HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FELL FOR IT AGAIN

Another J*wish e-celeb who suddenly was all over the MSM. This kike plays a based rightwing MAGA bro

Should have invested in precious metals like gold.
Gold has always been valuable.
Now then, how many companies do you imagine that don't exist anymore since the 1950s?
A lot. A whole lot. There were popular stores and groceries and all kinds of things back then that no longer exist.
Even franchises I grew up with like Toys R Us and Blockbuster no longer exist. Or Hastings.
Outside of something like Apple.
Which is also probably falling some right now.
Why would anyone invest in a corporation?
You can invest in real estate or gold.

i have nothing, so it doesnt matter to me

kek same

Sorry you invested in China instead of the US

Dave Portnoy lost a lot of money

Thanks the good vibes from this are going to fuel my workout in a bit.

Any moron that still has money in the stock market deserves to lose it.
All markets are declining. This will trigger margin calls as assets used as collateral for loans lose value other assets will have to be sold to cover margin calls on those loans.
Monday will be a blood bath.

You telling me he had over 7 million dollar dollarinos and didn't have at least 7 million in the bank? What is this dude? We Tod Edd?

This

It’s a russian surname

Wagies with no investments are literally unaffected by this.
If you we're living paycheck to paycheck, nothing has changed.
It's just faggots seething that their fake and gay passive income is crashing. Fuck 'em.

Oh no! He's ruined. He might have to sell one of his properties to keep his current lifestyle.

((portnoy))

More jewish tricks?

HAHAHAHAHA JEWS BTFO
This is what I voted for

Dave Portnose

Trump announces that tariffs are coming months ago. Stupid fags keep holding because they are too greedy. Now they think they are in pain.

But the pain hasn't even begun. You want to be out of stocks by May 1. Trump said why on Sunday. If you weren't listening, sad for you.

Why are you laughing?

You could say the Barstool Sports guy got his stool pushed in.

Everyone is Fucked

You’re a kike, memeflag. Portnoy’s Complaint.

Fuck Portnoy

Kek that was pretty good.

Trump doing right by his base. Abstraction Jews and anti-union fags get rekt.

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jewish ragebait influncer

Portnoy is a gambler, he should understand how this works. The house ALWAYS wins.

billionaires = fucked

jews = fucked

boomers = fucked

vast majority of the working and middle class = fine

If you have investments in good companies like Buffet you'll be perfectly fine in the long run.

You haven’t lost anything if you don’t sell
This is the perfect opportunity to buy
Fire sell

I don't care that jew's stocks went down.

Is there a place where we can donate to and help him out?

KEK

If you were living paycheck to paycheck, nothing has changed.

Dumbest shit I’ve read. How about the company firing you because their revenue is down 50% due to Trumps antics and decreased consumer confidence?

Yeah man, what if [hypothetical situation]! Damn we should all feel bad and demoralized and vote Harris/Walz 2028!

What was he all in on Luckin coffee or something?

You do realize economic changes take more than a few hours to happen right.
Nothing about this guarantees you will be fine, if anything, losses lead to lower investmente, which leads to stagnation and job losses
How can you be this fucking retarded and short sighted?

I'm 'down' $200k don't even care, I'm not retiring for awhile and I've seen worse.
You kids are fucking retarded and need to get a job.

They were already firing us all and replacing us with Indians. Nothing has changed

Niggers have been stealing shit forever.
White people may need to learn to adapt.

a jew losing based

I LOVE when jews are upset

No crying in the casino, sorry kid.

White men aren't being hired only immigrants

another foreigners crying about our tariffs doompost

based

so he probably has around 70 million in stocks,
and I'm supposed to feel bad for this kike?

I am in a good mood today. Most of the wealth is being lost by the rich shit libs. Trump 2028!

checked satan
thousands of government employees were just fired, go sign up

"Stocks are down 10% this quarter, John, I think we should tighten our purse strings a bit "

"AHHH, I COULDN'T HAVE GOTTEN LAID OFF, THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE, I VOTED TRUMP!"

Trump is doing what he always dreamt of doing.
But because he is an orange ape, it didn't work out the way he thought it would.
So reality will force trump to change course one way or another.

no crying in the casino

was he planning on selling all his stocks today or something?

oh no this piece of paper that said i had money now says i don't have money

TRUUUUUUUMMMMMMP!!!!!!!!!!

kek i hate market speculators with a passion; the tariffs can't delete my 25lbs of physical gold from my secret home safe!

Noooo! Keep selling away the country so just my portfolio stays good

No nigger, his investments are down $7M in worth, retard.

First time?
You faggots lived through 2008, and COVID. You’re retarded but you’ll be fine. Unfortunately.

>vast majority of the working and middle class = fine

Sure, if you don't mind coffee, tea, cocoa, cane sugar, Asian manufactured computers and such tech, being priced to hell.

he thought all these shitty pajeet CEO run companies would go up forever?

This
There is no leverage left except price hikes and you're already losing customers from current hikes. Prices go up from here because of tariffs means no money for corporations and a 4-year downturn cannot be weathered by corporations that were in it solely for investors and short term profits. Build shallow and the ship can never sell in open waters.

B A S E D

Deporting invaders solves this

built a company based around cheap foreign labor

Oy vey.

this

How this nigga have so much money?

market falls 10%

So he had about 70 million in it? And he's complaining?

oh fuck goyim I won't be able to buy as many yachts as I wanted

Crocodile tears to pretend to empathize with the little people. With his fake memorabilia in the background. All ecelebs deserve the cross (by due process of law).

degenerate leveraged trades is what he did duh

many such cases

I hope so.

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NOOOOO My money invested in a volatile and deliberately inflated market is down

Cry me a river.

Niggers have Anglo surnames. Doesn’t make them white

Trump signals tariffs for months

Dave Portnose doesn't adjust portfolio accordingly

Skill issue.

Guys, I’ll be honest with you all
I don’t care what it takes
What I have to do
How much I have to sacrifice
I will do ANYTHING to own the libs. I will burn down the fucking world to own the libs.
You understand, chat?

Who would have thought that the real winners from this term would be Nazbols

Occupy Wall Street faggot!

Be sure to bring all the commie mutts and
niggers who sold each other as slaves with ya!

EVERY
SINGLE
TIME
BROTHER

wealthy faggot lost seven million

Good. I got what I voted for and I didn't even get to vote. MAGA

Stockholders and corporations get the rope. They profited off the poor people for the last 5 years. COVID was nothing but a corporate profiteering scheme. IT’S OVER FOR THEM

kek get fucked

lol

boomers getting absolutely btfo

wtf I adore Trump now. Good shit!

he's a grifting kike, doesn't matter to where he claim to be from

Oy vey

Guess he's a jigger then

Me

Notice PE ratios and valuations were getting pretty astronomical even for the "PE doesn't apply to tech reeee" people

Sell all my stock 6 months ago

Get to feel like Michael Burry for a few months

Dave Portnoy

Good. I couldn’t think of a bigger faggot.

so he didnt lose anything
this is how crazy the jew is about money. even the idea that he has less money causes him to screech out in pain. im beginning to believe that trump is very based for this.

the tariffs can't delete my 25lbs of physical gold from my secret home safe!

This, but 250lbs of ammo. Keep the gold, I'm coming for your toilet paper

Why would revenue be down 50%?
Just buy American instead

ONE CRASH, EVERYBODY KNOWS THE RULES

Underrated AF!

No one has lost anything until they sell. Only retards sell when the market is falling.

coffee

Stopped drinking it after feeling nothing.

tea

Tastes good, but pretty infrequent.

cocoa

I don't like chocolate.

cane sugar

Not a huge consoomer of sugar either.

Asian manufactured computers and such tech

Even during the tsunamis and covid I still managed to buy basic laptops under $200 used. Computers always come off corporate lease. It's never been a better time to buy like a poorfag since computers are plenty capable.

imagine being retard with that kind of money and hedge instead of actually buying and HODL stock that's immune to short term volatility and won't trigger your margin call. I hope that faggot loses all of his money

Buffet has the most liquidity he has ever had.