JEWS MAD ALERT!

JEWS MAD!
JEWS MAD!

you guys have money in the bank?

wahhh thats a federal crime

No federal law posted.

Sure thing KIKES!

When are they ever not mad? Perpetually mad little freaks.

bank runs are actually covered in the second amendment
death to jews

It's dumb but shouldn't be illegal to have a bad opinion. If it is a crime then the corruption in the financial system is systemic and leaching over into the judicial.

Yes, making a tweet like this could potentially be a federal crime, depending on the intent and impact. Encouraging widespread bank withdrawals could trigger a panic or a bank run, which disrupts the financial system. If the tweet leads to financial instability or harm, it could be considered a form of incitement or fraud under U.S. law. Specifically, if the statement is seen as intentionally causing panic or manipulating the financial system for personal gain or to create chaos, it could fall under federal laws that address securities fraud, market manipulation, or actions that threaten the stability of the banking system. The government might investigate it as an attempt to destabilize the economy.

Gotta be an ESL that thinks he’s talking about bank robbery

I've never had a bank account and I will never get one. If the Jew wants my money he better come down after I shoot all of his fed faggots coming on my property.

commanding a militia to overthrow tyrant is exactly what the founders intended
fuck off with that jew speak lawyer bullshit

depending on the intent

sorry your honor, I had no ill intent!

implying FRNs have any value

ngmi, the game, you just lost it

The guy saying it is in Colombia though.

yes and also it would be very antisemitic and you know how that makes them feel.

That law was written before 1970 before Paper untethered from a quantity of Gold. Back then, A US Dollar was as good as that quantity of gold in your hand. Now it's not a crime anymore because the paper is untethered from Gold and the banks can just let out an infinite supply of Dollars on a bank run they don't give a shit it's your money and they can't ever run out. What they do run out of is real-assets that the paper money asks to delimit like say houses, cars or other real goods/services.

So the equivalent statement is: "Kick out as much as your burdens as cash into the infinite future and borrow money to make the minimum payment and plan to default on that debt".

That is the spirit of the illegal statement that would be illegal to say, in the way it was originally written to mean, because if everyone did this, then the US wouldn't have any value, because the imagined tether to goldmoney would disappear, and then nobody will want to work for USD anymore. And when that happens, USD is toilet paper with Jews pointing rifles at you to "take it to clerance debt or I'm shooting you".

And that's when the Jews get catapulted expelled out of the nation.

giving good fiscal advice is illegal

Not surprised in ZOG world

i was just joking this has all been a mistake

surprise thats actually illegal

I've never had a bank account

without it how can you pay for big ticket items like cars/boats or stuff like vacations?

Pretty sure this is fine. He's not spreading any misinformation about any particular bank, just a making a general statement.

Kek

sorry your honor, my intent was ill. As in sick. As in based.

no actual Federal law posted

Looooooser

Oy vey
americanbanker.com/news/court-strikes-down-law-designed-to-prevent-bank-runs

Briefcase of cash. It's more common than you'd suspect.

you want to lean into an illegal statement say it this way:

"borrow money, and then borrow money to make the minimum payment on the borrowed money, kicking out the payements as far as you can, then short-sell your own instrument and let people realize your bankrupt, and get rich by margin short-selling something you already know has no value, and then privatize the gains while socializing the losses by planning to default on the debt by telling the bankjews to fuck themselves is the face and don't take their calls.

You get 50% of the general public doing that, then the US Dollar is D O N E.

OY VEY SHUT IT DOWN!!!!!!!!!!

Most likely.

We both know the real reason the law made and that its also unconstitutional.

You could have just said you live in a cardboard box.

"Withdrawing your paper money from the bank omg such rebellion!"
A smarter move is taking your precious metals out of their lock box, since by the time you go to retrieve it when it trades for infinity USD, they won't let you have it and they instead write you a slip for 7500 fedral kredit blimflargs which is drained away because you have arrears from the Jewish Khabbalah State in Washington.

WITHDRAW ALL YOUR MONEY

lol. Your a fool to think it was yours the moment you handed it over

don't forget to ask for a tip when withdrawing your money

I laughed when people starting pointing out bank bail ins. Thats when I started buying PMs and keeping minimum amount of cash in the bank.

Good post.

Now the Rebellion move is to borrow the USD using collateral and then borrow more money to make the minimum payment and spend the proceeds as if you earned it.

That's the equivalent of a bank run today. If half of everyone were to kick out the obligations as cash into the "fuck you infinite future" to catch the 7-year Jewish Schemitah clearance hyperinflation asymptote with expectation that ATM machines will be dispensing hundred thousand dollar niggernotes and people need duffel bags for a large purchase, then the Jewish Banks will be exposed as having looted America and left it with nothing but thin air and empty promises.

who cares

We follow laws? Lmao

The banks don't have enough money to give people their money back.

shut up ai nigger

oy vey goy, federal crime!

lmao that law was thrown the fuck out

I laughed when people starting pointing out bank bail ins. Thats when I started buying PMs and keeping minimum amount of cash in the bank.

I'm all in on the bank myself. They're convenient. But I'm not gonna fool myself into think it can't vanish in a second with nothing for me to do about it

Oh vey, all our jewish money laundering scams are being cut off.

Every day I am shocked that jews are somehow not all murdered in the streets.

It should be legal to take a 1 million dollar loan from a jew. Buy a house and then just shoot him in the head.

based ChadGPT

Um, it is my right to do what I please with my money

Jews be kvetching

everything goes to zero against Bitcoin.

Yeah being in possession of your own property is basically terrorism

it’s a crime only if it actually affects jewish pockets

Ah okay cool

They should make a law that prevents dual citizenites run from war

I am simply waiting for a credit event to happen to where only ATMs are available to use with a $200 limit or some shit while banks are failing like dominoes. Bankers are buying up a bunch of Gold and its making me nervous. In all honesty I should have kept my saving is a money market fund to protect it from inflation, but I really do not have that much trust in the system at the moment. All that is needed to spark a shit storm is someone spooking the boomer herd and I want to be in front of that. Cold hard cash is going to be very valuable for a short time which is my bet in the near future (AKA never)