If you are a man and you are still a virgin at age 22, you need to examine your life

If you are a man and you are still a virgin at age 22, you need to examine your life.

Bump this thread for total incel death.

INCELS CAN STILL WIN

not gonna bump but what I will do is save that picture and smack me prick around later, sorry bud.

I can control birds with my mind.

I don't want sex, believe it or not. I like not thinking about women beyond briefly jacking off each day.

Give me a scrap of land that I have a foundation to get my life started on. Oh wait that's not allowed.

No STDs

No emotional & relationship baggage

No kids out of wedlock or aborted kid

The normies fear the pure virgin

I'm almost 50 and still a virgin, come and get me sexoniggers. Everyone who replies to this post automatically denounces the talmud.

Lost my virginity 1 month ago, 34 here. I am doing the sex like 10 times already.

Was it worth the wait?

Yes man, me and that girl seem to liked eachother for 4 years, she was a collegue of mine, she has a kid tho and a man that will kick out, because we are in deep love, like it all started with platonic love, turned into romantic relationship. She said she wants a kid of our own some day. She is 29, i will live trough the troubles, but i was gonna die lonely as hell and a virgin. It's all so worth it and it seems i can hold a lot in bed, i can lick her body everywhere, it's all fucking dope and she says i am doing great, even better then everyone before. Now i admitted i was a virgin and she said to me: - Wtf, how come stupid bitches never saw how good of a person you are. And now we are exploring something that i never knew existed... fucking love man.

You should always examine your life

jacking off each day

women live in your head rent free

For 15 minutes.

I know what's Anon Babble opinion on all this, i had the same opinion, but life seems to be taking an interesting turn for me, so don't judge me that hard.

op lost his virginity at 21 lol

Bump for all the aging GenZ to see this

literally just pick up some dumbbells and put them down a few times a day
your depression is fake

if you are 22 years old woman working for bong police you must have fucked a dozen niggers already

ywn grope her and then resist arrest to the point where she brutally tazes you and beats you with her baton while she takes pleasure in your screams

brao brat vreme e za seks

Блaгoдapя, тaя вeчep ce пpoмъквaм в тях дa я cцeпя. Haпpaвo ce пoбъpквa c мeн, мнoгo якo дa я глeдaм кaк oткaчa. Cyтpин тpябвa дa ce мaхaм в 6 чaca дa нe мe хвaнaт cъceдитe, aмa кaтo минe вcичкo нямa дa ни пyкa :D.

I was 22 when I lost my virginity. It was the same night I had my first alcoholic drink, too. Air Force chicks in techschool are always down to fuck after BMT, lmao

What If I am a virgin at age 35?

See:
You will make it.

cope and seethe degenerate nigger

you are 34 but your lack of experience with women makes you talk like you're 17
no point in saying anything, you finally got some pussy and you're crazy with hormones rn
but you're gonna regret this so hard lol

this. the moment you touch her slimy hole you catch one of the stds. its so normalized now people don't even talk about it and everyone just has it

I'm an incel at 26 years old.
Plap the pretty bobby. Plap plap plap plap plap.
:D
:P
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This but without groping her, I would never want to violate her personal space. Instead, it would be much hotter if she was so infatuated with me that she falsely accused me of a crime only so that she could beat me just because it turns her on.
...
I think I know why I'm an incel at 26...
...
It's because I'm much too based
obviously.
;D

Maybe, but why are you blackpilling me?

so you can prepare for the crash

Thank you bulgar bro.

the white man is supposed to suffer. stop enjoying things and be like the rest of us. more importantly stop bragging about it

What if you have learned to enjoy suffering?

Brosky, come on. Shit happens, i lived trough a lot, let me be, if it crashes, it's okay. I am just gonna be more broken then before, not a big deal honestly. And we know each other for 4+ years.
Checked and okay.
No worries, just keep the hope up.

those that survived into their 30s most likely did. the ones that can't take it rope way before that

I am just gonna be more broken then before

alright, you are prepared

Checked, man i have seen shit, i have been trough hell and back, my brother 32 was in same situation like me, loves his new wife, has a kid on his own, they are happy for 6 years now. I am the bigger brother and same things is about to happen with me. I have a really good example of how it can become a very strong bond between two people. So... it's all good, i tell you.

Stop thinking with your wang instead

i doubt that even a girl in the asian slums would like a neet so theres no hope for me. might just get a cat some day

Every train has it's passenger. I was a denier, but not anymore. Now i believe.

Lost my virginity to my cousin at age 11

This... this might have 3 different meanings depending on how it's read...

muh dik

kys nigger

Wanting a woman

No thanks. Dating a woman has ZERO upside.

lost it at 15 with a nice 15yo girl and still fuck her after 20y cheating on her bf and my gf

nah, no point, incel is genetic and can't be changed
if you're a virgin at 22 you could get Anon Babble enough to bench press a tractor, but women would think your muscles are creepy instead of sexy
and if women were throwing themselves at you pussy-first since puberty, you can weigh 600 lbs and be permanently fused to your recliner with your own feces and women will just keep bringing you food to trade for a ride on your cock

I've fucked my cousin too
she is too hot but I'm not glad for it
we was drunk

I hope it works out. Don’t think it will but I hope it does.
I might be on the edge of a similar situation. know that I personally am rooting for you and your newfound love.

This means the world to me right now. Thank you random or not so random anon, thank you and wish you good luck, it will work out!

Got married and lost my virginity at 19. Divorced at 22, now I'm 25.

Sex is nice but it's really not all it's cracked up to be. Especially if you and your wife aren't emotionally in tune. If I can get preachy for a second, make sure that if you meet a girl the two of you aren't using each other to just fill the void of loneliness inside yourselves.

It's difficult to look at objectively and will happen subconsciously so you really need to scrutinize yourself. Stay safe our there anons, I wish you better luck than I.

I have black hair so that cat is literally me.

Bong female cops should be required to fuck incels to as a de-escalation tactic

no, it's all about genetics
women suffer essentially 100% of the pain and risk of the entire childbirthing process, and as a result, their lizard hindbrains evolved an instinct to only have children with Chads that have the best genetics to pass to their offspring, and to kill the children that they have with anyone else
if you could improve your height by working out, women would stop caring how tall you are just as fast as they decided "bald is beautiful" the moment Rogaine was invented

Without question they do. Not only does the fact that they have a peen give them an understanding that women don't have, but the dudes who suck cock do it with far more enthusiasm than 95% of women. Plus they're dudes so they take whatever you throw at them like champs. Would recommend, no homo.

then you need to explain ugly guys, fat guys, manlets, niggers. plenty of such got a girl somehow so its definitely not genetics and more that they spoke with confidence at the right time. and then theres all the asian women that have no problem marrying some disgusting slob of a boomer

I am 28 and a virgin. My problem is that I simply don't go to places and approach women. I don't try to make friends so I don't have a social circle. I think this is what a lot of incels struggle with. That being said I have a good job and plenty of savings, so I'm not a complete loser.

The roasties fear the Enkidus.