California is the greatest place to live in the world.
We are more powerful than nearly every nation on Earth.
If we were our own country, we'd be the 5th largest economy in the world.
We have the best beaches, babes, food...and don't forget the weather!
I genuinely don't know how you poor state and foreign fags deal with cold weather. What a fucking drag man. Today it was 74° and the vibes were immaculate.
One day we'll break free from you American nigger lovers and we'll form a Californian Republic Army, Air Force, and Navy.
You rely on our technology. You watch our Hollywood goyslop. And above all...WE LIVE RENT FREE IN ALL OF YOUR HEADS.
I hardly ever think of you niggers. You nuggets from shit hole states like Texas, Florida, New York, and that's the best you got. Fucking ewwwww bro.
And the world? Garbage. Foreign fags can't even hold a candle to us. Your economies suck. Your weather sucks. You can't smoke legal weed either. Your life is shit bro.
I predict by 2100, California will be its own superpower, and when it is...watch out. We're taking names and we're kicking asses later on. Fuck all of you.