Breaking: Australia will take America to court on tariffs

Looks like the lil naughty America is going to get PUNISHED by the big Aussie daddy:
abc.net.au/news/2025-04-03/election-2025-albanese-responds-trump-tariffs-beef/105130768

Australia is set to launch action at the WTO which arbitrates, and seeks to settle, trade disputes between nations.

Australia will also use "dispute resolution" powers in Australia's free trade agreement with the United States, responding to President Donald Trump's baseline 10 per cent tariff imposed on Australian exports to the US.
"The Australian people have every right to view this action by the Trump administration as undermining our free and fair trading relationship," Mr Albanese said.

WTO has no authority over the US and can't do shit. Australians don't call the cops, we should be making our own hit on Trump

Just pay your FAIR SHARE. Reciprocate.

"Our existing free trade agreement with the United States contains dispute resolution mechanisms. We want to resolve this issue without resorting to using these."

The ABC revealed yesterday that the Albanese government was preparing to take the US to the World Trade Organization to accuse it of breaching their trade agreement

Oh.
Well.
Hm

Aussies are such pussies now, you won’t and can’t do shit.

Fuck, I thought that was a jeet shitting illustration on the bag.

strayas grievances

have jurisdiction over the US

that's not a knoife

nice baloons would be a shame if someone took them

Shit. It's gonna hurt.

Australia is now officially onboard the China train, bye bye America. We have always been on the China’s side, now it’s official. Honestly every country is on the China’s side now, even Israel is looking at China as their new host.
We generally don’t have tariffs on mutt imports, and we runs a trade deficit against America. Are average mutts really got brainwashed to the bone by their masters?
Union regulations. Between 10kg and 16kg it is required to use squat position when lifting it up from ground to prevent hip and back injuries. Multiple persons or tools must be used if it is heavier than 16kg. It’s an OHS thing, mutts wouldn’t understand.

Aussies are such pussies now, you won’t and can’t do shit

You keep saying that when you forget not all of us are fucked you seppo dickhead

Australia-United States Free Trade Agreement (AUSFTA) removed tariffs of all US imports, but because our government at the time were free trade ideologues they cucked hard to you lot in it and so the US maintained import quotas and tariffs many of our exports to protect your inefficient subsidised industries.

our industries are "inefficient" because america tried to be friendly and give everyone a piece of Americas massive Pie, but then you manipulated us for more and more pie and took pie away from us, so now we're going to fuck you in the face with a shotgun

dont bite the hand that feeds, that easy.

the China

You don't use the definite article in this case. Nice try, Chang.

First, who cares? The only good thing you Aussies gave us was Kyrie Irving, and he's not even technically Australian, and he's also a basketball American, so all his properly hinged takes are unfortunately tainted.

Second, you either pay or you don't, the US doesn't care. I suspect this is bluster because Albanese (lmao, who names themselves after their purported heritage) thinks trying to banter like a five year old will work. Enjoy not having US goods.

Third, why in the FUCK does your bag of rice talk about sugars like a starch isn't a type of sugar, and why is your short grained riced called 'medium grain'? Are upside-downers really this stupid and easily scammed?

I wonder what a 25% tarrif on vlf transmissions to submarines would come in at?

If the tariffs are so bad for the US, why is Australia so butthurt?

werd never had Aussie rice, just Arabic or Japanese. New feet taste finally, I got feels it won't match up as Aussie food has no delicate spice to their recipes.

Mac n Cheese syrup cancer

And what court is that?

No nation has sold out harder to "free trade" than Australia.

because it means we have to open up markets in other countries like chinkaland, shitsville and nipistan, which can be a PITA.
we'd rather sell to (formerly) White countries that nearly speak our own language and watch the subhumans eat bugs and cowshit patties

The tariffs are meant to be reciprocal why don't they just remove theres?

Our rice is so good that Japan has massive tariffs on it to stop their people from buying it instead of their own.

Oh... no.
Not the WTO.
That strongly worded letter they'll write will absolutely ruin us.

Look, its very easy you understand. You are acting like an Uppity Emotional Niggress and America is going to pimp slap your nappy-headed Abbo skull until you learn

Australia isn't our daddy. Britain is daddy.

It's so over bros... No more Australian rice for us..

Skin cancer vs Stomach cancer. My tongue chooses the pink still.

the mutt cries out as he strikes you

like master like golem

My dad is a dedicated Sky News cons00mer. I should ask him how he thinks about the new tariffs before old boy Rupert feeds him the spin, and then ask him a week later after he's heard it
I hope this doesn't make everything on ebay and aliexpress more expensive. I stopped voting libs because they fucked me with import tax

Im not "crying out" Im challenging you; and you are failing to rise to the challenge because you want to be a nihilistic crybaby

We imported $[US]3 billion of Australian beef from them just last year alone. They won't take any of our beef," Mr Trump said in his 'liberation day' address.

Shit nigga, is this cunt retarded?

Australian producers sold at a loss just to have access to American Markets; thats not happening anymore.
Aussies will no longer have access to American Markets because you acted like faggots. Whos gonna buy your expensive Beef now; china?

Yes actually, Asia buys a fuck tonne more than USA does.

Enjoy your shit local produce, champ.

Pity the USA stopped paying the WTO once Trump took office
Elbow is such a fag

Great; if you've decided to become Chinas ally then we dont have to feel bad when we fire bomb all of your cities.
Another W for america; we can conquer you with zero moral-conundrums

we can conquer you with zero moral-conundrums

If you feel one iota of remorse over killing dangerous, invasive fauna like A*strains you're like a PETA member and belong on Anon Babble, not here.

Lol.

Trump blatantly violated the USMCA *THAT HE PERSONALLY NEGOTIATED SND SIGNED* and Australians think he will abide some other trade agreement dispute mechanism?

This after Australia agrees to pay the US trillions for submarines that will never be delivered to ensure a defense alliance that will never be honoured.

No refunds.

I believe that is an Aboriginal sacred site. Seppos must vacate ASAP

take America to court on tariffs

arbitration...

Good luck with that.

they're so mad

whats the feeling in thailand on your own tariffs

never had Aussie rice,

Me either But I do drink Aussie coffee every day.
Java Time is the real stuff.

What BYD should I Buy now that we are besties with China? And are Huawei phones any good?

no dont get huawei, if you really dont want iphone get a samsung from korea

massive tariffs

More than 700%?

So like he said there, he'll do nothing.