IT'S ACTUALLY HAPPENING!!!!!!!!!

Why isn't this breaking news everywhere????
a long duration M class solar flare is heading straight for earth,
Astronauts in immediate danger,
Electrical grids and all tech likely to fail.
This is a big one and it's not in the news anywhere, due to impact in the next few hours.
2025 is going to be a wild year.

Yeah, okay, space yid.

M class

Literally nothingburger

Its fucking over!!

space is fake and gay

McDonalds Class

Brrrraaaaappppppppfffffffttttttttsqueeek

This will happen in exactly 2 weeks.

can cause brief radio blackouts affecting Earth's polar regions

ARCTIC RESEARCH STATIONS SUFFERING TEMPORARY COMMS INTERFERENCE?!
...my God...

hmm this would line up with the global black out predictive programming in the new Mission Impossible.

my house just flew over a solar flare

TWO MORE HOURS!

impact in the next few hours

checkstime on post,,,11 minutes ago.,
,,Wew,, thought you meant Now,,,,back to laffffing,,they arenot actual humor threads but stillaffing/

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Duration is much more important than class, this is more powerful than any in history that has been aimed at earth since the carrington event.
Notice most flares are a spike, this is a long ramp.
It's like a long fart vs a sharp loud one.

not x class

Yeah, sure buddy.

so it's not silent but deadly. oh well guess I'll be working on Monday.

I just let out a long fart...alittle wet too.
If you think this thing is anything to worry about, you're an idiot.

Silent but deadly would be worse yes but that comes from outside our solar system

NOTHING EVER HAPPENS

OP is right and this is indeed the big one

Depends on the size of the geomagnetic storm it creates which depends on the orientation of the magnetic field of this flare, if it is south facing we are pretty fucked this could be the flare that resets civilization.

You won't notice anything. Saying

Its the strongest since the Carrington event!

Doesn't mean its as strong or stronger.
That was an exceptional event unlikely to occur again for thousands of years.
This is another fear mongering nothing burger.

update. The Sun is flexing on moon worshippers. Yids and muzzies btfo.

The Earth is flat and stationary with a dome.
Creators exists.

Aliens don't exist.
Space isn't real.
Gravity doesn't exist.
Never went to the moon.
Solar Flares are a meme.
Asteroids don't exist.
UFOs are a psyop.
Nukes don't exist.
Evolution is a lie.
Germ Theory is a lie.

The world is ruled by secret societies that worship the Demiurge. Jews/Jesuits/Freemasons/Illuminati are Gnostics and Kabbalists. Masters at deception. One satanic philosophy is inverting reality.

They make you think you live on a spinning ball.
They make you think you're just an animal.
They make you think there's a deadly virus out there.
They make you think there are gay space niggers from outer space out there.
They make you think there are giant rocks hurtling through the vacuum heading towards our ball earth.
They make you think the sun is about to fart and eject some fake corona.
They make you think the poles are about to take a massive shit.

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10 proofs OP is full of shit:

youtu.be/m7ZpvLu_tFE
youtu.be/0514L2QwOBE
youtu.be/lKg-yn86zp4
youtu.be/p-BFmn2S_jU
youtu.be/BVJgObFHLY4
youtu.be/ru5fdfovkGI
youtu.be/74KRZt5oJME
youtu.be/tdwy-hxS-ts
youtu.be/UAx5cl9VpTE
youtu.be/JlFnJPFjcc0
youtu.be/XetG30_YOeo
youtu.be/ziVLbEoQ4Sc
youtu.be/7H_1ZbuA9HI
youtu.be/UbYtkrTquXE
youtu.be/1WHIr-IFqAo
youtu.be/WcqKUhU0WDc
youtu.be/wPrDg0CtWnk
youtu.be/hoGTBdu7dMc
youtu.be/mcLwr86emds
youtu.be/U_bJYXS9p4A
youtu.be/JOqc63Pp9OA
odysee.com/@probablyalexandra:6/an-inconvenient-history:b
youtu.be/X-w8acuxF6w
youtu.be/nGLJ5XJP3uE
youtu.be/olbyJDou4qQ
youtu.be/0Q18iSz6mus
youtu.be/aFFM3YJAs4Q
youtu.be/Stft_t48Hxc
youtu.be/QWa7lTxhrKI
youtu.be/Zc_J2k4Cdp8
youtu.be/DdLLamniSyg
youtu.be/udjk_FB80kM
youtu.be/4nKIN_eHYxw
youtu.be/fDBRhxryfZM
youtu.be/-rmDj1MJyaY
youtu.be/Kv9-JuLRpg0
youtu.be/7Eeo-82Eac8
youtu.be/0Vv62PFFsNU
youtu.be/CDG4oiCx_is
youtu.be/wz68Q2Nz05A
youtu.be/WffliCP2dU0
youtu.be/uUuTAflN1rU
youtu.be/lkmY_4PKMlY
youtu.be/McdMMmclGVc
youtu.be/Cm7fBZq-8T4
youtu.be/4SlRsbQ3nfM
youtu.be/Z36Ns7KUYHw
youtu.be/XhIwZuPGfss
youtu.be/CATklVkPEMw
youtu.be/eJK1gLHbOxA
youtu.be/WXaXnAvEpB8
youtu.be/gWnFMWqDRQE
youtu.be/EvnrD49RmAY
youtu.be/3wU8_jT61eE
youtu.be/lMhheDWThxE
youtu.be/hG_sv5SWi3Y?t=507
youtu.be/UOLLMkAHHQI?t=2477
youtu.be/d_h5tupEdn8
youtu.be/jDKfJROVHJE
youtu.be/maBf0H3UNJI
youtu.be/Jm7nBn7RxhU
youtu.be/BEV2SAL8z5g
youtu.be/Qse5Jc8jgSk
youtu.be/zMAa5Ir7IHU

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It isn't nothing, but it is nothing to worry about unless you live in a third world country like Puerto Rico, Spain, or France - all which lost power from less.

Top zozzle

ITS FUCKING WINDY AAAAAAAHHH ITS OVER

What the fuck is Bepi juice?

You say that but events like this directly cause volcanic eruptions and earthquakes
Our ancient ancestors knew about this and it is why they were terrified of the sky

You mispelled astronots

I heard two-weeks ago we still have two-weeks so I’m not worried about it.

It's McOver.

I'm well aware of the solar wind impact on earthquakes. I was on here telling people we're about to get hit a month ago or right before whenever Malaysia got dropkicked. If we don't get an update after the satellites 1mm miles out get hit, then it may be bad.
I don't worry until I see some e4s and e6s in the air. That's when I'll put on my tinfoil body armor and top off my magazines.

hahaha it's dark here solar flare wont touch us. gg burgers get rekt.

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At this point i hope we all burn to a crisp.
What a massive fucking waste of time my life was.

problem is tinfoil doesn't exist anymore, its alfoil

It won't begin to hit Earth for another 12 hours or more, depending on solar wind speed

tfw the movie "Equlibrium" is suddenly advertised as free for me to watch on youtube

hmmm....

You got the play cool video games though

I knew there was a reason the jews took the good stuff from us

don't say that swede bro. i'm sure you family appreciates you. i'm sure you matter to someone. you matter to me swedebro. send me a throw away email. let's play some cs2.

SEVERE GEOMAGNETIC STORM WATCH: A CME is heading straight for Earth--see below. NASA and NOAA models agree that it will strike Earth on June 1st. The impact could spark a severe (G4-class) geomagnetic storm with auroras visible across Europe and many US states. This won't be as big as the famous May 2024 storm, but it could be one of the bigger events of Solar Cycle 25 if a severe storm materializes

I want to see aurora borealis but I live too far south.

Nothing Burger

A long-duration M-class solar flare, an M8.2-class flare, is indeed currently heading towards Earth. This flare, which lasted over 3 hours, was detected by Earth-orbiting satellites on May 31st, 2025, at 00:05 UTC. While M-class flares can cause brief radio blackouts at the poles, they are not typically as disruptive as X-class flares.

Where on Earth is it hitting?

Please be Isreal/India

Please be Isreal/India

Please be Isreal/India

TLDR?
explain it to me like I have an IQ of 160 but know nothing about the sun and what happend

Nothing ever happens

Nah, SpaceWeatherNews, the Suspicious Observers guy, says it's not a Carrington Event. Nothing will happen.

Prediction model showing it could be visible as far south as Missouri. Also, if the Aurora is magenta that far south, it actually is ogre
swpc.noaa.gov/

m class

thats why

We don't know the speed yet. Solar wind speed varies. That's why the watch is June 1st and 2nd

OMG A FUCKING SOLAR FLARE....nothing is going to happen

Prediction model

Then it must be true!

It's just a solar flare, Dick. Sit down.

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if it doesn't harm my electronic storage I don't care
wait 600-1000 million years for that

I bet the Juice did this

OP IS A RETARD

I just watched his thing on this and learned he's a half jew Christian convert. Still may visit his cult ranch someday since it's close to me.

Kek I just played this game a few weeks ago

I heard coronal mass ejections are more dangerous than ordinary x-ray flares, because it has more mass or something, anyone know anything about that? The current flare is a CME btw.

He’s typically correct on most cme type things

impact in the next few hours.

Would you say roughly the next 336 hours, more or less?

What is M class, is there an A B C D E ... M ... Z class scale? Is M for MEME class?

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kek ;)

It's an event, but not a happening

its extremely simple to disprove local sun/moon. simply take pictures of them as they traverse the sky. if they are identical size(which they are) then that proves that are extremely far away and not just moving a few thousand miles locally.

they would grow substantially as they neared the 12'o clock position and then shrink substantially near the horizon if they were local.

there are of course thousands of other proofs, but this one is pretty easy to understand and perform yourself. hope that helps

Why did you even bother posting without an answer but an explanation of how to derive the answer? If you know how, fucking give us the answer. If you're even right. You are not smart but wanted to write something that made you feel smart. Pathetic.

TLDR?

explain it to me like I have an IQ of 160 but know nothing about the sun and what happend

The Sun farted, the fart was so strong that shit might hit the fan and might lose GPS signal or power lines might generate spikes that can fuck electric stuff up

1 hr ago

how much long left? Wouldn't it just be us turning off our infrastructure before it hits? ;/

X>M>C>B

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is this true? I'll go north to see some northern lights?!

G1 (Minor) storm conditions are likely early on 01 Jun as CH HSS conditions persist. By as early as late on 01 Jun to early on 02 Jun, conditions are expected to increase rapidly with the arrival of the expected CME from 31 May. G3-G4 (Strong-Severe) conditions are likely, with a chance for G5 (Extreme) levels on 01-02 Jun.

with a chance for G5 (Extreme) levels on 01-02 Jun.

We gon die

you may need to reset your router

Yawn

furthermore the webm you posted seems to be implying the sun is local and moving between a cloud layer rather than it being an optical illusion. but on the youtube videos you linked in your 2nd post, many of them show what the sun looks like from high altitude balloons, nowhere even close to the earth's clouds.

if you genuinely believe the nonsense you're propagating, then i encourage you to seriously research of the plethora of debunks that exist to the content provided.

if however you're simply on the payroll and doing your job to spread the psyop then carry on, i hope you get a bonus for the reply im giving you

I've been up to date on this flare since this morning, and I'm super excited. I can't wait for the inevitable collapse of our global power grid because of the earth's magnetic pole shift. Our field strength is weakening, which means these flares are going to give a LOT more kick than they usually do.
Seriously can't wait. I'm so sick of going to work. Just bring on the new world. Yes, billions will probably die, but I'm just ready for it to happen already.

I wouldn't travel far for it, since we don't even know for sure when it will hit, and whether the sky will be clear. We had two Aurora visible in Missouri last year and one this year already. I can't remember any happening in the prior 30 years.

The earths magnetic field is weakening and these are becoming more frequent.

so? nothing will happen

We live under a firmament.

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IQ 160

I gotchu mongol. An M-class solar flare is a moderately intense heliomagnetic reconnection event, unleashing relativistic plasma and X-ray flux that perturbs geospace via magnetospheric coupling. In essence, the Sun had a magnetic tantrum, and Earth’s upper atmosphere might get mildly electrospasmodic as a result.

its happening every fucking week and nothing ever happens. fuck.

I hope my bosses plane crashes, he’s flying today and abuses the workers. He’s a raging alcoholic too. Give me your energy to have his plane crash.

wishful thinking

Coping mechanism

Rolling

rolling for it to hit the Asian side of the globe

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you are the reason our IQ average is as low as it is.

oh no the Sun went BRAAAAAAAP all over the Earth :(

4chins Incel Quotient is pretty high

how stupid you going to feel in a week when nothing happens, faggot

firmament has always been and always will be a metaphor and not a physical structure

Have it hit Israel and only Israel.

globes dont work that way

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Don't be too hasty with the sarcasm

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Imagine if India, China and Russia lost internet. Fucking peace and quite.

That is what actually happens if you look at a timelapse of a setting sun

To be fair we can't really trust anything NASA gives us, although a balloon does indeed show the Sun above the Earth, it is hard to gauge what is actually going on, the sun rays can also prove that the Sun is alot closer than 8 billions miles away.

is that a pig?

kek, this! :)

Solar storm the same time as reports Israel wants to attack Iran.
Well well well

That is what actually happens

Yes, because going through more atmosphere to your eyeball means more diffraction and less intensity. That was a bad example on his part, but flat earth is still stupid as fuck

interdasting

It appears so. Even the wild pigs are smaller and weaker in China. An American boar would have painted that whole landing red.

Astronauts in immediate danger

Thanks for the heads up, i was just about to visit your Uranus

Yet NASA can't do a live stream and show us the Earth from a distance where it actually shows the globe? I mean the full picture, they ARE hiding something

Maybe Spain was a test run before they go live

Rolling for your boss to come out miraculously unscathed and using his newfound feeling of invincibility to abuse you even more

yes, it's all fake and filmed in a studio with harnesses.

Its a nothing burger. You might be able to see the aurora and thats pretty much it.

/thread

I'm a pragmatist. And as I said earlier.
You'd be an idiot to worry about it.
I honestly HOPE for such an event. It would suit me very well.

I can respext that

Flares don't head for Earth, the resulting mass ejections do. This one's big enough to make some aurora south of Canada for a day or two, but little more.

the sun farted and when the fart hits earth it can create pretty lights but if it's a really big fart the lights might turn off :(

We shall see.

Hitting nerve gas at that speed is like imagining the smell.

every month there's some catastrophic event that will end humanity, then you read the article and it's actually like a 0,01 chance

You don't understand. The magnetosphere is weakening, those M class flares seem stronger now because of that. Also that was a long flare, you don't normally see long tapering like that.
This is gonna bring crazy aurorae, electronic interference, and altered human behavior. It also rode a coronal hole stream so it's moving even faster than otherwise. If the polarity is negative that'll make it even worse.

rolling for getting to test my supplies ;)

I'm more worried about all of the volcanoes and earthquakes that this thing might set off than the effects it may have on electronics.

Hope there's no anons around Campi Flegrei, that volcano over there is bad news.

Cool

One DJI Maverick drone with a sparkler taped to it touching a wire. Billions in economic damage

Why don't they protect these

There is always an infinitesimal chance of catastrophe that's why these articles are easy to reliably produce. Whenever they put out a doom story like this they get more clicks from gullible people wanting to stay "informed". It's also a dopamine rush for poltard types. Shitty journalism pays the bills.

Nothingburger x 3 = Nothingburger.

A SOLAR FLARE JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE GUYS

It isn't nothing

That means it is something.

It also rode a coronal hole stream

Wait, how does that work? Whats the relationship? I though they were independent events, especially since the coronal hole has moved away now

It will be night time here when it hits so there will be very little impact.

Flares are large disruptions in the local magnetic field near the Sun's surface. During these events, gas pressure exerted on hot plasma near the surface can be sufficient to overcome the Sun's gravitational and magnetic confinement and escape into interplanetary space (an event called a coronal mass ejection). When the plasma interacts with magnetic fields like the one around our planet, it can become trapped along the gradients in the field lines until it collides with neutral molecules in the upper atmosphere, exciting the neutral molecules which then deexcite and emit light that we call the aurora.

Last night there was a long (nearly two hours) moderately strong flare that spit out an ejection of plasma that should reach Earth sometime between tonight and tomorrow night.

Hardly, we had a big one like a decade ago that was visible as far southern Colorado.

Not a happening until something happens.

How much time do we have before impact? Can I make it to the store and back for some snackies?

yes.

There is ALWAYS an Arquillian battle cruiser, or a Corillian death ray, or an intergalactic plague about to wipe out life on this miserable little planet.

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kek

An easier way is just to find a flat field near sunset. Face west.
Sit on the ground and watch the sun set
Stand up, watch it set again.
Get on a chair or big rock. Watch it set again. Climb a tree...watch it set again.
This wouldn't be possible on a flat plane.
You can further demonstrate this by using a table.
Have your buddy hold a flashlight just at the lip of the table. Put your eyes at that level. Have him "set" the "sun" then stand up.
To compare, get a large beach ball or one of those exercise balls and repeat the above process.
Flat earthers are retarded.

The carrington event happened because none of the telegraph wires were insulated. We learned from that and insulated wires on our electric grid.

Literally nothing will happen

it's all about lens bending the light.

uhhh.... they are not insulated.

at best they trip the switches and every high voltage tech guy in the world has to work for weeks flipping them back on.

Insane globe cult propaganda

Inb4 nazi jews kvetch

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rolling

Lol, no....
They're not insulated, and I guarantee transformers will blow. Transformers don't like DC current.

Rolling for the flight being heavily and frustratingly delayed

oh no the internet might stop working what will we dooooo

These particular "happening" threads are by far the shittiest and most boring.

It's all electromagnetic. The coronal hole streams will magnetically connect with planets in the solar system as it rotates around. It's like a big spiral. Charged particles can ride the stream, and reach earth faster than if it it occurred without a stream to follow.

It could be here by tonight, usually a CME takes a couple days to reach us.

So, wait when the AR4100 moved towards the center, as the coronal hole moved east, all its flares created waves of particles that could align themsleves with the Earht's magnetic field?

yes

NOT JAPAN NOOOO

Had some pretty crazy aurora here back in November 2024. We'll ber alright.

2more weeks

Lmaaoooo xD

how long exposure

exactly. if it were X-class sure maybe something

a solar flare just flew over my house. anyone get raptured yet?

It allready started hitting... It travels with ~1900km/s and strated to errupt 24h ago

nothing happend by now so nothinburger

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2 seconds. Thats basically what it looked like with the naked eye. Was very sureal

Space is fake, Jewish and gay, like you, OP.

Will my ps5 work or should I stay up to finish my current game?

well it's been a few hours and of course nothing happened.
You ever think instead of wasting your time hoping the world will end you could just do something productive in your life so that you won't be a complete fucking loser?

nothing happened.

It's only beginning.

A wave like this will take atleast 2 weeks to hit us

One day I hope to paint this well.

We all still gotta go to work on monday

Rolling for a brother

nothing ever happens

Omg... all these solar flares... this is all because of climate change...

This planet that seems so huge to you with all its made up systems put in place by greedy human mammals to make you a slave isn't even a quark in the vastness. Makes you nonexistent except in the tiny space of your brain that tricks you into believing you actually are here. What an adorable illusion. For what purpose is the question. Whatever is infinitely smaller than a quark doesn't even make up you. Not even close.

I bet they said that just before those nukes dropped too

So what's the difference this time?
I didn't even try to to look for solar flare in the achieve, it's just everywhere, every year, every month.. You fanatics run it so often that making a general for it would be easier for us all

coronal mass ejection

Nigga we already vaxxined fo dat shit.

earth flat when you learn spigger?

Astronauts in immediate danger

LMAO, YES! GET FUCKED, NIGGERS
I hope it fucks up engineers too, I'm getting tired of those poos

holy shit a micronova just flew over my house

Lots of Outer Space between us to snuff the flames

Fuck, I wish that tard and the ugly poowoman were still up there

The spacewitch probably would've only grown stronger

How can I save my pc and ai generated nsfw sloppa?
I don't want real women honestly

The Earth is flat and stationary with a dome.

We know, but let them have fun with their Apocalyptic space 'weather'.
It's like a skyking thread for space fags.
Just roll with it.

SCIENCE!!!
Amirite, anons?!

I feel there was another one that happened precisely two weeks ago.

anyone get raptured yet?

Not yet.
Still waiting on the global earthquake and the dead rising.

sʞǝǝʍ ǝɹoɯ oʍʇ

You're well on your way anon!
Work on your dry brushing technique.

make a few different types of ink washes and use them in the areas that need it

Rollang for teh toppest of keks.

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spayce

Kek!

Get meds immediately.
Nothing is gonna happen.
Back to work..

should I sell my bags or is this bullish for bitcoin

Okay so where's the source on this, respectfully?

Why isn't this breaking news everywhere????

BECAUSE NOTHING EVER HAPPENS AND YOU HAVE BEEN REPORTING THESE NOTHINGBURGERS FOR LITERAL MILLENNIA NOW

Solar flare here, I just flew over your house.

I live in GA and I snapped this pic from the may 2024 solar storm. It was pretty wild not gonna lie. Hope we get a repeat.

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These are coded messages jews use to communicate

My God, who can save us

Shut up space nigger

should I put my devices in a faraday bag? don't want my garmin to break

my balls have reversed their polarity and are now twisted, send help

Nothing happened.

Don’t give false hope.

flat earthers are not real
it's a just a meme, like zach snyder fagging

I hope he has a safe and uneventful flight.

fpbp

i believe this

LMAO XD

based

4 hours later...

see

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4.8M mph

Good bye everyone.

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Its not a xclass...
And its very likely they bolstered the grid...
I hope

I see your bet and raise you 2 weeks

when is this thing actually hitting? will i see any aurora? i'm 53 deg north

Every doomsday prediction has been wrong. They're made by bored losers who want to give their lives a little excitement.

no its not happening yet

NOAA says nothing will happen.

here's the qrd

massive solar flare

nothing will happen

except maybe cool auroras

Not even a massive solar flare.
Just a kind of big one with really good conditions to smack earth hard and fast.

Compared to the X9 we saw last year--which only gave us a glancing blow--this M8 is a little baby.

But yeah, this will be mostly nothing. Kind of cool nonetheless.

The elite and upper echelons of government are not anywhere near as smart as they'd have you believe. Like they're genuinely retarded, a simple mechanic knows so much more about physical reality than any of the clowns in suits.

WHERE IS MICRONOVA ANON
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

so it will be sun up before anything hits
do you know how long it will last?

I predicted this years before even COVID.
We are going to get a fake asteroid impact close to a major city.
We are also going to get fake solar flares timed with grid and internet blackouts (to make it real).
People who fall for this are as dumb as when they lined up for experimental vaccines.

without the neutrino detectors it would be bedlam, anon.

Until Monday.

I ant wait for the dumbed down masses to fall for it all.
I'll be known as a Contact Denier too.

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stay safe everyone

t. Benny

oh shit
we are cooked
literally
ima chicken tendie now

Nothing will happen and if it does its likely to be in 2 weeks. You know that anon.

thanks for the info anon
godspeed

rolling for chinkacancer in 3
2
1

That was swamp gas passing a weather balloon anon.

if only our niggers could be so patient and loving

The proton flux is climbing too though. Might actually be a problem for satellites and the space station.

in this thread:

Why isn't this breaking news everywhere????

It is though. My local news is telling everyone where we can see the auroras.

This is what I've been thinking for years too. Strategic nukes of various cities around the world passed off as comets. Enough devastation to basically shut the planet down. Giving ample time for the masterminds to conduct their uber reset, rebuilding with whatever new religion, system, whatever they want. The peons will be just happy to have a turnip to eat raw and a hole to hide in.

There's always a genocide-level nuclear solar gigaton bomb hitting me and yet nothing ever happens.

Only cockroaches will live. I for one welcome our new roach overlords.

Maybe you're just really special anon, did you ever think of that?

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We're south of the sun or whatever the fuck. Yeah, I don't get it either, unless it's some Antarctic black mountain fuckery. When a CME comes from that direction the magnetic field from the sun sort of gets absorbed by the magnetic field on Earth, and then everything shits the bed. Don't ask me to get more technical than that.

kek McSolar Flare

Did we literally have one of these last year or 2 years ago? Was the same shit you could see auroras far south.

Nothing happened then and nothing will happen now.
Nothing ever happens.

Still waiting for the source on that because is saying it's a G class, not an M class. Is there a different event that's forecast further in the future to be an M this year? NOAA only goes a couple days ahead, and I'm sure they're just using simple optical flow regression.

I have that combination on my luggage

We had 2 of them last year. They were cool.

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Sun-Chan coomed, minorities most effected

Spacewitch status?

The G1-G5 rating is for geomagnetic storms
The M class is for solar flares that are stronger than C class but weaker than X class.

There is no G class solar flares.

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That's unironically excellent anon, as others said, washes and dry brushing to really finish

Underrated af.

To be fair, these threads aren't intended for shitskins like you, suckdeep.

good, also it will hit china directly

That's not how magnetic field lines work but okay be racist.

likely

So nothing will happen?

A long sharp loud fart just flew over my house

oh fuck oh shit

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Why isn't this breaking news everywhere????

Because its nothing, just like everything else. Nothing ever happens, screenshot this.

Solar radiation just flew over my house

Good

gnostics are the bad guys

Are you fuckin serious right now? Gnostics worship the one, the ultimate light of creation, not the fucking demiurge. Retard. Without gnostics you wouldn’t even be aware the demiurge exists.

You are answering to a Jewish memeflag

NOAA is predicting a severe (G4) solar storm from it, which they didn’t even do during the May 2024 x class flare. Reason being it was extremely long duration, lasting over 3 hours ( compared to average of 20 minutes), and its high velocity

Why the fuck is this plane flying next to the ice wall instead of the flat earth way?

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An x class is 10x an m class. This was an M8.3 but lasted over 10x as long as an average flare. So it’s the equivalent of an X8 flare at least

It's smaller than the big one that was going to DESTROY IT ALL last year. It should be legally permissible to kill Doomsday Niggers when their predictions are inevitably wrong. The penalty for schizo nonsense is death.

this shit better not fuck with my pc

Why did they raid that one solar observatory?

Anyone else notice how cold it's been?

All I want is an apocalyptic happening. Please God

50 shades of pepe.

not as scary as the one a few years ago that was pointed directly at us

Literally nothing happened.

G guys...

I told my mom about it, I don't think she really understood how devastating it will be though.

Its been six hours since this fucking retard faggot concern shilllposted this fucking trash HAHAHAHAHA

Please God let this kill all humanity.

Shut the fuck up nigger do you know where you are? Chink fuck

I'm not a Thing and I have the singles to prove it

She must be pretty smart then. It's a nothingburger.

Nothing ever happens, fag

Ball lightning- Ozzy says and he knows.