TOTAL BOOMER DEATH

We are witnessing one of the greatest man-made wealth redistributions in history.

Boomer retirement portfolios getting wiped as market continues to freefall, no more buying midlife crisis red convertibles for a while.

Remember to take full advantage anon, I've already started DCA'ing.

where's the webm

Good. The weak men who brought us here deserve this

Make America Un-retire Again

I don't have it but heres the transcript
WE GOT NO BRAKES

stomping pedal

WHAT ARE YOU SERIOUS?

OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT

HOOOOLD OOOOOOOOOOONN

tire screech explosion sound as boomers crash into family mini-van at 50 mph

Maga Boomer here
Look you guys just don't understand the actual level of winning that is right around the corner...you'll all be sorry when you finally realize we were right assholes!

"We went to the moon! We fucked all the girls! We saved the world from the Russians! so fuck you we kick ass!"
- Boomers

lol

I'm glad you guys realize that the boomers caused all of this. It couldn't possibly be the private, for profit central banks run by jews who have been trying to start a one world government. That is just s conspiracy theory.

thanks, almost as good

Boomers

midlife crisis

You're off by a few decades, what they're going through is more of a endlife crisis

lol i found the youtube
buddy SMACKED the dash