/OPL/ ON PATROL LIVE cars EDITION

Looked like a silver car, why did he say follow the red car?

Just tuning in now, anything of note happen tonight?

cop mustang flies by at triple digits

Seems like they arrested the wrong nigger but he has an illegal gun anyway

Hyundai and Kia got ruined by gooks not realizing how evil browns are
you can't own one in America now without it getting broken into and then trying to steal it

Yeah, its been a good show for several notable reasons.

likely story.

Just tuning in now, anything of note happen tonight?

We simped over this lady, and an e-bike got hit by an antique dragster

The gray car they said but it was silver. That shit wasnt no flat matte gray the 2023 popular NPC commie choice.

ngmi

NIGGER RESISTING ARREST

its been alright. the opening was great

He knows the dangers of Skin-to-skin contact with one of them. He almost got infected by the N-virus.

take you meds

Still no OF handle? Twitter bro, any luck?

Do you think we'll see Serenity Smith tonight? She had a new haircut on last week's episode.
I think she's going to be a host in June sometime.

I just saw a commercial of a nigger in a clown wig fucking a fat white woman in the parking lot of a waffle house

they haven't cut to Monroe once tonight
I wonder of they got replaced by Oklahoma

no monroe tonight

Carmakers Kia and Hyundai settled a class-action lawsuit with consumers, which is valued at over $200 million, over a fault in many of their cars that makes it easy to steal them.

with consumers

so kike lawyers got 190 million

If you woke up one day and you were a nigger what would you do?

steal and rape i imagine

Who fucking asked? I just said I think they look good.

Dan seems to have no feeling for his show. Losing both Toledo and Monroe and replacing them with Oklahoma and Vegas(no strip) is bad for business.

and they do
only took them 20 years before they thought
hey lets employ some european fags to make our shit look good
chinese only took 5 years to do the same

That's a lot of weed.

Can you even insure them?
here I see a bunch of california plates on 'Lucid' cars I assume they are some kind of EV trash

Oh come on, that's clearly for personal use

dreads

an entire weed store in his car

tracks

Dan thinks selling drugs to kids is funny when it's certain folks

I don't know and I don't care. The only Hyundai/Kia I'd buy is a Stinger GT, but even then thats an "oh god I'm driving a Kia" regret waiting to happen.

What Chinese cars look good? Their EVs look like a straight up Porsche rip off. The Chinese should be gassed. Disgusting thiefs 4 life.

And we're back to Officer Heart-Shaped Ass

WE ON BOYS

you could prolly enjoy life more with 50 less IQ

Their EVs look like a straight up Porsche rip off.

exactly what i mean

i thought that chick was wearing a nice dress at first then she flapped it open and has shorts on, its just a towel

What's up with that guy's ISIS beard and possible condom hat/doo rag
Is this the latest beaner fashion

chancla

beaner or a nigger

cant tell

Eh, I'd rather officer heart shaped ass then latina no sense of style

why not both?

he looks like every single Paki here
except all white outfit is like the suicide bombing outfit

sling lets you do that fuckboy

no monroe tonight

;_;

brapphogg

:D

Wasn't Serenity nigress supposed to be in studio

Anna Farris looks like AIDS. RIP Scary Movie 6

imagine the actual reaction if you wore those shorts literally anywhere

that will be the juneteenth episode

Officer extra whipped cream here somehow has breathing problems after walking five steps.

This fat Bongladeshi migrant cop in Oklahoma is out of breath just driving

Most cops on this show exhibit poor cardiovascular fitness. Nye County had the fattest, slowest cops I can ever remember seeing.

Maybe he just ate dinner? It's normal to get sweaty and out of breath when you eat.

idk how he survives the summer

is that sam hyde faking being a cop?

He keeps thinking about how many unlicensed butter knives are on the streets in this country.

Fookin 'ell m8 there's a bloody black runnin' 'round with a gun innit

for me this was the fastest ep ever. not bad.

I think he moved from Britbongladesh and was absolutely shocked how cheap a gigantic british breakfast is so he eats like 2 per day.

Fat criminals

Fat cops

I enjoyed it. I haven't been watching lately but tuned in for a solid episode

stress eating

In the pipe, 5 by 5.

I still think Dan is censoring 90% of nigger crime due to AIDS diagnosis but good nonetheless

Is that where we’re headed? Just a country of 350 million people all weighing a quarter ton, on a dozen prescriptions, and perpetually in debt?

We’re in for some chop!

fastest ep ever

Holy shit it's already midnight - yeah, this went fast
And we had 3 threads tonight, it's been a while since that happened

Dan shouldn't show citizens who are snitching

We just had to end on officer Type 2 huh.

Oi, give me that drink ya darkie.
You go ta loiiicense for that plastic straw m8
Oi zoomer poofter, give us a look in ya bag for chips

mate, tell me who’s got the pointy shooty. Me third serving of bangers and mash is KICKIN’ on me backend

see you dudes in 21 hours

Is that where we’re headed?

yes

Just a country of 350 million people all weighing a quarter ton, on a dozen prescriptions, and perpetually in debt?

yes

Black dude looks like Winston

happened about twice in the last 6 months

I'm gonna stick around to watch that dude run out the house in his underpants again.

i couldn't leave yet either

i had to hear those high notes again

can anyone translate what the perp is calling the cop? twig? player?

shorty ar in pants

who doesn't

TWIN

TWIN

WHY YOU DO DIS TO ME

TWIN

he didn't even do nuthin'!

SHUT UP! SIT DOWN

cmon twin

TWIN!

From AI:

In some dialects, particularly in Atlanta, the word "twin" is used as slang to mean a close friend or someone you consider to be very similar to yourself. It doesn't necessarily refer to physical resemblance or a biological twin. The emphasis is on a shared vibe or connection, not appearance

Young blood didn't do shieeet
Damn, bro.

Alright twins, have a good night

zion

every single time

get home from work

tune in to on patrol live

itsniggers.jpg

i dindu nothin

why you drivin like an asshole

this nigger is crying and kicking the cops window wtf is his problem?

this nigger is crying and kicking the cops window wtf is his problem?

You said it at the start of your sentence...

he's been caught for the 17th time

this cop is larping as an american he doesnt even speak english

he doesnt even speak english

Weak bait, although he does say "man" a lot.

his blood pressure is american

lmao at these two niggers laying on the ground

Twin!

TWIN

TWIN

TWIIIN

LOL did that cop just say he will smell dudes underwear?