learn an useful language

English is already mandatory mate.

I unironically think the language is what makes Germans the way they are.

chinese is useless ouside of china.
chinese is one of the harder foreign languages to learn compared to learning other latin script languages.

nobody speaks monkey

I unironically think the language is what makes Germans the way they are.

definitely. Anyone who has made it to more advanced foreign language study, to the point where you can think in the foreign language, knows it changes the way you think.

probably way more useful in europe. I know a little myself but it's almost completely useless here. even going to a "german" restaurant here where they have german writing on signs and menus, I speak a little deutsch and they look at me like I've got 2 heads.

I predict it will be more useful in the future, plus it's nice knowing a language so closely related to yours. It reveals many truths and inherent meanings through similarities between then languages. You don't get that with Spanish, which you wanna learn for whom? Illegals? Germans are the second largest ethnic group after English in the US, too.

You can still easily pirate Rosetta Stone for pc and android.

Chinese is a disgusting sounding language.

You learn Spanish to make the illegal comfortable until he lets his guard down, then you stab him in the neck 123 times.

I was looking into language demographics in the year 2100. Currently like 18% of the world has at least a basic command of the english language, but in 2100 it will be like 30%. It's predicted that native speakers will remain at the current level of about 400m, but the worldwide population who speak English as a second language is going to explode.

Nobody knows any German in the states. It's useless outside of Europe.

It will be about the same in the future, everybody is learning English French Spanish and Arabic

You don't get that with Spanish, which you wanna learn for whom? Illegals?

In Britains case, it has fuck all to do with Latin America, Spain is a popular holiday destination and a lot of Brits retire there. Besides most Brits learn French and a bit of German at school (enough to order food/drink and find the toilets, at least).

It's to be able to talk to the new Americans

lol

I took it in highschool to say "fuck spanish".. then I started fucking a latina, now my German is mostly riddled with Spanish

Then visit Europe more often. I never see Americans here, and the Alps are literally the most beautiful mountain range on Earth AND inhabited by the best people. What more could you want for a holiday??

Also imagine already growing up speaking the only language that's required for communication and then not choosing to learn the language of some of the greatest geniuses on Earth. Well, have fun conversing with your amigos, eh?

In the future with the neuralink chipset you will know how to speak all languages like a native.

I know Kung Fu.

thumke mare jum jum ke desi boys

translation: cow shit very yum yum, saars.

I doubt that will happen very soon, plus you have to be mad to get a chip implanted in your brain.

the chinese just use english

bro we're all broke as fuck you expect me to take flights to europe when I can just drive to the like or something for vacation

like

lake*

it's nice knowing a language so closely related to yours. It reveals many truths and inherent meanings through similarities between then languages. You don't get that with Spanish, which you wanna learn for whom? Illegals? Germans are the second largest ethnic group after English in the US, too.

I've tried to learn some German. There are some similarities in vocabulary but the grammar is far different and is difficult for native English speakers. Even vocab is only somewhat similar, English has more French origin words than Germanic origin due to England's cucking in the Norman invasion. As this guy says nobody speaks German in the states. Most German ancestry is close to 150 years back at this point. I live in an area where there was a remnant until pretty recently but it is dying off rapidly.

Then visit Europe more often. I never see Americans here, and the Alps are literally the most beautiful mountain range on Earth AND inhabited by the best people.

I had a more recent German ancestor and heard it spoken growing up. Working on getting my papers together for a possible citizenship confirmation. I think the only way to truly learn it would be immersion in a German speaking country.

Sweden kills me every time I see this

bro we're all broke as fuck you expect me to take flights to europe when I can just drive to the like or something for vacation

except for the flight itself vacationing is cheaper outside America. Lodging has become retardedly expensive here, even outside of the hotspots.

Eurobros, we can alls give muslims Passports and send them to America.

Maybe Eastern Europe but I doubt there's a significant difference otherwise.

lmfao

Why does the Middle East want to learn French?

English is just a very expressive language, it works well in ll

You could argue that Duolingo isn’t as important to the business world as learning it in college

Why is Greenland and northern Europe learning Spanish?

they come here every summer to get some sun and live like kings with their superior salaries

Maybe Eastern Europe but I doubt there's a significant difference otherwise.

yeah western Europe still tough. I wouldn't mind checking out Poland or Romania, seems like good bargains there still. Best value for Americans is Latin America, flights are short and cheap and money goes farther. Mexico can have a somewhat European / Spain feel away from the border and resort towns, I might go somewhere there this summer for a getaway.

Is there a single chinese word with more than one syllable?

German is close enough to English to the point where most of the menu items are similar to English words. Only once in a while do you need to ask a German speaker what something is if you are unfamiliar with German food.

German is close enough to English to the point where most of the menu items are similar to English words

interesting fact, the less fancy words for foods in English are Germanic, and the fancier ones are french origin. Like poultry vs chicken, or cow vs beef (boeuf). Because the English upper class started using French words to appease their Norman masters. Has any country in the world been conquered as much as England? No wonder they are ok with the paki and jeet invasion today

Swedekeks on suicide watch

I tried to but I'm too retarded to pronounce their pinyin r and for that matter half of the stuff. You have to put too much care on stuff like voiced vs voicedless. It's nightmarish. I'll stick to Italian since it sounds sexy at the very least.

The most surprising thing is that they even bother to learn the language. In UK teachers have started complaining half their classroom or more doesn't even understand them. They preach to the void.

Last person I knew who spoke German also spoke Spanish (Texas). There's 0 reason to learn German in the Americas.

i think you're fucked.

Moop dee doop to you as well good saar

Can people not read?

The most popular language ON DUOLINGO

This is not shit they learn in shcool. It's just which languages are most popular on a single language learning website/app that most use for 1 week, so they can learn to say their own name.

Your president is German.

kek

It reveals many truths and inherent meanings through similarities between then languages

totally agree

Your president is German.

lol, sure you want to claim him? He acts more like a fat ass Anglo shyster anyway

I'm with ya. I was just saying that most people here (in the midwest there's a ton of german diaspora) don't even speak the language.

Donde esta la puntaria?
Cuando por sexo?
No, no. Demasiado
Donde esta las princesas Disney?
Si, si. Es bueno, gracias

Your language is shitty but your whores are cheap and thorough

infinity illegal spic immigrants are going there next

Why bother lol
It sounds like shit. It is a language developed for tiny bug women to screech at each other with, that’s why it’s all tonal and nasal nonsense that is intended to be spoken by the Lollipop Guild.
It just sounds fucking stupid, like there were about 10 noises the chinks never figured out and instead just started getting autistic about unintelligible minutia.
At least Japanese has soul to it. I don’t know how I would cope if I was a little bitty chinklet wu mao

it's
Donde esta la putaria
if you aren't interested and want to let one down gently, use this line:
no mas leche

All of the words are too long and autismal.
I appreciate the capitalization on all nouns, but even that is indicative of the above referenced autism.
Better than Dutch or something silly but, yeah, maybe if they actually won a world war or something I’d care lmao

Sweden

Noted, thanks, hilarious.
Yeah, also, if anybody was unaware of the meta, every single whore poaching gringos has a phone with google translate. You pass the phone back and forth, makes the negotiation a lot smoother and gets you past the “QUE? QUE?” stage with accordion music in the background quick

Maйкa ти дa eбa цигaнcкa, дa тa eбa y пyткaтa къpвa cмoтaнa! Хoдeщo лaйнo!

Nobody has ever learned a language on Duolingo.

why all balkanniggers learn German?
Switzerland is too small to fit them all in!

Greenland wants to be part of USA so bad and norwegians are going to Spain for a holiday.

boomers. its a long topic. I came here to laugh at sweden and fuck poos in the ass. i will not write 2000 words explaining it but it is a long topic.

yes many. Simply 名字 meaning name is two syllables/characters. You will notice that most daily words we use are one syllable as well. (This sentence only has one non-monosyllabic word in it). The problem with chink is that they use the same fucking syllables to mean a dozen different words. It makes no sense why they restricted themselves so much.

Its called "the German Dream" in Balkania for a reason.

back in the old days before google translate knowing some spanish was really handy. Now it's easier than ever to get by without. I took all 4 years in high school so if I get immersed for about 4 days enough kicks back in for me to be somewhat conversational. I find you'll get much more mileage out of the chicas if you can converse a bit, and as mentioned above about language changing the way people think, I find telling them how beautiful they are etc goes a long way. Think about telenovelas, that's their culture. Your mileage may vary of course.

Americans probably have no idea how convenient English is as a medium/global language.
it's too detached from most languages to be a preferred second language. And very difficult in general.You learn it strictly for business

Somalis are hard at work

Germany wants war with Russia by 2029-2030. It will get obliterated and nobody will learn German.

Useless language.

They already learn english up to a C1 degree in school so there's no/very low demand to learn english.

You know what I will try to be short:

What Millennials know about western Europe: NIGGERS!!! THERE ARE NIGGERS EVERYWHERE AND POOS / GYPSIES!!! You go to London and a horde of rapeniggers come to kill and rape you, you take your collection of knifes, some from the 60s, and you stab the niggers hordes killing the millions of poo/niggers and you get to live until the next horde of unending brown scum comes to ask for money. Sooner or later your knifes will break, sooner or later any illegal guns you have will run out of ammo, sooner or later the brown hordes will rape you and then kill you. How do you prevent this as a millennial? Do not go to western Europe

Now here is what Boomers think about western europe: it is the best place to live in the world! it is all clean and full of white people! no niggers or poos! After all, germans are all nazis! they would not allow it! Germany has not changed demographically since the 70s, they are all hard working and all secret nazis, but very clean people and big wages. NO NIGGERS!! Best place to go work minimal wage salary and live like a prince/princess while renting !!! you will be rich!!! no niggers all clean, big salaries, job everywhere!!!

As you can see Boomers and zoomers that listen to their lies will want to go and work and live in germany.

Of course, because some people are form Germany they can try to persuade me that it is not filled with waves upon waves of brown hordes eating human meat but I am ... a millenial. Go sell your german dreams to the boomers.

I believe that's mostly the fingol minority. The usual skilled workers they got don't bother to learn anything beside "gibe money"

also do not worry: our zoomers are killing themselves with such speed, sooner or later the only people left here will be milleanials. We will no longer learn / speak German. I would rather learn Indian if I want to go to germany. But I do not : i have only like 20 knifes and 1 illegal shotgun with a carboard of bullets. I cannot kill more than 200 niggerpoos when they swarm me. Only someone like pic related can survive in Germany more than a day.

imagine speaking french

us

spanish

doubt, never had a reason to ever learn it.
if you speak spanish you're berry picker as fuck.
literal monkey point ooga booga shit.

based namabians trying to learn their heritage i like my bian bros desu

imagine speaking french

I know bro, believe me, I know.

Ich spreche nur ein bisschen Deutsch, aber Ich denke schon es ist besser als Spanisch. Ich weiß, mein Deutsch ist schlecht.

Why are Australians learning French when the only people left speaking French today are literal niggers?

Duolingo doesn't teach you anything at all, it only gives you the illusion of learning

very useful language

For what? Ordering tacos?

Not really. English is king, German is used only in two and one third of the country (Swiss). Probably the second most popular language would be Russian which is spoken in Russia, Ukraine, Belarus and Baltic States, especially by older people.

spanish

bangladesh

There is no way that the opinion of commie cultist hippies in our public universities were taken for this poll

Wrong, people learn Mexican to give orders to their slaves. I’ve fucking seen it with my own eyes.

people are fascinated with spanish because of the killer tunes.
The only music I can think of using the german language is german hip hop
*pukes
Not on duolingo I guess

toilet

Stop using this word you stupid cunts, you’re inducing unpleasant imagery when you ask “where’s the toilet”. I don’t need to know that you specifically need The Toilet.
Ask where’s the rest-room and use the toilet if you need it.

Kek

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Damn, imagine French with an Aussie accent. I’d listen to that, kek

Euphemisms are prudish cancer, kill yourself
I'll ask where the shitter or pisser is just to spite you

youre retarded

austria is too calm and civilized for them. also not enough mcdonalds and wendys around

maybe they're like asians and have a romanticized idea of france

You’re a vulgar beast with no manners. Neck yourself.

English is just a very expressive language

You're right. I prefer the way I express myself in english, latin languages are too verbose

Isn't it used in only like 3 countries? Why is it more useful?

people are fascinated with spanish because of the killer tunes.

Like what? Spaniards/Spics are known for music?

I'd be surprised that it isn't english in canada but pajeets dont actually learn english here and just speak their monkey language everywhere.

Which languages aren't expressive?

German is a scientific language unlike Mexican which is only good for selling tacos.

Why? I'm learning German via Duolingo right now, so I'm curious what you mean.

I unironically think the language is what makes Germans the way they are.

I'm also curious about this. What are Germans like?

I figure that making music in any tonal language would be incredibly limiting if you count that. It's not like normal languages where you can just slap any pitch onto any word freely.

How is it a scientific language? What makes a language "scientific"? Also,

Mexican

I'm curious how different the Spanish and Mexican Spanish are.

Mandarin is literally one of the ugliest sounding languages in the world. It will never gain popularity based on that alone.

language spread is rarely driven by beauty and almost entire driven by utility

If China will start dominating the tech market world-wide, and the Chinese government demands knowledge for Chinese for foreigners to profit from that market - Mandarin will spread like fire. Money achieves miracles

French isn't easy though.
It is the most illogical language. Thus, unless you're born into it, people can tell straight away it's not your native language.

You don't get that with Spanish

What are you talking about?

English is 60% romance. Learning spanish gives you insight into the latin-derived half of the language.

We say "pork"

We wuz Latin

kek

What a fail that people are learning Spanish instead of German.

Spanish is useful in South America and most krauts are reasonably fluent in English.