Some nobody from 2000 years ago

some nobody from 2000 years ago

still the most talked about guy in the world

???

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Jews

Even Muslims know that Jesus is the Messiah.

Muslims are waiting for Jesus and to fight for Jesus.

Jesus is a Muslim, he worships God, not himself.

Control the media and you control peoples minds. Now seethe and tell me how much Hollywood hates Jesus.

He's actually the most documented man in history which is interesting. There's something like 300 to 500 books on Jesus and what he did how he did it blah blah blah. But there's only like a dozen on say Julius Caesar, or two or three on Alexander the Great.

nobody

op, take a knee or have your knees taken.

This is the Jesus simulation :)
We lived to serve and try to be like Him as stupid as that is because He doesn't care about us nor even probably know about us but hey! Just do what you're told goyim!

Based knower.
St Micheal is a mean son of a bitch!

He was gay but he didnt do any gay sex acts

go fuck the goats achmed

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Too based for your tiny brain, don't take it personally

Jesus said the to educate the ignorant

you're too stupid!!!

shameful

he hasn't read the cool storybook with 100 random stories and characters

He told the suckers that he's a king and a god and he promised them free prime real estate in his magical cloud kingdom. Right after he's back from being executed for fraud and impersonation. 2000 years later they're still waiting for his return. That's what greed does to people. It should be a warning lesson to all of us.

some nobody

Yeah, God came as a humble man, worked, and died on the cross for our sins, so that we may live eternally, if we pick up our crosses and follow His example, humble example of love and forgiveness.

Your heart may stop in 5 minutes, what will happen then? Something scary, if you are not following God - Jesus Christ our Lord and Savior.

You can treat this message, thread, as just another thing. Just another thing happening in your already unbearable life, where you try to cope using mindless, soulless scrolling, watching colorful pixels, so that something new happens before your eyes every 5 seconds.

You may die in 5 minutes. Let that sink in. Didn't enough of young people died lately
"suddenly"?

What shelters you from such death, and how are you sure?

God first came as a humble man.
Second time, he will come in glory and power.

Jesus is only talked about because he was picked up by Rome and pushed north onto the people who would eventually come to rule the world.

*knock knock*

:)

He was with a naked boy when he was arrested

Whoa there righteous man. Why don't you enlighten our dear OP with the truth then?

God is imaginary...
*Knock knock*

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*knock knock*

:)

God in the flesh and creator of existence.

*knock knock*

:)

incorrect.

*knock knock*

:)

No single man has been under as much scrutiny as Jesus Christ. He inspires his followers and leaves his enemies to the sands. His death and resurrection are the most highly followed events in all of humanity.

jesus already knocked, anon.

*knock knock*

:)

2025 years after jesus

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*knock knock*

:)

*knock knock*

:)

John 1:1,14
In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God.
...
And the Word was made flesh, and dwelt among us, (and we beheld his glory, the glory as of the only begotten of the Father,) full of grace and truth.

1 John 5:7
For there are three that bear record in heaven, the Father, the Word, and the Holy Ghost: and these three are one.

Colossians 2:8-9
Beware lest any man spoil you through philosophy and vain deceit, after the tradition of men, after the rudiments of the world, and not after Christ.
For in him dwelleth all the fulness of the Godhead bodily.

John 14:10-11
Believest thou not that I am in the Father, and the Father in me? the words that I speak unto you I speak not of myself: but the Father that dwelleth in me, he doeth the works.
Believe me that I am in the Father, and the Father in me: or else believe me for the very works' sake.

Psalm 110:1
The Lord said unto my Lord, Sit thou at my right hand, until I make thine enemies thy footstool.

Who's there?

He's actually the most documented man in history which is interesting.

nope, Chris chan.

also

There's something like 300 to 500 books on Jesus and what he did how he did it

and they all say the exact same things right? right?

*knock knock*

:)

Why do you have so many cat pictures saved?

not in your shit country ameritard

Why do you have so many cat pictures saved?
*knock knock*

:)

Why do you idolize the suffering and torture of Christ only?
Why do you ignore revelation?

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Why do you think Christ's return would be a copy and paste of his passions where he is tortured to death?
Why do you ignore revelation where he is untouchable on a cloud while snoring the wicked chaff in unquenchable fire?

:)

Ok then what did he do in his 20's?

Where does it say that Christ's return world be a copy and paste of his previous trials and sufferings?
Where?
No where?
Why do you have so many cat pictures saved?
Why do you take revelation entirely?

:)

Why are you ignoring my questions?
Why do you have so many cat pictures saved?
Where does it say that Christ's return world be a copy and paste of his previous trials and sufferings?
Where?
No where?
Why do you have so many cat pictures saved?
Why do you take revelation entirely?

:)

What happens in Revelation?

:)

I only take lessons from people I know have more holy points in their character sheet

What happens in Revelation?

:)

What happens in Revelation?

:)

What happens in Revelation?

:)

nobody

He made an impression during his life that lasted millennia, that's not a nobody

Where does it ever say that Bible returns as a baby to relive his previous life?
Where?
He returns on a cloud from heaven to be untouchable and burn the chaff in unquenchable nuclear hell fire...

:)

*knock knock*

:)

and they all say the exact same things right

Almost entirely yes?

Where does it ever say in that Bible that Christ returns as a baby to relive his previous life and their those previous trials and sufferings?
Where?
No where?
Where?
He returns on a cloud from heaven to be untouchable and burn the chaff in unquenchable nuclear hell fire...
What happens in Revelation?

:)

It was just a person that was alive during that time period. Back then they followed and created religions, now it seems like we following and creating political/social nonsense.

Yes.

Be nobody

Get talked about for 2,000

It's easy when fag OPs argue against themselves.

*knock knock*

:)

You're chaff...

:)

In the story hes not a nobody so it doesnt matter what kind of person he really was in real life if he existed because well never know.

You're chaff...

:)

What would happen if jesus turned the water he was walking on into wine?
Would he drown?

I LOVE YOU JESUS THANK YOU FOR SAVING MY SOUL

Where does it ever say in that Bible that Christ returns as a baby to relive his previous life and their those previous trials and sufferings?
Where?
No where?
Where?
He returns on a cloud from heaven to be untouchable and burn the chaff in unquenchable nuclear hell fire...
What happens in Revelation?
He returns on a cloud with a sickle to be untouchable and unchallenged while he burns the chaff in unquenchable fire with no offers of redemption or forgiveness?
Yes...
*knock knock*

:)

Youre a spamming nigger

He returns on a cloud with a sickle to be untouchable and unchallenged while he burns the chaff in unquenchable fire with no offers of redemption or forgiveness?
Yes...
*knock knock*

:)

He returns on a cloud with a sickle to be untouchable and unchallenged while he burns the chaff in unquenchable fire with no offers of redemption or forgiveness?
Yes...
You're chaff...

:)

*knock knock*

:)

Agk

Why do each and every single one of you disregard revelation?
I know why...
He returns on a cloud with a sickle to be untouchable and unchallenged while he burns the chaff in unquenchable fire with no offers of redemption or forgiveness?
Yes...
*knock knock*

:)

:)

nope
hed instantly deploy a raft made of cheese

You have a cartoon mind therefore you perceive everything as super simple like a stick figure.

Why do you ask pretend to not know what Christ's return would entail in your fairy tale religion?
What sins did you commit?
Mortal sins?
Indeed...
He returns on a cloud with a sickle to be untouchable and unchallenged while he burns the chaff in unquenchable fire with no offers of redemption or forgiveness?
Yes...
*knock knock*

:)

Christ doesn't return to offer redemption...
This is simply written plainly in your fairy tale...
You're so disgusting and atrocious and transparent...
You committed unforgivable mortal sins...
God is imaginary...
You'll not be forgiven by an imagination...
You don't even abide by your own fairy tales canon and logic...
Disgusting fake Christians...

Someone's having a melty ITT.

fairy tale

topkek
data is data

Religions are to control the masses. Religion is where you worship the historical figure of Jesus and follow a dead end dogma and take the Bible literally. That's superstition.

see

Revelation 22:20
King James Version
20 He which testifieth these things saith, Surely I come quickly. Amen. Even so, come, Lord Jesus.

*knock knock*

:)

posts 50 1pbtid cat posts from a sewer in Israel

A whimper then a bang...