Is this really our fate? Getting old looks scary bros

And I still smoke cigarettes

Are these the last of the holocaust survivors I keep hearing about?

this is how it's going to be
there will be an emerging demographic of elderly gamers once millennials get to that age and it's gonna be a weird time for everyone

No that's the survivors from Dresden you burned yankee with VPN

At least in asian cultures they value taking care of your folks when they age out of independence instead of leaving them to rot.

This country is a piece of shit, and I'm tired of pretending it's not.

Terrible advice. Cigarettes don't make you skip old age, they make you speedrun it. It's like cutting out your 50s and instead skipping from your 40s to your 60s.

That's the case in every Collective groups

The advice was to die while your brain was still there

chubbuck

You have guns faggot

Nothink like piggybacking off your parents achievements then kneecapping your children and spending your final years staring at jewbox, good job boomers.

birth rate around 1.2 across most of asia now

Those days are long gone. Parents should not expect their singular child to take care of them in their old age.

That is too much of a burden for a working adult who is trying to start a family of their own.

Like it or not, this coming generation of old people are going to have to make serious sacrifices.

I would deliver to retirement/nursing homes as a food service driver

Ol bastards parked in the hallway staring at the walls. And nost wanted attention like a dog at an animal rescue

I suggest moving to oregon for assisted suicide instead of what I saw

COPD rots your brain. You're actively working towards getting dementia with every puff.

My uncle is pushing 80 years old, smokes a pack a day and is a famous writer. Maybe your people are just built different

Suicide isn't Christian kike

my mythology says thing is wrong!

omg shut up kid lmao

You guys are healthy enough to live to 90?

Looks fun to me.

Haven't gotten to around a mass of people your age since high school.
Lots of lonely pussy around.
Play board games with friends, watch movies, have own room.
As long as the nigger staff isn't stealing from me or slapping me around I bet it's grand.

Do favela rape monkeys have any mythology? Or you just believe in vampire dogs that suck goat blood? By all means commit sudoku Lord knows you subhumans don't have souls

Yep, but unlike us (who are already in our 30s and getting used to being older), zoomers can't handle it.
Keep showing the zoomzooms all this elderly and retirement shit whenever they get lippy with comments like "tick tock tick tock goes your biological clock" and remind them that it's already been 5 years since the Great Tyrannical Times of COVID, and watch them freak out.

Those pictures of poor old lonely people in elderly houses kind of remind me of kids in the orphanages.
Same depressing vibe.
Both are meant to be in their families being cared by their loved ones but are abandoned by their shitbags of relatives

My grandma lived to 93 without any significant cognitive decline, but you wouldn't use that anecdote to claim that cognitive decline in old people is not a problem.

NEETs don't live until their 70s or 80s so no

if you take an image of pol sitting in that room in 2065 it would be empty because they're all dead

Residents are not allowed to have sex with each other

See Renfail on YouTube for reference

This is basically what we’ll do as old fucks

shit post on Anon Babble or some Anon Babble adjacent with grown up Gen Alpha retards

die

It’s not so bad

Stay active nigger

To contrary, I would use that anecdote, good genes you got there bucko

Retirement Homes in the 2060s-2090s will be populated by gen Xers, millennials and zoomers shitposting on computers, arguing over Asuka versus Rei and STILL playing vanilla World of Warcraft.

I imagine it'd be a less humiliating experience since most elderly people will be on computers rather than being forced playing card games and doing crafts and shit

Like any of us will be able to afford a retirement community

Yeah, just wait till you're the only one in the family with the time to care for your elderly enfeebled late-stage Parkinson's mother who already tried to kill herself once and nearly succeeded. We brought her home on Monday and the last three days have been the longest of my life. She has to use the bathroom every couple hours so I guess I'm not getting more than three hours of sleep in a row until she dies. Suicide should be legal and dignified.

You think we'll get a nice retirement home like this? Even if Trump wasn't actively destroying the economy and safety nets that provide this stuff, the money would run out before then.
We'll be getting a nice ditch along a dirt road somewhere.

Time to yell niggerfaggot on the top of your lungs while simultaneously shitting your diaper

Nah ima just play CoD in the nursing home and slam GGILF pussy all nit

Just a put a pillow to her face, cops don't give a shit when old people die. It's a mercy, really.

I'm not murdering my mother. 200% chance they'd figure it out and charge me, and I have a loving wife I'm not going to leave out in the cold.

They're the ones who handed over the nation to jewish power because propaganda made them feel guilty.

Why are there so many fucking Israel flags?

Be 70

In nursing home but have gaming pc and VR

Pretend to be 12 y.o. anime girl on VR_Chat

Meet 14 y.o. boy

Go on adventures, have fun giggling and laughing

Thank you voice changer

Thinks I'm being lolrandumb / a chuuni with all my antiquated lore

"You must love the old web! :-)"

"I love it so much."

He confesses to me his feelings

Don't want to hurt his feelings

"I love you too! My family is really strict so we probably can't meet but I wanted to send you something."

Steal cute anime art from the nursing home art gallery some zoomie made their Grandma

Send it with pink penn'd note

Delete my profile and start again

I will be the little girl

I will be the one they think of when they're old

Just like it was done to me

loud sobbing

Dude. It doesn’t need to put the lotion on the skin…. Put your fucking hose up

Meh, don't worry about things you can't change.

Not mine, ill age like william shatner

Be 70

in Nursing Home

Vr Chat

Meet mentally disturbed 30yo man

Discuss the end of the world at length

Discuss life and death

He cries to me and I get to be a grandpa for once

"It's going to be okay. The world is hard now."

Calls me Grampy

Take off VR goggles

Eat boiled chicken, green beans and mashed potatoes

Walk around the halls

Return back to room and go back to VR

The real world is pain.

Health buff is a meme, wouldn't you rather die at 75 and not worry about geriatric issues?

Either things will get better and people will be way more healthy and youthful in old age thanks to medical improvements, or things will get worse and none of us will live to old age. Either way I'm not worried.

I hate people so much that when I get old enough I'm walking off into the woods on a frigid day to die rather than to ever live communally like this.

The world would be in a better state if zoomers were watching pop tart tutorial videos instead of their usual brainrot.

This.

Brutal blackpill: People in retirement homes socialize more than the average healthy 30 year old Anon Babble user.

Even as an old man it will take several hours to die of freezing. You have guns, why go out the hard way?

That was implied, but you faggy anti-gun bongs can't read between the lines.

I'd rather die young and unexpectedly
Live free, die hard, leave a good looking corpse

Brutal blackpill: People in retirement homes socialize more than the average healthy 30 year old Anon Babble user.

Nuclear cannot be unseen nor heard blackpill: They fuck more to.

t.former aged care worker.

Mummies tendies and piss and shit jugs won’t even be a joke anymore. Nothing will stop the halo 3 custom games lobbies

I am 29 and I already watch this kind of stuff because it is Halal. I like old British documentaries about daily life, the other day I was reading an article about Persian beekeeping and am strongly considering getting into birding. Switched to tea because coffee is too strong, I also cut and arrange flowers to surprise my fiancé. I am an active Jihadist.

Incredible, and full n word use too

Old age isn't for sissy's

There is no dignity in old age, you will be stolen from, abused by immigrants and if you're unlucky enough to go the route of dementia then the results are even worse.

I used to handle webster packs for aged care facilities, both scheduled and normal. A few months before your death, you'll be loaded up with extremely expensive drugs all charged to your account without your families knowledge, you won't get the brand you paid for though, you'll get a generic and still pay the full cost.

This will go on for a few months and nothing will help. You'll be moved to palliative care and given just enough to morphine to put you down and make you manageable. Your family will be told it's the end. A week before you die, your medication will be changed to only paracetamol three times a day so you don't believe anything is wrong. You will live for a week if you're strong. Then you'll die while nurses steal your belongings and your family will be left with the debt from your outstanding contract to the home. They will immediately move another person in to your grave.

That is if you don't die by falling and hitting your head on concrete while an indian man who should have been responsible for your care sits in a staff room and watches tik tok.

You don't want to end up in a place so close to hell with no agency over it. The choice is yours.

To think we'll probably get along more with gen alpha by then

Nothing new under the sun

All the world's a stage,

And all the men and women merely players;
They have their exits and their entrances,
And one man in his time plays many parts,
His acts being seven ages. At first, the infant,
Mewling and puking in the nurse's arms.
Then the whining schoolboy, with his satchel
And shining morning face, creeping like snail
Unwillingly to school. And then the lover,
Sighing like furnace, with a woeful ballad
Made to his mistress' eyebrow. Then a soldier,
Full of strange oaths and bearded like the pard,
Jealous in honor, sudden and quick in quarrel,
Seeking the bubble reputation
Even in the cannon's mouth. And then the justice,
In fair round belly with good capon lined,
With eyes severe and beard of formal cut,
Full of wise saws and modern instances;
And so he plays his part. The sixth age shifts
Into the lean and slippered pantaloon,
With spectacles on nose and pouch on side;
His youthful hose, well saved, a world too wide
For his shrunk shank, and his big manly voice,
Turning again toward childish treble, pipes
And whistles in his sound. Last scene of all,
That ends this strange eventful history,
Is second childishness and mere oblivion,
Sans teeth, sans eyes, sans taste, sans everything
—William Shakespeare, As You Like it, II, 7

Reminder that we were never supposed to live to be that old, we do because of advances in society and medicine but when we were still living in the wild we generally didn't make it to the age where our bodies start breaking down before getting killed by the environment.

More or less. Americans most likely will get a stroke from all McDonald's (people are getting strokes in their thirties now!) you will be placed in a Skilled Nursing Facility where you will be left in a bed all day because Medicaid won't pay for any extra care so you will lie in your piss and shit all day until your African stna from Ghana that only speaks French comes to roughly wipe your ass opening the bed sore that has formed in the last couple days because they failed to clean you. The decubitus ulcer becomes grade 4 and gets to your pelvis and you die.

Your body has been already decaying way before you get to their stage. You sort of naturally have a large amount of time to cope. Eyes, hearing, breathing, knees it goes slowly.

Wouldn't doubt it, I'm a 23 year old incel NEET and the only time I was close to getting laid was with a girl in highschool. Forced proximity seems like the key to escaping inceldom.

youtu.be/R9UepiWMcTw
This is what they watched.

lol not me, I'll have no idea where I am when I'm that age.
Some poor zoomie is going to be like "all clean again! lets put some slayer on for you" and I'll be dinging my little bell because I think that's where pills come from.

I regret wasting my time in high school it probably would have been so easy to get a girlfriend before every girl gains access to 6’5 Chad and Tyrone the day they turn 18 and were forced to be around the autistic kids. I just sat with my head down my entire high school years I kinda regret never having a real teenage experience because that was in the 2000s and I see so much people my age reminiscing about how fun being a teenager in the 2000s was and i missed out. Never got to have a cute skater gf to smoke weed with :(

If it's of any consolation that's a romanticize version of a relationship anyway, even tthe chads and tyrones will likely be divorced and miserable by age 40

My parents were happily married for 40 years

Based as always Shakespeare

Same

your parents didnt have the world demonizing their every move.

Based

this coming generation of old people are going to have to make serious sacrifices

they won't make them willingly, i can guarantee that

Will social security even be a thought by then?

How they gonna stop us?

family member asks why there is dried shit under their family member's fingernails

can't explain that there is always shit under their fingernails because they constantly shit themselves

can't stop them from scratching their shitty butts unless we strap them down

working there was like being a janitor in hell

No, only the ultra rich will be able to retire by the time we're that old. May God have mercy and cut short the evil days ahead.

Lmao I'll kill myself before reaching 22

Genitalia and musculature don't work properly and attraction is objective. Even old people think old people are ugly.

that happens everywhere, anon

lol

that was nice anon, ty

it's just going to be Mario Kart until you die, the technology already exists

this image must be at least 15 years old now, i wonder how many died feeling it was a good life

My parents work at Nintendo.

And they're divorced.

How is it any different from us posting on Anon Babble now

I will wreck you at Halo or Counter-Strike even when I’m 80. Don’t forget the pizza and Mtn Dew.

That won’t exist for any of us who manage to get that old. As soon as we’re no longer useful we will be dispatched or simply left to die

She sounds like the cool aunt all the roasties want to be now.

Um no. That's a luxury for boomers. You'll still be working, wagie.

No, it is not.
t. 50 yo smoker

Mostly a women problem. They have no honor so they don't mind being reared for as long as possible. We just put my paralyzed mom in a center and she asked us to sign the papers letting the center do anything they can to prolong her life. On the other hand my has already filled up the papers allowing me to pull the plug when the time is right.

If you have dignity, you will seppuku before becoming decrepit and pathetic.

*my dad has

their geese r cooked

No, we’ll all be alone.