Anon Babble approved tips for surviving a recession?

Buy GME.
Last chance.

start a business.
I'm selling decorative penis ornaments on etsy

I'm already all in on newsmax

stock market is a jew trick, you cant say you notice things and believe in those fake ass numbers

I'm going to laugh my ass off when it all goes back to normal and above that in like a month. You people are all such cunts I swear.

Get used to eating grilled cheese and hot dogs for dinner at least once or twice a week.

Also, get ready for a slew of sluts that made their money on OF finding themselves outta work.

DESU if you are semi well off, great time for the strip club.

smart move, get some 200L food grade barrels for rain collection too. Water is more important than food, then food, then fire and then shelter/tools.

Is this a biden definition of recession?

its just jewish media making people scared and scared people make irrational decisions, then the jewish capital capitalizes on the goys fears and irrational action under fear and everything goes back to normal only this time more of your wealth is under their control.
I dont understand how many times people have to fall for this shit.
Same shit was going on a year ago with biden too.

This Nigger is eatin beanz!

Rat birds

It will be "totally unexpected".

what is this

Well, you gotta believe in it when blackrock says something about it.

buy gold
paper currency will be toilet paper soon
also if you need tech, go on holiday to china for a week

In a white country? Be prepared to cut down on meat and live on fish and potatoes and work harder for a couple of years.

In a brown country? Be prepared to run so you don't end up in the nignog/aztec cannibal pot.

Out of Placers

Try and be best friends with your plump and juicy neighbors.

win

What definition of recession are we going to start using?

the technical one
which means we've got a couple more months left to go

Removal of jews has the odd side effect of removing recessions.

globohomo trying to liz truss trump. unlikely to work. should be chilling.

Some weirdo's autistic comics he keeps posting
Incomprehensible to everyone else

this one is going to be much worse than 2008

It is what it is. Can got kicked down the road so much that it somehow grew legs and is about to curbstomp everyone into the pavement.

i think many people are just fucked

They didn't invest at all. They just gambled. Some of them even went as far to stop gambling on the stock market and gamble on sports betting instead. They're also underwater on such a diversified portfolio of debt instead of thriving on a diversified portfolio of shares.

Get a comfy government contract job when the war kicks off.
In early as a contractor and get that seniority before others flood in.

Get a comfy government contract job when the war kicks off.

They're not hiring either. Trump did a hiring freeze for a lot of government and by corollary by downstream effects, government-adjacent positions.

Arm yourself. Stick together with other whites. No, wait, that's how to survive the race war. I don't know, dude.

How do I get such a job? Like what do I google? Can I get hired with just a bachelors degree or do I need tech?

Last one led to housing price collapse. I got my home and rent it out for a modest profit. It tripled in value. Learn to cook, find steady work and learn to go without as much consumption. Lots of older games to catch up on. You don't really need skins for fortnight or COD plus most new games are shit. Stop giving money to onlyfan hoes.

ITA DA JOOZ

fuck off faggot.
we know who is behind the spam.

10 years

of which Trump has had more than half

"bu-bu-but it's not what I ment!"

Revolut

Better advice: Do not trust any European businesses

i am almost nostalgic for classic Leaf posts like this. We'll rake you last, hoser.

Eat food and drink water.

Go all cash/PM/crypto. Sell your dick, balls, and booty to get by

the recession began years ago. they`re probably calling a recession near the bottom to switcheroo the retail investors while they buy in.

States with a lot of new construction are going to see major price drops. Texas, Florida, and Arizona are already under way. Next summer will probably be peak house buying opportunity.

And now you're about to lose all that value.

We were already in one.

Fucking jews.

You faggots are worse than democrats defending Biden at this point kek

Someone post him that model that predicted a -100 million population in the U.S. in 2025.
Good luck buddy.

Join the army [s]goyi[/s]good man.

tips for surviving a recession?

It's a recession, not a famine

Good. I hope real estate prices collapse like they did in 2008. At least 25% would be good.

They said it would be due to emigration caused by a severe economic shock. Guess they were right?

Step 1: don't be a speculating jew fuck

You will need to remember this ratio:

9 parts sodium chlorate

1 part petroleum jelly

I can't believe everything is on sale. Now is the time to bye-bye bye and then get rich when the price of everything doubles. Is not going to get any cheaper. You need to be aggressive when people are acting weak.

mfw i didn't bid for the jew silver even though it was in my own city

I'm stockpiling food that will soon become 20-200% more expensive. Stuff like nuts and grains.

There's no going back to normal. People can't pretend none of this happened. At best Trump and the 20 people in line to succeed him are assassinated and some adults are in power in the US government again, but the genie isn't going back in the bottle. We've made enemies of the world.

Completely possible that the jews will just have Trump back down on the tariff stuff and this was just them doing some market manipulation stuff.

Who would've guessed?

They're not hiring either. Trump did a hiring freeze for a lot of government and by corollary by downstream effects, government-adjacent positions.

Yes they are lol, they're hiring like crazy. We're in the middle of a massive technology shift and Trump seems to expect a war and wants to beat China. Weapons aren't going away anytime soon.

How do I get such a job? Like what do I google?

Google "US Defense Contractors"

Can I get hired with just a bachelors degree or do I need tech?

Bachelors is fine, major depends on what you apply for. STEM jobs are the most in-demand, but they hire blue-collar tradie types and bean-counters too. You'd also probably be able to get exempted from a draft if you have a desk job, but i'd avoid being one of the field techs they get paid good and have lower requirements but can get sent to dodgy foreign countries.

Most have security rules against hiring foreigners and women don't have much interest in them so they are mostly white and male. Boomers are all retiring and the few zoomers they get struggle to show up on time and not play on their phones all day so you're a shoe-in if you meet the minimal requirements and are even 10% competent.
Yuppies just don't like them because they are considered unsexy boomer jobs and are not appealing to hip and with-it cali faggots who only want to work at Google, Microsoft and Facebook.

Recessions are patriotic. Everyone should be poor because jewish people make a line go up or something.

Just look at the history. Zoom out to way back. Sure the line goes up and down but it only goes up. Stocks are not something to sell there something to buy and hold.

It was always bad, so bad that Trump couldn't fix it if he tried.

Alright.

God, if there is one good thing that will come out of this, you retarded faggots that screech paycheck to paycheck over and over again unaware that this is due to Americans being fucking retarded will learn what an actual fucking depression looks like.

Just look at the history. Zoom out to way back.

Don't zoom past 1930 tho?

jpmorgan is telling you a recession is coming so that they can position themselves long before you do.

Thank you for the good advice anon, I pray I can land one of these jobs

just kys

I don't know man but I'm rich and you're probably not so take that for what it's worth. I started with nothing at all nothing.

Half of 10 is 4.25.

Good job. I hope it goes to zero.

more than half

one four year term

the last three months

Did I miss something here?

They always tell you what they're going to do before they do it.

I wonder if the other elites that are trying to avoid destabilization are going to start protecting their interests through other means. The 'suicides' of the Great Depression are likely to return.

neets are recession proof

just keep doing what you're doing which is nothing at all

Get books/pamphlets on Victory Gardens and small animals.
Obtain meat rabbits, quails, honeybees, snails, trout/catfish/minnows/brine shrimp.
Get plastic greenhouse and transplant trays - start seedlings immediately.
Rototill every inch you have access to.
Build aquaponics system indoors.
Rototill soil, plant seed/transplant, 1 inch of straight rabbit manure - no composting needed.
Water when needed.
Defend vigorously.

learn what an actual fucking depression looks like.

The wage despairing to housing cost is worse than the Great Depression. Without just the socialized housing aspect of welfare, there would be 7 million more homeless right now than the Great Depression.

despairing

disparity*
Forgive, on mobile

Spooky as fuck defense contractor chiming in. Make $210K a year as a mid-level. This guy has good advice. If you can get cleared and can do the work, it's a good gig with 100% certain job security the next decade. Plus, you'll get to be on the sidelines at the FOB maintaining equipment rather than eating lead.

We've been in a recession for almost 20 years. If they don't acknowledge that then nothing they say holds any water

Hi I'm from bum fuck fly over nowhere. I walked into the factory and got a job I've been busting my ass for 30 years. I bought mine house for 112,000 and now it's worth 350000. I started contributing to my 401k when the stock price was at $9 a share and now it's $320. I never had any debt and always bought cars for cash. Now I'm rich. I mean I understand it's hard to not be stupid but anybody could do what I did.

Shut the fuck up boomer nobody cares about your outdated life advice. You need to make 90k just to rent a one bedroom apartment these days. The obscenely rich tutorial mode world you grew up in is dead

Your point does not invalidate the reality. You're also in your late 40s or early 50s. Your life is effectively over. The average age for having kids is roughly 30. Civilizations cannot maintain current numbers.

Smart people always find a way to win.i call bullshit.

I sell little debbies and im gonna make so much fkn money you guys!

Maybe I just forgot more than you know? You couldn't carry my balls in a wheelbarrow. Not my problem cry more fag.

Both of my sons got hired as defense contractors making $60k a year and work abroad, straight out of high school. It’s easy. Just look around, lie on your resume and apply to as many jobs as possible.

Holy fuck this board would improve if Twitter screencaps were banned. Link the source for fuck's sake. Makes you immediately suspect HIVan too.

Nobody cares what you think, boomnigger

I propose that all poor people start fighting each other.

Then shut your whore mouth,fagboy.

Everyone keeps forgetting about 1995

Holy shit it's so jover for us.

Ive been unemployed for 5 months I don't know what to do.

Buy a trailer home

INB4

Don't be a fucking fag
My bills are $600/ month total, I can neet it up in my own home

non-hispanic black

non-hispanic asian

why do they do this?

Did you get any deenz?

jp faggot angry becausse red line going down

HAHAHAHAHA

there's nothing to defend because nothing has happened that actually effects 99% of peoples daily lives.
you're mad that some richies and boomers lost their 401k? who the fuck cares buddy

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