ITS HAPPENING

What's with all this fanfare?

Oh sweatie, you really don't understand our potato girl at all, do you?

well i dont know. I think she has a shitload of food for a million starving gazan's with her and that cant go through the border now can it?

visit Gaza from the Israeli border like a normal person

1. Israel wouldn't let her into the country
2. Only civilians with military escorts (gov sanctioned propaganda tours) can cross the Israel-Gaza border.

She aged worse than that manchick from last of us.

pic related is greta's yacht

This?

Wtf? I love Greta now?! Just kidding, death to all shitskins, semitic and otherwise.

I support what she stands for, but my days of would have passed. Martyr this grandma

It's a widely known fact that the time she took that trip across the Atlantic on a sail boat, the crew ran train on her for weeks on end.

I bet she's going to be sore after this trip as well.

SHE"S COMING RIGHT AT US

I never thought that there would be a day where I would side and cheer on Greta Thunbergstein, yet here we are.

The bitch always look like she had Downs Syndrome and Fetal Alcohol Syndrome. Only an Amerimutt would've thought that she was hot.

More like USS Palestinian LIBERTY

If they take her out, normies brains are gonna melt

That's impressive, being an annoying shill sure paid well.

israeli siege

not jew siege

Germany had havaara agreement to send jews to israel and not have them in europe. Now they want jews in europe and not with their fellow sandniggers. West has no identity except being anti 1940

She's not real. She's a hologram.

I would've hit it at one point. Hard pass now though.

That would be the best thing they could do. Really piss off the whole world.

Full credit to our girl. She could have stayed on the safe and secure climate change grift instead of taking on the jewish cabal. She has more balls than Anon Babble to do what's right that's for sure.

Implying anyone other than the usual suspects cares what happens to 'climate activists.'

All memes aside, why is she siding with a country that has no environmental regulations and is only backed by petrol states (Iran, Saudi Arabia, etc.) when Israel is the only country in the middle east that has serious environmental regulations.

Screenshot this. She gets killed by IDF.

She has done more to stop the kikes than all of Anon Babble.

I honestly wonder if this is a suicide attempt since she's felt her relevance slipping away.
She has to know how vicious the kikes are, and she's going all in and risking her life on this one. It's brave, but this is her 2nd cause after she lost traction on the first one. She might just not be down for a day job and be ready to go out in a blaze of glory.

IDF will kill Greta from a helicopter.

Tfw you start calling ethnic cleansing "environmental cleanup"

All memes aside, why is she siding with a country that has no environmental regulations and is only backed by petrol states (Iran, Saudi Arabia, etc.) when Israel is the only country in the middle east that has serious environmental regulations.

jews
the answer is always jews

never forget the uss liberty nor freedom flotilla

She gets killed by IDF.

IDF will kill Greta

This would be the best case scenario

please post the video here mossad it would really earn you big points

IDF gets killed by Greta

Jews will kill Greta and blame it on Palestine

Captcha: N0TKD

Weird isn't it. It's like how Natalie Portman was got in Leon, but not so much after.

wow she hit the wall fast

Hmm I don't think she's suicidal just naive and thinks being semi famous will prevent her from being harmed. I would say the IDF will actively target her as the backlash will be minimal.

starting to look like jim carrey

Kikes try to board ship

Greta whips out an AK47, screams "How DARE you!" and opens fire

Kikes shredded, their helicopter crashes into the ocean and the ship makes its way to Gaza plowing through injured and dying kikes in the water screaming for their mommies

Upon reaching Gaza Greta leaps onto the beach triumphantly and shouts "People of Palestine, I have arrived! Your liberation is at hand!" and starts single-handedly reconquering the land, gunning down yid rats in the streets of Jerusalem in a fury of vengeance

Kikes are forced to beg for mercy and surrender within 3 days, beg to be deported to Auschwitz where at least they can die quietly through medically assisted suicide

'Tis a consummation devoutly to be wished

no it sure can't that's why it's going straight to the bottom of the ocean after a massive explosion and we can forget this little climate change goblin grifter ever existed. You really think some cunt the Jews created specifically for grifting is going to lead to a public outcry when the people that created her end her? I don't remember any greta rallies except shit posted here.

Natalie Portman was got in Leon

Bit too pedo for me, couple years after Leon would be fine.

I would say the IDF will actively target her as the backlash will be minimal.

It's all but guaranteed. With their current mindset they'll probably crucify her like Jeebus and film themselves mocking her like it says they did Jesus on the cross in the New Testament.

As much as I like Greta, she is sort of a hasbeen no?

the green movement went nowhere. if she does get killed, it's possible the story could be buried as zoomers don't even know who she is

It's a stressful job, tryna save humanity and all that. How dare you!

If she gets killed I wonder if we'll hear from the anon who keeps saying he fucked her back in the day. He'll probably have some bittersweet memories to share.

Bit too pedo for me, couple years after Leon would be fine.

For me, its Chloë Grace Moretz as Hit Girl in Kickass

zoomers don't know anything their future leader is an AI generated youtuber

It's hard to maintain a vegetarian diet without developing a sugar/starch(polysaccharide) bloat.

shes being manipulated by russian jews

I know a ton of family men. They all saw that movie and were most enthused about Natalie. When I pointed out it was a sly way of slipping in some pedophilia they all mocked me and denied it categorically. I think there's a fuck tonne of pedos out there far more than anyone realizes but what really freaks me out is how many little girls are lewd monkeys attracted to grown men.

>bittersweet memories

Like what? The broccoli?

I wanna pound her cakes so bad

ISRAEL IS GOING TO SINK THE USS GRETA

The Palestinians will kill her to frame the Israelis.

I heard from a guy who used to fuck her that she farts during sex and bc she eats only vegan shit her farts are positively atomically bad. Like rotten roadkill out in the Florida sun for 3 days after a rainstorm bad

They do love killing kids.

Based

I do, which is why I stated the obvious.
Yes, yes it can. Can she exit? Probably not.
Well yes, she showed her hand. That's the point. She's going in guns blazing with zero opsec, so giving Gazans food clearly isn't her top priority.
2: Have things changed within the last year, that your guides are now required? That was not a thing. I would love to hear about that.

The Palestinians will kill her to frame the Israelis.

or the other way around.whole leftist army will be on israel genocide side if this happens. talk about hitting 2 birds with one stone.

Why are you making Thunberg brap porn, you freak?

it makes me sad you don't even realize that's her mom, anon

Thunberg brap porn

that's straight messed-up, anon

Maybe she will accelerate some anti-israel stuff if she's killed and becomes a martyr.

sooo more muslims for sweden ??

You know israelis could be evil, cruel and child killers but sometimes they do pretty neat stuff, killing her will be so funny.

they'll make her a martyr, next hitler will be a climate advocate that kills kikes using a wood chipper

Imagine her on the piss. She gets plastered on everything, taking a particular liking to stouts and dark ales. Also during the night she eats McDonalds for dinner, (fuck vegan when drunk asf ya know?) After her night of drinking she gets a kebab at 4am. She gets home and devours some broccoli.
She gets up in the morning touching cloth. A poo is already awake and rubbing itself on her panties. She hobbles to the toilet holding her guts struggling to contain the tidal wave of shit lapping against the shores of her inner poohole. A few risky farts are squeezed out, so thick they linger. The air has a brown hue to it as she breathes back in her poop, coating her lungs. Now, the moment has arrived. Her ass waters have broken, her pink anus dilated and the grog bog is ready.
Before sitting down on the shitter, the stew starts flying out prematurely on the tiled floor. After slipping on her liquid shit and getting faeces in between her toes she managers to crawl to the toilet. She paints the bowl brown. Her legs shake. It comes out of her like thick pumpkin soup. Chunks are flying, full of corn. There is so much that some splashes back up between her smooth white butt and the toilet seat and hits the ground. Her ass prolapses. She is sure there is blood in the bowl. The smell is nothing like you've ever imagined and gets thicker with each pulsating action of her anus. Tonnes of waste explodes from her little pink anus. The hole is red raw from the amount of waste projecting from her body.
Without wiping she returns to bed where I wait. She lowers her dirty bum on my face and the remnants of poop drip into my mouth and up my nostrils. I can see her butthole winking at me as it tries to regain strength. The Greta Thunburg farts and a nug flies into my mouth. I choke on the ecstacy of the moment, knowing how jealous everyone would be of me.
For good measure I shit myself and gently doze off with the sounds of Greta's guts gurgling next to me.

Sounds about right

based

They should sink them all for trying to invade Israel.

interesting

What else does the guy say? I wanna know more about greta's beanhole

stirring

sets up for a sequel

i give it 5 out of 5 shakes

Greta rallies

no one cares. None of the green rallies are organic.

Come to think of it i dont even fucking know who she was before all this i why it fucking mattered. How she even entered the fucking news cycle.

yes

And this is right after they took down that website here you could watch AI videos of her being fucked in the ass >:(

Why are you expecting Greta to make sense?

the Palestinians killed her first of all for being a woman without a towel on her head