NEW PANDEMIC!!!

FUNGUS 'THREAT TO HUMANITY'

Nah fungus is way to easy to deal with.

wow it's fucking nothing, posted by a fucking monkey.

Tell that to Joel and Ellie

you mean homosexuality

the gay agenda is trying to subvert natural law

WARNING ISSUED

warn this
*grabs dick*

I have a toenail fungus
How dead am I

Based

Might as well give me your RuneScape account

You’re definitely a fun guy

Source: sensationalist tabloid

Aspergillus fumigatus is a serious risk to the global order anons.

kek.

Invest in tea tree oil.

The jeet is the fungal infection

A fungus amongus?

heheheheheheh

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LET THE FUNGUS BE AMONG US!

I had a weird fungal infection for a year from animals. I went to hospital for a snake bite and they said

that isn't right, have you been around beasts?

I just thought I was allergic to something in laundry detergent and was still making my way through all of them. It's weird for a fungus to get an endotherm because they don't like the heat.

Through effective infection prevention and control measures, rigorous hygiene practices, ongoing monitoring and continued research, its spread can be minimised

So don't be filthy cunt and wash your hands? Sounds like a jeet-borne fungus.

The jeets would actually be immune. They are so exposed to bacteria and viruses that inside the immune system of a jeet must be like some horror from a warhammer book.

it's not really new. they found it in the 1990s.

it's dangerous to the immunocompromised, and its biggest issue is that it's resistent to antifungals.

literally fungus

good thing I have an immune system

What do you think the purpose of the airplanes

Some asshole cut down big cedar tree to put in a shit pipe down the street. It lay there pouring sap. Gathered it and coat toenails. Nail just almost disappeared. Run out of fresh sap. Don't want to cut down a tree. But that fresh sap is amazing.

to take me far place

i drink chlorine dioxide water quite often, am I safe?

fungus

is amongus

realize i have a freezer full of berries in plastic containers

fug :DDD

SPURDO WHAT ARE DOINGS?? BLASTEKS R BAD

48 hours before it's controlling your brain

is there any way to kill toenail fungus none of the meme remedies from reddit work

The Laughter Bus is real.

The prophet Muhammad (peace be upon him) taught us that the blessed seed, Nigella Sativa, is "the cure for all diseases, except for death."
I just checked the Science and yes it also kills tinea. And almost certainly kills whatever fungus OP is worried about.
Nigella Sativa is the main component of the Cosmic Death Fungus protocol, which started on Anon Babble but is now also a schizo subreddit.
NAC, Nigella oil and Oil of Oregano. Kills pathogens dead.

The decline of the vaxxers will be substantially noticeable in mid June. I'm talking cars parked sideways in the middle of the street with the driver looking up at the sky, lost and confused. I'm talking people in grocery stores screaming because they don't know where they are or what they were doing. I'm talking about a real fucking zombie apocalypse. Get ready because this is going to be some fucked up shit you won't be able to comprehend. Family members shooting each other because they didn't know who they were and what they were doing in their house, your own mother won't even recognize you. We have about 3 to 4 months left until hell on earth. Good luck to you all.

Depends, did you get the vax?

Ordinarily, it would be. However, if yoyr immune system has been destroyed by mRNA injections and boosters during the COVID-19 psyop ((pandemic)), then you can't fight off the infection. We might have shortages of anti-fungal medications and more lockdowns.

where can you get it and is it legal? is it related to marijuana?

Not if you've been "vaccinated" with the COVID-19 injection.

You can get Black Seed Oil at CVS or Walmart, in various forms. It's a popular supplement. Costs under ten bucks. Oil form is probably better for topical usage. It's also good for acne

Its the turd breath shit eating poos.

scrape it off with your teeth. The saliva is naturally antifungal

not vaxxed, pure blood
covid did not exist to me

The cure is growing in my toes. Are you man enough to imbibe the medicine?

It's real I saw this shit just now on daily mail, we're all going to die just like in my dream.

And is a father

yes

buy nail bed fungus killer, go barefoot often, wash feet with soap often, the nail bed medication just rub under your nail. itll be gone in a month or less. it wil turn black and then your nail will grow out.

Quick give up your rights so the government can save you....

Oh wait, It's the UK they have no rights.....