IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING GET IN HERE

IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING GET IN HERE
ULTRA GIGA HAPPENING
AIR RAID SIRENS JUST WENT OFF
THIS IS IIITTT!!!
WAR!!!! RUSSIA LAUNCHES NUUKES IN RETALIATION
AAAAAAAHHH
WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIEEE!!!
AAAAAAAAHHH!! THEY'RE SO LOUUUDD!!

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I wish you would stop lying about happenings

No.

No source, no credit.

Real and straight

I was just in this thread

OK keep me posted

You fucking brown shit. The sirens are tested on the first Monday of each month at 12:00 as every Finn knows.

I am just reading about the START treaty
it might be happening
I think the Ukraine has fucked up massively here and broken an implicit treaty involving visibility of nuclear assets
Thats why this was ALWAYS the final red line, an attack against Russian defense infratructure

Simo returns cancelled?

K, keep me posted.

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Spastic Autistic Retard

Nothing ever happens.

I didn't hear thing where the sirens at

youtube.com/watch?v=ScXvbUuYgK4

When I was a kid we used to scream "The Russkies are coming!" or so when the sirens were tested.

destroy an arm of a nuclear triad

gets nuked

cries to the West

???

profit

Kursk status?

I didn't hear it too in my office / bedroom.

NIGGERS ARE FLYING OVER MY HOUSE

Are we dead yet?

i am so happy that now you will die first.

a nuke just flew over my house

fuck sakes if only we were that lucky, stop getting our hopes up LOL

Still alive & connected here. Forgot to grab water so I'll have to pee in the bottle and make it last for three weeks. I don't know how much battery I have left in my phone.

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Shit guys I think they got me

This is what dodging the draft does to a tranny.

Military Listening Post
Plymouth Naval Base.

We have received reports of interference in civilian airline communication channels

Military Listening Post
Plymouth Naval Base.

Several underwater detonations have been detected in the north Sea.

I can't connect to varusteleka webstie, please bring it back

Military Listening Post
Plymouth Naval Base.

Confirmed. Repeat confirmed. A Polish F-15 has been shot down over the Baltic sea.

Military Listening Post
Plymouth Naval Base.

We have received systems alert. Base lock down imminent. No further communications. May God have mercy on us all.

Plymouth out.

where the sirens at

usually near the sea but idk if you have to be greek to see them

why monday. we test ours on saturday 12:00.
there is so many small similarities between finland and austria its funny

We test ours on wednesday

That's only possible if nukes are real, which they're not.

TURN ON CNN UKRAINE JUST GOT FUCKING NUKED! HOLY SHIT!!!!

looks up from fucking 11yo girl in catgirl cosplay

What? Kim Jong Ill launched rockets again?

We never test ours because we're not a bunch of happeningcels

I want to see the mushroom over kiev from my bedroom

my sentiments exactly

keep us posted

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11 year old

Disgusting. Muslims like you need a bullet

oh it's actually down. They recently updated the store and it of course became worse than before as always.
It's not surprising. Vienna and Helsinki were also the spy capitals of Europe during the cold war

It's back now, I fixed it

Better than you geriatric fetishist.

Each European country seem to test their sirens on the first [insert day of the week] at twelve.
Every country doing this on the same day and at the same time would open a vulnerability in our defense, the enemy would just bomb us to hell on that day and people would not react.
That being said, even if everyone know what that siren mean (danger), nobody know what the fuck you are supposed to do if you hear them.

We also used to score highest in studies about trust within society.

Seek shelter turn on radio I guess.

It's back now, I fixed it

It is indeed, thank you anon

nobody know what the fuck you are supposed to do if you hear them.

Rush to the boulangerie and load up on emergency baguettes. That's what i'd do at least.

nobody know what the fuck you are supposed to do if you hear them.

Kill yourself before it kills you

stupid nigger.
first monday in june, 12:00 is testing time.

Good. Nordic countries should disappear

lel was about to post this. Hearing it now.

we have air raid shelters in every apartment building and big cities have nuke bunkers. Usually used as storage in peace time but if war was approaching they would be emptied in 72h. But yeah if an attack happened without ANY warning whatsoever most people would not know what to do

puccia launches nukes in response to Ukraine destroying aircraft that is used to indiscriminately bomb civilians

That’s so sad that I could believe it

Destroy the arm of the nuclear triad

Crush the balls of the nuclear triad

Slap the pen0r of the nuclear triad

Fuck the butthole of the nuclear triad

Russia still does nothing

12:00 first monday of the month: Air siren test day.

RUSSIA LAUNCHES NUKES IN RETALIATION

BS
TWO MORE WEEKS
W
O

Lol muh russian revenge, what are they gonna do? bomb a few appartments in kiev or some shit? LMAOO

LE HECKIN CAPS LOCK U GUISE

you can have her lol

HAHA! Shiet, where do I even begin cuh I mean—them Russian Niggaz ain't no joke with their alarms and shits mane they really be don't play no games, you feel me? Putin be like "Eyy Word, check this out cuz" and we out in this earth already, you hear me?

air raid sirens go off during a war

a happening

i wish you happening fags would all die excruciating deaths
NOTHING EVER HAPPENS

wait this is a europe wide thing? i thought it only happened here. Wtf

thats weird that they do this at the exact time and day