MASSIVE TORNADO ON THE GROUND IN ARKANSAS

I hope it doesn't make it to the city

Jesus Christ

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Horizontal vortices, easy EF4

Tornado thread? Tornado thread.

We're not in Arkansas anymore...

Anyone watching Ryan Hall's stream? Another tornado in Delta, Missouri

There's likely several people not in life anymore from that one.

There's 22 active warning right now

I've got Reed and Ryan up. Also likes Vax-V's stream, he's great too.

amerifat toothpick houses getting knocked over by a stiff breeze

Must be a day that ends in y, kek

Another tornado in Parkin, Arkansas

this can be triggering for some people

Can this fag shut the fuck up

its kinda funny how over the last couple of weeks theres been just so many euroflagged posters trying their best to get burgers to hate europe and canada. I wonder who could be behind this.

I want to see one of these with my own eyes someday

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Tornadoes in the US can lift and toss fully-loaded freight train cars for 300+ meters.

same

That areas was hit hard almost exactly 2 years ago. PTSD rates would be high in that area for sure.

Man, I think the Monette one might be stronger than the Greenfield from last year.

PDS in Wisconsin

Fucking hell

All of the red shaded boxes are tornado warnings
21 currently, 6 observed, 1 Particularly Dangerous Storm, and 1 tornado emergency

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The ancients would have thought that God really hates them if they saw that

Every storm that pops up is spinning. Reminds me of the 2011 outbreak.

Arkansas is the new Oklahoma

6 PDS signatures overlapping

Monitoring from tex

should i take cover
in nc

in nc

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correction, 6 TDS

huge velocity

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Lower level jet ramping up, pumping heat and moisture into the storms.

I'm pretty sure those truckers he tried to warn shortly after that picture didn't make it, despite what he said

Also, the flooding in these areas is going to be bad over the next 3 days.
This is why only the strong survive the South.

Fuck everyone to the east of Texas

They did, he confirmed they were still behind him.

Thinks about Rednecks mocking Californians for their Earthquakes

well.. I'll be the better person since I'm not a cousin/sister fucker and all. I hope everyone is OK

pretty much just a solid 200+ miles of tornados

They were mocking for wildfires. I don't even remember the last really devastating earthquake to hit California

Stay safe my my midwest bros.

If dubz, Total Mutt Death by morning.

palestine, tennessee

capitalizes random words

back to twitter/facebook with you faggot boomer tourist, kill your family while you're at it

Im old enough to remember both the Loma Prieta. literally people coming from the south to preach "God hates faggots" in San Francisco and thats why you have earthquakes". and the Northridge, same Bullshit. and the most recent 7.0 we had near crecent city a few months ago and people on Anon Babble wishing for everyone's death out here.
We're not all Faggots or Liberals. there is normalcy out here in the west. especially far nothern California is a red county area. same bullshit with wildfires. wishing death and destruction on LA and Northern California.

words that emphasize. DIPSHIT. grow a brain

Leave my midwest bros alone you troon califaggot

and this is why Californians and New Yorkers and people in Boston etc etc are now enjoying a moment on Redneck states.

Hope you don't live in a trailer, Goober

words that emphasize

nobody under the age of 70 does this, why the fuck are you here? go back to your safe space sites fucking nigger. you don't belong and you never will.

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PS ARKANSAW isn't MIDWEST

hook echo west of memphis, could move right into the metro or just north

New Yorker here, people in this state don't even think about Midwesterners.

I swear every time I see a tornado discussion on Reddit, there's AT LEAST one faggot droning on about how "This is what they voted for".

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damn, look at dat hook!

Maybe if they would stop cloud seeding

There are like 280,000 people watching this dude kek time shitpost in the chat

tornado sirens going off in memphis

It's actually illegal to say it the way you thinks it's said outloud. They used to fight so much over the pronunciation that they had to codify it into law so simpletons wouldn't blow holes in each other over it. I prefer Arkansas vs Arkan(saw)

It's a good think it's not April 22. If it was a little hotter and more moist this would be extreme.

Is this pretty much going to get classified as a derecho?

These stormfronts are always spooky.

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They're jeets. Only people I can think of who's very own flag would immediately devalue anything they post. They can't undermine and subvert with their geo flag because we wouldn't allow it, every post following theirs would be poo or street shitting related.

Is it over yet?

Stay safe anon.

ZOMG A TORNADO!!!

PAY ME MONEY TO ACT LIKE A FAGGOT REACTING TO THEM

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Compared to wildfires and earthquakes, tornadoes are basically harmless. They kill almost nobody and destroy very little property. They simply aren't very common and for a tornado to strike even a handful of houses is vry rare.

HEREEEE WE GOOOOOO

Checked but Ryan Hall is better

Get underground frens if in blackfish proctor marion woodstock millington rosemark

(not true, by the way)

Sitting in your bedroom is being a faggot
How about they storm chase
But no sitting in your room is easier

sorry to any anons in that area but I have little sympathy for anyone who lives in a place called "Tornado Alley" and is surprised when tornados fuck their shit up every year

Past thru earlier today. We good nigga.

HIT THE FUCKING DECK NIGGERS CHECK MY DUHBZ

You're a special kind of retarded aren't ya cunt?

Good to hear.

TWC: flood threat could be more catastrophic then the current torando threat

oh fug

Periscope Film is an awesome channel.

west memphis could be right in the bullseye

fug

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Any Arkansas/Missouri/Tennessee anons with us?

TND in Memphis soon?

It's mere coincidence that very few powerful tornadoes have tracked through heavily populated areas in America.

Oh no
Think of all the niggers

Will this be more, or less, interesting than a police chase in L.A.

sure, if you ignore bowling green, tuscaloosa, oklahoma city, nashville, st louis...

Tornadoes like open fields, not areas with lots of ground clutter.

I fucking love tornado threads!

America is mostly empty land

Tornadoes are more interesting than niggers being arrested.

Being out in a regular vehicle seems pretty dangerous these conditions

Columbia, TN checking in. Am I in trouble later?

waldo, AK probably just got obliterated

ya know whats interesting about that? the ancients took some form of record of anything interesting. theres no petroglyphs, no ancient pottery, no inscriptions on ruins, nothing ancient about tornados. nothing in ancient books , no administrative notes, no one, anywhere, ever wrote, drew or so much as alluded to, a tornado prior to the 1400s

I too like to make up retarded shit and act like it's fact. it makes the time go by

Columbia, TN

Wall is going to hit you at 4am according to latest hrrr model.

what you tolerate you are also guilty of. sorry, pal, you ride with the faggots.

k, enjoy the eternal swim when the big one hits the san andres fault just right

Tornado confirmed in Crittenden County, Arkansas

theres like two hooks on this same reading

waco is still recovering from that shit

Bad earthquakes are rare but when they do happen the death toll can easily soar into the thousands. Meanwhile tornadoes kill a few dozen people a year, which is basically nothing. DEER kill more people. You are more imperiled by living in deer country than tornado country.

well, you get what you vote for.

trumps america , folks

That's not Waco, that's San Francisco after getting shaken. More than three thousand dead.

Tornado confirmed in Creal Springs, Illinois

Thank you, sir.

implying i misspoke

waco is still recovering from dealing with san francisco existing

why did trump start using the weather machine on his constituency?

The devastation along side the tariffs are going to fuck white America by decades. Meanwhile hispanics and Indians are OK

Tornado observed warning Evans, damage reports Bay arkansas, Cherry Valley tornado warning, west of memphis still tornado warning, DYRESBERG tornado warning!!! NO NOAA SERVICE IN DYRESBERG WARN YOUR FAMILY, two tornados confirmed in Goresberg doing damage, tornado powerful west of memphis near crawfordsville get underground now, tornado warning, miracle lake, lake crest etc tornado on the ground get underground now, warning in camden, kentucky peduca warning, new tornado forming creal springs that's three tornados very close together. saline county Illinois warning

that's retarded

might not be a tornado?

no problem midd tenn neighbor

t. Smyrna nigga

Oh yes, true. The whole world is.

Tennessee tornado warning Oseola Tipton county etc.

Tornado warning issued Creole springs, harrisonberg elderado etc.springhill baptist church, forthill road, plumbing store, take shelter now

Heres the twatter wx spotter network, look for the Maury Co. one to follow wx shit.

Louisville reporting. Still about an hour and a half before it’s supposed to hit us.

What's amazing is, they're getting off lucky tonight. If this same setup was happening at the end of the month, these things would be dropping F4s and F5s all over the place.

jews

imagine sitting having a bear then you decide to look outside and see this, what do?

Stay safe fren, make plans.
Davies green knox edwardsport lyon plumber bloomfield bloomington indiana take shelter immediately
Clariton Row Monroe Hollygrove etc. Tornado

Thanks fren. I’m hoping for the best, I’m pretty close to downtown so I feel like tornados aren’t super likely near me

now ay this isnt a nader

Camden take shelter now

My power went out a minute ago. No storms here. Arkansas anon. Am I going to be ok?

I hope this isn't a stupid question, but do homes in your neighborhood have basements or a cellar?

UPS has suspended operations out of Worldport

could move right into the metro

We couldn't be that lucky.

take my bear inside

Witcliff tornado bardale twin tornados

THIS IS FRANKIE MACDONALD THERES A BIG. BIG TORNADO HEADING TOWARD. INDIANAPOLIS. MEMPHIS. LITTLE ROCK. IF YOU ARE OUTSIDE YOU ARE IN DANGER. GOLF BALL SIZED HAIL. SEVERE WEATHER. THIS WAS FRANKIE MACDONALD.

storms should have started past you, theyre all moving into west Tennessee

theres something coming up out of texarkana tho

Tennessee anon, but waaaaaay east. Like 6 1/2 hours from Memphis. It's kinda breezy here. Just ate a ham sandwich and watching flying circus. Pray for me.
In bed, dog is laying on my leg, wife is snoring. Situation dire

Most don’t. I don’t, just a crawl space that can only be accessed from outside. I have an interior room that should be ok in the worst case scenario.

what do

fuck the bear because this is baldur's gate 3

Here in Caliwali, we just take the boards out and surf where there are tornados.

Fuck. I'm in Hot Springs...

nigger that is a large portion of where most of the food grows. if people didnt live there, you would fucking starve to death.

kek

you say that like that very scenario cant happen in a few weeks. we have had 3 high end storms in little under a month and spring has barely started.

Past thru earlier today. We good nigga

THERES ANOTHER ONE BEHIND YOU ANON THAT IS HOW THEY TRICK YOU

Peduca Bardwell both tornado warning, hwy 62 mcgee springs lovelace ballard caryle etc.

Thank god trump froze FEMA funding, I hope those retards who voted for him starve to death. I'd be absolutely pissed if my Blue state tax dollars went to helping one of the inbred retards survive instead of them learning how to pull themselves up by their bootstraps. WOMP WOMP

grab another beer. in case wind knocks over current beer

based Frankie

It's 80 people a year. The real retards are the people in Florida, primarily the keys, that think hurricanes aren't that bad.

Surely these tornadoes happen regularly enough, right? Why aren't homes built with a basement? Do they just level the ground and pour a foundation and then build up? It's not like you live in a bog with groundwater just below the surface or anything.

Yeah it’s only going to get spicier for the next few weeks

fema was already broke before trump even took office because they decided to larp as the welfare office.

3k+ lightning strikes by dyresberg

After making fun of the Cali fires we now I have to make fun of them too right???

Like I said, most houses have a crawl space; my neighborhood was built in the 1940s-50s so most of the houses are shotgun style. Also, the tornado activity in the Ohio River valley like this is a fairly recent phenomenon, the elevation is rising and causing the bigger storms.

Oh I'm not saying it won't happen. This might very well be an appetizer. Reed Timmer thinks Dixie Alley will be very active this year.
youtube.com/watch?v=PO9cEOrwmo4

Wow. A true lightning storm. Static in the air.

Warning BARDALE get to shelter.

Nice, a Wet Carl

I'm in Nashville. Our neighborhood is a true Tornado Alley, but I'm hoping luck is on our side.

god dang it the nader is gonna mess up my sleep schedule

me too, but were not out of the woods yet.

from the river to the sea...

lake city tornado

in a lot of places its not practical either because of flood plains or rock formations. Where I am its rock formations and having a basement built would more than double construction costs, if they even gave me the permit to do it. much cheaper to build a concrete shack and have dirt delivered right on top of it. but, still most people dont even do that

I think rock formations plays a part too. We have very rocky soil, lots of limestone

Any flying dead mutts yet

My stomach has been upset for a few days, I hope I don’t get scared and shit myself :(

Wait until April 20th - May 20th
That's usually when everything maxes out.

Perfect. Thank you.

It’s definitely looking like the middle of the night. We’re not getting any sleep.

weather in nc is fine
ill keep everyone posted

looks that way bud, best of luck.

You too!

AH THE TIME OF LANDICANES

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i have a bad feeling about this

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Ohiobros, it's not gonna be another Memorial Day 2019 is it?

who cares about hicks? they laughed at the wild fires. Let them eat rubble

West/Northeast side of Indianapolis got hit pretty damn hard. Warehouse got blown up

jesus fuck
I've seen videos of tornadoes with horizontal vortices, but not horizontal WEDGES

Over 12k lighting strikes every 15 minutes

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Will there be tornadoes in southeast Indiana towards cincinnati?

Enough weaksauce edging
We need one that's of such strength and speed that it sets a new standard or falls outside the current scale
I'm talking uprooting of old growth, holes bored deep into the ground, concrete and brick reduced to a fine sandy powder

who's going to pay for all of that electricity?

When the next ice age starts in earnest that may very well happen.

built for bbc

Fuck. Lake City, AR.

Why are these videos in portrait? Idiots.

Looks like some possible debarking. Possible EF4, minimum strong EF-3.

ItS chemNado... er clamato change

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they are taking cover

Man, I remember storms hitting Memphis. Use to always be strong. But the weather after makes up for it.

tornado 2 miles southwest of murray will be going RIGHT OVER MURRAY IN 10 Minutes GET UNDERGROUND NOW!

Weather, do you mean the insufferable +90% humidity? I despise summer.

Well, the spring and fall was always nice.

I'm predicting every tornado will head north east.

tornado alley lifer checking in. it's like blue beam when you see them. you think perhaps maybe you should run away but you also want to witness the beauty so you keep watching.

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Tornado tennessee northwest paris hazel buchanan witlock bethlehem cabana, get underground for next 25 minutes.

We had a great winter here in Florida. 60+ days of windows open dry fresh air.
That's over now.

tornado warning kentucky brickenridge fordsville clovenports etc. ownesbourough get underground livermore etc davies hopkins etc

new tornado warning calaware marshall trigg counties shiloh donaldson katies etc take shelter now. rawcastle etc

Rain just started

where are you?

liberal policies led to tornados?

you can do whatever you want edgelord but one of these things is not like the other

Louisville, KY

hancock henry and rush counties tornado warning get underground moving to newscastle and bluntsville

tornado warning issued: nortonville mantington croton?

new warning issued kentucky: east of owensborough whitesville roseville cloverport etc. take shelter

I want to be in a comfy tornado or hurricane or even just thunderstorm

ryan hall warning that over next 48 hours major weather events across multiple states like he's never seen before

I just know it's somehow Biden's fault and it's got something to do with fentanyl from China.

new tornado warning owensborough get underground 20 30 minutes time it'll be on top of you.

like he's never seen before

Sounds like clickbait. Anyone who was around for the 2011 storms in Missouri or Alabama was there for the true 1-in-1,000-year event. We won't see another 2011 for centuries.

Entropy causes the increase in chaos across the earth. It's created by an increase in solar activity and affects every single thing on earth, from weather to society to politics. Lots of energy hitting the earth right now, and lots of entropy. We are at Sol's mercy completely.

I was 10 years old in 2011 what happened

We won't see another 2011 for centuries.

1974 was just as bad. These things are 25-50 year evens normally.

warning longfall creek near calhoun get underground, down to udacuah area
jackson and laurence county erie norman freetown
east of owensborough

I want to see one of these with my own eyes someday

Hang out around OKC to St Louis in the spring one year.

Or get a beater car and go "storm chasing". You will def see some then, if you don't wreck while chasing.

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I should be selling these at this point.
Are you a nigger because holy fuck you're dumber than dogshit.

No you don’t, it isn’t comfy.

thunderstorms often are, but agree about others

Whirlwinds are mentioned throughout the Bible
2Ki 2:1,11; Job 27:20; Job 37:9; Job 38:1; Job 40:6; Ps 77:18; Ps 83:15; Pr 1:27; Pr 10:25; Isa 5:28; Isa 17:13; Isa 29:6; Isa 40:24; Isa 41:16; Isa 66:15; Jer 4:13; Da 11:40; Ho 8:7; Ho 13:3; Am 1:14; Na 1:3; Hab 3:14; Zec 7:14

Thats a fair point, they are nice. But, I enjoy winter as well. Just not summer.

We hate the government and taxes

Gimmie blue state money

It's honestly one of the strangest things observing American life . It's like when you buy a homeless guy a breakfast sandwich and he tells you to F-off while he eats it

Light thunderstorms are fine but I’ve had my fill of tornados

new tornado warning: east of owensboro, stay in shelter in owensboro, in calhoun take shelter now

No one cares about your magic book of lies.

tornado heltonville indiana

It's a historical record that has been proven to be perfectly accurate. Deal with it.

Sure, I trust you. It all really happened...

new tornado warning davies and mcclean county.

tornado warning bartholomew brown jackson monroe etc. get underground

major flooding coming to memphis

I wanna move in the midwest
it seems so comfy unironically

Continental oakwood ohio, get to shelter

We're not in Arkansas anymore

flag

Guess not

I appreciate your diligence

God damn, I am so happy I took a job in eastern TN instead of the western part
I'd be shitting bricks at this moment

That movie is kino but that's not the midwest

Apparently it's getting more common here in east tn. We've had 3 or 4 tornadoes within a few miles of us since we moved here around two years ago.

What? It's set in Oklahoma, isn't it?

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calaway kentucky tornado warning get to shelter
tornado warning indiana south of lamar new boston etc. take shelter

yo la grange here

More likely you won't see it. You'll just see so much rain and wind around you that you can't see 10 feet ahead in any direction, with a noise so loud your eardrums will hurt

That's what most tornadoes look like. You won't see one, or know where it is, you'll just know one is near because of how much violence is in the air

Got relatives in both places. Pee Wee Valley bitches!

Ryan Hall warns Louiseville, Corridan, Harrison perry, mead, new liberty near underwood tornado near bunkerville church debris field detected! tornado warning get underground!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

louiseville take shelter IMMEDIATELY!!!!! Tornado on the ground.

The census fucks up by dividing 'regions' strictly along state lines, which simply isn't how things have worked historically.

i thought it's just a yall watch

Hell yeah, I used to live in Crestwood. Now I’m in Jeff county, in paristown

no it's a tornado warning that means there is immediate danger for the warned area and immediate surrounding locations

I got relatives in bowling green, pee wee, louiseville, la grange, even nashville, etc.

As of right now , 23:41, it’s just a tornado watch & thunderstorm warning for my zip code

What yt account is this? Skibidi storm chase or some shit? That watermark is ridiculous.

yeah if you look up number of deaths plain old heatwaves are way up there in the loss of life, then floods. Hurricanes and Tornadoes are overhyped in their deadliness compared to more boring disasters. The Texas Cold Snap a couple of years ago killed more people than most category 4 hurricanes.

Right, El Paso is part of the "South" according to that map. Hey José, let's make some cornbread and chitlins!

new tornado warning: greenville belton rochester
benton carol henry counties toward canton and big sandy

Tornado warning issued: indiana fayette union wayne, montgomery prebowl counties ohio

new tornado warning: north west dayton drake miami montgomery ohio etc

Lol imagine living where tornado

t. Calichad

What is a wedge?

It is comfy and that is the Midwest. Ignore anon saying OK is the South. Oklahoma had no role in our side of the war of northern aggression

He looks like every fucking Arkansas friend I've ever had. He probably is a bull rider too

watching live ryan hall reporting tornado warning in LOUISVILLE all over the place there, take shelter

new tornado warning houston stewart counties Tennessee

Louisville strong storm headed towards airport

EF ratings are based on damage assessments I thought

I’m down in my kitchen fren

Idk about other people but I seem to remember dex definitely making me retarded lol. I think I saw music and was convinced I scratched of my tattoo when I finally managed to duck walk to the bathroom while my buddy held on to a dresser and ran in place for an hour

Can you cook a tornado? Just like nuke it?

It’s the most interior room of my house. I don’t know about cooking it but if I see a tornado I’ll see what happens when it gets 8 rounds of 9mm

Fuck me, just got the joke kek

Wider than distance between clouds and ground

everyone laugh at this retard who doesn't know about jericho or the hittites

Yeah just shoot the fucker, it deserves to die.

Is 9mm enough? Should I use the 12 gauge?

Beautiful. I wish I could see one up close

You may not need either. Ryan Hall says downtown Louisville most severe storm over. Tornado warning southeast side jefferson town up towards simpsonville area.

Yeah I think it’s past my area; WDRB said confirmed touchdown at Snyder & 64