They're reducing the army requirements to make it easier to draft mutts

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that always ends well.

army of 2025

I remember when it was the Army of One. What an awful recruitment message that was.

They did this already in the mid 00s. What happened was a bunch of central and south american gang member illegals enlisted so they could get military training, steal weapons, and gain citizenship. Then they took everything they stole and learned, brought it back home, and then used it to ethnically cleanse entire neighborhoods. I didn't mind back them because they were killing niggers and clearing out the nigger gangs. I care very big right now because they are gonna use it to kill White people.

Checked, but Basic needs streamlining. When I was in, a lot of time was spent in the classroom learning about diversity shit. They had a laser gun range for some reason. NIC was pretty pointless.

Yeah, that army of one shit went out the window quick, fast, and in a hurry because the people those adds recruited treated combant like CoD and would get themselves murked in minutes by charging into fire thinking it was a video game. That aint an exageration. I was an NCO when that ad campaign dropped, and three years later it was passed down from top that we had to buck break those niggers because they were a moral issue.

So we were instructed to start using "you aint no hero" as an insult for soldiers that fucked up, so that other soldiers would associate trying to solo shit with being a self important loser that dies on the battlefield.

Be All That You Can Be was a much better ad campaign and actually explained what the military is. If you are a loser coming in then you will always be a loser. BUT if you come in a troubled winner and try to be all that you can be you will succeed. That was the ad campaign I enlisted under and it was TRVK and basedpilled.

Be All That You Can Be

Yeah that one was good. It's a damned shame the US military only serves jews these days.

i was an engineer OIF during GWB presidency

i remember them changing the army 7 core values or some shit because "loyalty" was interfering with the message of "if we ask you to dime someone out or do unscrupulous shit against your bros in arms, you better fn do it" t. usaf pog

The Marines advertising campaigns have been pretty much consistent for decades despite changing their verbiage and imagery a bunch. That is why the Marines have little to know issue with recruitment; WYSIWYG with the Marines.

It is honestly admirable they don't sugar coat shit or lie. The job sucks and you got no upward mobility in the Marines, but they won't lie to you which is far more than the other branches.

lmao broooooo
They changed the entire core values of the Army so they could make a shit tier initialism that looked like the world "leadership"

Real ones know. What Batt where you deployed with bat?

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i was usaf man, 407th and 506th ECES, majcom HNIC was Light General North at the time. i remember outside some tents they had a bunch of rocks with hand painted core value words on em

i was just cruising around to see what kinda shit could lift for my tent lol

oh ya airfield ops demanded everyone bring back the blue taxiway lights we kept snatching off the edge of the airfield because we kept stealing them for mood lighting in our hangout spot. good times

Chairforce

Grim
Dire even

Show your wife's son this post so you lose permission to post on Anon Babble 4ever.

don't blame me cause i could pass the asvab nigger kek

these days.

Anon...

Loyalty
Duty
Respect
Selfless service
Honor
Integrity
Personal courage

Bro, I can promise you I had better line scores than you did. If you were smart and not insane you wouldn't end up in the military because functional humans don't end up in the military. Even if you did you wouldn't end up in the chairforce. Air Force is dunning-kreuger as a social experiment. The fuck ups who are actually intelligent end up in the Army tard wrangling niggers and working on DARPA projects. The Sigma Brained 160+ IQ motherfuckers that can't function in the real world end up on the Marines as Terminal Gunnies seething about life and hand crafting sociopathic murder machines out of the retards MEPS feeds them.

im not kidding, and i swear thisnis the truth, i picked that job (AFSC or "MOS" to you) for a reason:

i got hired for a $110k a year job still on terminal leave in 2009. and I used that to buy a house 6 months later on VA loan. big dick big brain moves are nothing if you aren't apt enough to navigate the jungle

He knows

My brother in Christ, you got to let that shit go. The Army literally hates those values, and it will fuck you up if you hold on to them. All a that bullshit was designed by a bunch of sociologists to manipulate you into a being a slave to the system that wants to destroy you. They frame this shit in language you would genetically understand and fight for as a White man, but it is all bullshit. Good words applied to an evil system.

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ill be honest though man, i kinda feel like i missed out on the door kicking blackout drunk blow-n-uck-shit-up ready for the big boog life you dudes probably got to live thru. you're nobly young once

the cia trained the mujahideen in afghanistan too that became al qaeda

door kicking blackout drunk

You're thinking of the ATF or being a SWAT pig, the military is just sitting around and looking for shit to steal that nobody will notice has gone missing and waiting for the line at the ice-cream machine to get smaller.

You missed the entire point of my post, which ironically enough reinforces the point I was trying to make.
I am like 1/4ths to 3/5ths of finished with my 1/5th of bourbon tonight, so granted I may have fucked up explaining it so I will try again.

The ASVAB is not a measure of intelligence beyond "are you retarded or a functional human being." The ASVAB score is a percentage based on a national bell curve using all the 17 year old high school males that are graduating that business year. A 99 on the ASVAB just means you scored higher than 99% of the people that have taken the test since the business year started. Because it required for 17 year old men attending public school, the test is biased and weird. Your line scores are what actually matters and decides your starting career.

You did not get $110K a years starting, because all branches of the military follow the same military pay grade scale. This is why when discussing shit like this I say I retired an E-8. Saying I was a Master Sergeant makes no sense to anyone outside my branch because they don't understand the difference between that and a First Sergeant.

I ate corn yesterday and my shit had yellow nuggets in it today.

haste makes waste

Let me give you a bit of burger philosophy kroutbro. They can write all the fucking laws they want, but you still have to choose to comply.

Do you think he felt anything?

You did not get $110K a years starting, because all branches of the military follow the same military pay grade scale.

He means he was on terminal, and obtained a civilian job. I made E6 in 5, got out after 8, spent half that on a sub, got out and also got a high paying civ job right after.
100k is what they pay fresh out of college guys. Feels kinda faggy to only pull 120 while being 8 years more experienced at jerking off in the head, not showering for months, and watching anime with the bros on crews mess.

I liked the navy "Forged by the sea", because everyone at some point has to forge a signature on qual cards, gun shoot quals so you can get expert medals, or blaze some logs because you're deep in conversation and missed that last round, you know?

I'm actually getting worried I'm young enough to get drafted in the 2nd or 3rd round. What's the best avoidance strategy? Should I get fatter or gayer or smarter?

Respectfully decline. If they insist then say that a man under duress may not do his best work. If they persist then just dome your officer and your squaddies

really good advice. downright civilized.

That shit is insane. I contracted with Raytheon the day I ETSed and they only offered my retirement pay with a 25% increase compounded yearly for ten years. It isn't a matter of need because they were so desperate they went way out of their way to recruit and train globally but nothing came of it compared to ex-military recruitment. What is the navy doing?

Sign tapper bros?!?!

Make mandatory service.

Jab everyone x2 in the enrollment.

Now can't evade jab without being completely cut off from society.

Have to risk getting droned for said society if you want to buy groceries.

Can't wait.

Just pull the ol' ted nugent technique: piss and shit yourself until the smell is so bad they send you home. Works like a charm. For bonus points you can eat your own turds too to confirm you're mental.

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Turning into a marine with a sword to slay the dragon ,

The Sigma Brained 160+ IQ motherfuckers that can't function in the real world end up on the Marines as Terminal Gunnies seething about life and hand crafting sociopathic murder machines out of the retards MEPS feeds them.

Based.

hey everyone look at this guy, he serves israel because he's too retarded for any other occupation

I'm not too sure what your question is. As I was getting out, I used the skill bridge program and did an internship at Electric Boat. It's really close to the subbase in groton so I didn't have any issues with relocation or anything like that. I just got asked what I wanted to do and I said software sounds cool, so they rotated me around and I got passed around for some IRAD work. Towards the end of end of my internship they made an internal job opening for me, I asked for 120k and that's what they gave me in the job offer letter and well, off to the races. That was right at the start of covid.
I don't have retirement pay or any disability, maybe that's something they use to bust your balls?

You know what really makes you streamlined? Cutting your dick off.

which was the style at the time

Many have been saying this (me)

Evidentially the Navy has a whole ass parallels feeder system that is functionally integrated into the existing military structure in some kinda bloodbornesque plutocracy. I was simply expressing confusion as someone who came up in the near meritocracy of the Army. NGL the corruption you are describing is just peak.

I don’t blame em since this is an age of drone warfare. Like why train a poor bloke for a month when a drone fresh from factory would instantly annihilate real quick and not to mention that a drone is far more cheaper than a regular grunt

That must vary by state because Alabama didn't require us to take the ASVAB but many student freely chose to do so.
Funny story is that my high school sweetheart went to college, got a useless degree, and then joined the Army because she couldn't make it on her own after college. She's the typical "smart but lazy" personality. The Army was good for her as she got technical training that she used to get a defense contractor job when she got out.
When the Space Force was created, she went back in. Now it looks like Space Command is going to move to Huntsville where we are from. She HATES Huntsville so it's going to be funny if she ends up back there.

Army has skill bridge as well lmao. Just google it, I work with previous Air Force and army guys. How were you an E8 and completely unfamiliar with this stuff? Do you guys not have leadership training?
Even without a skill bridge, just go on clearance jobs and look at TS/SCI positions, pretty much no one in the country can meet those requirements unless they were prior military.

I guess I wouldn't' know much about meritocracy for the navy as a whole. While advancement is based on exam scores and EVALS in the Navy, submarines have such a terrible manning problem that just showing the fuck up guarantees that you'll make it even if you're the shitbaggiest fucker in the world. If you can stand months at a time of sleep deprivation and read manuals and books during all of your ofttimes, you can qualify high enough to get constant EPs and advance fast. Not unusual for a hard working guy to make E7 by year 7 or 8. Then you're just time locked for a chief tour and a COB tour for E9. anyways guess I'm just ranting now.

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Is he ok?