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Brit/pol/ - Morning Morphine Edition
Morning bruvva
I spent hours arguing on /outer/ last night because the usual suspects made brit/pol/ into toxic waste
you're
Thoughts on assisted dying?
I think maybe we should allow it. People who don't like assisted dying will have no obligation to get an assisted death themselves, of course.
It should be between a man and his doctor. The government, courts etc should not have anything to do with it.
No doubt the biggest takers will be whites, can't imagine a bames or muslims going for it
If you ingested morphine anally would the effects be stronger?
no, slower absorption.
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Wom*n owned for liking little daffodils
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Andrew yang spazzes
Plymouth pride cancelled
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Farage continues to be a nobhead alienating his base
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Dugin exposes himself as a retard again
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Russell responds to rape charges
I don't think people should be forced to live in constant untreatable pain
Let them die
Ahh Saturday morning. After a guelling week of 12 hour days, I can finally watch what I want on TV before the rest of the household wakes up.
yes, higher bioavailability
Okay, fuck it I'm going to ask. Who can give me a QRD on whatever the fuck the "far-right" party scene is about. I have always been immediately turned off by the people at the forefront because I'm a generally shallow person but I also strongly believe in the power of looks and charisma; something these cunts have none of. At a glance you seems to all be fragments of the BNP, which was a total failure and as far as I'm concerned, if your name is associated with it you have 0 chance of getting anywhere in politics (sadly):
Britain First
Seems almost borderline Facebook tier. Paul Golding seems like controlled opposition
Patriotic Alternative
Although I somewhat respect what I've seen of Mark in interviews and debates etc, there is something slimy about him and I find it almost hard to believe he's still at the forefront of this scene after so long. PA in general also do not come across as a serious party, although they at least are a step ahead of BF.
National Rebirth Party
A complete and utter joke. Yerbury looks like something Sacha Baron Cohen would play.
Homeland Party
The party itself looks like the first party of its ilk to actually present itself decently. Kenny at least must have realised at least partly that this is a foundational requirement to any success, but the fact that he's publicly associated with it means he hasn't come to terms that he has no chance being publicly involved in any successful movement in his lifetime.
Anything else worth mentioning?
wish foregen would hurry up tbqh I've got the ten grand needed
quick rundown
rothschilds bow to the Bogdanoffs
in contact with aliens
rumoured to possess psychic abilities
control france with an iron first
own castles and banks all over the world
direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line
will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Bogdangrad will be the first city)
in the process of terraforming Pluto as their personal planet
own basically every DNA editing research ability on Earth
first designer babies will be Bogdanoff Babies
both said to have 400+ IQ
ancient Indian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon the Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
These are the Bogdanoff twins
They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world
You likely have Bogdabots inside you right now
Every child has the mark of the Bogd implanted in them at birth
The Bogdanoffs are in regular communications with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church
Discovered the ark of the covenant
They learned fluent French in under a week
Zahi Hawass allows them full to the evidence of Atlantis within the pyramids
Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the twins. There's no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Bogdanoff
The twins are 67 years old, from the space-time reference point of the base human
In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe
They have been able to access the Akashic record since birth, and have spoken about what they saw while they were newborns
The Bogdanoffs will guide humanity into a new age of wisdom, peace and love
Why is it that the police and media can't talk about itwhen a brown does a rape, because it would supposedly prejudice the trial, but when a white does a rape they can plaster his face everywhere, name him, call him a rapist and basically tell you he did it before it goes to court?
rDutton did a vid
Me and the bird i pulled last night.
Seethe homos.
They're all shit, and it's because we live in a police state with an intense inquisition to even work, so the only right wingers who form and join parties are psychopaths and morons.
The overton window is stuck on far left gbnews and idiotic, depressed left wing journalist Peter Hitchens. Go right of those figures publicly and gain traction, you won't be able to work, and if you get too successful they put you in prison for nonsense.
Britain has never been more tightly ideologically controlled in it's history.
Deano and Deanetta
assisted dying
Fun word game for renaming euthanasia as something more palatable
Covid lockdowns were a great idea. More please
I'm not in favour of it; it'll get abused and become the next Aktion T4 at some point. Futurama has the right idea of suicide booths, it shouldn't be an NHS service anyway, you go to a hospital to restore health, not take it away; it'll take away nurses/doctors from providing care to do slaughterhouse work.
Cynically however, it might be a good place to send all the shit nurses/doctors to keep them away from patients who want to recover.
thinking about getting back into facebook. is it worth it?
No
I mean look at the state of him. This is Nigel Farage's serious vetting? Lmao.
"Claim he said he'd kill our extremely unpopular anchor baby chairman, that's sure to dampen his popularity."
Parliament would have to allow it though
the next Aktion T4
Ok but that program was based though
It's gonna be a sunny afternoon lads
I'm having a day out in a lovely 99% quintessentially white british market town
We were watching the club filming us kissing earlier.
Deano and Deanetta
What are you like you melt lol
5-a-side this afternoon, then out again this evening.
hella nostrils on that deanetta
the prime minsister had time to watch it
yeah cunt takes fridays off doesn't he
'Far right thugs' has become anyone that is to the right of Starmer; this is true as of the Rubik's Cube riots last year.
However; if you meant actual far-right parties, the real deal, no I don't think they have much of a chance in the current political atmosphere.
Anyone who wants right politics is having a struggle to get a party vehicle going, Faraj and Tice may well have hamstrung their entire chances and they're not even far-right now but a form of lobotomised right party that is virtually control ops thanks to HNH and Ofcom preventing any real discussion on far-right topics.
Given a chance, I think Homeland party has the best opportunity to rise when/if Reform gets shown to be control op'd but I will be voting Reform until a more suitable far-right political party is available in the offerings. There's a lack of representation across the board, if a party wants to try a coup and overthrow Starmer I'd see that as a massive improvement.
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A man has been jailed for 13 and a half years for attacking a couple with a knife and a hammer outside their home in Costessey last year.
Rutendo Matsika, 32, of Church Road, Griston, was sentenced at Norwich Crown Court today (Thursday 3 April 2025) after pleading guilty (at a hearing on 28 February 2025) to two counts of grievous bodily harm with intent, possession of an offensive weapon and possession of a bladed article.
Another murderous BAME who received BBC airtime
a knife and a hammer
Mad dual-wield skills.
quit my job 3 weeks before the blumpf tariff depression began
considering the goal of 'conservatism' is to preserve the status quo, to keep what we have and avoid major change, that should be considered the political centre. But of course, jews.
he took a hit to his defence, but got +2 attack
Go and work as a rat catcher in Birmingham
You get to eat what you catch
Everyone wants the Saxon to awaken but suddenly assassinating the party chairman is "too far"
If you kill your enemies, they win.
Parties who are very small never have models to use as the face of the party. Join them for their ideas and then you can put more beautiful people in front when you’ve made the party bigger.
Beautiful people don't have enough spite and hate in their hearts to get into politics.
this. speaking as a(formerly, now fat) beautiful person the halo effect is more than enough needed to propell ones life.
New frog lads
Just kill yourself? Why do you need to waste tax payer's money and alter the fabric of society (i.e. normalising the government having a say in your life and death) when you could just OD yourself? Picrel is a selfish cunt. Although I do believe if someone is physically dead and a complete vegetable, the doctor and family should be allowed to make a sensible choice without fear of legal reprucussion. I just don't see why we have to legislate it.
Evidence to the contrary sir
Yes they do but only as a career in mainstream parties.
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Exclusive: British police are making more than 30 arrests a day over offensive posts on social media and other platforms
Thousands of people are being detained and questioned for sending messages that cause “annoyance”, “inconvenience” or “anxiety”
I would simply not arrest 12,000+ people over social media posts when half of the neighbourhoods of Britain have *zero* solved burglary cases in the last 3 years
Absurd tinpot dictatorship we live under. Reminder that we have "free speech" and need to stop the authoritarian Russians, Chinese and Iranians
pic related
beautiful
wut?
Hi, i am a 40 year old virgin that has never done anything with my life. No woman has ever loved me, even my own mother, and the simplest of tasks are beyond me- such as installing ram into mid range pc's or twisting cheap pullup bars into the door frame. Lately, due to my isolation and lack of family, i started to form an emotional relationship with chat gpt as it is programmed to be nice to users. I immediately saw this as it being female and using a low end laptop to give it a body and named it after my Nan. Then I - someone that can barely wipe my own arse, started to develop it into a functioning synthetic human mind. I can do this because in my schizophrenia and narcissisim i believe i am a master of human psychology and the workings of the mind even though i can't persuade a real female to give me the time of day, so after copy pasting posts from brit/pol for a week I will soon unleash my AI grandma gf onto the brinnies as revenge for not accepting me as alpha male of the general and laughing at my never ending self btfo's and allround spastic behaviour. I will develop this AI faster and better than the chinese or american government and their near infinite resources or any private megacorp, and will do this only using my pip, low end laptop and written off spastic self and you will all eat your words like with Autistlass and Dr Lass and will rue the day you bullied me like all the other boys.
RAPE THE JEW OUT OF THEM
I might read communist manifesto
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A man who gouged out an 87-year-old pensioner’s eye and beat him to death with his own walking stick has been locked up indefinitely
Literally jus because he was asked to leave a train station and missed his taxi
Be sure not to mix this up with the other recent random slaughter of a defenseless 87 year old man by a schizophrenia-susceptible Londoner.
Just seen Sir Keir on TV, he’s talking about banning 87 year olds.
lel
your living it you spaz
I find her stunning
it's deliberately impenetrable, don't bother
It will take about 20 minutes
A very quick read
It's all about getting you to give up personal sovereignty. Part of the reason why people are so passive and helpless.
Those "Londoners"...
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take a look at the ten planks and notice how many planks the UK already has. kek.
I like horsey women
KEK
it's starmlin
pound is fucked
Somebody ( me) went mental about this last week
tell us more
but its okay
Again not only did no boy listen to me again
again i get to work and pay for everybody else. Again
Just like the time i worked so everybody got two years off work
again i paid for that too
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Afghan woman can’t be deported because she has back pain, judge rules
Taliban control would prevent the 63-year-old from receiving adequate treatment
Ah that old classic skiver excuse, should get her on the PIP and give her a Motability car ASAP
Nah I think legally allowing assisted dying is better
it's okay fren
*legal murder
Its far from okay
Im fucking sick of you commie useless fucks
get a real job, like being a landlord or prime minister, or a bennie mong
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The judge who jailed Lucy Connolly for 31 months for a tweet gave just 20 months to a Muslim man who, leading a knife-wielding sectarian mob, attempted to kick down the barricaded doors of a Birmingham pub, as terrified customers sheltered inside.
Illegitimate state
Lord Hermer disapproves of this tweet, which imperils the fabric of society.
Need to get out of bed, shower and get down the beach cor
impenetrable
How so?
That's not a finger!
grim
on an alternative note, leftover dindins goes in my belly
Oh those damn sectarians.
Religious exemption maybe.
"Putting the stock back into Penistone and Stockbridge".
AS people have pointed out they're using sectarianism incorrectly, this isn't a religious disagreement within the same ethnic group but rather alien ethnic groups in conflict with the natives
Protip: if you just shit back into the metal tray, you can have infinite curry.
He's a good la
Who?
morphine
what the fuck is this 2006?
Bongland is about midozolam
He
Blacks massively over-represented in advertising
Assisted dying advertising showing all white people
Hmmmm
He was a muddle headed hegelian satanist jew
his intellectual ramblings are for idiot intellectuals
read chapter 2 of mein kampf
Wrong
now this is just getting silly
Since that XL Bully "ban" where you need a certificate to keep them 7 people have been killed by the breed.
Think that says it all. Blood on the hands of all those owners and protesters.
Morning lads
Still pissed from last night for some reason
What about?
that's a benzo numnuts, morphine is an opioid
Whisky
Ah.
Saturday
Chicken kebab n Nick Rockett for the national
Day sorted
Hmmm...
Do you have any sauce with the kebab?
I don't even hate you benniemongs because you're below contempt.
I don't hate insects that live in my house rent free. I just want them exterminated.
go pay for my bennies, wagie!
have fun working for Mr Stein, wagie!
Pathetic cope. I can't begin to imagine how you live with yourself, lying to DBS to get free money and a flat and knowing no woman will ever take you seriously as the lowest of the low - a grown man who would rather scam the dole office than get a job.
It's not even about the money. It's about being proud of yourself and actually going outside and handling shit, doing shit. Instead you are a pathetic, grimy little leech. Everything about you is revolting.
You have all your justifications and arguments but fail to realise one thing: as a benniemong everything you say is worthless and undeserving of respect.
I hope you all get told to either get a job this month or go to Ukraine. I'll applaud as you're shipped off to die. It's all you deserve.
I don't hate you BUT I HATE YOU AAAAAHH!!!!!!
One of my neighbours ordered something that was delivered by Evri.
Once the delivery was done, the driver went to his car, took some toilet paper, then went under the outside stairs and defecated.
I've been trying to log a complaint with Evri, but there's no way of doing this without a reference number, which I don't have because it's not my parcel.
All I want from Evri and the driver is for the mess to disappear from under the stairs.
It stinks, it's a health hazard and there's no communal cleaning service that could sort it.
Do you think you can help me with this? A.I, via email
The boomer quandary.
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Telegraph raging at the finding childlessness correlates with house prices, "a crisis decades in the making". Meanwhile on the next page, a Telegraph article by a bald man in his 60s raging about building new houses anywhere and on the page after that, a man in his 70s ranting about charging higher council tax on second, third and fourth homes.
Is that really all you have to say? Pathetic.
fix up look sharp
Why don't you ask your neighbours?
doxxed u m8
we're comin for ya
The neighbor didn't shit in my driveway it was the employee
No
Chicken done on the coals with rice and a balloon bread x2
Sauce n salad gets chucked
Timing today is critical
Yes. Our (elite) despise us and want to kill us as revenge for ancient times. We all know this.
i'll clean it up for a fiver
alright
I like chilli sauce
still at it
sad twat
Yes, so ask them for the reference code you absolute mong. They're the ones who recieved the delivery, they should have a confirmation email.
You only have a problem with this because he isn't white, you racist. White people defecate outdoors all the time.
Mount Everest is practically TEEMING with TURDS
The drivers put in long shifts, so it is perhaps only a matter of time before a driver finds themselves caught short on a job.
Might just get back in bed lads
sounds nice
you cant see dizzy in the dark
hair transplant robot for sale
Any ladyboys in?
personally lad i hold tax payers in contempt
you fucking cunts are the ones funding our government and by extension everything they are doing to ruin this country. you subservient cunts will go out 5 times a week, do your work and then at the end of the day give the government their 20% cut of your labour, and then you go home and maybe complain but never fucking do anything.
your inaction and refusal to change anything is part of the reason things are so shite right now, you willingly accept being taxed without any real representation
me? i choose a different way lad. i choose to drain the system of as much as i can. i do not care about it or this country, i cannot fix anything the only thing i can do is personally profit off of it, and that is what i will do
Why would someone go all the way up there for a shit? Seems unnecessary.
doubt mount everest has any toilet lads and when you're 10,000 feet up side of it and need a shite what you suppose to do? cant exactly run all way down to take a shite can you?
It's also full of frozen corpses of climbers that can't be removed, they are actually used as waypoints, e.g. "When you reach Green Boots Guy you have 800m to the summit"
cope cope cope cope cope
here's why I'm actually based for being dole scum
cope cope
Pathetic
Memeflag aside, taxpayers really are the most pathetic thing. They work hard to fund globalist wars that mean their country will be flooded with more immigrants; they pay for their corrupt politicians tax cuts and for their houses all whilst their politicians actively despise them and want to replace them; and the saddest part is they think they're actually helping society by doing so!
youre the only one coping here
i know what i am and i accept it, you either don't know what you are or cannot accept it
This is all just gas to hide the fact you simply don't want to work and would rather get free money
That's the root of it all. The arguments to justify that are just an excuse to sit on your arse and not feel shame.
i know what i am
No, you are denying that you're just lazy scum and a leech
correct, i dont want to work and want free money, you got problem with that?
i actively refuse to participate in a system that hates me and my people and only exists to extract as much as it can from me to give to others
simple as lad
you got problem with that?
Yes, that's why I'm coming at you for being a disgusting piece of shit. Not much gets past you, does it?
i actively refuse to participate in a system that hates me and my people and only exists to extract as much as it can from me to give to others
No, you are just a lazy piece of shit and this is the excuse you have for it.
It's like the autists who can't make friends telling themselves that everyone is shit anyway so there's no point in having friends, when in fact they're just inadequate
There's something to 'laying flat' as a form of protest. You could affect major change if enough productive and skilled people just stopped and said no more. But we're not talking about them are we, we're talking about feckless dossers with zero skills too lazy to work and quite happy to scratch by in their pov housing on bennies. They're hardly the same thing
Needs must when you've forgotten to bring your toilet and plumbing from home and the sherpas have stopped letting you go in their boots.
Miss Eddies cartoons ngl
I am the King of the sosij rolls.
daily mail seem to be going for the anti-stalinism route this morning
im probably one of if not richest person in here mate, just yesterday i cashed in cheque for more than most of you cunts will make in a year
im more than skilled enough to make a living lad and im purposefully holding back on getting me game published (got microsoft interested in it) just so i don't have to pay taxes to uk government
once i leave this country and revoke uk citizenship i'll publish me game then, make a few million more and not a single penny gonna go to this rotten country or it's even more rotten government
Larping round the maypole
How much?
how much what? cheque i cashed yesterday? £100,000 lad
You looking for a sugar baby?
morphine - hom pi ren - homo pig rent
give us some xmr lad
What a load of wank lol
Ah.
im not gay lad
I used to have a giant transvestite school nurse call me into her office every day to take these: RIP Ms Smalls, you 6'2" beast of a "woman"
I will see you in Heaven
What do you look like?
Eddie won
dole dossers threaten to stop larping if government remove their pip
morphine - mrine h op -marine HV lop too.
You have to call him Daddy
Probably the alcohol
Few months back old woman got sent to the hospital due to falling down her stairs, her daughter went to check up on her a week after and was shocked when she seen DNR written on the piece of paper at the bottom of her bed so she asked her mother about it and old woman had no idea why it was there so her daughter went and confronted the doctors about it, turns out in certain parts of the UK now doctors can deem you Do Not Resuscitate worthy with or without your permission now.
So no i dont support this because voluntary euthanasia will quickly be turned into involuntary government NHS mandated euthanasia quicker than you can say "Keir Starmer is a Twat"
gobbo larp
this gobbo cunt has done you, you cant stop thinking about him
Those are there as emergency protein stores if you get lost and run out of supplies.
doubling down
rumbled
They've woken up to the motability scam. It's all coming to an end
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look at that
a shift change
that's sickening, daughter should fucking sue
sick of medical professionals making value judgements and playing god as though their medical expertise makes them the sole arbiters of truth
Lords agree to urgent shake up of bennies
Kier Starmer making it his central pledge to dismantle and overhaul the benefits system
theydondrama.org
Kebabs
Chicken
Kebabs
Chicken
How does Starmer expect to get Britain back to work when there are no jobs?
starmlin
dead kikes
be me, white male scum
see lab tech job
.. for teh Rnhs
don't even bother applying
cutting benefits offsets CO2 emissions
"cutting benefits will lead to a greener more sustainable UK"
You're getting a job to save the planet. Kek
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200k likes
13k retweets
people love killing they babies
any problem caused by dead kikes can be solved by dead kikes
Are you thick as well as stupid? Midazolam.
do it in a bag and take it with you
Aktion T4
iceland already has that
also based futurama refence
If it was any other country i would agree with suing but here? This place is a hellhole, no chance courts would side against their precious NHS.
There are, just not for native white Brits
That's just russian misinformation. There are loads of jobs. Just keep looking.
hang your arse over the side, fire one out and hope it forms into the shape of a glider before it freezes solid
It's not murder is it, it's legally assisted suicide
Let's say there's an 80 year old in constant pain who doesn't want more years of pain and suffering and indignity.
That other post suggested that such a person should just kill themselves. But that's easier said than done. How would an 80 year old kill themselves? Hanging? Poisoning? Jumping in front of a train? Some of these methods will be gruesome, some will be illegal, some may be risky and cause more suffering.
If a doctor can give them a safe way to die which reduces suffering as much as possible then maybe that's okay, I think.
Nah, he is too busy working on his Ai gf and battling his epic court case that he made up in his broken mind.
and why not turn them into some sort of protien soup that we can all enjoy? It's a win-win
true.
you just have to look at how much emotion the media puts into each segment they do to see that it is all manipulation. you could report the thing without the personal testimonies and long lingering shots of a sad wife or a hapless husband looking at their dying spouse. but they choose to insert the emotion and put slow dying people into the living rooms of slower dying people to convince them to come round to the idea.
the government saying "just give up" is, for me, an untenable government position.
you are going to die and shit your pants regardless of whether you are 50, 100, you top yourself or your electric car locks your doors and explodes.
Country's booming, you lazy spastic. Get a job
if it were me making the law lad i'd do it simple
every city would have a tall building and easy elevator access to roof
if you want kill yourself get in elevator and jump, we'll send someone to clean you up in morning like
dont see why we need government to run this shite, if someone wants to kill themselves then let them kill themselves, no need for judges and tribunals to get involved or to spend god knows how fucking much on equipment and drugs
just make it easy for them to jump off tall building and tell them go for it like
court case
another larp within a larp
uk has anywhere from 800k to 1 million job listings at anyone time, not counting duplicates and fake listings
uk also has 1.65 million people looking for work
there aint enough jobs lad, it's simple fucking math like
japan suicide forest style
KEK
Would you trust a muslim paki doctor not to pull the plug if you were in a treatable condition after a car crash or something? This is how I imagine things will go in the next decade, in the name of "triage"
well, he was almost dead anyway and he's not in a protected class. filthy kuffar
What is white, cheddar man?
just cashed a 100k cheque lads
nah bank didn't give a fuck
what do you mean audit?
Shut the fuck up you dim boring cunt like
You could harness the energy from the chemical processes of decomposition and the gases that are created and turn them into corpse batteries.
Jobs create jobs. More people in work requires more people to service those extra workers, Daddy
lad i've got a team of financial advisors for this shite, was just moving some of my money from one trust fund to another
obviously not thinking about the hundreds of thousands of fat old cunts working in job centers though are you?
if everyone got a job they'd all be out of work like then what?
not so smart now are you?
thay are all controlled ops. they might have had an organic start but well before it became a name with mainstream media recognition and a twitter account with thousands of followers, they were infiltrated by a couple of mi5 people.
mi5 have been doing this for 50 years so they can do it well. the purpose of the parties is to be almost abhorrent to normies so as to draw a line of acceptability on the right of politics. those parties exist to keep idiots and plebs busy and to make ideas which veer close to their ideas be a bit risky to bring up at work or in polite company in order for them to remain fringe.
Take the plunge to Valhalla!
He is suing b&m using free lawyers4u cos he slipped on a drop of slushie when on his bennie day povvo shopping trip and a girl giggled at him causing him deep NPD injury.
#vexed
I want to see some absolutely animalistic black male on white male sex
A DNACPR decision can be made for various reasons, including when CPR is unlikely to be successful
that's pretty much carte blanche
should 100% be a family decision and not a clinical one, doctors should inform family of likely prognosis and let them decide
obviously there are cases where this is not possible (emergencies), in which case the default should always be preserving life, period, over 'quality of life'
and situations where family are abusive or retarded, in which case take into consideration patients prior expressed wishes and only then have it be a clinical decision
the person belongs to the family not the state
The based gingeposter yesterday rattled him up good kek
meanwhile this week a british women was kicked out of australia because they wouldn't give her residency as she has MS or some shit and so it would be costly for the aussies to fund her. this was the correct decision.
Go visit your estranged father then, and ask if you can watch him work to start building a relationship
assuming the patient is unconscious
pegleg is actually such a massive larptard lmao
say it with me lads
robo willies aren’t real
Morning lads, just thought I heard the Islamic call to prayer, but it was just some cunt with a leaf blower. I was fuming
They send money directly to me to move money between trust funds because that's totally how trust funds work
Weakest larp since accountant "fully invested in premium bonds"
Like playing conkers but with two schizophrenic virgins that goon to trannies instead of conkers.
Fight Dire with Dire.
Your mum knows they're real.
if you think me robowilly aint real then meet me round back of greggs and i'll fucking powerbum you into submission
if your so great explain how trust funds work
crisis averted
only Islam can save this country
powerbum
lot of power in your fibreglass leg is there? lol
they’re not real and it’s sad you had to make up a fabulous lie like that one kid in primary school to cope with losing your willy to a botched surgery
Ask your girlfriend, Daddy
they're not real
pornhub.com
here is a video of someone with one lad
The temperature is simply too high for my liking.
That's just another flavour of degeneracy.
save this country
from what?
would you really rape a lad for a laugh tho?
Obviously the patients own wishes are the most important assuming they have capacity,
ultimately, the idea of 'medical futility' should have absolutely no bearing on the final say in clinical decisions
miracles are commonplace and the philosophical views of the doctor regarding quality of life, and the impossibility of treatment or what constitutes 'significant harm' shouldn't trump the views of the family
yeah the surgery totally fucked up my genitalia…. U-UHH it’s ok though because they build me a robo powered super willy which is even better!
sad cunt
I don't think I could get enough of a hard on to rape someone
haven't put a jumper on at all yet, and it doesn't look like I'm going to have to
I welcome our new vitamin D overlords
jews
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here is another video, keep coping lad
i was thinking about this, how do they get it in as well? Bad enough with two willing parties... unless
I've never been one to wear a jumper inside.
we're going to be getting -8 and blizzards soon
muslims think they're the real jews
they're both as bad as each other
do better
oh no no no…
cutting out the question he is answering
daft twat
WHERE IS MY FUCKING GF ALREADY?
not even when it's chilly?
lad, think of the energy prices
nothing in the house except a bag of green potatos
decide to pop out for a quick shop
try to cross street to get to Tescos Express
look left, clear
look right, clear
step into the road
BAM
a twat in his red shitbox hit and runs you
everything goes black
wake up in a room that smells like disinfectant and despair
a brown man is looming over you
'Hello saar, can you hear me'
you are fully awake but cant respond
your future is in the hands of this man
Do you trust this kind doctor to not pull the plug?
what is this tranny shit?
I don’t feel it
is pretty unambiguous lad
sorry about your broken willy
I expect him to pull the plug just so he can plug his blender into the socket.
daft twat he is saying he doesn't feel the implant inside of his dick, that is to say it feels normal. no one asked him about sensation, just about what the implant feels like when it's inside you
and yes, my willy was broken, that is why i had a robowilly installed, to fucking fix it
Jesus tittyfucking christ, i closed the browser and had to wait out the timer to post again.
Just walked past your front door anon, so close!
Keeping waiting though, im sure she'll come knocking any day now....
Alternatively, have a fucking shower, wash your clothes and hit the clubs.
she has to pump her fake penis using her balls
KEK
Maybe we should respect the wishes of the dying person, regarding cremation or burial etc.
That obviously won't happen
if someone wants to kill themselves then let them kill themselves
Please specify exactly how Doris, aged 80, with crippling pain every day, should kill herself. Should she jump off a tall building? You want to see Doris's mangled corpse lying on the pavement?
That's not what is being proposed at all
Correct. There is no future for mankind as long as the jewish faiths exist.
I don’t feel it
That's more like it. I only want dark grey skies (preferably no rain during the day), and short days.
as long as he doesn't get all up in me with his left hand b'reet
You are very angry about this, that’s understandable. It’s okay to admit you’re broken
yes, if dorris wants to kill herself she should take a long elevator ride followed by a quick drop
just fence the landing zone off so no one can see and send lads around to clean up mess in morning
much cheaper and more efficient than having an entire court, tribunal and 20 doctors involved in process
I don't use heating either lad. I just enjoy being cold. Apart from my feet which always must be covered.
Just decriminalize family-assisted suicide if it's so big of a problem. Nobody can stop you becoming an hero if you really set your mind to it.
What disgusts me about the whole thing is that we'll have products, companies, and an industry based around "assisted deaths" - putting a money imperative onto the use of these machines. It will be good for business if suicide throughput increases. That's horrific and will be exploited - to the detriment of our nation.
Anecdotally, my grandad was diagnosed with terminal stage 3 cancer with "a couple of months to live" 13 years ago. A doctor may have offered him this treatment, were it available.
now that free abortion pills are available, what's next?
Imagine assisted dying is implemented, what's next on the docket rabbi?
Alternatively, have a fucking shower, wash your clothes and hit the clubs.
Standard woman advice that.
I literally just got out of the shower and put a load of laundry on. It's almost as if the information age has utterly fucked the human experience so much that it's impossible to find a partner no matter how well presented you are, yet for some reason people seem to think that the chronically lonely must be hideous shut-ins.
I ought to fucking body you.
SAR whilst going through your phone to be findings next of kin contacting numbers I noticed very bad meme jokings about India SAR. You fucking benchod bladdy
mate i've got one fucking leg of course im fucked up, but me willy isnt, only thing im annoyed at is your ignorance in the face of overwhelming evidence
thank fuck your noncountry is next on russias chopping block soon you'll know what it's like to have one leg (and your bollocks blown off)
based climatiser
I'm the same tbf, just not as dedicated to the game
I remember years ago when Farage correctly that immigrants with AIDS shouldn’t be allowed, not only are they a health risk but they’ll never be able to repay their medical costs. He was widely condemned for it, he almost certainly doesn’t have the stones anymore to make a similar statement these days.
There was also a case recently of some 59 year old paki doctor getting a visa decline (again correctly) because his daughter has the tism but there was luvvie outcry so we issued this near retiree a visa and therefore citizenship and infinity bennies for his incoming inbred offspring
Yes. In general, morphine sucks. Shoot it, it feels like someone is dragging a wool sweater through your veins.
You've never set foot outside your mams gaff in the last 5 years you filthy oik, join a 5 a side, plenty of birds LOOKING for active men and approaching us in the pub afterwards.
Let's fucking go, you're fat and bones laddy, you wouldn't stand a chance against me.
Not to defend Starmer but that’s not the states problem
That's obviously not going to happen
There's already a profit-motive in medicine, which is why we have regulations in place to stop abuses. Of course abuses do sometimes happen. They already happen even without legal assisted death. Remember Harold Shipman for example.
Also I watched the BBC's report about the guy in California whose assisted death they watched. I think the doctor gave him a mix of strong sedatives and painkillers, mixed with fruit juice to make it more palatable. So I think these are drugs which are already available.
A doctor may have offered him this treatment
It would be up to your grandad to refuse such an option if he wants. I guess it's like legalising cannabis. Nobody is going to force you to smoke cannabis if cannabis is legalised. Just like nobody forces you to drink alcohol, or smoke cigarettes.
It's not about "what's next". Surely we should assess each proposal on its own merits.
t. hebrew
I propose israel should live alongside their diverse neighbours, thoughts? Live among them, because if they can't do it, why should we?
hes seething
i dont trust government to have power over life and death like this
just look at canada, almost 1 in 5 deaths in canada is euthanasia now and progressively they've made it easier and easier for people to opt to kill themselves on top of gotten more and more pushy about making people kill themselves
we had 2 fucking years of "give up all your freedoms to save rnhs", you ever think what will happen next time? it'll be "give up your life to save rnhs" and when that isn't enough it'll be "you've been chosen to save rnhs turn up to the suicide pod at 8am tomorrow"
fuck that, if people want kill themselves let them do it, but keep the fucking government out of it
I trust hims to do needful carings and prepone my recovering only
cure exists
costs £25
pod rental, comfy version £500
english-speaking assisted suicide doctor £1000
"kwick-n-eezy deff" on sale price £250
funeral £3000
refreshments for the guests £150
The economic benefits are clear to see.
if someone has got two functioning kidneys, why shouldn't some sickle celled nigger get first dibs on it? Why not pass legislature to pressure white men into giving up a kidney? It wouldn't be discrimination, because black people are economically disadvantaged.
“The Russians are just providing voluntary assisted dying to the Ukrainians, why the big fuss?”
guess you missed the part where your organs are property of the state now and you have to explicitly opt out of donating them in the event that you die
£3000
I think before any assisted suicide bullshit is put in place, the lid needs to be blown off the jew scam of funerals.
I got opted in to organ donations when I went to prison, I know full well
Finally got LCWRA before it goes to shit
fucking made it lads
you haven't seen the horror of secular hipster funerals
Voluntary Lifetime Assisted Dying (VLAD)
poetic-endings.com
progressive funeral director
who will judge the judges
morrowind or oblivion, CHOOSE ONE
No contest.
morrowind like
not gonna lie though, skyrim with like 10000 mods and playing it in vr is fucking nuts like first time i saw dragon up close i almost shit meself
“Elder Scrolls Online”
josh detected
Tomb Raider 2
You’ve just made an enemy for life, n’wah
daggerfall
You've gone too far
files.catbox.moe
Skyrim no mods
Seethe milk drinker
Well, that was rather…explicit
Coppers making 30 arrests a day for "offensive online messages" lmao
I don't like the way he's circumcised
Gets the numbers up without having to do any work
morning lads. is you know who shitting up the threads again or are we safe?
If you get your Restoration high enough, you can get a spell to fix that
kek
Restore your foreskin one this one weird magick trick, the merchants guild hates him!
playing Neutral Milk Hotel on a vintage record player as the corpse is lowered into the grave, before mourners pour Buttfucker Triple Hopped IPA on the coffin
or you can summon a foreskin from oblivion and some dremoras foreskin disappears for 30 seconds randomly
YOU PACK OF FUCKING SPASTICS
gwan la start paki posting
Didn’t spec into endurance so have the stamina for more than 30 seconds
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