Life was nice until whites showed up

because japan has significant trade barriers on US goods

Gocha gochi is gay

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Tell you what: the tarrifs will be 2% lower for every consecutive issue of Jump that Hunter x Hunter appears in. (2% higher for every consecutive missed issue)

Because Japan is forced to import shit from the usa that they don't need. Like cars for example

If Japan removed the tariffs they have on american products we remove the tariff we have on them, thats the whole fucking point of reciprocal tariffs

what tariffs do they have on american products

Since you are too busy being a bitch to do this yourself

We and japan won't let american agricultural produce to kill our farmers lol get rekt

and one day, for no reason at all...

And now we want to clean up our own manufacturing. Seems everything is working out!

I hate mongolids. God willing, the proper situation will arise to nuke you scummy asses again.

Shoo gook-bug. Big daddies Nihon and America are talking.

You may as well just embargo Japan.

Trump should tell them he will lift the taxes when they finish Berserk, Fix Tekken 8, stop making Isekai animes, and surgically suture Miyazaki's mouth shut.

Japan imports our horses to beat eaten.

Just import a billion niggers and jeets. Problem solved, right? You weird liberal yellow trash xD

Ah, yes. The famously unified Japan prior to European contact.

the US tariffs Japan back

national crisis for japan

That fixed America so well…..

You could have just lowered YOUR tariffs.

jews coopted the anglos

How'd they get a cat to do that ..

Lots of training.

That's what you get for making the abominable FF7 Remake.

It's true. Meiji restoration was a mistake

TOKUGAWA SHOGUN BANZAI

We and japan won't let american agricultural produce to kill our farmers lol get rekt

Based, fuck this country. I'm not gonna be here for much longer, I'm gonna move to Europe within the next couple of years.

Japan had Africa tier math and sanitation before Europeans showed up.

Nobody wants or needs our crappy cars and gmo food.

That’s China and pretty much all of Asia actually

That's just theater. Of course countries want to deceive eachother about the impact of what they're doing. That does make me wonder though: why do countries publish statistics for everyone to see?

And Japan is a part of asia, so my point still stands. Without us, japan would've forever been a shithole. Time to pay debts.

You are the suicide capital of the world, Daichi

Any sane nation would do that because what you want us to buy is straight poison and oversized gaz-guzzling trucks.

Fuck Japan

Objectively false. You can read admiral perries own journal describing the sanitation system in a backwards village on the izu peninsula being better than anything the us had outside of the richest areas. He's got half a chapter about how cleanfreak the nips were. Usa cities were absolute shitholes in he mid 1800s, literally.

As for math, admittedly they were just not really focused on it and preferred humanities shit like poetry and art. Only a small cadre of intellectuals were basically guild hording western tech and knowledge down in Nagasaki. The fact that a few decades later they were getting Nobel prize level breakthroughs and military tech advancements to rival Europe shows what happens when they focus. I mean carrier warfare in general was basically pioneered by the nips. The English and French had fucked around with it a bit, but the nips turned it into doctrine and proof of concept.

Naw Japan would have opened from the Brits or Russians, probably later and slower though. Also maybe not though. Say perry is rejected and shells them. He couldn't run a prolonged campaign and the USA had no interest and an invasion of Japan. So that would probably make the shogun look weak, kicking off Meiji restoration anyway and making Japan trade with Brits and Russians instead. Maybe something wonky like Japan joins the axis in WW1 instead of allies if Russia was a strong trading partner, or Russo Japan war doesn't happen and tsar holds on.

Mmm, keep seething mr. prolapsed butthole flag. You amuse me greatly.

The answer is much simpler: nobody wants a shitty toxic goyslop or a rubbish car.

It actually fucking wasn't. America taught Japan about plumbing, AFTER the war. In the 1940s Japan still did not have plumbing despite being around for a thousand years.

If that were true, you wouldn't need to tariff them in the first place.

national crisis

Well at least he recognizes a call to action, it's only a matter of time before he realizes where his bread is buttered.

Empty shitpost response

I accept your full concession. Maybe someday you will learn humility.

Tariff on US good is relatively low, around 3%

Hmm yes. This 3% tariffs is indeed unreasonably high. We have to counter it with extra 30% tariffs on them.

What should the US be able to export to Japan? Besides military hardware.

You guys are anglos too, remember?

And here you are lapping up my shit like a dog. Does it taste good little jap? I bet it does compared to the swill you call cuisine.

Should have kept fighting in WWII then.

Ford Raptors

Big market for those in Japan, I’m sure.

You don’t understand where I’m coming from in general. It’s 2025. I want a Ford Raptor and we don’t live in the Middle Ages, make me a Ford Raptor and don’t make it cost 150k for bullshit reasons, it’s a big truck. And oil speaking of oil, get that oil pumping hello.

Pump oil, make Ford Raptors, bomb turdies

Simple as

Wong pm innit.

If nobody wanted them why would they need to tariff them?