Let's play the Nigger Name Game

"Qualishia" arrested

thanks bro

"Tavian" arrested

"Juntavious" arrested

"Le Genius" arrested

Haven't seen this thread for atleast a year now. Throwback

Also, not very nice anon >=(

Wisdom

Somehow this became a popular nigger name.

Put me in the screencap!

Neither are all the crimes they commit

"Dontavius" arrested

"Darrelsha" arrested

best nigger name i ever saw was 'quintavious gooch'

"Lataysha" arrested

"Quintavious" arrested - this one comes up with quite a few results, nice work leaf

First try, fail.

Relative in Michigan works at a school and there were twins named Oran'Jelo and Lemon'Gelo

Kek, great thread.

UK Edition: Jahshaun arrested for drug and gun possession

bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c03r8n6l6q3o

"Dequan"

It reminds me in quarantine times when you could put "1~100 new cases" and any number would give a result to an article

i just wanted to check the classics

Almost there. Listen to your heart, channel the energy of a negress mother excited that she can get back onto the crack and Hennessey in earnest now that she's shat it out and FaCS/CPS will get off her case, at least until she gets cummed in by another criminal.

They love white sounding names with a little bit of that nigger twist to them, a bit of Lawry's sprinkled over the top to make it unique (and retarded).

Here's one I just came up with then: "Glocktavius" arrested

"Tequan"

the same guy from august 2024 repeated story

one from 2022

Now lets pick an English name. Let's how many John's...

Wait this is what. Crackers do while they going extinct and being replaced. Lmaooooooooooooo

I 'member. Do you also remember the 'Died Six minutes apart holding hands' fake stories?

"Darrelshawn" arrested

"Keshawn"

(((you)))

"Darquis"

Your search - unktavyeon arrested - did not match any documents.

Did I win or lose?

"Marquan"

if i was black i would name my son Wakandarius or Pantherius.

You can do that with any name retard

"Danquel"

I didn't even know that I knew so many black names, I haven't missed once.

SHIEEEEET DIS FINNA BE RAYCISS YALL

Got one my first try here

Dequarius

do leshawn

that's gonna be a treasure trove of niggertry

"Shantisha"

"Tayveon" arrested works though.

So does "Tavion" arrested, kek

"Shaquanda"

"Darnisha"

"DeVaughn" arrested

"Quashonda"

"Ladasha" arrested

"Lashaniqua"

what the fuck

Bulgariabro has got knack of it

"Lequanda"

"Tyvarious" arrested

Anyone remembers the Sharkeisha no! meme?

Christopher Poole

mind blown

What's wrong?

Sharkeisha no!

They grow up so fast, don't they?

2 for 2

Jamalius

"Marquavious"

Kek, that reminds me of

holy kek, they took it from the internet...lolololol

"Tayvan" arrested

"Lamarian" arrested

TERQUAN

Cotisha is some fucking word I just made up... how the fuck

I picked "Juandarius"

BIRMINGHAM, Ala. (WIAT) — UPDATE (2/3): The Birmingham Police Department has arrested two men in connection to a deadly shooting that occurred early Friday morning.

Jehudijah Davis (left), 23, and Juanderrius Woods (right), 20, have been charged with capital murder in the death of 26-year-old Tyrese Morrow.

ayo it’s a me, Montario! Bing Bing wahoo n sheeeeit

How and why do they come up with these names to give to their little niglets?

Reminds me of good ol' TreyTrey Martini

I made up all my 16 posts. It's so funny. I missed only once.

"Quanshawn" arrested

Shandarious

Multiple reasons, all being retarded:

1. They think it’s brilliant to give “unique” names to dey chillrin
2. They hate wypipo so they never give them normal (Anglo-derived) names.
3. They have the IQ of literal apes

I used to work in the medical field and once encountered a patient named
“Le-ah”. I assumed it was pronounced “Lee uh” but the sheboon reprimanded me saying “the dash ain’t silent. It be Ledasha”.

how

take a regular name and then add something vaguely latin
for example
Mark + avius= Markavius

why

To be "unique"

Getting arrested for the second time in a week meant no bail for Markivous Jean.

The 20 year old has been in jail for nearly two months, since a Boynton Beach police officer reported getting called to a disturbance in a development called The Crossings on the evening of Wednesday, June 1.

According to the arrest report, the security guard called about a man who “jumped from a white in color Dodge Charger and assaulted another person. It was advised the vehicle left the area prior to our arrival. Make note that while responding, communications personnel were able to ascertain a name and vehicle tag which was relayed to responding officers.”

The victim was a 16-year-old girl.

There's a sociology PhD thesis on this just begging to be published.

"Shanaenae" arrested

Dr. Marijuana Pepsi Vandyck

I'm done...

They sure do love unique names...

"Uneek" arrested

One of the three blacks at my high school was named Salydia. It sounded just like chlamydia. Still laugh about it to this day

HAH. I did try "Pepsi" and some variations but fuck me, you've struck absolute gold there.

And her maiden name is Jackson'... Of course it was...

"Shawniqua" arrested

Ok now this name is just based. I don't care what anyone says.

5’03” 190lbs

oof

The middle name

Shamiadiesha

not getting enough love

"DooDoo" arrested

Yep.
Nothing beats Doo Doo Bug though

"Essence" arrested

Sounds like a gangster from a Dave Chapelle sketch

I found Laron

shartavius does, completely lost it.

"Zakiya" arrested

Welp

Laquisha arrested
Laquisha Cowser, a 32-year-old Milwaukee County correctional officer, was arrested and charged with misconduct in public office in connection with the death of inmate Octaviano Juarez-Corro on January 2023.

Laquisha Chamise Yarborough, a 28-year-old woman from Miami, was arrested after being accused of hitting her own pregnant belly during a domestic dispute.

Laquisha Sensley, a 31-year-old woman from Clinton, was arrested after being accused of fighting juveniles at Northeast High School on November 2, 2023.

Laquisha Jones, a 30-year-old woman from Los Angeles, was arrested for brutally attacking a 92-year-old man with a brick in Willowbrook, California, in July 2018.

Laquisha T. Chatfield was arrested for stealing more than $22,000 from a Florida first responder by filing unemployment claims under the first responder's identification.

"Shanice" arrested

"Tydavis" arrested

"Tynice" arrested

They love the "Ty" names

ctrl f Tyrone

0 results

What.

The old I just look at names statistics specialist?

Protip ground or phone questionaire aplicators can just lie

This will make names made up repeat themselves

Like pedro

"Tyshawn" arrested

It's too obvious. You gotta make it up and then check if it's a real name. Thems the rules.

That one is a little too easy. We're playing on Advanced Difficulty tonight

"Tyquavius" arrested

"Tyrese" arrested

"Shawndella" arrested

Ayo Tyreese, give those niggas a volley

"Shawnelle" arrested

Boooomping
Better this thread than the shills sliding every other post

shit muthafucka this a racist ass thread! you a racist! you a white racist muthafucka! tell me that shit in real life and I'll pop a cap in your ass, racist white muthafucka I'll beat your ass, I'll kill yo muthafuckin white ass muthafucka etc etc and so on in modo simile

kek this is fun.

Thankfully, where I live, we don't have blacks. It's literally been months since I've seen one, and that was well away from my suburb.

"Quindarius" arrested, taken from another thread currently up

"Quinshelle" arrested

Man, I wonder which nog names off the top of my head won't have one?

"Quindelle" arrested

Thankfully I live in a country where men are just waiting for someone to do something.

Another hit

Yeah, but the tribe seem pretty intent on drafting you all into the Ukraine meatgrinder because you guys didn't all take the vaxx like our retarded countries did

But at least you made it this far and we get to laugh at niggers on the internet until then

There's a Jatorius too? Doesn't matter how ridiculous your nigger name is, there's one with that name that got arrested.

"Shalondria"

Naah

Okay deloquandarius wasn't a hit but quandarius was.

Daquillius... that's a great one. Added to the folder.

"Darshawn" arrested

Leondre - arrested

fucking
Daquandria
also
Shazzaria
two for one special lads

Based. Our government on the other hand... And look up who this Penny Wong character is. LMAO, we're fucked here downunder. Got any space in your attic?

Starting to hit a wall. A lot of my last few not getting anything.

its real

this is a fantastic game

Quality find.

"Quandaysha" arrested

Put 'Da' or 'Ja' in front of any nonsense or common nog name and your mind to find a hit. Or just nonsense with 'avius' on the end.

"Tyranius" arrested

That's fucked. Well we did send some old soviet weapons and a couple of bucks but that's it.

Got any space in your attic?

Come visit bro, you will like it. Lowest income tax in the EU - 10%. You just gotta figure it out on your own, that's the catch. We are relatively poor but are girls are unvaxed for the most part, I see 20 year old mothers every day and it makes my day. I appreciate my country so much more after the covid. I was going to go to America in 2019 and maybe stay. I'm so glad I didn't.

"Ja'Tyrone" arrested

Need heavy truck drivers/diesel mechanics? I've been seriously considering a move towards there on the eastern Black Sea coast. Looks comfy as

I still can't believe all the shit that happened in my hometown during COVID. The problem with our country isn't that so many are descended from convicts or prisoners, it's that so many are descended from prison warders.

Simple.
Put in your name+arrested into The Google.
It will pull up your prior arrests.

I was going to go to America in 2019 and maybe stay. I'm so glad I didn't.

Sad that you didn't get to visit us but yeah you probably dodged a bullet, definitely metaphorical and possibly literal.

"Jamarian" arrested...

Fuck me, bros. This one includes a 12 year old who murdered a 9 year old...

Pic was absent, probably also like these kids' fathers

12 year old who murdered a 9 year old...

Fuck me that's bleak

Trying all the variations and yep, every single one hits

"Jamarius" arrested

Even the search engine is trying to recommend nigger names, kek.

"Tyquan" arrested

Deshawn ‘Thorobread’ lol

"Tyreeq" arrested

Daquarius Black

I fucking bet he is, lol

"Quandelle" arrested

Mate, leave some for the rest of us

"Quandella" arrested

Rideshare? Nah bitch this just my car, now guess where we're goin'

Did you already try Dequandrius? It's hard to keep all these gibberish names straight.

Holy fuck what a good thread.

I'm surprised there are not more guys named L'Jesus or Ja'Jesus
or maybe the apostraphe throws off google

"Dequandrius" arrested

Yep, if you try variations of La'nignignignignignog you'll just mostly end up with cases in Los Angeles

Incredible
A rarity these days to be sure

I was going to go to America in 2019 and maybe stay. I'm so glad I didn't.

youd be fine if you mostly stay away from urban areas.

Need heavy truck drivers/diesel mechanics?

We always need people here, although our unemployment is less than 4% I think. All our good talent is overseas which is sad, but in the last 10 years alot of people are returning.

I still can't believe all the shit that happened in my hometown during COVID.

It's shocking. I had no idea your government is so authoritarian. I feel bad for the cool aussie bros.

Sad that you didn't get to visit us

Yeah, I have relatives in NY, Jersey and Chicago, I was going to visit my uncle in New York had a bunch of plans to visit comedy clubs and what not.

This is the second time I almost visited. In 2012 my mom bought me a ticket but I got a great job opportunity and didn't go, gave my ticket to my females cousin and now she's married with kids and lives in Jersey so it's all good.

My uncle lives in Astoria, Qeens NY, that's where I was going to stay.

oops second half was for you

type in niquarius arrested

nick rickieta arrested comes up

My fucking sides.

Shaytondra isn't a nigger name yet

Beloved zhion aquarius forbes

Treyvarius came up with "treyvarious" and a few arrests i think that counts, also got a Jakarius.

I hope you get a chance to play tourist here eventually after things calm down, but yeah definitely don't just hang out in NYC unless you're into concrete dystopias. See Grand Canyon, Yellowstone, Carlsbad Caverns, that sort of thing. And/or check out small towns in middle America, they're comfy.
Is that nigger ever going to cover a fucking trial again or is he still waiting for his own to wrap up? I loved his Rittenhouse coverage and the Depp saga was entertaining if not all that important.

Where the fuck do American niggers get these hilarious names from?

5d chess

"Tyquanda" arrested

Hey she looks like the journalist uncovering the French tranny pedophile who herself looks like ET in a blonde wig. Couldn't spell it properly as Candice, could she...

But let's try it...

"Candace" arrested... Oh, of course.

Quandelle meet your new cell mate, Tamelle.

My fucking god some of these cases are grim. And while reading through, we end up with yet another nignog name, this time "Baby Lux"

Has anyone ever made a name generator for these? I'm starting to see the patterns.

Kek
Which pol challenge is funnier nigger generator name or pindia
Both should become mainstream

Cause the dash don’t be silent

"Ronisha"

Why on Earth would somebody pay $10k for a garbage bag full of organs and tits?

I've got one somewhere, I'm digging for it currently. But they're not hard to make up on the spot with zero though, because it's exactly how their own mothers did it

I hope you get a chance to play tourist here eventually after things calm down

Yeah, I still want to visit.

I knew a nigger in hs named "difference"

"Larondo"

"Javonte"

I wonder if there's a "Larondius" too

Goddamn Bruce you've done it again. Hats off

Larondius

Close enough but nigga wat

HOLY FUCK IT WORKS HAHAHAHAHAHA

Bonus troon without even trying, kek
Laronde sounds like a degenerated French-Canadian last name, I know of some similar families locally and they're not any different.

negress mother excited that she can get back onto the crack and Hennessey in earnest now that she's shat it out and FaCS/CPS will get off her case, at least until she gets cummed in by another criminal

What a dismantling. Holy fuck

"Lashante"
I looked up cornelius but a white boy actually did show up too

My favorite is felonious freeman

Jarkeevius is a fantastic one, well done.

Thanks, Finbro. Although, I do have to attribute most of this thread's success simply to the extraordinary criminality of these fieldbeasts turned citizens. Without all of that, this thread could have never happened.

lol

My favorite name ever is LA-A pronounced LADASHA.
Its hard to seach though since it triggers a bunch of shit with LA-

"Quintarius"

The Reverend, Jesse Jackson, and his crew of fellow backsploiters encouraged nogs in the 70s to connect with their "African roots" by naming their children these abominable names. Before that time, blacks had normal names like Jim(James) William, Linda, Alice, etc

"Quadarius"

The unabbreviated root name, Ladasha, has been done but yes, it just mostly comes up with cases from Los Angeles. If anyone can find a real LA-A in the wild, post it here.

Jamiroquantrelle

My first random name was a hit.
Like 4 hits too. I've never heard the name Jayquan, I just figured it sounded niggery.

Does it count if it's the middle name?

Tavarrius Laquintas

I looked up "quantisha"

I've heard Rayquan before, but not Jayquan.
There's certainly a predictable style to these names, isn't there?

Nobody did Shitavious.

This board is truly dead.

"Tyquelle" arrested

fren

Top kek what is these niggas mamas thinking. Would that niggas nickname be "shit"?

Donquarius
*searches google*
Holy moly..

Donquarius

That's a good one

Captcha: Jamay.. Going to try variations of that next

Try jamaray or jamarious

"Keyshawn"

Shitavious Cook, vs Shitavius Showers. Who is getting the shit beat out them?

A variation on a classic. And of course, it's a hit

Weird how there are basically no meme flags or nigger lovers making a stink ITT, organic threads with irrefutable proof of shitskin subhumanity usually attracts a few

Quindarious reporting for duty!

They were in here earlier

this picture seems to repel them away

This has been a great thread. It should be repeated ever black history month. Make it a tradition on twitter and reddit too

Gentlemen, it's nearly 4am where I am. So I bid thee farewell.

And remember the Prime Directive: around blacks, never relax.

The fuck is this? You can play the same game with any names.
I can find all sorts of "Timmy" or "Brad" or "Robert" arrested.
This is such bullshit.

gn fre
relax man, we're just havin some fun

NIGGER ALERT

Too late nigger, try reading the thread before lying next time.
Thanks for the good thread op, fewer and fewer each day in this shithole.

kek
I literally just made up the name 'Jashawn' on the fucking spot. I didn't even know it was a real nigger name.

once encountered a patient named

“Le-ah”.

sure you did

There are literally hundreds of real examples of names just as retarded in this very thread, nigger. Can't read?

no u

Oldfag spotted

All of Anon Babble was like this once. It was fun and good. Lynch anyone who tells you Anon Babble was never good. Before jannies banned any thread that dared to commit the sin of being fun and asshurt tranoids flooded every board with woke spam.

Timmy Brad and Robert are real names you cretin.
We are literally just making names up that sound like stereotypical black names and finding that some idiot nig has named their child by this name, which is funny on it’s own. The fact that every one of these blacks with these stupid names is also a criminal is just the cherry on top.

Bro, La-sha (Ladasha) is widely used among negros now. The fuck you on about? It's like Baraquisha or Obamaniqua. One or two retards had that idea and there were a shit ton of copycats. How have you never heard of this? I've even met a La-sha. Do you live somewhere without negros? Can we switch?

fentavius

Danm it's true

Felondra Lakeysha Brooks im dead.

Darquavious

I use the US social security name database to find weird nigger names that there were a minimum of 5 of and then use those names.

fewer then 5 Rashawns born in MI in 2002

one is arrested

Kek what are the odds.

Darquavious seems like a goot boy who din do nuffins.

It's a miracle!

Kek

It's a miracle!

get back on page 1 you nigger

Kek

Who remembers Airwrecka?

Kek I do

I made up the name Ledonre.. First link: wral.com/story/third-person-arrested-in-connection-with-harnett-man-s-murder/17726980/

Meant to spell ladondre

best thred in the catalog rn

Jantoria: rain-street.org/Jantoria-Freeman-6f1o72

I went so far as to use 2 names, it still works
searched jaqueerius jamal + arrested
NIGGERS

legenius

For whatever reason, this one is the most disturbing to me.

First try

T'Vondre Sweat

Lmao niggers are a meme

Shitavious Cook, vs Shitavius Showers. Who is getting the shit beat out them?

I went so far as to use 2 names, it still works

Good lord

Shartelle

How about Shartavious?

This anon checked

I fucking love you Aussie bastards. As an addendum, Moot was/always will be an enormous faggot.

Rodrecus Lamar Canady, he was arrested for robbing the cab driver Rayvon Gray.

Rayvon Gray

I looked for Rayvonius, this popping up was close enough

Nigger spotted. Post hand DaQuarious.

Unironically the best thread I've seen in a long time

Danquel

This Bulgarian has me dying. If you ever want to be an American, you can be my not gay man-bride Bulgaria bro. Kek.

I never thought that niggers would be daft enough to call a girl "LaTrina" - which means "TOILET" - but it seems to be quite common as a name.
WTF, NIGGERS?

Nah mayne. It's La-a. The dash be silent.

Kek but Sharkeisha takes the win for me

I'm dying right now

Shanquandra Arrested

Kek

I knew a Latasha once.
She was white. Trailer trash, sure, but white. The rot goes deep.

Da dash do be silent doe. Cuh.

these fuckin niggers man...

lacorey Fuller

Sweet. My ancestors owned some niggers!

Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop

This one specifically is satire, right? Kek ain't no way

Not a nigger unfortunately

kek niggers are stupid reddit.com/r/Memphis10/comments/1jqtvdj/memphis_niggas_funny/

this is unreal, every fucking GUESS is a hit KEK

Oh and he was being retarded on purpose... fucking lame

Yeah the only thing black people are good at is getting arrested and killing other black people.

Sheeeeeit

Canadian

Fuck me, we really have to sort ourselves out...

Yes. That is allowed. And you now have a seat in the racist council.

DALQUAVUS

SHARTINA

You can never go wrong with The Bruce!

Try vontarious. These fuckers are everywhere. Kek.