Why haven't you joined the U.S. ARMY anon?

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Stupid ass question

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Anyone that bumps this shit is a retarded faggot nigger r*ddit refugee and should promptly kill themselves.

but at least they got free college

you can get that at most states now if your family makes less than 120k a year.

Because lo jan hasn't let me stick my dick in her ass yet

Oh well, now they have lots of resentment and bitterness about their time in the service which is priceless

I wish I had 2 best friends

I did 3 years and hated it
I joined with a friend
He was stationed in Germany and loved it
I got sent to fucking El Paso
He got out after 3 years though
I had another friend that made a career out of it.
Everybodys different
Maybe it depends on the unit you get sent to.
Im glad I tried it tho.

just dont be creepy and learn how to talk to people.
Everybody is lonely and wants friends, anon.

Zoomers are in good hands with the people who lost the Vietnam war, the Iraq war, the Afghanistan war. Only the finest people remain in Congress and Department of Defense to send Americans to die in foreign lands while they keep their jobs, forever.
Maybe you should try winning instead of losing. You reek of desperation. Your officer corps cares more about their careers than the lives of their subordinates or victory, and everyone knows it.

Gulf of Tonkin

Nayriah testimony

""If you take out Saddam, I guarantee you that it will have enormous positive reverberations on the region"

What bullshit will we be fighting for this time? What lies will you tell us?

It happens when it happens

piglet el goblina ameritrocidado

people find this attractive

This dumb bitch is a sergeant? lmao

Smart for a sargeant

Who is the trans person in the picture? You?

Jesus, pissing off the 3rd worlders has never been easier

the army recruiter wouldn't promise me lujan tier battle buddy so i joined the navy. now i get to have lots of buttsex with my shipmates.
youtube.com/watch?v=nmGuy0jievs

Because I hate the US government so goddamn much sweet babygirl

My favorite psyop

mine too

Does she have nudes?

Not really. Beside some booba. But those have been posted on Anon Babble several times already. Look trough archive.

well, what happens is.. they come join you. but you didn't know that.

I've only seen bikinis

It's for women and browns

many Americans have no choice but to join just to survive, just keep allowing lobbyists to blackmail politicians and send viable jobs overseas, soon the only jobs left for America will be military related, they kind of already are- in a fake fiat, "federal banking" sort of way. The amount of dudes I knew that joined just to get their fuckin' teeth fixed, lol, first world country my ass, eat shit America lmao even.

I did. As a white man who doesn’t know the color white with the pinkest anal sphincter and most receding hairline, i speak for all whites when i say it’s our duty, privilege, and honor to die in wars for jews

she has herpes and a very pungent vagina.

Bump

I would join if I get to impregnate her

Whistlin diesel just release an army propaganda video lmao

too old, too fat, too drunk. I'll take a lujan tho

There were at least two with boobas. One was legit (concluded by committee on Anon Babble at time), second might be from "nudify" threads from Anon Babble. Not sure.

are they fucking?

tap, tap, tap

I'm waiting for us to declare war on Iran because I want to be fresh when I die for Israel.

He broke up with her and is now dating a Russian model that barely speaks English. She said the relationship was "traumatizing."

but with zero accountability to your government

This.
You can find videos of aussies technically executing unarmed sandniggers because they're so trigger happy and incompetent.

SHOULD EYE BLOW THIS CUNTS HEAD OFF MATE!!!??

SHOULD EYE?!?!?!?!

JUST FOOKIN TELL ME AND I"LL BLOW HIS HEAD OFF!!!

...wait!

BAAAM BAAAM BAAAM!!!!!!!

I was in the Army 8 years and the Army girl who sucked my dick in AIT wasn’t nearly as cute as Lujan. They lied to me!

Every war since WW2 has been a complete joke and racket. I'm not dying for the military industrial complex to enrich some corporations and balloon the national debt.

based and smedley-butler pilled

Because as a civilian it is my job to support the troops by sexually satisfying our warfighters wives while they are away on deployment!
And yes, I make sure to thank them for their cervix!

she's the sexiest psyop

yep

Had a lady in shop with the psyop div hat. Crazy cute also.

I don’t serve israel that’s why. Fuck jews

Been there done that.

Lies.

Because i'm not a low self esteem onlyfans model wishing she had the ass for pole dancing

Now that you mention it, did anyone else get memorial day ads with Israel thanking our troops for their service, cuz I did

Those were troops that were upset they did not have a civilian willing to show up and sexually satisfy their wives while they were away, so their wives divorced them and took all their shit.
Had a civilian been their servicing our troops wives this suicide rate would be non existant.

Once you learn about slavery to debt based currency and how every country with a central bank is using the infinite print cheat code, you have to reprioritize your objectives in life. But just for fun: I am from a family that was very anti military because they saw it as a white organization. I wanted to do infantry ages ago when I was the proper age for the job but was pushed hard NOT to do anything military. My family was even more disturbed when I told them I wanted to learn calculus so I could make anti tank rockets and guided missiles for the army. Long story short, I got into investment and eventually learned about Congress's power of the purse as well as the parts held by the Treasury and Federal Reserve. I still feel like I was cheated out of a good career in weapon rocketry but it is undeniable how critical the power to issue currency out of thin air is for everyone. From the homeless bum to the richest King to the next Edison's and Tesla's. You cannot go back to Normieville once you know the score on currency creation.

Her face is getting chubby

I'm working on it... They keep saying Israel has no use for me

she reminds me that girl in sopranos university episode

Because the government hates it's own people and prioritizes a certain middle eastern country instead.

This is supremely degenerate.

To be fair, have civilians been living up to their end of the bargain and sexually satisfying the troops wives?
Not often enough.
It's our duty to sexually satisfy every troops wife.
And YOU BETTER NOT USE A CONDOM!
AND YOU BETTER CUM INSIDE!

I'd rather join a National Socialist Party paramilitary instead.

Damn, she's starting to look rough. What happened?

circumcised cock doesnt taste good.

I joined the USMC out of highschool in the post-9/11 early 2000s. I've done my part for Israel already.

Joining the military sucked. I don't recommend it. Also the military likes to expose you to carcinogens like burn pits or the malaria vaccine.

Check 'em - Why has no one checked?

She's basically the armys only fans propaganda whore right?

So just like 99% of other women?

Is she going to have sex with me? No? Well, that's a disappointment. Guess I won't join after all.

Where is my plot of land and title?

posting a screenshot from a kike website

Kys

OH NO NO NO NO

We still have Emiru

Already did my time......

where’s her chin?

right below her lips

Sorry rabbi, not today

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I would o my join under the condition that I get a comfy whamen job. I want to press buttons when I’m told to and say Huuurah! when some numbskull does all the work on the ground.

Because Lujan doesn't serve in polish forces.

No visa for me sir.

I self identify as someone that has served
That is good enough

It's over...

im a captain

That's a boy

At least post someone hot

Why haven't you joined the U.S. ARMY anon?

Too busy fapping to Lujan to sign up.