The White House is considering using our tax dollars to give $10,000 per year to every person in Greenland, per NYT

And Canada.

Then why bribe them?

When you do the math we would be getting Greenland on a bargain. They are relying on retards not knowing that only 50k people live in Greenland.

unusual whales twitshit thread #1000000

They don't have guns yet so I would go and rob them until they start to assimilate to our ways and arm themselves

Worth it to acquire Greenland. I'm fine with giving them 10k a year. Cheap cost for what we would be getting. Hope we acquire Greenland. New clay. Euros will seethe. Are Danes giving them the equivalent of $10,000 a year? We will develop the land and provide for them more than the Danes did

they should start planning on a 3k UBI in the next 5-10 years.

$10,000 per year

The snow Niggers already get that from Denmark.

Very bad deal, they shouldnt accept anything less than 1 million dollars per person

you're awfully generous with my money

Year 1

Oh Greenlanders are so nice, they eat seals, can you believe that?

Year 2

They are lazy people, not wanting to work, we offered jobs, the best jobs of north pole but they are too lazy, can you believe that? We will CUT the $10000 per year, American taxes won't go to freeloaders.

If the usa can get Greenland for such a small amount, then it's not a bad deal.

$600m per year. The usa governed probably spends more per year on toilet paper

I support this plan.

i'm moving there just for gibs
then back again :)

how will they defend this

By scaping the barrel of USAID treachery and applying it to obtaining favourable outcomes for the US homeland in acquiring Greenland. What's 10k a year per person compared to the tens of billions gouged from the US taxpayer by the politicians and business interests for themselves? What about bluesky stealing disaster donations for the democratic advertising machine? Literal peanuts compared to acquiring a landmass such as Greenland. These posts are fucking gay, kill yourself

Money isn't real.
It comes from nothing.
The vast majority of USD doesn't exist outside of the SWIFT banking system.
USA is $36,000,000,000 in debt.

600 million per year

Yeah, less than a billion? Might as well be free, completely worth it to add such a huge landmass to our country.

We already give any random nigger in our country triple or more that amount. To buy a nearly uninhabited massive island it's a steal.

57K Population, at 10K USD a pop = 570 Millions

Sell your homeland so one generation gets a stipend. Fuck the next generation.

That's fine. It would just go to jews otherwise

muttburgers think they can bribe the greenlanders by offering them an absolute pittance

Completely delusional.

That's fine

Lol no, IF I were greenland, seeing how desperate Trump is, I would demand 100K per citizen

This is a fraction of what the democrats would be pissing away in Ukraine and Iraqi Sesame Street at this very moment.

Trump is so fucking pathetic.

10k every year

570 million USD

Denmark is currently giving 4.3 Billion DKK or 650 million USD to Greenland

Not taking into account that Greenlanders get free healthcare and college in both Greenland and Denmark/Nordics

The art of the deal everyone.

Didn't the people in Greenland appear only in the 1300s after genociding Norse settlers?

No amount of money is worth it being filled with niggers, none

"Are Danes giving them the equivalent of $10,000 a year?"

Who's gonna tell him?

giving

but your not actually giving them actual money in their hands are you? maybe you should start instead of being so miserly.

college

healthcare

what if they dont feel like going to college, what if they dont get sick?

i'd rather have a free 10k a year than all that bullshit socialism

no it was climate change

American presidents will give money to anybody BUT americans.

10k a year per person is less than the gibs we already give now kek and that’s with free healthcare and university education

3rd world'er trying to understand how first world countries work

Stfu brown piece of shit. White people are talking

570m a year for the resources and defensive position is very worthwhile.

USA is $36,000,000,000 in debt.

And you wonder why the US is being just the slightest fuckin' bit erratic. It is actually over $37,000,000,000.

Do these retards in Trump’s admin not understand what soft power is?

The Jews are going to fucking SEETHE when they hear this.

Liar. You don't have that kind of money snow german.

Awesome. Those people are white. Thats only half a billion dollars. We give more than that to the niggers in any given metropolitan area annually.

It comes from nothing.

checked

Groinland

give it to us now or we will jew you to death

free

you euros are so simple

When they get used to it, they don't want it to stop.
Of course, it is possible that China pays $20,000

denmark is so cucked after the US takes over and gives everyone 10k a year, they'll STILL be entitled to free college and healthcare paid for by denmark because of muh cultural ties and muh softpower. believe me i know exactly how decadent traitorous jew operated western countries operate because im a citizen of one.

cheaper then the 100s of tons of gold we offered for Greenland in the 40s

Don't forget to tip.

Greenland is important due to its abundant minerals in order for an advanced country to be brought into the robotics age

Cheaper than your retarded for-nothing forever wars in Afghanistan and Ukraine.

10k a year is not even half the minimum wage there im pretty sure LUL

Can we start banning everyone with these sourceless twitter screencap threads?

Still too much though.
Those chugs don't deserve a penny.

That's less than many of the individual USAID grants - Greenland has about 50k people, total.

Greenland is becoming a nigger shit hole. I lived in Iceland for 3 years and have been to Greenland when it was still white. It was nice, but this was in the 90s. I've only heard bad things since then because they're all super leftist

Worth it to acquire Greenland

How?
What is the alleged benefit here? Giving them US citizenship will benefit them because they'll get a massive bump in their gibs. But what is the benefit to me as a normal American of adding what is essentially another Puerto Rico? Puerto Ricans are a literal plague.

This. Twitter is the new r*ddit

There's no way they would accept, 10k a year is 833$ a month, and since they'd become burger citizens, now they'll have to pay healthcare, education out of pocket, and who knows if Trump will keep his word after "buying" greendland since who'll sue the USA if they don't hold their part of the bargain after 1 year or couple of months?

Missed 3 zeros.

Sounds like a good reason to get rid of all the people in Greenland asap then

It's ironic how those spics pretend to hate America even though their entire economy revolves around the military presence there. Should never have given those spics citizenship. The Philippines would've been a better choice for something like that. And Guam is ok I guess, but I'm not too knowledgeable on their current state of affairs

That we know of.... It's all a system of analytics for kikes anyways because they hide wealth in debt and skew shit constantly. Modern finance is a disgusting nightmare

Where are the greenlander posters?
Never seen one in this board.

How is this different from what USAID was already doing?

Oh right. Yea come on dudes.

Anyone else think it's kinda strange that an irrelevant backwater nation of 55k people governed by an equally irrelevant European country still doesn't want to join the mighty American empire?

Our Healthcare and Education can't be that bad can it?

Americans in 2025 be like

paying tax to greenland

paying tax for tariffs

paying tax to elon

paying tax to israel

paying tax to h1b

The better question is why would we want to give those mouthwash drinking chugs the opportunity to move here.
Hard pass.

to every person in greenland

calm down. that's like 33 dudes.

Well yeah that too. It's not like taking Greenland is going to do anything for the average person. I'm sure some corporation that wins mineral extraction rights will get rich but that won't trickle down to anyone else. Oil didn't get cheaper after we spent 20 years in the middle east under Bush.

Injuns like fire water.
Money = fire water.

What do we, the citizens get out of this? At least in Venezuela, resource extraction was nationalized and the people paid something like 40 cents/gal of gasoline while we were paying several dollars.
If we're going to go deeper into debt so some fucking corporation can sell us gas at the exact same prices we pay today, why would I support that? What's in it for us?

Why is everything a fucking lifetime subscription these days? Offer those indians a one-time payment of $100K and be done with it. They won't say no.

.

Dude, this is like funding Far Right AfD to win elections, but on this one, it's like getting Greenland for a fucking bargain.

AMERICA FIRST!!

Lmao fell for it again award.

They don't need your tax dollars to do it. They could also do the same thing for all of you, but they don't.

Compared to $174.2 billion for that ukraine shit till now, or the $42 billions per year for USAIDs to promote transsexual brothels in Iran and bike lanes in rural Bolivia, that's totally worth it.

That's a completely fair deal.

I was going to give each one $1million. This is cheap by comparison.

suddenly conservatives care about giving non-whites taxpayer funded welfare money

Free healthcare and college

"Free" with 50% of income of the working population being taxed away to pay for it

Socialists truly are the most subhuman of creature on this planet. Can't even be honest about how social services are paid for.

10k

They get more gibs from Denmarks

according to NYT

posts link to his twitter account instead of NYT

I think we should also give them blankets.

half a billion dollars a year for greenland is an insanely good deal

I’d rather give it to them than niggers and shitskins

The only way to get to greenland is using the copenhagen airport or US military bases. How the fuck are niggers spontaneously spawning there? Do they just go wherever there aren't niggers and fuck it up? Why? How? They get rickets in cold climates how the fuck are africans even surviving in 0 degree weather?

A good deal for who? Is the average citizen of the USA going to get a share of the mineral profits?

If those minerals were easy to get you would think the Danes would´ve started mining.
The EU is the federation of "feasibility studies", someone went to Greenland, said "mining here is too expensive, the ROI is shit" and left, this was done multiple times every 2-3 years when some euro company or government wanted to make a buck.

The best way to make money in America is to not be an American.

Are you leftists pretending like the New Deal and Great Society didn't come from your side now?

acceptable if we acquire Greenland
depends on how long this is, or what the stipulations are to acquire this. this would be a decent way to spur on development if people would get the grant to go live/work there.

Please move jews to Greenland and end the Israel apartheid state. I will gladly pay 50 thousand USD a month gor every rabbi and semite to move their delis and yarmulka fabrications to that country.

What's the deal with Greenland? Is it full of oil and ores or something?

$570M a year to own a whole country? That's actually a pretty good deal considering we've spent 1000x that just on Ukraine in like two years.

We probably give more to Porter Ricans

$10,000

I'm guessing the gov took DOGE to the back of a shed and shot it dead. So much for cleaning up wasteful spending.

It is a massive island of natural mineral resources, sure. But also it's a big fucking chunk of land in the Arctic Circle which allows us to strategically protect ourselves from that corner of the map, as well as having a place to harbor and supply ships on that side of the continent, which we don't currently.

The best way to make money in America is to not be an American.

Ain't that the truth

take the money

continue to oppose American annexation

Trump's response?

considering the land mass, if that works, its a fucking steal

Lmao 10k dollars is literally pocket change these days. Per month sure but per YEAR? The fuck they gonna do with shitty 10k? Laughable

greenland has the population of a small city

it's probably the cost of subsidizing another rust belt municipality

Sounds like they'll be needing some democracy then

NYPHAX

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lmao missing another three zeros, champ

It should be a million to each citizen

Northern pass retard. Greenland is becoming one of the most strategically important locations on the globe. Whoever controls it will control much of the worlds shipping in the future, which is why Russia and China are both also trying to acquire it.

$570 million is almost nothing compared to what you'd gain from owning Greenland. You'll be making more than that a day in 2040 from owning Greenland.