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Shartjeet has to use ChatGPT to figure out a fucking 2nd grade English question

a) C

b) B

c) D

d) A

a quite, much elegant, very gallant way of adding spice and extra IQ points to your question, my dear faggot sir.

jesus christ...

Look I know it’s grammatically correct by any stretch but I think D sends the message across a little bit more poignantly. “I much like chocolate very”. You can tell it’s fob broken english but I feel that upon hearing option D coming from some foreigner, I would be much less saddened and disgusted with the nature of things than if I heard option A.

D

Dey like choco very dey miss pipo

very much, chocolate i like

no yoda option, fuck this test

Reading those four sentences gave me brain damage.

N. OP is a nigger

kek

These would all be correct in Finnish.

"I much like chocolate, very" sounds british enough for me. My friend says "I quite like noun" so, Yea gunna take c) D

It's c) D. Everyone who says someone else is some jar-jar binks ass gobbledigook yapper who's brabble only midly resembles the English language from afar, when you squint.

none of them are correct. you can say this

i very much like chocolate. (kinda high brow)

chocolate, i like very much.

i like chocolate very much (most common)

someone

*something
autocorrect letting me down once again

Yeah, we know that, Shartdeep. Nice room temperature IQ.

List choices A.-D.

Create retarded radio buttons that mix up the final choice

I am retarded

RAGEBAIT: THE THREAD

All of those are wrong. No wonder ESL students were all retards.

Kino

were

??? It is not over yet

It's over for me! I'm not going back to school!

Is chocolate good for you?

And you never figured out their English sucks? Yea no use for you to go to school.

I like chocolate very much

is this even correct? i know that's what people say but i thought the correct way is:

I very much like chocolate.

like if i imagine a british guy from the 1800s, that's what he would say.

cd

Both are correct is what they taught us in school here.

The instruction line at the top.

mfw i know more english as a romanian than the average "native" nigger in USA

jews were responsible for both wars

Much chocolate, very like

What retarded, sister fucking, gorilla nigger wrote this question?

hallo saar do not redeem

Das rite.

Me much very chocolate.

English is my first language, but Japanese does this better.

Watashi wa chokoreeto ga suki desu.

To me, chocolate manifests the quality of being liked.

Latin has similar constructs, it is reflexive. But I did not study latin enough to speak confidently. It makes more sense because it feels strange to say you like chocolate. Like here is a verb. Chocolate is being referred to in general here. Are you doing something to all chocolate? Doing something to chocolate in general? How do you like something? You personally have no influence on chocolate. However, your past experiences with chocolate are such that the experience of eating chocolate was pleasurable. From the point you discovered this, it is not you liking chocolate. Rather, chocolate is pleasing to you. You can eat chocolate, but logically it does not make sense that you would do to chocolate some amount of liking. It's weirdly egocentric to say I like chocolate when the reality is that you are receiving something from the chocolate. What you receive from chocolate exists in the context of having previously had it, the experience being enjoyable, and thin experience being something you plan to do again in the future, something you would do in the future, or something you do frequently or habitually.
But liking things is a good example of why English is such a good language. Even nonsensical statements such as "I like chocolate" are understood. It is highly colloquial. Tons of expressions and slang. German, French, Latin, and Greek were absorbed and made into an amalgam that became a distinct language. By far English is the most expressive language. While spelling is a cool feature, it distinguishes homophones and suggests the etymology of the word, I believe Chinese is superior here. When reading we see the word shape and aren't really thinking of the letters or sounds it makes. The word as it is spelled becomes a, single entity connected with its meaning. 26 letters is inferior for purpose. Kanji better.

None are grammatically correct. Improper punctuation.
As in none.

wouldn't chocolate i like very much be correct?
or i very much like chocolate

C would be correct if there was a comma after Chocolate.

you remind me of someone who doesnt have autism

Watashi wa chokoreeto ga suki desu.

To me, chocolate manifests the quality of being liked.

Anon Babble here
you should kill everyone in your family before you put a bullet through your head because you don't know JACK SHIT!
regards, Anon Babble.

chocolate i like very much

This feels a little awkward or clumsy.

i very much like chocolate

This could be a response to a question, but not the most common way of expressing. I very much like chocolate puts additional emphasis compared to the most natural sounding way, which would be I like chocolate very much. So it would be a stylistic choice. I love chocolate would be more likely if wanting to put emphasis here.

wouldn't chocolate i like very much be correct?

this sounds like something a female slav tourist would say.

Would you prefer chokoreeto daisuki? I like the way I said it before more.

mfw

Is this the test that niggers still complain about that stopped them from voting in the South 70 years ago?

Chocolate I like very much

would fit naturally if you were asked to choose between chocolate and something else., but it is not grammatically incorrect.

I very much like chocolate

Is perfectly fine also.

GIVE THIS MAN A CITIZENSHIP

plebs won't see what he did there

None of these are correct though?

Same

it's d) A. 'much very chocolate' is the name of the chocolate.

B. Much is a nigger.

chocolate i like very much

i've read shakespeare and german-like reversed sentence structure was very common in his works
it's uncommon in modern english because it's been niggerified and it's become simplistic and inexpressive compared to any other european language and there's tons of grammatical structures that are only present in literature because modern anglos speak nigger AAVE

Is op really asking people to do his homework for him? XD

I don't like niggers; chocolate I like very much.

Seems stilted but ok without the comma after chocolate if it follows another short sentence clause.

I can kind of see your point here. I've read books written by Germans and they were difficult reads because of the weird sentence construction and just how long and complex they were. Late 1800s stuff is going to be a little weird whether written by an English, American, or German. But I struggled a lot more with the German author compared to native English writers from a similar time.
I don't think niggerfication became a real concern until the 1950s. The English in American books from the 1930s still feels very natural to me. The only notable difference being cultural references and use of words that have fallen into disuse; such as vitiate or chicanery. The sentence structure is the same as our contemporary English. German shit its like they don't have paragraphs and they want to be specific but go about writing everything ass backwards. As if they are trying to express some level of nuance that works in German but because they are esls comes out a mess in English. I don't know any German, but I think it's dogshit. Precision is possible with English. But we don't achieve that with two semicolons, eight commas, one emdash, and mixing up the order that words should be in.

I don't think any of those are correct in American English, but D might be something in British English if you added a comma after chocolate.

I am the chocolate, verily.

IQ tests are a waste of time as most of you are probably using your "high intelligence" for a dumb purpose anyway.

nah, it would be also wrong in british english.
none of those are correct and the person in charge, who came up with that question, should relent her position as a teacher, unless she has some kink for public shaming, because for sure she will get publicly shamed for that abomination of a fucking test question lol

How would you feel if you ate it for breakfast?

chocolate I like very much

wrong

Chocolate, I like very much.

Could be correct in context, where chocolate is being stressed as a preference. It’s an odd word order but it’s not necessarily wrong.

I very much like chocolate

Truly the Rolls Royce of languages :---DDDDD

As if they are trying to express some level of nuance that works in German but because they are esls comes out a mess in English

yeah that's why to me english is a simplistic nigger language
i mean i've wasted enough life consuming english that i know that this construction would be useful to express something akin to

I don't like niggers, chocolate [on the other hand I like] - very much.

hope youre some sexpat and not actually schooling me on english as a seamonkey

based

Every jeet that enters North America should be forced to carry a grammar book that teaches his bitch ass on how to speak English properly. They'll also require a dialect coach to fix their poo accent that's just audio pollution at this point.

e) i hecking love chocolaterino
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What a chad, I hate jews but he fucked you all.

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